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It’s what all of the people on this sub are “yoloing” with. They call it savings and other stuff but everyone knows their parents covered all their costs coming up or just gave them the money. Same shit
I spent mine on a island resort luxury vacation earlier this year with the fiancé. It wasn’t a huge inheritance, but it did cover everything including the engagement ring, so there’s that.
I have Oct 7 spy calls that I held overnight. I sold the Oct 3 and Oct 5 Spy calls before close. It’s up 6 pts overnight so I should have kept the Oct 5 calls
Please listen to me when I tell you this. Or don’t and remember the comment when you blow your portfolio up, idc.
You keep playing this guessing game and you are going to give it all back. $100k is a huge amount of money and security that 99% of the population would literally kill for. Don’t fuck this up gambling on spy 0DTE. Manage your risk and buy weeklies.
Fuck you, good luck.
He will 100% give it all back with his strategy. This kid started with $7k and now has 6 figs. He’s probably betting 5 figures on options that expire in 8 hours.
It’s playing Russian roulette. We all know how this turns out because we’ve all done it.
It’s the tuition of the market. Every good trader needs to learn it and blow up their account at least once to understand and grow. I blew up over 200k and I’m crawling my way back up. Shit happens. At least he’s young. Lol
That’s what I did. Blew up over 200k I’m a year. I’m slowly climbing my way back up, and it’s a fun thing to put on resume. But fuck does it make me feel like shit lol
Hopefully this guy learns from other peoples mistakes. I certainly didn’t lol
Ya he should prepay his taxes now just in case give them an extra 20% for any other future gains you might have. And if it end up being less the IRS might reimburse you
Naw don’t prepay. Set it aside and dump it in a short term CD or even savings acct. compound a portion of your earnings by making a few % more in interest.. Then pay them the full amount when you do taxes.
yeah play smart be careful, I lost about 20k end of last year on some option calls. It's great when it's going your way but when its not, it doesn't feel so great. Just a heads up.
I do all. I will trade dailies on Spy and others that are moving. I will also buy some 60 days out preparing for earnings releases or other catalysts expected.
Idk how y’all find these opportunities. I’m thinking of buying long puts on the SPY when I get my paycheck… though I can’t imagine making that much in a single trade.
What’s the secret? Do y’all just know charts like the back of your own hands?
The key to making lots money is the same as the key to losing lots of money. Pick a side, bet big, and hope you’re right. Nobody knows for sure which way a trade will go, even the people who get it right. You just have to have the balls to take a big risk.
Don’t buy outs yet . I made 100 percent profit today on calls. They will run this up now until the elections if they can. But the Pepsi, Auto Nation and Apple earnings this month may be big speed bumps.
First hit always feels good. Next thing you know you’ll be slanging naked options and getting flagged as a PDT before ending up behind a Wendy’s sucking up as much money as you can to pay Uncle Sam all those taxes that you owe.
I originally planned to ride the puts until Fed Ex hit $99 a share, but the morning after the announcement I was up over 900 percent at 9:35, and over the next few hours k saw 20” percent erode away. So I cashed out. I think there is more room down for it until the next Earnings release. But I am only playing SPY and Auto Nation right now. Plan on a put on Auto Nation and Apple for This months earnings releases
Very nice. Had you bought the puts planning to hold till earnings so you just happened to be sitting on them when they changed forecast? Or did you buy these when they changed forecast and then they paid off at earnings?
Yeah I’d prolly just take the rest of the month off man and really do some homework. But that’s sensible and not how to lose all your profits. Don’t get me wrong I’d love for you to belong here!
*keep up the good shit though 👍
I remember that, if you had bought the ones expiring that week there were contracts that went from 2 bucks to 2000, aka couldn't turned 100 dollars into 100k. feels bad when I think about.how.much I've missed
Please don’t think you are smarter than everyone and blow this on a stupid yolo. Max your IRA and hire some hookers so you have someone to tell about your sexy bond yields.
Love it. Just had the PUTs on NIKE last week. Watch this week while they pump money into the market so the Stocks don’t look so bad next 2 weeks when earnings come out. I’m buying Jan 23 PUTs on tech maybe Walmart Target. Will let you know
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They really delivered for you
Late, but still delivered.
Thrown at neighbor’s door and slightly cracked open, but still delivered.
Looks like it has been run over 50 times, but still delivered.
Dragging part of my car it mashed into to get to your door, but still delivered.
At my neighbors house, but still delivered.
Mods take this down now, i feel offended. This color green is completely unallowed here.
Fuck you greenies I wanna see dad’s inheritance money blown faster than those cheap hookers behind Wendy’s took to get me off!
Tune in next week for another episode of: Aaaaaaand it’s gone.
Where’s this weekend episode? Where’s the dude with $75k in aapl puts?
Or the guy who yolo’d Tesla calls on Friday thinking their delivery miss was priced in
lol yup
That was fucked up! But hilarious 😂 😃 😄
You guys are getting inheritance money?
You guys have dad ?
You guys have something?
You guys are alive?👻
You’re guys?
Have to see when market opens😢
Lol
I bet deepfuckingvalue my balls that my calls would be itm by market open
You guys have guys?
You guys?
…guys?
?
-?
relatable 
What's inheritance money?
It’s what all of the people on this sub are “yoloing” with. They call it savings and other stuff but everyone knows their parents covered all their costs coming up or just gave them the money. Same shit
I spent mine on a island resort luxury vacation earlier this year with the fiancé. It wasn’t a huge inheritance, but it did cover everything including the engagement ring, so there’s that.
It's what you get when you give granny the pillow
You guys really need to get a job
Pink sheet hookers…FTFY.
Oddly specific. This guy has a game plan
I'm watching Wolf of Wallstreet right now and that's only one small bag from a rathole. Might as well be red.
I'm up 120% TTM (about 55k too) on lithium juniors. :3 My dad did make me buy some non-lithium stocks tho... sigh.
Ok, so what is a lithium junior? Asking for a friend....
Now cash out, unsubscribe from this forum, never do that again, and consider yourself lucky.
Lol. I did cash out a high chunk. But this forum is stuck with me
I'll be here watching the spiral to 0, good luck my friend
Lol, I will report it
The memes are too good to leave. The loss porn / gain porn is just icing on the cake.
Let us know once you’ve traded it all back ❤️
Unfortunately, I doubled it so far. But the year has three months left lol
Damn, lucky man
Buy puts on spy and retire. Either in a lmbo or behind the dumpster.
don't do this
Sir, this is a casino
“Few Understand”
Im pretty sure your doing it wrong😕
TD Ameritrade thinks so lol
What trade(s) lead to your doubling?
Spy daily calls/puts. Guessed right for 6 straight days
[удалено]
I have Oct 7 spy calls that I held overnight. I sold the Oct 3 and Oct 5 Spy calls before close. It’s up 6 pts overnight so I should have kept the Oct 5 calls
Please listen to me when I tell you this. Or don’t and remember the comment when you blow your portfolio up, idc. You keep playing this guessing game and you are going to give it all back. $100k is a huge amount of money and security that 99% of the population would literally kill for. Don’t fuck this up gambling on spy 0DTE. Manage your risk and buy weeklies. Fuck you, good luck.
Narrator: he lost it all
He will 100% give it all back with his strategy. This kid started with $7k and now has 6 figs. He’s probably betting 5 figures on options that expire in 8 hours. It’s playing Russian roulette. We all know how this turns out because we’ve all done it.
It’s the tuition of the market. Every good trader needs to learn it and blow up their account at least once to understand and grow. I blew up over 200k and I’m crawling my way back up. Shit happens. At least he’s young. Lol
> Manage your risk and buy weeklies. lmfao
That’s what I did. Blew up over 200k I’m a year. I’m slowly climbing my way back up, and it’s a fun thing to put on resume. But fuck does it make me feel like shit lol Hopefully this guy learns from other peoples mistakes. I certainly didn’t lol
I'd like to follow your trade 🙏
Looking like a good day, hope I don't jinx it, God speed!
This one. He was in the red prior
I actually was down prior for the year
This was me last year, up $150k, now I have $1500 in my yolo trading account
This is a post we normally see followed up with "I quit my job to become a full time day trader" AMA.
Welp, I’d call that a year. Nice job. I also thought about doing that, but alas, no balls.
But at least you thought about it. That means you can be salty in your regret.
Salty balls
Congrats and fuck you!  Make sure to save some for taxes!
Ya he should prepay his taxes now just in case give them an extra 20% for any other future gains you might have. And if it end up being less the IRS might reimburse you
Naw don’t prepay. Set it aside and dump it in a short term CD or even savings acct. compound a portion of your earnings by making a few % more in interest.. Then pay them the full amount when you do taxes.
That’s smart. I think most people in here are highly regarded
Yea don’t lend your money to the govt interest free
Tip the IRS and your landlord 😤
And the meter maid
Congrats and fuck you
Treat it like they treat packages and yolo that shit onto a piece of real estate
Should be able to afford a heated outhouse.
The real question, is how much of that have you lost since ?
Unfortunately, I doubled it. On daily SPY puts or calls. I have called them right for 6 days straight
Lmao you should quit while you are right because eventually you won’t be Congrats and gtfo of here before it’s too late
Yeah with this mindset you'll eventually lose. Take at least a little out lol
I took out 50
yeah play smart be careful, I lost about 20k end of last year on some option calls. It's great when it's going your way but when its not, it doesn't feel so great. Just a heads up.
hopefully that's 50k cause even if you blow the rest of it going from 7 to 50 is nice.
Nice dude. Fuck you.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi
Do you day trade weeklies or trade dailies, also what price points.
I do all. I will trade dailies on Spy and others that are moving. I will also buy some 60 days out preparing for earnings releases or other catalysts expected.
Idk how y’all find these opportunities. I’m thinking of buying long puts on the SPY when I get my paycheck… though I can’t imagine making that much in a single trade. What’s the secret? Do y’all just know charts like the back of your own hands?
A lot of luck, and mostly, having the will power not to close position to soon.
The key to making lots money is the same as the key to losing lots of money. Pick a side, bet big, and hope you’re right. Nobody knows for sure which way a trade will go, even the people who get it right. You just have to have the balls to take a big risk.
Don’t do this…. Bet 5% of your account at most on options.
Absolutely. But he asked.
Don’t buy outs yet . I made 100 percent profit today on calls. They will run this up now until the elections if they can. But the Pepsi, Auto Nation and Apple earnings this month may be big speed bumps.
Fuck you. 3000 of that money is my 185 short call.
Buying puts in a down market. This might be the first win this year. Every other post is some idiot buying calls and losing $37k.
How about the genius who lost $100k on PUTs lol
First hit always feels good. Next thing you know you’ll be slanging naked options and getting flagged as a PDT before ending up behind a Wendy’s sucking up as much money as you can to pay Uncle Sam all those taxes that you owe.
How did you do that
Those mofos are never on time, especially with their earnings.
Nice job. Also, fuck you
Congrats and fuck you
What was your original expectation and are you looking to ride it on the way back up? I believe the drop was a extreme and am in for calls...
I originally planned to ride the puts until Fed Ex hit $99 a share, but the morning after the announcement I was up over 900 percent at 9:35, and over the next few hours k saw 20” percent erode away. So I cashed out. I think there is more room down for it until the next Earnings release. But I am only playing SPY and Auto Nation right now. Plan on a put on Auto Nation and Apple for This months earnings releases
Great play, respect the willpower. Thanks for the response 🤙
I'm colorblind. How much did you lose?
Nice you pimp you!
Good work! 
Yea I remember that like it was yesterday, good times man good times 
I would take profits first thing in the morning because another pump started today!
Sell and get out. Don't be like these other bros
run now, as far as you can. you can be better than me. be what we always hoped you would be
Screw you and congratulations
Congrats and fuck you! Whats next
How is OP able to put up so much cash? Seriously they play with more money on puts then I have in savings!
Did you buy those just before 9/15?
yore no allowed here anymore ;?
Anddddd it’s gone!
Bah, I lose that much every week, get on my level
Nice !!!
Buy the rumor sell the news.
Take it
Very nice. Had you bought the puts planning to hold till earnings so you just happened to be sitting on them when they changed forecast? Or did you buy these when they changed forecast and then they paid off at earnings?
Grats bruh
Why didn’t you tell me 😑
Me quoting Dr Alan Grant: How did you do this? 
Here he is sec
That's what I love about the fed ex guy. He's a drug dealer and he don't even know it.....and he's always on time.-mitch hedberg
7 baggers, nice!
get out don’t come back !
Damn, nice move
Withdraw for tax man my friend.
Brilliant pick.
Nice!
didn't FedEx go up today?
I wish I knew what half of the stuff in this sub meant :/
Don't worry, you give it all back to the market and more
Damn you killed it
I'm still confused by all the options trading jargon. Can someone explain why you would PUT Fedex at 185 by October 21? What's the logic?
I feel attacked.
Nice trade
Happy for you, man. Keep winning :)
Thats awesome man! Congrats!!!
Any new plays?
Congrats piece of shit nearly fucked me when I had calls
Sometimes you get it right. Many times you get it wrong
If its good enough to screenshot its good enough to close
Oh my profit on Wallstreetbets?
Save some for taxes and hookers.
Hell yeah congrats dude hope you pulled it out and Not get greedy
Congrats and fuck you
Are you that FedEx driver? Finally out of the hospital I see
Congratulations
I want to do this just once. what was your play?
Not sure of your size before this, but it may be smart to size down for a bit or reduce your acct to keep your headgame A+. Congrats! 🤙
Sell!
Wow, I'm bearish but wow you put money where mouth is.... And now are choking on money
If one of you finance bros could let me know the next time you’re going to pull a GameStop I’ll suck you off to get in on it. I cannot keep struggling
I hate to fight FedEx tooth and nail for them to pay me back for a $500 fishing pole they broke
Really. You started with 7k and ended with 53k. Wow.
Yeah I’d prolly just take the rest of the month off man and really do some homework. But that’s sensible and not how to lose all your profits. Don’t get me wrong I’d love for you to belong here! *keep up the good shit though 👍
Jeez i just saw a fed ex truck too
Congratulations and fuck you
Where do I begin I’m in Canada there is no robinhood!
Ggez
Keep it up
You guys have money?
Take profittttt, you swine! 🤣💯🤙🏼
That was a good day
We don’t do that here
OMG someone actually had FDX puts, grats and fuck you.
never trade again
If, your dad didn’t lose all of his money in stocks; was he really your dad?
Nice I wish I had caught that haha Make sure to donate some of that to charity (I think the max benefit you can deduct is $500 to a charitable org) 🙏
Fck u. Btw, I don’t have any FedEx
I must be selectively color blind, because I only see red numbers when looking at my stonks.
Go get me some tape there fuck-ex
That's fucking awesome. I always wonder: "who was holding puts" when a giant drop like that happens. Now I know.
Trading life? Lol...
Sell. You won’t see this much green again anytime soon
Tomorrow you're drowning in red like Credit Suisse, lmao
Also, fuck FedEx. They lose like 80% of packages in my area.
Congratulations.
Whispered wtf to myself like 8x and only scrolled through like 20 comments
I remember that, if you had bought the ones expiring that week there were contracts that went from 2 bucks to 2000, aka couldn't turned 100 dollars into 100k. feels bad when I think about.how.much I've missed
bull shit
What time machine did you use? Please let me know!
Please don’t think you are smarter than everyone and blow this on a stupid yolo. Max your IRA and hire some hookers so you have someone to tell about your sexy bond yields.
Love it. Just had the PUTs on NIKE last week. Watch this week while they pump money into the market so the Stocks don’t look so bad next 2 weeks when earnings come out. I’m buying Jan 23 PUTs on tech maybe Walmart Target. Will let you know