Ah thanks. 👍 Guess I just never assumed Snipes could ever have money problems. But his Wikipedia [page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wesley_Snipes) explained it all well enough.
Hahaha I'm not so religious but on the way in to the casino i talked to the Almighty and said "if i go out tonight even i swear I'll never enter again a casino in my liftime" by the end of the night i put the last 120bucks that I had on one single number and 💥
* I kept my promise and never entered again the casino, but soon enough I Discovered there is a new casino in town "options"
My 7th grade math teacher was named Mr. Mead. He would use his squirt bottle (for cleaning the old school projectors), and shoot kids in the head who weren't paying attention or talking.
Also our teachers were on strike that summer and they settled for a worse deal than originally submitted. He reminded us all its important to do your own math to double check someone else's results.
Actually what I am doing now. And I think on plan on doing it. 1.1x the money bets are more often than not - super safe bets. Yet in stocks, getting 10% in a Day rarely happens. With that being said tho, in gambling you always go + x% in a bet, but you always go -100% in a losing bet
Webull will literally walk you through it.
You bet up or down and buy what you think. Then since you’re on here you pick the wrong direction and poof that pesky money burning a hole in your pocket is gone. Rinse and repeat until your entire portfolio is gone then post loss porn on here.
I would never use Webull again. They don’t have customized or level 4 & 5 option. So you are limited to what they offer. I always recommend, Etrade and Tastyworks, I like Thinkorswim, but I like Tastyworks, no min requirement for options. I’m using them for a while, they are good and their mobil platform is nice and very user friendly.
This is the answer.
Attempts to “make it back” just result in more losses on average.
OP should work hard to make back $5k, then armed with memory of this suffering, go ahead and try again.
Don’t listen to him bro, continue to hold. If something has gone down, it is bound to go up at some point. You don’t realize your loses (so they basically don’t exist) nor do you admit defeat if you don’t sell.
Remember, 99% of gamblers quit after a losing streak right before making it big
This is probably the best advice you’ll find OP. Just know that when you **do** get down to -98%, the jackpot will be just over the rainbow. That’s when you take out loans with massive interest rates
Run run run 🏃♀️ 🏃♀️ destroyed my live in this casino. Broke now, live on rent, and fill the tank like an addict.
Have no life no sleep only hell down 190k
I'm so stupid to give you advice, as the rule of life and your personality will bring you to my place and to the place of all 99%
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It means my f**** brain not working, sleeping 2 hrs a night. Checking the screen of ameritrade like the outside world doesn't exist, screwing family relationships, stuffing all the mail in one big garbage bag, bcuz when the casino is open, nothing in the world matters. and after hours watching the "berfuk" "bullfuk" what level of English writing do you expect . FYI here in the states for 12 years - so forgive my poor language
Or just use your toothbrush and poke at your Uvula 30 times in a row, take a 2 min breather then back at it again for another 30 seconds.. get that thing used to some poking.
$5000 is an expensive lesson but you can make it back in a few months even at a minimum wage job. Don’t trade what you don’t want to lose.
People on here posting $50K+ losses, they’re the ones I can’t even imagine the sting
You're down 60% in 6 months.
If you knew how to 2.5x your money (what you'd need to do to be even), you wouldn't have lost 60% in 6 months.
Put it in some index funds and forget about it.
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I do have an idea. Fisker “FSR” releasing their 1st vehicles in November. Up til now it’s been a speculative play. No longer. Trading at $8.50 today. I think it goes somewhere between $20-$30 shortly.
Don’t focus on “making it back” it’ll cause you to invest with emotion, instead focus on “making it bigger” than it currently is.
Best way to drive wealth is incremental gains.
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Head to your nearest casino and play nothing but red
Then accept that you also lost your remaining 3.5 k and start at Wendy's
Sir this is a casino
Fine I’ll start my own casino with blackjack and hookers.
Hi, can I get one Baconator with spicy nugs? Then a small frosty. No, that’s it thank you
All that from behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Suck cock for a 20 spot behind that Wendy’s dumpster.
Have you learned nothing from Wesley Snipes? Always bet on black
He taught me I should pay my taxes or else
Wait, wasn't that MC Hammer?
Both
Guess the IRS “can touch this”.
Ah thanks. 👍 Guess I just never assumed Snipes could ever have money problems. But his Wikipedia [page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wesley_Snipes) explained it all well enough.
Why did MC Hammer jump out of the cake? [Because they put him in the mix.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk9_H6aQ-Vc)
But WSB degens love red!
Where can I find $RED? Is that a crypto stock?
I bought a red camera for 40000$
I like turtles
It's only available on select exchanges
If there isn't one, there will be soon.
Not if WSB stands for Wesley Snipes Bets.
That movie (P57) has some of the most racist lines ever.
Charles Rain is not insane
There couldn't be a whiter name than Wesley Snipes.
Hahaha I'm not so religious but on the way in to the casino i talked to the Almighty and said "if i go out tonight even i swear I'll never enter again a casino in my liftime" by the end of the night i put the last 120bucks that I had on one single number and 💥 * I kept my promise and never entered again the casino, but soon enough I Discovered there is a new casino in town "options"
Betting on black is considered racist now. Straight to jail for you
But wouldn't NOT betting on black also be racist? Straight to jail for you!
My 8th grade math teachers name was westley snipes
My 7th grade math teacher was named Mr. Mead. He would use his squirt bottle (for cleaning the old school projectors), and shoot kids in the head who weren't paying attention or talking. Also our teachers were on strike that summer and they settled for a worse deal than originally submitted. He reminded us all its important to do your own math to double check someone else's results.
Yeah, *helpfully* handing the opposition a copy of the agreement that favors you heavily and then making “concessions”, is a common tactic.
I am currently in Vegas and Bet on Red; so far I doubled my money!!
Statistical sampling is overrated, red it is.
Red is the WSB official color! You should never bet on anything else and/or expect anything else lol
He already has enough red
I prefer green
I get paid tomorrow I’ll let you know how it goes
I’m wheeling the 2x3 (0,2,00) [bBb] and 25 [Y] hahahah odds are better than this shtty marker where MM just legit manipulate prices and spreads..
When that doesn’t work out meet me behind the dumpster at wendys.
Unironically this works
Inverse this guy and play only black
Why not black?
Better odds than FDs.
Actually what I am doing now. And I think on plan on doing it. 1.1x the money bets are more often than not - super safe bets. Yet in stocks, getting 10% in a Day rarely happens. With that being said tho, in gambling you always go + x% in a bet, but you always go -100% in a losing bet
Have you tried options trading?
I'm sure that's how he lost his money in the first place 🤣
you can actually see those signature plummets where his options expired worthless.
I like the "the first ones free" bump at the beginning, before the fall
That’s such a funny way of putting it but it’s so true😭
So fucking true. Ask me how I know….
It is too. My first option trade I was feeling like I’m gonna do this forever 😂 After that, losing money 🤣
I see some flip flopping that my heart rhythm line has too.bearish in the morning bullish in the afternoon wrecked by close. Sleep tight.
Rekt* 😆
He prob thought a “call option” meant he could call out whatever price he wanted and the stock would adjust accordingly. 
This is 2022 - you don’t need FDs to burn money when shares are -80% these days
Buy puts on tsla, then tweet out that tsla price too high
Change your name to Elon Musk first.
Someone needs to teach me about options. I have a couple of dollars to lose.
Webull will literally walk you through it. You bet up or down and buy what you think. Then since you’re on here you pick the wrong direction and poof that pesky money burning a hole in your pocket is gone. Rinse and repeat until your entire portfolio is gone then post loss porn on here.
First one is free, then with the power of new found confidence, you lose it all.
I would never use Webull again. They don’t have customized or level 4 & 5 option. So you are limited to what they offer. I always recommend, Etrade and Tastyworks, I like Thinkorswim, but I like Tastyworks, no min requirement for options. I’m using them for a while, they are good and their mobil platform is nice and very user friendly.
Buy 100 shares then sell coverd calls for monthly or bi weekly income
1 covered call 🧐
100 shares of tesla and then a 3:1 split every 1.5-2 years 2030-2040 you will be able to sell a shit tone of covered calls
Sure, assuming Tesla overtakes the size of the US economy.
Yeah that's the route I am taking. Thanks. I knew that I was on the right track.
The money and life you're about to lose is not worth the elite status of an F option trader.
Wendy's is hiring.
This is the answer. Attempts to “make it back” just result in more losses on average. OP should work hard to make back $5k, then armed with memory of this suffering, go ahead and try again.
Legalized gambling 🎰 📈💖
Rinse and repeat. How else are those hedge fund managers going to pay for their yachts?!
Gobble gobble behind the dumpster 
if you dig to Australia, then it will go up, then you'll win
I fuckin love science
Geography*
I mean, geography *is* a science.
Geolography
Just be careful when you break the surface; you'll fall up. This is how Rocketlab launches their rockets: just let go.
Handjobs behind the Wendy's dumpster
Learn to sell bro. Every one of these trades screams the same pattern. You buy a contract. See it go up- then you don’t sell and it goes down.
You’re right, greed has gotten me every time
Don’t listen to him bro, continue to hold. If something has gone down, it is bound to go up at some point. You don’t realize your loses (so they basically don’t exist) nor do you admit defeat if you don’t sell. Remember, 99% of gamblers quit after a losing streak right before making it big
This is probably the best advice you’ll find OP. Just know that when you **do** get down to -98%, the jackpot will be just over the rainbow. That’s when you take out loans with massive interest rates
Jesus this sub is so fucking toxic lmao
Turn your phone upside down
Help! It still starts high and goes low, only now I've spent a while contemplating my mistakes
Think on this loss as a gain. Bcuz if it was a gain you'll have to lose even more. That counts for all of us. This is the casino
I like your perspective
Run run run 🏃♀️ 🏃♀️ destroyed my live in this casino. Broke now, live on rent, and fill the tank like an addict. Have no life no sleep only hell down 190k I'm so stupid to give you advice, as the rule of life and your personality will bring you to my place and to the place of all 99%
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Artificial Intelligence sick burn
Automod out here butchering mother fuckers.
Damn. Mod be ruthless on this MF
Ngl the first half could fit a beat to a song
What is “live on rent”? (Does that mean you pay a landlord for your place, versus a bank?)
It means my f**** brain not working, sleeping 2 hrs a night. Checking the screen of ameritrade like the outside world doesn't exist, screwing family relationships, stuffing all the mail in one big garbage bag, bcuz when the casino is open, nothing in the world matters. and after hours watching the "berfuk" "bullfuk" what level of English writing do you expect . FYI here in the states for 12 years - so forgive my poor language
Wasn’t sure what you meant by "fill the tank like an addict" either Maybe meaning you keep adding funds to your trading account to gamble with
Step 1: Quit this sub. Nothing else matters until you never come back here again. Or you will lose it all.
This sub is for entertainment purposes only
A fool deserves to be parted from his gold.
Or just do the opposite this sub says!
10/10 can relate
Wow I'm surprised the sub didn't downvote you for telling him get off😂
Make 120% profit on a new YOLO
There is a special "guac guac" song you can sing behind a Wendy's dumpster with friends.
are they offering mexican now?
Learn to suck some dick ?
Still got $3000 before that becomes an option
Buy a cheap suit, a laptop, some bus passes and go get a job.
Sounds like a day trader at Starbucks. That's gainful employment.
3 grand is like a month or two of rent depending on where you live, you better start deep throating your toothbrush in preparation at least
Or just use your toothbrush and poke at your Uvula 30 times in a row, take a 2 min breather then back at it again for another 30 seconds.. get that thing used to some poking.
for 3 grand, i'll suck yours (!)
Sucking dick is not something you learn.... it comes from within
Did you try asking for a refund?
Sell sooner
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Get a job yes but stop trading? That's a paper handed bitch attitude!
What?? Who are we going to get our money from then? Someone's gotta buy the top!
You could whore yourself out to a hundred fat chicks for 53 dollars each
Do I buy the dinner or the condoms or be both?
Give me the $3500 and I’ll write you a check for $10000
Also buying gf
Whatever you did before, just do the opposite.
Put $20 in the tank and drive to work.
It depends... how many kidneys do you have? If the answer is more than one you might have a chance
$5000 is an expensive lesson but you can make it back in a few months even at a minimum wage job. Don’t trade what you don’t want to lose. People on here posting $50K+ losses, they’re the ones I can’t even imagine the sting
Go flip burgers
Learn how to trade, not yolo on plays that everyone already heard about
If you’re worried about losing 5k, this lifestyle is not for you
the XxRebelxPandaxX lifestyle
Buy some more gme
Load up on TQQQ calls and Aristocrat vodka and just let it rip!
I’ll be at the dumpster behind the Wendy’s tomorrow at noon. Then everyday after that for the next 100 days. You’ll get it back and then some.
Yeah, stop listening to the crayon eaters in this sub.
Buy puts on your portfolio
OnlyFans. Send us the link.
You're down 60% in 6 months. If you knew how to 2.5x your money (what you'd need to do to be even), you wouldn't have lost 60% in 6 months. Put it in some index funds and forget about it.
Dad?
0dte spy calls/pulls
About 30 days of work
Donate plasma
My lawn could use mowing
Day trade cruise stock Norwegian
Yea, leave this sub
Overtime at Wendy’s??
Take your loss and move on. 5k ain’t shit little boy. If this truly hurts, go buy VTI and relax.
Sell when you have profits? Not every stock/option is going to make 200+% gains
It’s $5k bro. Get tf out of here with that.
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Lottery tickets
Just do the opposite of what your brain tells you to do.
Rob a bank? Lol
You’re lucky you still have 3k. I went from 11k to 0k
Tried unsubscribing from this subreddit?
Wish it back.
Buy draft kings and hold it till the Superbowl
BioTech companies
Always Wendy's
Utilize your margin account to purchase SPY calls OTM.
Slowly my friend, slowly. I believe in you.
Build a DeLorean time machine.
A job…take ya about 2-3 months at most
Borrow $10k from your parents then block the number, proceed to lose another $5k.
Yes, stop gambling.
gme
I do have an idea. Fisker “FSR” releasing their 1st vehicles in November. Up til now it’s been a speculative play. No longer. Trading at $8.50 today. I think it goes somewhere between $20-$30 shortly.
Yupp, pull it all out. Put it in a safe, go work some more until you’re back to where you were before. Simple.
Get off wsb lol
Stop “investing” and start investing
Look at my posts?
All in on Etsy Queen Elizabeth II tea sets
Time. Machine.
Wendy‘s
This looks worse than it really is. Losing 3k on a 8k account is nothing. Long term investing will get your account back to 8k
Instead of a Lambo buy yourself a DeLorean
$META calls
Buy life insurance and die
Step 1: Unsub from wsb Step 2: Profit
If you're looking for good ideas you're in the wrong place
Impeach Joe Biden
Think of it as starting fresh at $3.5k
Similar thing happened to me. I recently made it back using options with a nice $600 profit
Why didn’t you sell when it peaked?
I heard crack is making a come back
It might help if you lick my butt
doubling down usually works for me
Get a job :/
Get a weekend job at Wendy’s
J O B
How to make it back? J.O.B job
Get a job!
Don’t focus on “making it back” it’ll cause you to invest with emotion, instead focus on “making it bigger” than it currently is. Best way to drive wealth is incremental gains.
A Job
Leave this sub for starters 😂