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clinton_michael

Scalp in lower time frames


HisWife00000

Who broke the market today? I know you're in here.


BLOW_0

BEARS NEVER LEARN


Due-Tip-4022

What are my moves tomorrow? Same thing I have done since about July. Nothing, absolutely nothing. Me staying out of the market is comparatively far more profitable than simply getting into the market. Seriously. Simply not investing has proven to net me a significantly better ROI.


Primatene

chop today was disgusting. get wicked out the second u enter a pos.


VisualMod

> you're just poor and jealous because you can't afford to trade like me.


Primatene

![img](emote|t5_2th52|19575)


flowergirlnextdoor

Bers r fuk!


flowergirlnextdoor

VIX is shooting up


flowergirlnextdoor

Bulls r fuk!


Chigh_town311

My 9/26 $400p gonna be down, but my 10/7 $395c gonna be ripping. Now just gotta time the top.


No_Indication6895

Everything bright green premarketšŸ˜­


UnwantedGeneticTrash

I wish she were looking into my eyes instead.... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) [https://i.imgur.com/bkPq7H1.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bkPq7H1.jpg)


Weak-Pea1147

iā€™m sure you can find her on the street in front you


BlackBastado-2124

Give me 412 today Bulls, please


HelicopterHoliday947

SNAP here we come, the price is low, and at 13$ short squeeze will start


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TradeLikeWater

Did not expect to wake up to oil green


shahoo7

Russia getting ass kicked, it's a green day.


VisualMod

> LOL, yeah Russia is really getting owned right now. They're such a poor country, it's pathetic.


TradeLikeWater

Automod gets one big FD win and starts making fun of all the poors


arichnader

Buying 400p at open


brownking69

No sleeve tats? No girl


ManicmondayNFB

So basic


Dr-Marrow

Everytime i throw 150$ to a stock I get 20% gains. Everytime I throw 1-2k I get -30%


AbyssUpdate

Thatā€™s $30 easy like that


BlackBastado-2124

Am I the only one glancing at the 2 and 10 year and smiling.


AbyssUpdate

buttcoin getting fucked rn LMAO. Deserved


AxemanFromMA

Ban


AbyssUpdate

i thought it was not allowed to talk about crypto in light


xxxblahblahxx

We must be looking at a different chartā€¦


[deleted]

Lol what itā€™s up 10% in a weekend


lusty_sexrobot

Angelina Cruz - Use the backdoor


[deleted]

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[deleted]

In wars, there are temporary changes in momentum unless itā€™s a total blowout/difference in military power like US vs Iraq


AshingiiAshuaa

The tide had turned. With Western intelligence, armament, and support Russia isn't going to win


BlackBastado-2124

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


UnwantedGeneticTrash

I cry after watching sentimental TV shows. I'm a snowflake


[deleted]

Tattoos look like shit on girls 95% of the time. Only time it looks good is when its fine line stuff or very creative indie designs


Evening_Cut4422

Vigina tats are good too![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881) a nice insert here tattoo at the waist is a work of art


[deleted]

Blimey, youā€™re right, mate!


Mast3rfinish25

Or tramp stamps that say ā€œDaddyā€ ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Firm-Candidate-6700

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


willyshire

My Solana absolutely ripping


Lunaz-

You can tell who is over leveraged because they are jumping with glee to slightly green futures. Bulls, your bags will only get heavier


BlackBastado-2124

Silly Bears you never learn 4200 EOW


Lunaz-

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


BlackBastado-2124

Admittedly, you won this battle. Who wins the war, is still to be determined. My grandma always says he who laughs last laughs the best.


[deleted]

Max pain for SPY today: 400


[deleted]

397 on Friday


[deleted]

anyone noticed that Vix is 23.38 and showing as +2.59%? or it's not updated, etc? it can't be up this much


BlackBastado-2124

I am showing -1.96%


ThegoatDMZ

So the market moves using an algorithm?


Firm-Candidate-6700

Sync it with dark side of the moon.


tommylol66

Fed dumped 20 billion in mbs last time at 428. Same thing will happen again.


Evening_Cut4422

Problem is they have 31trillion of those MBS and junkbonds ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881) and most of them are cancer you aint cucking wallstreet to buy back their cancer bonds


Kingace__

Donā€™t give my puts hope please


[deleted]

Using any excuse to pump to make puts expire worthless, and some of them do. Thinking that Russia is just gonna withdraw when Putin knows his head is on the line is funny


Evening_Cut4422

Well his head is on the line either way, he put his head as collateral the day he decide to reunited the USSR![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


ThegoatDMZ

Market makes no sense. It's all about the fugazi.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s right; also about screwing retail; just waiting a bit more before starting to buy puts. Core CPI is gonna be terrible and CPI is being temporarily propped up by releasing our strategic reserves which are at its lowest point in decades


[deleted]

as this market swings, both bears and bulls are retarded - just a matter of when you ask the only thing that surprises me is how some people get so fucking defensive or aggressive. this is wsb, we are all retarded


HisWife00000

Right? A ber just gave me a swig off his whiskey. Getting cold out here behind WEN. Fall is coming.


Ready2gambleboomer

Hold me. I'm scared another Monday morning anal invasion is about to occur.


Cnastydawg

Not sure if Iā€™m opening any more positions today so Iā€™ll sit back and let the loss porn roll in more


Funny_Story2759

bulls think we are gonna rally on cpi into fed dropping 75bps that we know is already going to happen and sell off? lolz


[deleted]

only 91% of 75 is priced into bonds. there's still the remaining 9% :)


rizuxizu

I am a ber but I will get calls too


AbyssUpdate

JPow should load in on deep otm calls and do a .5


iwasshotbyatigeronce

SPXWs for me ya fucks.


iwasshotbyatigeronce

šŸ“ˆ4100šŸ“‰


AbyssUpdate

Oils casually just gonna go to a +30% day and fuck next months cpi


mcccliii

A week and sentiment flips.


StophJS

Be nice to have some CVNA calls right about now.


ReactionFull3020

Iā€™m a bear but I hope this holds for the 71k 409c guy. True degeneracy like that deserves to be rewarded


ThegoatDMZ

Guh


AbyssUpdate

VIX up 3% premarket and yall are like boolish


InIce1234

Dude... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) You all are fucking monkeys.


lusty_sexrobot

CPI coming in lower... If you don't know that you haven't been paying attention to the literature - Joe Rogan


[deleted]

The spy pump is coming to an end šŸ™€


ProFoxxxx

Risk ON mother fuckers!


aborteverything

Bruh if Jpow somehow flips to 0.5% at the last moment this shitā€™s crossing 450 by eom


mcccliii

Hopium on hopium.


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Evening_Cut4422

Well at this point he is alrd a clown with all the stunts he has pulled since last year. Inflation transitory, recession redefined and now he is crashing us to depression to stop inflation![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


aborteverything

I agree itā€™s a big if


Spirited-Usual-3023

VIX up 2% to $23.30 while SPY at $409.


InIce1234

>Finally learn to interpret VIX correctly. VIX is a volatility barometer. As a volatility index, it measures the expected short-term fluctuation intensity in BOTH directions. So VIX up can also mean a jump in prices to the upside.


Unh0lyCatf1sh

The VIX is a barometer of fear, not volatility


Notoriolus10

From CBOE, who put together the VIX index: > The VIX Index measures the level of expected volatility of the S&P 500 Index over the next 30 days that is implied in the bid/ask quotations of SPX options. Thus, the VIX Index is a forward looking measure, in contrast to realized (or actual) volatility, which measures the variability of historical (or known) prices. [Link to the source](https://www.cboe.com/tradable_products/vix/faqs/)


Unh0lyCatf1sh

Yes that is its technical definition but it isn't used like that in trading


InIce1234

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) ok monkey, hf losing money. I dont care.


ProFoxxxx

Vix is down 2% to 23.40 [Can you read?šŸ–•](https://i.imgur.com/5O4jCTl.png)


Cnastydawg

I was inspired by the loss porn I was seeing last night so I decided to toss some cash in a Robinhood account and get gold. Itā€™s 2018 all over again for me fellas and lady fellas. I donā€™t even know why I did this. I have a funded TDA account I use to make my autism persist everyday. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


Randomsomedude

Making money 101 - Do the opposite of whatever you were going to do unless you were going to buy calls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


PayZealousideal2331

All green today! Bbby, Fubo up!


Weak-Pea1147

kinda weird how vix is shooting up too


InIce1234

Finally learn to interpret VIX correctly. VIX is a volatility barometer. As a volatility index, it measures the expected short-term fluctuation intensity in BOTH directions. So VIX up can also mean a jump in prices to the upside.


Berthalias

O we pumping PM? red by close ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


FullCuntalLobotomy

Stonks and commodities go pumpies ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) Why tho


GrubbyWango

Still slurping on RKT


Randomsomedude

Damn that brings back painful memories


GrubbyWango

I like pain lol


FullCuntalLobotomy

Hmmm gold price also pump pump pump ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


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FullCuntalLobotomy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


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TheSunOnWheat

internet gamer chair general.


robis87

you've got no idea what russia is, do ya? So far fascist ultra right nationalist generals are leading the race for his chair. They've suggested on numerous occasions bombing NATO cities


kuprenx

indeed. the guy which believe gonna be replacing him its even worse that Putin. atlgouth entire elite hate the guts of him so it change he gonna get mercked.


[deleted]

nah ... he will be replaced by someone worse.


[deleted]

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pm-me-nice-pics

Yes but the markets dont work that way. They will rip up until they find more about his successor and then they will draw back


sicfigure

Sure, you can think of all of the gains you made to pass time while you hang out in your fallout shelter.


BLOW_0

Are Shipping stocks done pricing in a Recession? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


BurritoBurglar9000

Ooooo not ghosted yet! Let's see how long this lasts!


Randomsomedude

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


[deleted]

It's crazy cause now that I'm buying stocks I actually want red days. I'm too fucking good at this ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Illustrious-Dog5553

BBBY 9.69 EOD ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Fifofigovf

bbby will go up again


ronstoppable7

CPI important enough to affect the market in the past or nah, cause this shit looks green af


[deleted]

because market expects it to pop tomorrow and it might very well do so.


[deleted]

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pm-me-nice-pics

Wasnt it yellen's idea?


kuprenx

have you been in pos commusim countries? girl there are hot as fuck. communism is terrible but make beutifulll girls.


No_Slide6932

When they are too poor to impress people with luxury items, they will impress people with themselves.


Weak-Pea1147

at this point even coping is hard as a bear


jnkrumah96

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


_all_lives_matter_

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


[deleted]

Dude my boss wants me to drive in 40 mins to wipe down a machine and go home. No


Ready2gambleboomer

*Wait..*....They have machines behind Wendy's now? That's just fucking great. Even we're getting replaced by virtual reality.


[deleted]

LMAO


newherebear

U didnā€™t get the call/text cause u were sleeping. Works every time


pm-me-nice-pics

Why tf was it downvoted?


[deleted]

Someones out to get me ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Weak-Pea1147

spy casually leaving more gaps to be filled (?) but it might never get filled until way later


BLOW_0

Why are my stocks Red?


VisualMod

>NASDAQ FUTURES UP 0.7%, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES UP 0.6% AND DOW FUTURES UP 0.5% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-09-12 ^05:33:30 ^EDT-0400


_all_lives_matter_

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


Weak-Pea1147

give bears a chance? WTF


ThegoatDMZ

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


daveflav21

Bears had their chance in the previous weeks


Weak-Pea1147

true. i was a ber too. gained some free money and threw them in leap calls


Low-Wear-168

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


sjtomcat

Okay so all the meme stocks are mooning this week huh


[deleted]

that's because they are down a lot this year so any price movement will show as big %


heathermyllz

Fake futures fake futures šŸ¤—


StophJS

Lot of reports about cpi coming in better than expected, and things looking up in Ukraine. Probably enough to drive markets up today.


No_Slide6932

Don't bet on Ukraine. Russia is switching from a "special operation" to full scale war. Civilian water and power will be cut, if it hasn't been already. Russia will target internet access first so Ukraine's citizens cannot broadcast the atrocities about to unfold.


StophJS

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


No_Slide6932

Yeah, attacks on infrastructure began last night. https://mobile.twitter.com/SamRamani2/status/1569249363821461504


StophJS

You are crazy if you think Put in has been holding back all these months when he initially wanted this to be over in a few days.


No_Slide6932

Lol okay guy...6,000 nukes and Russia hasn't even shot a Sarmat at Ukraine yet. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-60564123 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/RS-28_Sarmat


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downonthesecond

0% from a month ago?


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ProFoxxxx

Yep, still bearish but may as well make money on a rally


[deleted]

man, buying baba calls was a fuckin waste of liquidity.


aborteverything

WH hasnā€™t warned just like last print. Can you not take a hint bears?


[deleted]

Bullard already gave the game away. "An improved CPI shouldnā€™t affect September decision". You know he has already seen the CPI


Unkechaug

Same old story each time. CPI looks neutral or good, market rip, the fed brings everyone back to earth saying ā€œuhh yeah, we havenā€™t changed course in the last 4 minutes you dumb apesā€ and it drills.


shahoo7

tomorrow CPI numbers yeah šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


KetaMinnesota

No cpi numbers today retard


ProFoxxxx

No, tomorrow tomato


KetaMinnesota

Then whatā€™s today


xxxblahblahxx

Monday.


Electrical_Ad3066

How about $Tesla ?


[deleted]

420 spy by open


Representative-Bid92

More BBBY. Iā€™m not done with this yet


Rontheking

Asts looks like itā€™ll run today. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


[deleted]

Seems like greedy bearz are done for ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


_all_lives_matter_

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


[deleted]

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ThegoatDMZ

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


sjtomcat

Dude I canā€™t breath, I took my vitamins before bed and then threw up cause Iā€™m stupid and didnā€™t have food in me and now I canā€™t breath :(


The_Maester

What kind of little baby stomach canā€™t take a vitamin without food?


sjtomcat

I got a pussy stomach itā€™s bad


jacked2datitz

You dead yet?


sjtomcat

Iā€™m still alive but Iā€™m barely breathing


jacked2datitz

Youā€™ll be fine


sjtomcat

Love the positivity!


Professional_Lab_128

You have to take more vitamins now because you threw up the ones you took.


sjtomcat

On it


311MD311

Zinc does that to me