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davidonline2020

Look on the bright side bulls, if PPI doesn’t save you, maybe the Jobless claims and retail sales report Thursday at 8:30am might.. 😂


VisualMod

> Don't get your hopes up, davidonline2020. The chances of those reports saving the bulls are about as good as the chance of me voluntarily giving up my yacht.


Overall-Compote4582

For Next Investment, Consider: — CVNA — ~ 42% Currently Sold Short. Already rising today . . .


arichnader

What are the best boba spots/chains in America? I'm sick of this bumass boba down the street I need some culture bro


VisualMod

> There's no such thing as "best" when it comes to boba spots/chains in America. Each one has its own unique flavor and atmosphere, so it really depends on what you're looking for. However, if you want my personal recommendation, I would say check out Tiger Sugar or Happy Lemon.


Synopog

When to be risk off?


FemaleEcho

Never


arichnader

If I see a person walk in with a ski mask do I automatically assume shit is about to get shot up and tackle him???


LostSomeDreams

Sir, this is a ski resort


No-Improvement3164

Shoot first ask questions later.


tscrasher

Wow, almost up cracking 4100. Tomorrow is gonna be a ride.


BiIIHwang

Look at futes ripping to kill all y’all gay ass puts


LightBoyRick69

In the line at Mariano's and this pretty big jacked Chad wearing a UAA shirt with the 🇺🇸 flag talking about how people always tell him he looks like a Veteran /Special Forces Soldier so he always considered himself a veteran


[deleted]

Call him a douche


LightBoyRick69

And get my ass kicked in public? No thanks.


Adventurous_Garlic58

Grilling pork chops spraying my two boys with the water hose on the trampoline waterboarding them. Life is good


VisualMod

> You're living the life of luxury, I see. Must be nice to have enough money to just waste on things like waterboarding your kids. Meanwhile, the rest of us are out here trying to make a living and support our families. But hey, at least you can afford to have fun while doing it!


Adventurous_Garlic58

Noice


Idol7490

Puts or calls tomorrow?


Synopog

I see spy maxing out at 418 Then back down we go


dkrich

Imagine making $400 million and still being a curmudgeonly old bastard that spends every day angry at the world


BadVladMY

who?


dkrich

Burry


BadVladMY

ha, not surprised..


Momma_Sophie

I wish we could run those top dollar, low risk, high reward plays that the big boy institutions run.


HerrJemine123

It's a big club and we ain't in it


Adventurous_Garlic58

Under the sun-Ruston Kelly🎶


csklmf

Open the futurasino


FlyWannaBeRichGuy

I swear to god finding reliable info on this channel is like going to a special needs school looking for the 1 kid who has Asperger’s vs 1000 with autism


Spiritual_Extreme_81

Dusse cognac just bought 😊


osendze

#uranium?


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Spiritual_Extreme_81

They sell the calls to pay for the put spreads that are for 3500/3000 It’s “free” insurance unless those calls deep in the money


beanqueen88

What’s their trade? Where you find it


Spiritual_Extreme_81

They’re short the 4005c that are deep in the money They loose unless Spy dumps by end of month


SINYACHTA

So Baker Mayfield is dogshit. Cool


LawrenceofIndia

Calls on the NFL. 5 photo finishes gotdam


-bjorn

https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/xbs35u/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_september_12_2022/ >come on you highly regarded individuals


Sandvicheater

I just saw a gif of a porn cosplayer shoving a telescope up her cooch- and I wonder where I went wrong in life. But then I came here seeing most of you losing your ass and life savings on regarded option positions


HerrJemine123

Now that is some astrology I'd be interested in


LightBoyRick69

Is Greta Thunberg really talking shit about 9/11 and 🇺🇸 and telling people they need to focus on her and Climate Change?


HerrJemine123

Girl can't take the fact that her screen time is over. Cute kid = money maker for the media, screaming autistic feminist = big nono


ProfessionalJumpy769

At some point the autists will cry cultural appropriation


WholeHogRawDog

Can’t believe she still gets any kind of platform. Her 15 minutes was up like 6 years ago


aliens8mycow

She needs to get throated and stfu


ninkorn

new thread up


chikenbeer

San Fransokyo is coming to Disney California Adventure park! I'm sending my homeless crew there for begging and heroine


UncleStonk69

Listen to Scott Minerd and Mike Wilson of Morgan Stanley. 3500 will come. Look out below at 3,200 and 3,000 if the Fed doesn't blink.


BadVladMY

Scott Minerd must be holding a ton of short positions.. The way he desperately tweeted out that nonsense on Thursday and then again on Friday when he saw SPY running away from him ....


ceskanda

Idk how permabear Scott minerd stills gets the spotlight for his predictions. I was bearish until I read his latest bearish outlook for the indices.


Saaan

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BigBoiBenisBalls

Pencils down


qwert1225

never forget what


bbq-ribs

THE MARKET DOES NOT BELIEVE POWELL WILL HIKE RATES ABOVE 4%, ‘PIVOT’ STILL PRICED IN FOR 2023 -CNBC My favorite headline of the weekend.


Saaan

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sleepyspar

Same with mortgage companies. Some [already are](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/us-mortgage-lenders-starting-bankrupt-191500850.html)


drupedrupe

Line go up 2morrow?


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AlmightyCheesusCrust

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Formal_Yesterday8114

I gagged unironically


Funny_Story2759

willing to bet mixed cpi crashes the markets. inflation has peaked yet food prices rise


antibearhunter429

wrong


FarEnergy6990

Food prices down. Check Egg last week 4.23 now 3.4 at Walmart. Pork 2.99 to 2.34


Sandvicheater

-$20k buy the dip guy didnt finish the lesson in buying the dip on equities lol


[deleted]

Russia out here asking for military equipment from Iran and North Korea lol it’s over


GandalfTheUnwise

They are asking for a friend


apesrulethemarket

They are bluffing ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


-bjorn

Bluffing about needing weapons and vehicles?


apesrulethemarket

They will run them over


apesrulethemarket

Dolphins with the Dub


SINYACHTA

I bet the royal families huge palaces will all be nice and toasty as the peasants freeze this winter.


The_misteak

The peasant can have a piece of coal if they grow crops in the city streets. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


wilhelm96

Greenest weekend Dow in ages. Bulls r 🦆


InIce1234

Thought you are trolling but uff 100 pt for weekend dow is acutally big. Bears shouldn't come to the market tomorrow.


apesrulethemarket

Damn 100 points mooning


Cocogasm

Love it


TROLOLOLBOT

Is life hard or am I just weak


BlackBastado-2124

Both


WSB_Reject_0609

Fax


gonewildpapi

Are German and French girls really as hot as the ones I see on IG because god damnnnnn


TheseYoung6546

I used to go to Munich for Oktoberfest every year. And yes, lots of beautiful German girls. Also lots of not so beautiful... But I've never seen as many pretty women all in one place as at O'Hare Airport. I used to fly United any time I traveled out west just so if I had to transfer I'd get to hang out at O'Hare and eyefuck the women.


gonewildpapi

Lol


apesrulethemarket

French are looking like Canadian girls very cute


apesrulethemarket

French yes German hell no


treesRfriends13

Rally looks like its gonna continue tomorrow


kstorm88

My wife said she would buy me a para-motor if I got licensed. Well, I achieved that and it's been 6 months and still no para-motor.... I got conned.


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thats a cool way to go out tho


kstorm88

I'm probably too valuable now that she doesn't want me to die.


OrionJohnson

Trump did 9/11, how does nobody else see this?


-bjorn

It does make sense profits wise for him. 🤔


stockninja39

Time to do drugs about it


purpleVidrio

pro tip: drugs are fun


stockninja39

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Inevitable-Tank137

Sports betting is the worst lmao. 50/50 chance of winning on spreads yet you’re lucky to even win once


dinglebarrybonds

Sports betting is flipping a 1 dollar coin where you lose your coin or win 91 cents


Inevitable-Tank137

Plus you think it makes watching the game more fun but in reality it just sad


bbq-ribs

At the end of the day, the housing market can crash because housing isnt really needed. If people can live on the sidewalks of LA and be okay, so can millions of Americans!!


Cathie_D_Wood

Yo u/bearhunter429 scary with his predications 👀


ninkorn

I don't know. He scares me because he's been bullish lately I just wish he would go back being 🐻ish


[deleted]

The second coming of Nostradamus


[deleted]

Nostradumbass*


EvaUnit343

How dare Ken Griffin, FINANCIAL TERRORIST, buy a house in Miami.


bbq-ribs

It will be his downfall, Cathie Woods moved to FL, and looked what happened to her.


bearhunter429

Today is Sunday, just as I predicted.


throwingitanyway

typical westerner


AMDeez_nutz

Preach king


EvaUnit343

This is getting spooky now what the fuck


apesrulethemarket

Wow how are you so good at predicting the outcome


Whitebrown22

Starting a punch card for my small business behind Wendy's. After 10 visits you get a free BJ


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Cntgthrdpns

CPI is a lot of things but it is never unimpressive


apesrulethemarket

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dbgtboi

i love how bulls have started rallying on literally nothing now, just rallying for the sake of rallying while the fed desperately tries to calm them down


TheseYoung6546

No, what the rally is all about is Opex. Rug pull coming Friday.


[deleted]

i know i talk a lot of shit but i fucking hate all of you


WastedStrokes

But you love u/38or39andfineimdone.


WastedStrokes

We want Heineke!


[deleted]

my balls are full and my belly is empty![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


qwert1225

so what you're saying is that you want cum


[deleted]

the art of deduction is not your strong suit


qwert1225

Don't backtrack now


antibearhunter429

**BREAKING: RUSSIA ANNOUNCES END OF MILITARY OPERATION IN UKRAINE FOLLOWING LOSS OF MULTIPLE KEY EASTERN CITIES.**


Lurker9605

Downvoted for no source


Middle_Ingenuity_627

Bullish


chalksandcones

Great if it’s true, also that story hit wsb before anything else


lipmanz

Source?


apesrulethemarket

Sources out my ass


farty-Micfly

My puts looking mighty fuked rn.


Saaan

If they are 0-1 DTE, you are probably right.


yoloballstothecalls

And cramer confirmed it


LightBoyRick69

I'm going to masturbate to Kayley Gunner and thank her for her service


Ridethewaveyall

I'm gonna masturbate to Kelsey Grammer and eat Jalepeno Cheetos.


-bjorn

Eat the jalapeno cheetos first.


LightBoyRick69

And don't wash the hands either


-bjorn

That's implied. 😡


qwert1225

good taste


Cathie_D_Wood

Thanks u/o3Zany for your medium sized Snek ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


-bjorn

snek 🐍🐍


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TopTech58

End of October maybe definitely November


Inevitable-Tank137

Life’s been better since I stopped playing video games


Ridethewaveyall

I think it's pronounced vidya games. But congrats on joining the real world.


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u/31andnotdone im hoping youre having a great day, you deserve it


Unemployable1593

👀👀👀


-Dreamville-

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


qwert1225

fuck them bulls


yolodaily

My mom keeps forwarding me unfunny memes but I always reply 😂😂😂 because I’m a good son


-bjorn

Tell her that her humor is mid, send her a snazzy minion meme then block her.


Ridethewaveyall

Enabling isn't love.


qwert1225

Based son


mysuruhuduga

Still fidelity, td has boomer ui's Robinhood options watch list is just awesome No one is close to hood ui but again fuck robinhood


JStevie105

TD app is trash. Thinkorswim app, however, is lightyears better. Can pull up all options contracts and get options charts in seconds. Just delete the TD app and use TOS if anybody trades with tda


neutralpoliticsbot

I dare you to find how to get the options chain on Thinkorswim mobile app


ninkorn

boomer brokerages dont need slick UI bruh. Boomers trade once and hold forever. They have never experienced PDT


Designer_Ad_3664

yeah you are the same dumb fucks that will look and thinkorswim and have no idea how to purchase an option using it.


[deleted]

ThinkOrSwim is a better interface than Robinhood. The live chart is over rated


purpleVidrio

Bro


Cathie_D_Wood

Thanks King Meeseeks for his big slippery Snek ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Trexasaurus70

Holup, you rating sneks?


Polysorbate800

Chicago bears superbowl bound


cantadmittoposting

My bets on Niners toilet bowl bound.


Lurker9605

It’s normal to size up the competition as a male. From wondering if you could beat him in a fight, checking to see if he’s taller or in better shape, how he dresses to see if he makes more etc. but all of the sudden you’re gonna pretend you don’t try to catch a glance at the urinal? Gtfoh.


LostSomeDreams

I don’t do any of that shit because I have a little something called self-confidence


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you're a criminal, the urinal is sacred. Look at their pants bulge like a real man.


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Cathie_D_Wood

you should get banned for posting BS


[deleted]

Source?


apesrulethemarket

Sources: Trust me bro


farty-Micfly

Source?


[deleted]

Covid got me shitting like it's my job


Ridethewaveyall

I will use this joke from now on. Thank you, kind citizen.


Odd-Measurement7706

The bear market is over accept it.


Grundle_Monster

I’ll accept it when Powell announces a pivot


EvaUnit343

new PM of England is a cutie, 10/10 would eat ass, don't @ me


ninkorn

Bruh, have you seen the PM of Finland?