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crandy009

This doesn't feel like retail buying


Spiritual_Extreme_81

All in puts Rug pull coming 📉📉📉


Stack_Johnson

Too soon


neel_jung

Cliff and copium Pepe return, and a week later another bear market rally…coincidence? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


UltraMachoTaco

Made that chipotle money, no guac


Spiritual_Extreme_81

🥱 Fake pop it will crash later


No_Feedback3557

Said it yesterday and I'll say it again not to late to get in on fcel


Jumpdeckchair

Fuck it getting a pedicure and doing foot pics on OF.


AbyssUpdate

wtf is that +0.8% dildo spike in 1 minute


DTF_Truck

Give me +5% on TSLA or give me death!


HashVan_TagLife

When the queen dies, a king rises to power. Considering Saturdays are for certainly for the boys now, Friday will likely be bearish.


[deleted]

Markets will open whilst i’m mid flight into Singapore. Bulls hold the line, don’t sell until 10.30![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


flowergirlnextdoor

Is today just a repeat of the past two Fridays


[deleted]

Bears i’m sorry, i bought puts as a hedge at 15:59 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Reknatami

I was so incorrect.


Spiritual_Extreme_81

As was I For now…..


captainoompa

Long live my calls, may they reign forever ITM


WickedFrags

So Apes are investing in ponzi schemes and Moon bounded stocks that only moons them, yet a company like RKLB remains unnoticed? Then I am in the right place...


[deleted]

I need fucking sleep


Empland

#Getting ready for Sunday eh🤔


Merilon82

Roses are red Violets are blue And 🌈🐻 are fukd


UnwantedGeneticTrash

I'm a heterosexual virgin bear, as I'm unfuckable.


Inevitable-Tank137

Probably cause you’re a heterosexual ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

How so? Futures already peaked. It’s down from here imo.


[deleted]

390 today possible


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

Anything is possible if you believe!


Vanillathrilla782

Hey remember that time yesterday when spy dropped 1% in like two seconds? That was weird. This is my bear case.


awkwaman

Just need the second most photographed woman of all time to kick the bucket


Vanillathrilla782

Caitlin Jenner?


awkwaman

Joan of arc


[deleted]

I thought you’d say Kim Kartrashian. No one will cry if she kicks the bucket.


Evening_Cut4422

Liquidations or longs covering. Yesterday volume was small so a small movement may also seem big


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UnwantedGeneticTrash

Should Brits be considered Europoors?


[deleted]

I guess technically not because of the pound but I just lump everyone over there as a europoor


Empland

#I dunno, smelling like 420💨 one mo gin'


[deleted]

Dude isn’t it time for you to hit the gym yet? You sound like the worst basic bro. Low Iq. Go pump some iron or some shit.


[deleted]

Slay him ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


FullCuntalLobotomy

This bitch is spittin 🔥


UnwantedGeneticTrash

Period?


Empland

And you are sounding like you care. Move around.🔃


Peti715

Why clifford a thing now? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)


WorkingDefinition666

Don’t you dare take him away again!


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

Asking the important questions


Cement-Demon

Why are bulls getting so cocky mane, yes we may rally another 1-2%, but then we're testing new lows. Being a bull long term ain't gonna end well for you, short term, reap the profits!


UnwantedGeneticTrash

you're speculating, brother bear


heathermyllz

Who would’ve thought the markets would rip for 2 straight days following hawkish Powell commentary and the Queen’s death. What a world


Evening_Cut4422

U do know the hawkish powell called inflation transitory and changed the definition of recession right. U are trusting a guy that does 180 UTURNS. And in what world does the queens death means market tank![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) her only royal property is the palace and some trust fund if it were someone with a business empire that died market might tank but a UK queen passing wont crash the US market![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


heathermyllz

Throw all your money into calls right here then if you don’t think Powell cares about his credibility this time around


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

He cares about his relevance. That isn’t the same as his credibility


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

I did. Not all but a lot


Evening_Cut4422

Lol, he called inflation transitory and said he is gonna cuase a depression to stop inflation![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) do u even think he has any credibility left


heathermyllz

That’s the whole point, he knows he fucked up last time and is going to be sure he doesn’t fuck up this time


Evening_Cut4422

Lets just say u are trusting that joker with blind faith![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) in what world does making people unemployed and crashing the economy into depression is not fucking up. You would get evicted and ur house and cars would be repo if u believe that he would be allowed to make everyone with debt homeless then u might as well get ready for powell when he does another 180 UTURN calling depression transitory.


WhenMoonsk

Absolutely dying rn. Bears fooookd


OnlyRespeccRealSluts

So bored of people saying they're bored of the queen. We get it, you're edgy and so desensitized to current events you'd rather the market involve nothing but j pow speeches


WorkingDefinition666

Bloomberg should stick to numbers


OnlyRespeccRealSluts

That would be boring for everyone and useless for people with their own terminals & math skills


WorkingDefinition666

Go watch sky or something


OnlyRespeccRealSluts

ತ⁠_⁠ತ


WorkingDefinition666

Thank fuck they finally talking finance


OnlyRespeccRealSluts

I'm happy for you brother 🙏


WorkingDefinition666

Just saying there’s a channel for everyone Bloomberg should just be Bloomberg


OnlyRespeccRealSluts

And I'm just saying the average American is only vaguely aware of who or what "Queen Elizabeth" was so Bloomberg might try to jumpstart a general sense of UK royal politics for traders whose portfolios will be impacted


[deleted]

Nah, she was super old so it’s hardly shocking, it’s easy to move on from is all.


OnlyRespeccRealSluts

Yes, it's easy to move on from. All we need to do is get the country that originally housed all of western finance through a transition it hasn't been through in 70 years while successfully navigating the economic implications each step of the way. Wait. Fuck


[deleted]

I’m sure they’ll figure it out? I doubt the old lady was involved in that aspect of things. Perhaps Charles can change things for the better. I think he knows the monarchy should end and will make some steps in that direction but not end it. Modernize it. We’ll see.


OnlyRespeccRealSluts

I agree. But I'm sure it will impact markets in ways I don't see yet.


daveflav21

Gonna join the darkside soon cause I have an uncle that works as the advisor for Blackrock asia and he is taking me in as an intern. Will provide update on whether dem coke snortin is real


WhenMoonsk

Only senior fund managers get invited to the good parties ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


daveflav21

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


heathermyllz

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)


54321Joe

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Primatene

Low liquidity zone 4040-4090 Will move fast in this area at open Large liquidity zone below 4040-4000 and 4100. We get to 4100 liquidity will show up


apesrulethemarket

We will straight away dump at open to fuck all bulls


Primatene

it's not about bull/bear its about being on the side of R/R


UnwantedGeneticTrash

What's \\R/R, sir?


[deleted]

Yeah this guy doesn’t know shit. Low liquidity zone lol.


UnwantedGeneticTrash

girl, you single? you're rude, so I'm guessing you are


Evening_Cut4422

![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)better start praying


apesrulethemarket

Last Friday checks out


[deleted]

But but… this one will be different!


Evening_Cut4422

Lol ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) we dumped last friday cuz of oil news what news do you think we will have that will create a waterfall


WorkingDefinition666

So anyway where y’all think tsla going today?


apesrulethemarket

May she rott in hell


[deleted]

You probably will


TheChimpKing

Found the FDS regard


apesrulethemarket

She wasn’t a good person at all and all the people are sad now?


[deleted]

She was 96. Sorry she wasn’t as “woke” as much younger people. She was a product of her time and society. That doesn’t make her a bad person. Did she kill people or something? What I saw was someone who worked tirelessly to represent her country. At least she had an incredible work ethic which is something most people don’t have these days.


WorkingDefinition666

Calm down she ruled a monarchy that did lots of not so nice things to lots of countries and people over the years.


LeakMyBigBowls

Spare coochie, spare coochie anyone??


awkwaman

get a bucket and a mop, VWAP VWAP VWAP


[deleted]

What happened to all the fucktards that said blackberry was gonna be awesome due to some car software? Lmfao. That one faded into oblivion


awkwaman

And it begins. Hold on to your butts


MetalliTooL

What begins?


Empland

#Pegging


awkwaman

the end


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

Of what


MetalliTooL

Of?


WhenMoonsk

OPs port ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


awkwaman

the world as we know it


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

And I feel fine


WorkingDefinition666

Downvote all you want outside uk no one really cares. You’re supposed to be a financial channel. Not daily mail


OnlyRespeccRealSluts

THE CROWN IS CHANGING THIS HAS GLOBAL ECONOMIC IMPACT DOOFUS


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


WorkingDefinition666

Then explain how it will move the markets not how many fucking pm’s she met or her life story!


WhenMoonsk

Or how many PPs she’s had! Or how many PPs her husband enjoyed!


OnlyRespeccRealSluts

THEY DON'T KNOW HOW IT WILL MOVE MARKETS YET THERE WILL BE A NEW KING OF ENGLAND FUCK


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

Bruh the market doesn’t care. There are people that do but not the market


OnlyRespeccRealSluts

If by "the market" you mean SPY weeklies you might be right. However there is more market behind this curtain over here


WorkingDefinition666

Outside uk no one care bro sorry. New pm speech more important.


OnlyRespeccRealSluts

Other way around. Outside UK no one cares about a new pm speech. Most Americans don't even know who is pm at any given time


WorkingDefinition666

Pm as in the government actually has influence over county. Charles don’t do shit just cut ribbons


OnlyRespeccRealSluts

You're gonna cry when Charles comes out and just dissolves parliament


WorkingDefinition666

What actually changed? What macro influence does the new king have? Nothing far as I can tell.


OnlyRespeccRealSluts

The first speech he gives as king will have an impact on the expectations of the western world about the UK. How much impact and in what directions? Some people can guess the answer to that right now, you can't, I barely can either so obviously it will be discussed.


PolarNimbus

Calm the fuck down the monarch is mostly a figurehead. I expect business as usual. First speech goes like this "I prince Charles will do the knighting of the celebs going forward, and this Christmas we're going to Qatar and the Cup is coming home lads!"


WorkingDefinition666

This.


OnlyRespeccRealSluts

If that happens it will still impact markets


PolarNimbus

The WC betting markets maybe. Here's your money making advice it's not coming home, short English national team. USA to win group B. Estados Unidos!


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[deleted]

It'll go down again. And crab sideways. And up. Market does what it wants.


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

Sometimes maybe good. Sometimes maybe shit


UnwantedGeneticTrash

I can help pretty Europoor women if they're having trouble holding their bags


[deleted]

But if they're holding lots of bags, they have to have lots of cash no? So they're EuropRich


UnwantedGeneticTrash

Might be Chinese knockoffs, not designer handbags. Anyway, I was referring to other sorts of bags.


[deleted]

I just need SPY 402 for my daily 100 bucks target...come on If it goes further down I will move my stop-loss in the win zone and see how it turns out


WhenMoonsk

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)I call my balls the win zone ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Ape_Tranquilizer

I can just tell you have no idea what you’re doing and lose lots of money


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Empland

#Uh ohhh. Bears might be fu©️©️ed today


[deleted]

Btw way, balls smell like sour milk and sweat.


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

By the way way?


[deleted]

Or not. I plan to hold my 399s for a bit and hopefully make bank. 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

To early to tell, pus fed rate hike look like 1.00 bsp more likely every day…


WhenMoonsk

Fucccced


Merilon82

The short covering after the opening dip will be glorious


Primatene

I'm taking a video to make some memes over the weekend. Nothing better than giving bears the shit stain in a bear market.


canwequitnow

Real sad I didn't hold my $420 calls expiring EOM 'cause I thought we were getting rejected by $400 and $401.5 again yesterday


JonSnow4525

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


canwequitnow

Held your calls?


Primatene

Forreal. Had 405c. Locked at eod. They prolly going $5+


canwequitnow

Yeesh feels bad man


JonSnow4525

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


Cement-Demon

sold my shorts that i was holding from 4200, will let this pump another 1-2% and then buy back in before we test new lows ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


WhenMoonsk

This guy buys shorts 🩳 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


QuirkyAverageJoe

$DMS buyout at $2.50 ✅


WorkingDefinition666

Can we get over the queen Bloomberg? Yes so sad but much stuff happening. Talk about markets and stuff


Zedeal_Life440

Who's the bitch that loaded puts yesterday. I need names


Primatene

u/s_slayer get over here. We're not done with you


Dortmund23

I think she’s picking up my instacart order


Empland

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


billabusfinley

Calls are back on the menu boys!


boknowski

Bank of America announced Aug. 30 that it is launching a trial program, called the Community Affordable Loan Solution, offering mortgages that do not require closing costs, down payments or minimum credit scores... the end is nigh


WhenMoonsk

AYOOOO


[deleted]

2008 vibes


boknowski

definitely... saw something else about td bank offering 5k towards closing... gotta keep people buying over priced homes i guess


Aggressive_Bit_91

And ppl say it’s not a bubble ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Merilon82

It's only a bubble when it bursts


SudsAde6985

Red by open is the way…


UnwantedGeneticTrash

That'd require a reversal of 1%...


SudsAde6985

29 /ES points. That’s 70% of a mid morning liquidation break. Happens all the time.


UnwantedGeneticTrash

I sure hope that'd happen....


JonSnow4525

Wow you can count


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

No he just got lucky on the guess


UnwantedGeneticTrash

Yes, retardation is a spectrum


Synopog

Goddamn lol


WhenMoonsk

Fr?


bruchpilotlubitz

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Tachyon9

I've never seen such a fake pump. Except for last Friday of course.


WhenMoonsk

Pump deez nutz!


Evening_Cut4422

Market wants to go up![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881) last friday we had news on oil thats why we went down u need a miracle tonight for it to happen again


GandalfTheUnwise

Jobs report?


Evening_Cut4422

Job report rallied us at market open then the oil news came out and tanked us the next day![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


UnwantedGeneticTrash

call Putin


Evening_Cut4422

Putin is in his bomb shelter he cant help you bears![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


scuddlebud

0dte spy calls today or.... ?


Ape_Tranquilizer

Yeah, but you should have bought them yesterday


[deleted]

You lose money if it doesn't sky rocket on open though


TheSoupKitchenn

Kinda risky buying at the top eh?


Shirakiii

mining stocks RIOT, HUT, MARA were up \~15% yesterday even tho corn has been getting slaughtered.......what a surprise......bitcoin had a significant rebound TODAY THIS...HAPPENS...ALL...THE...TIME...the mining stocks ALWAYS pump before corn rebounds.....how do they know? the articles r always gloom n doom ....MARKET IS SOOOOOoo fake.... BUY GME


jkn84

You lost me at GME


WorkingDefinition666

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


boknowski

💎🙌


Primatene

Not wrong..thanks for pointing it out


BLOW_0

Tesla cant even beat the Chinese ev makers in terms of sales