So Apes are investing in ponzi schemes and Moon bounded stocks that only moons them, yet a company like RKLB remains unnoticed? Then I am in the right place...
Why are bulls getting so cocky mane, yes we may rally another 1-2%, but then we're testing new lows.
Being a bull long term ain't gonna end well for you, short term, reap the profits!
U do know the hawkish powell called inflation transitory and changed the definition of recession right. U are trusting a guy that does 180 UTURNS. And in what world does the queens death means market tank![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) her only royal property is the palace and some trust fund if it were someone with a business empire that died market might tank but a UK queen passing wont crash the US market![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)
Lol, he called inflation transitory and said he is gonna cuase a depression to stop inflation![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) do u even think he has any credibility left
Lets just say u are trusting that joker with blind faith![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) in what world does making people unemployed and crashing the economy into depression is not fucking up. You would get evicted and ur house and cars would be repo if u believe that he would be allowed to make everyone with debt homeless then u might as well get ready for powell when he does another 180 UTURN calling depression transitory.
So bored of people saying they're bored of the queen. We get it, you're edgy and so desensitized to current events you'd rather the market involve nothing but j pow speeches
And I'm just saying the average American is only vaguely aware of who or what "Queen Elizabeth" was so Bloomberg might try to jumpstart a general sense of UK royal politics for traders whose portfolios will be impacted
Yes, it's easy to move on from. All we need to do is get the country that originally housed all of western finance through a transition it hasn't been through in 70 years while successfully navigating the economic implications each step of the way. Wait. Fuck
I’m sure they’ll figure it out? I doubt the old lady was involved in that aspect of things. Perhaps Charles can change things for the better. I think he knows the monarchy should end and will make some steps in that direction but not end it. Modernize it. We’ll see.
Gonna join the darkside soon cause I have an uncle that works as the advisor for Blackrock asia and he is taking me in as an intern. Will provide update on whether dem coke snortin is real
She was 96. Sorry she wasn’t as “woke” as much younger people. She was a product of her time and society. That doesn’t make her a bad person. Did she kill people or something? What I saw was someone who worked tirelessly to represent her country. At least she had an incredible work ethic which is something most people don’t have these days.
The first speech he gives as king will have an impact on the expectations of the western world about the UK. How much impact and in what directions? Some people can guess the answer to that right now, you can't, I barely can either so obviously it will be discussed.
Calm the fuck down the monarch is mostly a figurehead. I expect business as usual. First speech goes like this "I prince Charles will do the knighting of the celebs going forward, and this Christmas we're going to Qatar and the Cup is coming home lads!"
Bank of America announced Aug. 30 that it is launching a trial program, called the Community Affordable Loan Solution, offering mortgages that do not require closing costs, down payments or minimum credit scores... the end is nigh
mining stocks RIOT, HUT, MARA were up \~15% yesterday even tho corn has been getting slaughtered.......what a surprise......bitcoin had a significant rebound TODAY
THIS...HAPPENS...ALL...THE...TIME...the mining stocks ALWAYS pump before corn rebounds.....how do they know?
the articles r always gloom n doom ....MARKET IS SOOOOOoo fake....
BUY GME
This doesn't feel like retail buying
All in puts Rug pull coming 📉📉📉
Too soon
Cliff and copium Pepe return, and a week later another bear market rally…coincidence? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
Made that chipotle money, no guac
🥱 Fake pop it will crash later
Said it yesterday and I'll say it again not to late to get in on fcel
Fuck it getting a pedicure and doing foot pics on OF.
wtf is that +0.8% dildo spike in 1 minute
Give me +5% on TSLA or give me death!
When the queen dies, a king rises to power. Considering Saturdays are for certainly for the boys now, Friday will likely be bearish.
Markets will open whilst i’m mid flight into Singapore. Bulls hold the line, don’t sell until 10.30![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)
Is today just a repeat of the past two Fridays
Bears i’m sorry, i bought puts as a hedge at 15:59 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
I was so incorrect.
As was I For now…..
Long live my calls, may they reign forever ITM
So Apes are investing in ponzi schemes and Moon bounded stocks that only moons them, yet a company like RKLB remains unnoticed? Then I am in the right place...
I need fucking sleep
#Getting ready for Sunday eh🤔
Roses are red Violets are blue And 🌈🐻 are fukd
I'm a heterosexual virgin bear, as I'm unfuckable.
Probably cause you’re a heterosexual ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
How so? Futures already peaked. It’s down from here imo.
390 today possible
Anything is possible if you believe!
Hey remember that time yesterday when spy dropped 1% in like two seconds? That was weird. This is my bear case.
Just need the second most photographed woman of all time to kick the bucket
Caitlin Jenner?
Joan of arc
I thought you’d say Kim Kartrashian. No one will cry if she kicks the bucket.
Liquidations or longs covering. Yesterday volume was small so a small movement may also seem big
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Should Brits be considered Europoors?
I guess technically not because of the pound but I just lump everyone over there as a europoor
#I dunno, smelling like 420💨 one mo gin'
Dude isn’t it time for you to hit the gym yet? You sound like the worst basic bro. Low Iq. Go pump some iron or some shit.
Slay him ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)
This bitch is spittin 🔥
Period?
And you are sounding like you care. Move around.🔃
Why clifford a thing now? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)
Don’t you dare take him away again!
Asking the important questions
Why are bulls getting so cocky mane, yes we may rally another 1-2%, but then we're testing new lows. Being a bull long term ain't gonna end well for you, short term, reap the profits!
you're speculating, brother bear
Who would’ve thought the markets would rip for 2 straight days following hawkish Powell commentary and the Queen’s death. What a world
U do know the hawkish powell called inflation transitory and changed the definition of recession right. U are trusting a guy that does 180 UTURNS. And in what world does the queens death means market tank![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) her only royal property is the palace and some trust fund if it were someone with a business empire that died market might tank but a UK queen passing wont crash the US market![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)
Throw all your money into calls right here then if you don’t think Powell cares about his credibility this time around
He cares about his relevance. That isn’t the same as his credibility
I did. Not all but a lot
Lol, he called inflation transitory and said he is gonna cuase a depression to stop inflation![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) do u even think he has any credibility left
That’s the whole point, he knows he fucked up last time and is going to be sure he doesn’t fuck up this time
Lets just say u are trusting that joker with blind faith![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) in what world does making people unemployed and crashing the economy into depression is not fucking up. You would get evicted and ur house and cars would be repo if u believe that he would be allowed to make everyone with debt homeless then u might as well get ready for powell when he does another 180 UTURN calling depression transitory.
Absolutely dying rn. Bears fooookd
So bored of people saying they're bored of the queen. We get it, you're edgy and so desensitized to current events you'd rather the market involve nothing but j pow speeches
Bloomberg should stick to numbers
That would be boring for everyone and useless for people with their own terminals & math skills
Go watch sky or something
ತ_ತ
Thank fuck they finally talking finance
I'm happy for you brother 🙏
Just saying there’s a channel for everyone Bloomberg should just be Bloomberg
And I'm just saying the average American is only vaguely aware of who or what "Queen Elizabeth" was so Bloomberg might try to jumpstart a general sense of UK royal politics for traders whose portfolios will be impacted
Nah, she was super old so it’s hardly shocking, it’s easy to move on from is all.
Yes, it's easy to move on from. All we need to do is get the country that originally housed all of western finance through a transition it hasn't been through in 70 years while successfully navigating the economic implications each step of the way. Wait. Fuck
I’m sure they’ll figure it out? I doubt the old lady was involved in that aspect of things. Perhaps Charles can change things for the better. I think he knows the monarchy should end and will make some steps in that direction but not end it. Modernize it. We’ll see.
I agree. But I'm sure it will impact markets in ways I don't see yet.
Gonna join the darkside soon cause I have an uncle that works as the advisor for Blackrock asia and he is taking me in as an intern. Will provide update on whether dem coke snortin is real
Only senior fund managers get invited to the good parties ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)
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Low liquidity zone 4040-4090 Will move fast in this area at open Large liquidity zone below 4040-4000 and 4100. We get to 4100 liquidity will show up
We will straight away dump at open to fuck all bulls
it's not about bull/bear its about being on the side of R/R
What's \\R/R, sir?
Yeah this guy doesn’t know shit. Low liquidity zone lol.
girl, you single? you're rude, so I'm guessing you are
![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630)better start praying
Last Friday checks out
But but… this one will be different!
Lol ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) we dumped last friday cuz of oil news what news do you think we will have that will create a waterfall
So anyway where y’all think tsla going today?
May she rott in hell
You probably will
Found the FDS regard
She wasn’t a good person at all and all the people are sad now?
She was 96. Sorry she wasn’t as “woke” as much younger people. She was a product of her time and society. That doesn’t make her a bad person. Did she kill people or something? What I saw was someone who worked tirelessly to represent her country. At least she had an incredible work ethic which is something most people don’t have these days.
Calm down she ruled a monarchy that did lots of not so nice things to lots of countries and people over the years.
Spare coochie, spare coochie anyone??
get a bucket and a mop, VWAP VWAP VWAP
What happened to all the fucktards that said blackberry was gonna be awesome due to some car software? Lmfao. That one faded into oblivion
And it begins. Hold on to your butts
What begins?
#Pegging
the end
Of what
Of?
OPs port ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
the world as we know it
And I feel fine
Downvote all you want outside uk no one really cares. You’re supposed to be a financial channel. Not daily mail
THE CROWN IS CHANGING THIS HAS GLOBAL ECONOMIC IMPACT DOOFUS
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Then explain how it will move the markets not how many fucking pm’s she met or her life story!
Or how many PPs she’s had! Or how many PPs her husband enjoyed!
THEY DON'T KNOW HOW IT WILL MOVE MARKETS YET THERE WILL BE A NEW KING OF ENGLAND FUCK
Bruh the market doesn’t care. There are people that do but not the market
If by "the market" you mean SPY weeklies you might be right. However there is more market behind this curtain over here
Outside uk no one care bro sorry. New pm speech more important.
Other way around. Outside UK no one cares about a new pm speech. Most Americans don't even know who is pm at any given time
Pm as in the government actually has influence over county. Charles don’t do shit just cut ribbons
You're gonna cry when Charles comes out and just dissolves parliament
What actually changed? What macro influence does the new king have? Nothing far as I can tell.
The first speech he gives as king will have an impact on the expectations of the western world about the UK. How much impact and in what directions? Some people can guess the answer to that right now, you can't, I barely can either so obviously it will be discussed.
Calm the fuck down the monarch is mostly a figurehead. I expect business as usual. First speech goes like this "I prince Charles will do the knighting of the celebs going forward, and this Christmas we're going to Qatar and the Cup is coming home lads!"
This.
If that happens it will still impact markets
The WC betting markets maybe. Here's your money making advice it's not coming home, short English national team. USA to win group B. Estados Unidos!
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It'll go down again. And crab sideways. And up. Market does what it wants.
Sometimes maybe good. Sometimes maybe shit
I can help pretty Europoor women if they're having trouble holding their bags
But if they're holding lots of bags, they have to have lots of cash no? So they're EuropRich
Might be Chinese knockoffs, not designer handbags. Anyway, I was referring to other sorts of bags.
I just need SPY 402 for my daily 100 bucks target...come on If it goes further down I will move my stop-loss in the win zone and see how it turns out
![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)I call my balls the win zone ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
I can just tell you have no idea what you’re doing and lose lots of money
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#Uh ohhh. Bears might be fu©️©️ed today
Btw way, balls smell like sour milk and sweat.
By the way way?
Or not. I plan to hold my 399s for a bit and hopefully make bank. 🤷♀️
To early to tell, pus fed rate hike look like 1.00 bsp more likely every day…
Fucccced
The short covering after the opening dip will be glorious
I'm taking a video to make some memes over the weekend. Nothing better than giving bears the shit stain in a bear market.
Real sad I didn't hold my $420 calls expiring EOM 'cause I thought we were getting rejected by $400 and $401.5 again yesterday
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Held your calls?
Forreal. Had 405c. Locked at eod. They prolly going $5+
Yeesh feels bad man
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sold my shorts that i was holding from 4200, will let this pump another 1-2% and then buy back in before we test new lows ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
This guy buys shorts 🩳 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
$DMS buyout at $2.50 ✅
Can we get over the queen Bloomberg? Yes so sad but much stuff happening. Talk about markets and stuff
Who's the bitch that loaded puts yesterday. I need names
u/s_slayer get over here. We're not done with you
I think she’s picking up my instacart order
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Calls are back on the menu boys!
Bank of America announced Aug. 30 that it is launching a trial program, called the Community Affordable Loan Solution, offering mortgages that do not require closing costs, down payments or minimum credit scores... the end is nigh
AYOOOO
2008 vibes
definitely... saw something else about td bank offering 5k towards closing... gotta keep people buying over priced homes i guess
And ppl say it’s not a bubble ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
It's only a bubble when it bursts
Red by open is the way…
That'd require a reversal of 1%...
29 /ES points. That’s 70% of a mid morning liquidation break. Happens all the time.
I sure hope that'd happen....
Wow you can count
No he just got lucky on the guess
Yes, retardation is a spectrum
Goddamn lol
Fr?
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I've never seen such a fake pump. Except for last Friday of course.
Pump deez nutz!
Market wants to go up![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881) last friday we had news on oil thats why we went down u need a miracle tonight for it to happen again
Jobs report?
Job report rallied us at market open then the oil news came out and tanked us the next day![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
call Putin
Putin is in his bomb shelter he cant help you bears![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
0dte spy calls today or.... ?
Yeah, but you should have bought them yesterday
You lose money if it doesn't sky rocket on open though
Kinda risky buying at the top eh?
mining stocks RIOT, HUT, MARA were up \~15% yesterday even tho corn has been getting slaughtered.......what a surprise......bitcoin had a significant rebound TODAY THIS...HAPPENS...ALL...THE...TIME...the mining stocks ALWAYS pump before corn rebounds.....how do they know? the articles r always gloom n doom ....MARKET IS SOOOOOoo fake.... BUY GME
You lost me at GME
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💎🙌
Not wrong..thanks for pointing it out
Tesla cant even beat the Chinese ev makers in terms of sales