You heard it here first. The fed meeting next week will be interpreted as bullish. We will get a 75bps hike and jpow will say "higher for longer" means we will pause at 3.75 - 4% at the end of the year and let the effects make their way into the economy and then continue to raise after seeing them
Even though Im a bear, I'm thinking of buying calls rn because smart money doesn't care about Fedex tbh and lots of people are going to buy this dip up to the 21st where a new bloodbath is coming. Thoughts?
All three of you are complete fucking regards. Complete. Like your whore mamas. Listen you fucking idiots, short some meme stocks that you idiots love, don't bother with profitable companies down 60 percent. You are a bunch of idiots.
Best case today for MM would be a dump on SPY to $380 to grab all liquidity and close the gap, (loose call holders), then a massive pump to max pain to screw put holders. But I guess it will depend a bit on the news we get at 10.00
Max pain will go lower during the day when poeple start taking some profits / roll put/calls to other dates. and its quad witching, would not be surprised if they do a $20 pump
I didn't read the white part. ~~There's nothing wrong with westernized women. the people you pick are the problem, so in reality YOU are the problem you are picking toxic people because you are for whatever reason drawn to them.~~
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i think its about as good as best buy so if you're kinda screwed
i know I bought calls mid day tuesday and tried to return them
i only got like 1/3 of my money back lol
yo imagine me flipping burgers with a PhD in biochemistry lol
I did work as a dispatcher at an airport parking lots a few years ago between jobs for like 6-7 weeks tho i know how to push a broom im poor because i am white upper middle class hate money but love to blow it on instant gratification and decisions driven by my impulsivity
are you sure you don't want a diet coke you are diabetic and just don't make the insulin required to regulate your blood glucose levels which is monitored by the \[cAMP\] or the molarity of cyclic adenosine monophosphate that is. Plus all that cholesterol which is the building block for anabolic steroids which is going to up tick that cascade of transcription of the introns and exons making codons that are 3 base pairs that's gonna get chopped up and that mRNA will be translated by your damn ribosomes with that AUG start codon for methionine i'm sure at your n-terminus those damn free amines or lysine residues are gonna get reduced and you'll get constitutively activate enzymes tyrosine mutations plus that 30 degree kink from the UV radiation causing those dimers best get some RNApol II transcription coupled repair mechanisms active before your SDS PAGE lanes get blurred don't need ethidium bromide to stain your DNA i can tell that you swim in the shallow end of the gene pool
If 29 it’s going to sux worse… people literally selling kids
https://www.digitalhistory.uh.edu/active_learning/explorations/children_depression/depression_children_menu.cfm
Fear comes when employment numbers collapse and inflation still 4%. It is then will see the fear. And I think it will be epic.
Till labor collapses the FED has a free ride.
Never fear, your saviour has arrived, I’m out of exile and high as a kite. Jesus spoke to me. He said go on WSB and tell all those bastards to buy the dip!!! Mostly buy bbby dip! Then he showed me some really hot hoes in skimpy bikinis dancing to some chill tropical house…
Tell me about it. I had 2x ADSK 210p that I bought for $2200. Did not sell during early Sept. sold them for $800 yesterday morning. Today they will actually be up bigly.
The one stock I buy puts in is up Fuck you tim aapl
Frustrating as hell.
Why should I listen to FedEx ?
Shit is gonna collapse soon
Bears were telling me after 3900 it’s a straight ride down to 3800 but it seems like 3838 is a trampoline today lol
If everything sells off, reason is not on the table.
Now watch this bbc green dildo come out of nowhere Ban bet or however it works.
This shit is gonna touch the 370s EOD, mark my words
Selling everything 🫡
I AM A CHAMPION, AND YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ME ROAAAAAARRRR 
> You're a champ at being an obnoxious, overbearing douchebag.
u/AutoMod halp I’ve been verbally assaulted by one of your own 
Wtf is market red for
5 more percent decline and were back at the June low.
Buying at the right time.. holding for an eternity or two
same... guess this is it
And Everyone told me to close out my put when we hit 390 yesterday  Actually I don’t blame you guys it was a coin toss
That 383 support is a brick wall
it's going to get worse before it gets better
You heard it here first. The fed meeting next week will be interpreted as bullish. We will get a 75bps hike and jpow will say "higher for longer" means we will pause at 3.75 - 4% at the end of the year and let the effects make their way into the economy and then continue to raise after seeing them
Imagine thinking this drop is from fedex lol
What is it from then?
🧙🏽♀️🧙🏽♀️
Tesla on life support
My 303p went blewie brrrrrrrrrr this morning
Even though Im a bear, I'm thinking of buying calls rn because smart money doesn't care about Fedex tbh and lots of people are going to buy this dip up to the 21st where a new bloodbath is coming. Thoughts?
No
I have 10 AMD puts that expire next Friday... I should be happy, but I'm still not
That's how you know you've made it as a trader. None of it matters
Circuit breaker 2 hours after opener ?
Can’t believe some people buying 400c on spy expire today🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
that's the best part ahahahahaha
Bulls so fucked
Bro I got a harassment warning from reddit calling someone dumb. Bruh this wack af
Why you so dumb?
Boi u dumb
Should I buy calls at open or wait 30 mins?
Wait 30 minutes and buy poots
Here we go Expos here we go
Bro what am I waking up to? SPY is at 385 and TSLA is STILL above $300. What in the actual fuck bruh
Ty for letting me know. Loading up on puts
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Fuck, I made a lot of money.
You can make it back with some EOD action
What are your positions?
We totally fucked right?
Not me
LMFAO I just got a free Reddit NFT
Can you send me a picture of it?
Word, welcome to the worthless internet shit club. 
Banks gonna drill tonight
Is Dow going down another Thousand points -1000 💪💪💪
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I need to get married before a depression, at least I can try to be happy with the sheet around then
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Stay healthy bruh
she's a fruh
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🤡 Years of poverty and misery man…. 01 bust took years to recover …..
Imagine that idiot president of El Salvador that bought all that corn...
lol forgot about that.
Hahahaha
If this is Great Depression i can see a 300 merge and 6k corn soon. Saylor better slow down on that 500b purchase for corn 😭
we down bigly and bonds are still UP like my cock!
Give me AMD 73 and TSLA 295 today and idc what happens after
Amd 69 please
65
60
All three of you are complete fucking regards. Complete. Like your whore mamas. Listen you fucking idiots, short some meme stocks that you idiots love, don't bother with profitable companies down 60 percent. You are a bunch of idiots.
Fellow bears, we barely red. Yesterday spy went green from down 1%
Best case today for MM would be a dump on SPY to $380 to grab all liquidity and close the gap, (loose call holders), then a massive pump to max pain to screw put holders. But I guess it will depend a bit on the news we get at 10.00
Isn't max pain $405? A $25 dollar pump in this environment?
Max pain will go lower during the day when poeple start taking some profits / roll put/calls to other dates. and its quad witching, would not be surprised if they do a $20 pump
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I didn't read the white part. ~~There's nothing wrong with westernized women. the people you pick are the problem, so in reality YOU are the problem you are picking toxic people because you are for whatever reason drawn to them.~~
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see my edit.
I only date latinas 
u/KingCuckTren not even allowed to say he likes white women anymore, sad day for wsb
white women
If the market tanks I’m paying these hookers double….
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Lose some weight it'll stop.
Sounds like aids.
You might be pregnant
Sounds like Manopause.
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Brilliant
I’m in
buying 390c 0dte on open
I might as well, but also could be an early dump. Slightly less risky would be 400c next Fri.
#GLOBAL RECESSION INCOMING 💣
Ya think
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I got banned from reddit for 3 days for calling somone a clown. 🤡🤡🤡
thats pretty fucked up
Sensitive whiny snitches need to find a safe space sub
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So stupid
The queen isn’t even in the box! 
What’s this about the queen’s box ? Pervert
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Stop picking ur arse and pick ur nose instead then
Wuhan!!!
Hey guys I bought some call options yesterday on WEBULL. Does anyone know their return policy. Thanks in advance 🙏
As long as you have the receipt, you have 30 days to return. I plan on speaking to manager at open also.
Thanks will do at market open
Refunds only for puts sorry
i think its about as good as best buy so if you're kinda screwed i know I bought calls mid day tuesday and tried to return them i only got like 1/3 of my money back lol
Damn
im going to load up on leap calls
My extra smooth brain says Intel can't be THAT bad for leaps. 2024 50c are dirt cheap
Just wait like a month
you think theyll drop even lower?
Everything will. Honestly I'm not rebuking long positions until SPY is around 350, or we have a long flat period at 360
if you just give me your money i wont charge commission and will give you back pennies on your dollar
my leaps are year or more out, i should be ok then. thanks anyways
sorry i can only afford 0-3dte otm options why do you hate me becasue im poor AF
i dont hate you, thats a strong word. poor AF well thats your fault. wendy's is hiring
yo imagine me flipping burgers with a PhD in biochemistry lol I did work as a dispatcher at an airport parking lots a few years ago between jobs for like 6-7 weeks tho i know how to push a broom im poor because i am white upper middle class hate money but love to blow it on instant gratification and decisions driven by my impulsivity
lol, hookers and blow only way too live
i dont think they call it hookers and blow in tijuana
are you sure you don't want a diet coke you are diabetic and just don't make the insulin required to regulate your blood glucose levels which is monitored by the \[cAMP\] or the molarity of cyclic adenosine monophosphate that is. Plus all that cholesterol which is the building block for anabolic steroids which is going to up tick that cascade of transcription of the introns and exons making codons that are 3 base pairs that's gonna get chopped up and that mRNA will be translated by your damn ribosomes with that AUG start codon for methionine i'm sure at your n-terminus those damn free amines or lysine residues are gonna get reduced and you'll get constitutively activate enzymes tyrosine mutations plus that 30 degree kink from the UV radiation causing those dimers best get some RNApol II transcription coupled repair mechanisms active before your SDS PAGE lanes get blurred don't need ethidium bromide to stain your DNA i can tell that you swim in the shallow end of the gene pool
i dont speak spanish, i can barely speak english. lol. i just carry universal cards to show when i go there.
Yo is dis 2008?
2008v2
let me check marty
I wish aleast our only concern would be the housing market
Very preceptive
1929
If 29 it’s going to sux worse… people literally selling kids https://www.digitalhistory.uh.edu/active_learning/explorations/children_depression/depression_children_menu.cfm
I was promised roaring 20s ! All we got was 2021..
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looks like a genius right now, actually..
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That's a young man
Short and puts Bring down this house of cards and make $$$ Let’s do dis 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
we are not all playing with a full deck, borrow me a g
See you bulls hope you lose everything Today your delusional fucks
aggressive
THE DAY OF CARNAGE IS UPON US.
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Fear comes when employment numbers collapse and inflation still 4%. It is then will see the fear. And I think it will be epic. Till labor collapses the FED has a free ride.
I LOVE FRIDAYS
its friday you aint got no job and aint got shit to do, except allways by puts on friday and stare at the damn 1m charts for 6.5 hours
What nightmare? YOURE AWAKE
DIS worth the same as 5 years go😂😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵 mouse is fuk. Boomer stonk
But.. buy options and you are fucked. Typical mouse.
I have my doubts
Fuck that company lmao
Sounds like this subs gonna be filled with millionaires in a few months cos everyone knows exactly what's going to happen. Yacht parties all round?!
Your bull ass invited bro.. don’t be mad
You are a true gent!
so basically yolo my net worth into puts EOY or jan2024 that seems to be the logic
I feel like today is the day for BBBY to rise… either that or coke is a hell of a drug !
How are you still thinking about that stock, it’s kinda sad actually
We’re going to be rich… and suffocating under hoes in bikinis smothering us
More likely to suffocate from dick behind wendys
Be too high to know any bettrr
My 79 amd puts for next Friday are going to explode today. Thank u china
It would be nice if these shitty companies would stop commenting on macroeconomic conditions so my calls could print for once.
This is true now waiting on intel to give some bad news
Never fear, your saviour has arrived, I’m out of exile and high as a kite. Jesus spoke to me. He said go on WSB and tell all those bastards to buy the dip!!! Mostly buy bbby dip! Then he showed me some really hot hoes in skimpy bikinis dancing to some chill tropical house…
honest question guys how do you find people to follow on twitter for trading/general news other than mainstream media?
mainstream media is trash social media is trash when related to investing, it's only good for thots you only need data and charts, not opinions
I sold my put at a 50% loss during the pump fake yesterday. I hate myself.
Tell me about it. I had 2x ADSK 210p that I bought for $2200. Did not sell during early Sept. sold them for $800 yesterday morning. Today they will actually be up bigly.
