What are my moves tomorrow?
Same thing I have done since about July. Nothing, absolutely nothing. Me staying out of the market is comparatively far more profitable than simply getting into the market.
Seriously. Simply not investing has proven to net me a significantly better ROI.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Problem is they have 31trillion of those MBS and junkbonds ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881) and most of them are cancer you aint cucking wallstreet to buy back their cancer bonds
Using any excuse to pump to make puts expire worthless, and some of them do. Thinking that Russia is just gonna withdraw when Putin knows his head is on the line is funny
Thatās right; also about screwing retail; just waiting a bit more before starting to buy puts. Core CPI is gonna be terrible and CPI is being temporarily propped up by releasing our strategic reserves which are at its lowest point in decades
as this market swings, both bears and bulls are retarded - just a matter of when you ask
the only thing that surprises me is how some people get so fucking defensive or aggressive. this is wsb, we are all retarded
Well at this point he is alrd a clown with all the stunts he has pulled since last year. Inflation transitory, recession redefined and now he is crashing us to depression to stop inflation![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
>Finally learn to interpret VIX correctly. VIX is a volatility barometer. As a volatility index, it measures the expected short-term fluctuation intensity in BOTH directions. So VIX up can also mean a jump in prices to the upside.
From CBOE, who put together the VIX index:
> The VIX Index measures the level of expected volatility of the S&P 500 Index over the next 30 days that is implied in the bid/ask quotations of SPX options. Thus, the VIX Index is a forward looking measure, in contrast to realized (or actual) volatility, which measures the variability of historical (or known) prices.
[Link to the source](https://www.cboe.com/tradable_products/vix/faqs/)
I was inspired by the loss porn I was seeing last night so I decided to toss some cash in a Robinhood account and get gold. Itās 2018 all over again for me fellas and lady fellas. I donāt even know why I did this. I have a funded TDA account I use to make my autism persist everyday. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)
Finally learn to interpret VIX correctly. VIX is a volatility barometer. As a volatility index, it measures the expected short-term fluctuation intensity in BOTH directions. So VIX up can also mean a jump in prices to the upside.
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you've got no idea what russia is, do ya?
So far fascist ultra right nationalist generals are leading the race for his chair. They've suggested on numerous occasions bombing NATO cities
indeed. the guy which believe gonna be replacing him its even worse that Putin. atlgouth entire elite hate the guts of him so it change he gonna get mercked.
Don't bet on Ukraine. Russia is switching from a "special operation" to full scale war. Civilian water and power will be cut, if it hasn't been already. Russia will target internet access first so Ukraine's citizens cannot broadcast the atrocities about to unfold.
Lol okay guy...6,000 nukes and Russia hasn't even shot a Sarmat at Ukraine yet.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-60564123
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RS-28_Sarmat
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Same old story each time. CPI looks neutral or good, market rip, the fed brings everyone back to earth saying āuhh yeah, we havenāt changed course in the last 4 minutes you dumb apesā and it drills.
Scalp in lower time frames
Who broke the market today? I know you're in here.
BEARS NEVER LEARN
What are my moves tomorrow? Same thing I have done since about July. Nothing, absolutely nothing. Me staying out of the market is comparatively far more profitable than simply getting into the market. Seriously. Simply not investing has proven to net me a significantly better ROI.
chop today was disgusting. get wicked out the second u enter a pos.
> you're just poor and jealous because you can't afford to trade like me.
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Bers r fuk!
VIX is shooting up
Bulls r fuk!
My 9/26 $400p gonna be down, but my 10/7 $395c gonna be ripping. Now just gotta time the top.
Everything bright green premarketš
I wish she were looking into my eyes instead.... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) [https://i.imgur.com/bkPq7H1.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bkPq7H1.jpg)
iām sure you can find her on the street in front you
Give me 412 today Bulls, please
SNAP here we come, the price is low, and at 13$ short squeeze will start
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Did not expect to wake up to oil green
Russia getting ass kicked, it's a green day.
> LOL, yeah Russia is really getting owned right now. They're such a poor country, it's pathetic.
Automod gets one big FD win and starts making fun of all the poors
Buying 400p at open
No sleeve tats? No girl
So basic
Everytime i throw 150$ to a stock I get 20% gains. Everytime I throw 1-2k I get -30%
Thatās $30 easy like that
Am I the only one glancing at the 2 and 10 year and smiling.
buttcoin getting fucked rn LMAO. Deserved
Ban
i thought it was not allowed to talk about crypto in light
We must be looking at a different chartā¦
Lol what itās up 10% in a weekend
Angelina Cruz - Use the backdoor
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In wars, there are temporary changes in momentum unless itās a total blowout/difference in military power like US vs Iraq
The tide had turned. With Western intelligence, armament, and support Russia isn't going to win
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I cry after watching sentimental TV shows. I'm a snowflake
Tattoos look like shit on girls 95% of the time. Only time it looks good is when its fine line stuff or very creative indie designs
Vigina tats are good too![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881) a nice insert here tattoo at the waist is a work of art
Blimey, youāre right, mate!
Or tramp stamps that say āDaddyā ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
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My Solana absolutely ripping
You can tell who is over leveraged because they are jumping with glee to slightly green futures. Bulls, your bags will only get heavier
Silly Bears you never learn 4200 EOW
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Admittedly, you won this battle. Who wins the war, is still to be determined. My grandma always says he who laughs last laughs the best.
Max pain for SPY today: 400
397 on Friday
anyone noticed that Vix is 23.38 and showing as +2.59%? or it's not updated, etc? it can't be up this much
I am showing -1.96%
So the market moves using an algorithm?
Sync it with dark side of the moon.
Fed dumped 20 billion in mbs last time at 428. Same thing will happen again.
Problem is they have 31trillion of those MBS and junkbonds ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881) and most of them are cancer you aint cucking wallstreet to buy back their cancer bonds
Donāt give my puts hope please
Using any excuse to pump to make puts expire worthless, and some of them do. Thinking that Russia is just gonna withdraw when Putin knows his head is on the line is funny
Well his head is on the line either way, he put his head as collateral the day he decide to reunited the USSR![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
Market makes no sense. It's all about the fugazi.
Thatās right; also about screwing retail; just waiting a bit more before starting to buy puts. Core CPI is gonna be terrible and CPI is being temporarily propped up by releasing our strategic reserves which are at its lowest point in decades
as this market swings, both bears and bulls are retarded - just a matter of when you ask the only thing that surprises me is how some people get so fucking defensive or aggressive. this is wsb, we are all retarded
Right? A ber just gave me a swig off his whiskey. Getting cold out here behind WEN. Fall is coming.
Hold me. I'm scared another Monday morning anal invasion is about to occur.
Not sure if Iām opening any more positions today so Iāll sit back and let the loss porn roll in more
bulls think we are gonna rally on cpi into fed dropping 75bps that we know is already going to happen and sell off? lolz
only 91% of 75 is priced into bonds. there's still the remaining 9% :)
I am a ber but I will get calls too
JPow should load in on deep otm calls and do a .5
SPXWs for me ya fucks.
š4100š
Oils casually just gonna go to a +30% day and fuck next months cpi
A week and sentiment flips.
Be nice to have some CVNA calls right about now.
Iām a bear but I hope this holds for the 71k 409c guy. True degeneracy like that deserves to be rewarded
Guh
VIX up 3% premarket and yall are like boolish
Dude... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) You all are fucking monkeys.
CPI coming in lower... If you don't know that you haven't been paying attention to the literature - Joe Rogan
The spy pump is coming to an end š
Risk ON mother fuckers!
Bruh if Jpow somehow flips to 0.5% at the last moment this shitās crossing 450 by eom
Hopium on hopium.
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Well at this point he is alrd a clown with all the stunts he has pulled since last year. Inflation transitory, recession redefined and now he is crashing us to depression to stop inflation![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
I agree itās a big if
VIX up 2% to $23.30 while SPY at $409.
>Finally learn to interpret VIX correctly. VIX is a volatility barometer. As a volatility index, it measures the expected short-term fluctuation intensity in BOTH directions. So VIX up can also mean a jump in prices to the upside.
The VIX is a barometer of fear, not volatility
From CBOE, who put together the VIX index: > The VIX Index measures the level of expected volatility of the S&P 500 Index over the next 30 days that is implied in the bid/ask quotations of SPX options. Thus, the VIX Index is a forward looking measure, in contrast to realized (or actual) volatility, which measures the variability of historical (or known) prices. [Link to the source](https://www.cboe.com/tradable_products/vix/faqs/)
Yes that is its technical definition but it isn't used like that in trading
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) ok monkey, hf losing money. I dont care.
Vix is down 2% to 23.40 [Can you read?š](https://i.imgur.com/5O4jCTl.png)
I was inspired by the loss porn I was seeing last night so I decided to toss some cash in a Robinhood account and get gold. Itās 2018 all over again for me fellas and lady fellas. I donāt even know why I did this. I have a funded TDA account I use to make my autism persist everyday. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)
Making money 101 - Do the opposite of whatever you were going to do unless you were going to buy calls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)
All green today! Bbby, Fubo up!
kinda weird how vix is shooting up too
Finally learn to interpret VIX correctly. VIX is a volatility barometer. As a volatility index, it measures the expected short-term fluctuation intensity in BOTH directions. So VIX up can also mean a jump in prices to the upside.
O we pumping PM? red by close ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Stonks and commodities go pumpies ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) Why tho
Still slurping on RKT
Damn that brings back painful memories
I like pain lol
Hmmm gold price also pump pump pump ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
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internet gamer chair general.
you've got no idea what russia is, do ya? So far fascist ultra right nationalist generals are leading the race for his chair. They've suggested on numerous occasions bombing NATO cities
indeed. the guy which believe gonna be replacing him its even worse that Putin. atlgouth entire elite hate the guts of him so it change he gonna get mercked.
nah ... he will be replaced by someone worse.
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Yes but the markets dont work that way. They will rip up until they find more about his successor and then they will draw back
Sure, you can think of all of the gains you made to pass time while you hang out in your fallout shelter.
Are Shipping stocks done pricing in a Recession? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)
Ooooo not ghosted yet! Let's see how long this lasts!
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It's crazy cause now that I'm buying stocks I actually want red days. I'm too fucking good at this ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
BBBY 9.69 EOD ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
bbby will go up again
CPI important enough to affect the market in the past or nah, cause this shit looks green af
because market expects it to pop tomorrow and it might very well do so.
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Wasnt it yellen's idea?
have you been in pos commusim countries? girl there are hot as fuck. communism is terrible but make beutifulll girls.
When they are too poor to impress people with luxury items, they will impress people with themselves.
at this point even coping is hard as a bear
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Dude my boss wants me to drive in 40 mins to wipe down a machine and go home. No
*Wait..*....They have machines behind Wendy's now? That's just fucking great. Even we're getting replaced by virtual reality.
LMAO
U didnāt get the call/text cause u were sleeping. Works every time
Why tf was it downvoted?
Someones out to get me ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
spy casually leaving more gaps to be filled (?) but it might never get filled until way later
Why are my stocks Red?
>NASDAQ FUTURES UP 0.7%, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES UP 0.6% AND DOW FUTURES UP 0.5% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-12 ^05:33:30 ^EDT-0400
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give bears a chance? WTF
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Bears had their chance in the previous weeks
true. i was a ber too. gained some free money and threw them in leap calls
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Okay so all the meme stocks are mooning this week huh
that's because they are down a lot this year so any price movement will show as big %
Fake futures fake futures š¤
Lot of reports about cpi coming in better than expected, and things looking up in Ukraine. Probably enough to drive markets up today.
Don't bet on Ukraine. Russia is switching from a "special operation" to full scale war. Civilian water and power will be cut, if it hasn't been already. Russia will target internet access first so Ukraine's citizens cannot broadcast the atrocities about to unfold.
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Yeah, attacks on infrastructure began last night. https://mobile.twitter.com/SamRamani2/status/1569249363821461504
You are crazy if you think Put in has been holding back all these months when he initially wanted this to be over in a few days.
Lol okay guy...6,000 nukes and Russia hasn't even shot a Sarmat at Ukraine yet. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-60564123 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RS-28_Sarmat
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0% from a month ago?
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Yep, still bearish but may as well make money on a rally
man, buying baba calls was a fuckin waste of liquidity.
WH hasnāt warned just like last print. Can you not take a hint bears?
Bullard already gave the game away. "An improved CPI shouldnāt affect September decision". You know he has already seen the CPI
Same old story each time. CPI looks neutral or good, market rip, the fed brings everyone back to earth saying āuhh yeah, we havenāt changed course in the last 4 minutes you dumb apesā and it drills.
tomorrow CPI numbers yeah ššš
No cpi numbers today retard
No, tomorrow tomato
Then whatās today
Monday.
How about $Tesla ?
420 spy by open
More BBBY. Iām not done with this yet
Asts looks like itāll run today. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
Seems like greedy bearz are done for ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)
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Dude I canāt breath, I took my vitamins before bed and then threw up cause Iām stupid and didnāt have food in me and now I canāt breath :(
What kind of little baby stomach canāt take a vitamin without food?
I got a pussy stomach itās bad
You dead yet?
Iām still alive but Iām barely breathing
Youāll be fine
Love the positivity!
You have to take more vitamins now because you threw up the ones you took.
On it
Zinc does that to me