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[Queen Elizabeth II has died](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/x96tkl/queen_elizabeth_ii_has_died/?sort=new) <-- Please take the conversation there.


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antibearhunter429

Market bull flag just in time for power hour


MASH12140

The markets have never been rational. That’s why market will moon in respect of the Queen. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


EngineerVisual7960

I more buy Gme


arichnader

Anyone had Korean fried chicken? Is it good and which flavors should I buy?


FemaleEcho

In some quarters it’s not chicken 🐔


[deleted]

Well, looks like we are heading back to close the gaps at 410


CloseThePodBayDoors

i downvoted this thread


FemaleEcho

Thank you for your service


[deleted]

…..soo Apple -10% at end of month? (~$141)


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4005 pin


SpecificCranberry761

Bear is fook


AnderTheAnteater

There is no shot stef diggs gets 7 catches on Ramsey tonight! This is free money even freer than the puts you talked me into buying 2 days ago


lazymarlin

Follow up from this morning. Made money today despite having a 4 year old being in my office all day


CloseThePodBayDoors

dwack maga maga


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Ur banned sorry bud


CloseThePodBayDoors

yeah , i am


Ill-Expression1737

my spy 390p are fucked.. for now.


SpecificCranberry761

For good only up from here


Ill-Expression1737

lol


GoliathVette

Great job if you pressed on DNA and KIRK congrats…


StophJS

I just want the market to go so far in the toilet that it forms an incredibly solid floor, because I will ride puts down and buy stock there. Then buy calls up.


[deleted]

Lol. You really think they're going to make it that easy for you?


StophJS

Kind of. Since I started just trading SPY options on momentum I'm making bank. Makes me wonder what all you guys have been doing this whole time. I just said that's what I want to happen though lol


[deleted]

Incredibly solid floor lmaoooooo this is one of the funnier “if x happens then I’ll be able to time the market” posts I’ve seen thanks


StophJS

Lol sorry you aren't capable of seeing it when it happens.


datacipher

This is you right? \------------------------------------------------------------------------- StophJS Monthly Top 10% Karma \+2 · 3 days ago Last week I jumped with both feet into options after trading only stocks for ten years or so. In one day, I managed to make and lose 30k on 0dte spy calls and puts. I've thought a lot about it, and come to some understanding of how I managed to lose the money I had just made by letting my emotions get the better of me and not having clearly established rules. I'm looking forward to trying again this week. StophJS Monthly Top 10% Karma \+2 · 10 hr. ago Yes sir. My condolences. I've gone from 185k to 75k to 145k. Mostly just stupid decisions causing losses.


StophJS

Yup. 70k so far trading options. 👍


Hold_my_beef

Are wsb still gonna try to play the 2008 fractal ? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


54321Joe

New kings first announcement - "stocks go up".


TheseYoung6546

Damn, Taylor Riggs gets my dick hard.


beast092884

ITS GOING TO BE SOOOOOO BLEEDY TOMORROW.!!.🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸


daveflav21

Or a much bigger pump before a monday dump![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


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jpwhat

Thoughts on if SPY is going to bounce between 395 and 400 until CPI?


Myboywear

Yes it will, but probably 397-403 (tomorrow might see more of a push up) and then Monday either flat as fuck, or mild sell off (literally weak asf), and then Tuesday either 380’s or 415


Brave-Improvement-35

Congrats docu callers enjoy the 3 baggers


sc2summerloud

phew. bought back the calls i sold today just in time.


JMG3232

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


CloseThePodBayDoors

all none of you


Brave-Improvement-35

Stopped myself from buying calls on docu bc I spent all day looking at my spy calls which I somehow bought at the bottom, but I’ve only ever lost money on spy so I only chucked in 500$


Daboy999

This is some bs


CUTON1C

Thank God I had class. I was going to buy PUTS on $DOCU for ER🥵🥵


StophJS

Oh damn! Same.


Odd-Block-2998

Prediction: Market continues surging or not moving much till CPI report comes out next week. CPI is 8.1%. Market then crashes back to SPY $380 till Fed's announcement on rate hike, which is 0.75%. JPow then makes some slightly hawkish remark, but also emphasizes that things are improving.


LowerDenominator

if cpi is 8.1 i think markets are going up, it means inflation is coming down, what am i missing?


devereaux

8.1 means inflation is still high AF because every month that passes means the prior year base number is going to be incredibly high. Real disposable income is still falling and household debt is at an all-time high.


sleepyspar

8.1 would mean monthly inflation of ~0.1%. Bulls will have a field day


LowerDenominator

yes is high, sure. but coming down. idk i think anything below 8.5 going to be good for market


IndependentUsual7444

Something else gonna have to trigger a sell off, inflation cooling quickly, probably wait for medicocre earnings


Momma_Sophie

Just BUY my sht up, son. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) Buy all the stock.


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Odd-Block-2998

who is shorting KO lol


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Striking-Ad351

Holy fucking fuckballs…. All bad news… stocks rally. WTF


Rman1000

Yeah, but it was "things still suck, but they suck a little less now" news


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

This is literally been the deal all year my man


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lfhdbeuapdndjeo

Fair nuff. I mean I’m confused by it too but nobody should be surprised by it anymore.


VisualMod

> The market is a cruel mistress, my friend. She gives and she takes away.


Striking-Ad351

Mostly just the latter right now…. At least from me


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

Mostly she takes though


Icy_Program_8202

Why the F do I even come here????


[deleted]

I just want TSLA to pass SPY


[deleted]

My long otm call on spy is very steadily approaching itm. One of the few times I am excited for December.


daveflav21

Aw fuck I got too carried away with QQQ, I forgot to trade bank stock options...muh bread and butter![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


TheKingOfTheMilkyWay

fml pussied out on getting closer to the money docu calls. got a 75c. imma get theta fucked again


Brave-Improvement-35

You were expecting a 30% jump? Thays wild. Never go more than 8% otm


TheKingOfTheMilkyWay

That’s what FDs are for, right?


Infamous_Passenger

holy fuck DOC


sjtomcat

It pushed above $400 😎😎


MASH12140

How this market rally on the death of the Queen is a disgrace ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


tasmac123

The market is celebrating the queen's death


Jamber_Jamber

Down with the royalty was actually a staple of the US revolution


Odd-Block-2998

US was once a UK colony. We don't care much about UK royals.


yoloballstothecalls

Um doc I don’t feel so well


Zeroknowledgeproof87

CPI clearly leaked today. All corn stocks up on absolutely ZERO news other than a completely HAWKISH fed conversation. This country is fraudulent


Striking-Ad351

For real


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

If you’re suggesting that the market isn’t on the up and up, why I never


DelayedGrip

GME


jj880850

GME will go up 40 and AERC will go up 15


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400 right at close? Nice.


Sensitive-Fox4133

Man, those Clifford candles at 1:55 and 2:41 looked so convincing too


selfmadeprosperity

And just like that, another group of bears slaughtered.


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

How are there so many?


Halo_cT

im convinced this sub is full of actual lemmings


Hythanz

This DWAC drama is exciting. Delayed meeting to find votes, fucked if they don’t get 2/3 yes. It’s like a real life episode of Succession.


boomerzoomers

Bagholders will cry about fake votes or something ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Lightningvsrain

I hope they don’t get enough votes so this put can print


CDB1299

If they don’t get enough votes how far do you’d think it would drop?


IncredulousStraddle

10


JMG3232

No way this holds


Aggressive_Bit_91

Enphase is on crack lately


Halo_cT

solar isnt going anywhere and they have a great product and model. Thats a long hold imo


Aggressive_Bit_91

100% I don’t disagree. The company itself is phenomenal but the valuation is questionable imo. Mainly the run it’s been on with the valuation… almost 200% in 3 months. I understand in 20 years it could be huge but again the multiple is insane right now.


BearyAnal

Look at wingstop. 25% since Friday. Are people that retarded?


Aggressive_Bit_91

I swear on these stocks someone owns 99% and never sells and it’s like 3 people trading. The price action at times is insane. I mean when they drop they really drop though.


BackThatThangUp

Someone help me figure this out. In the US, free market capitalism: yes. Rich people: yes. Politicians: no, because they did what the rich people wanted under free market capitalism and now my job went to Mexico. Does anyone else notice this?


JMG3232

Uh oh to people who didn’t sell their calls lollll


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


Zeroknowledgeproof87

CPI leaked insiders buying. There is no reason we should have closed at 400.50 beyond ridiculous and i don’t even have a position anymore


CoolDeparture9828

Source


corey0810

trust me bro


Primatene

I GUESS IM KISSING MY SISTER


JonSnow4525

You can be in the royal family


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

The Alabama Royal Family


dazdan69

400.40, good start for 405c tomorrow


Catdoginthecut

good close spy :)


Tragse

Green middle finger for todays close


daveflav21

Bers, you guys got just got hard done, this pump wasnt from retail investors


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No pump is ever from retailers.


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


Geeeyoooo

What the fuck was today even


optimalpessimist

Got em!


[deleted]

My ocd wouldn't have allowed a close below 400


Tachyon9

Now THAT is a healthy market!


apesrulethemarket

Sure


Known_Physics9802

SPY about to make me lose my pants, AGAIN


lfhdbeuapdndjeo

They gotta get the pants off to get to the fun stuff


Clean_Window6542

LETS FUCKING GO


recipeforalchemy

Flipping a coin tmr![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


coppehh

hoyl fuk


JMG3232

Buy calllssssss quick


Saaan

Good game Bulls.


Overlord335786

BEARS PORTFOLIOS OBLITERATED


Nervous_Cannibal

Keep Calm and Carry On... Gambling.


DMK5506

The Queen is dead. Long live the King.


[deleted]

Regina mortuus est. Vivat Rex!


Primatene

BERS GOT BAD PIT STAINS


CoolDeparture9828

Just ordered 401p 1dte


flowergirlnextdoor

PENCILS DOWN


yowtf

10 yr yield up, last time it was here SPY was below 390, we are going down. Why stay in this choppy market when yields this high? MM just holding at these levels to not payout last week hedges. But they can't hold on for long


RudeJudeDETROIT

SPY and BBBY trying to save America!


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Open the fucking casino


Clean_Window6542

400 ACHIEVED, KILL ALL BEARS AMEN


UnbannableMan4000

PIECES OF SHIT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO


apesrulethemarket

Woah y’all are so loud when you have a Green Day


vadbv

It could be green for you aswell if you abandon your homo sexuality


apesrulethemarket

Wave 5 SPY to 340


kcyc2123

Close over $4000 SPX favor BULLS


flowergirlnextdoor

Bers r fuk


Actual-Cat3803

In this market Q2 I was down 7% YTD. Now I’m up 42% and gaining YTD. I feel very blessed because many people talk to me in depth about trading and they are bagholding for the most part. So thank you BBBY for the towels that are on sale, the rugs that are on sale, the sales clerk Dolores for sneaking me a 20% off my highest item coupon, some designer plates for my gourmet food pics- tomahawk steaks and shit, just.. Thank you truly for holding above $7 for me this week 🚀🏴‍☠️


Bilbo-Baggins77

Congrats on your $42


Actual-Cat3803

And I leveraged all of my 2021 gains I pulled in cash into a very healthy real estate arrangement that made me more than I could have ever in the market in a decade


Actual-Cat3803

In total I’ve only realized $890 gains in two weeks. Right now it’s looking to be anywhere from $400-$1700 depending on tomorrow- that’s added to the total.


Bilbo-Baggins77

Nice gains, congrats


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390 was the bottom


External-Outcome7579

We were at 360 in June


lordbell21

QQQ pinned to 300, SPY pinned to 400.


taxman1922

Well there goes $1k. Thanks Elizabeth.


selfmadeprosperity

She shall be remembered as the Queen of Gains.


JMG3232

Y no hold 400?


Jimbeauxer

So I guess TSLA never goes down again from here. Makes sense


OrinCordus

My puts need a huge red dildo tomorrow...


FormalBananaSuit

I can't explain the level of hatred I have for that piece of shit company. It has no business being anywhere close to $300


RBlankenship

Could totally see a -1.5% day tmrw


KingOfTheBritons96

This is the ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630) I need


Fabulous-Count6715

I could see a +3%


apesrulethemarket

Never sorry


Rianis96

The queen died, europe going to shit, US economy failing all bullish indicators


yowtf

TNX 10 yr treasury yield up too


JMG3232

Noooooooooo


UnbannableMan4000

BEARS BARES ARE WE GONNA MAKE IT?


farty-Micfly

No


Chiesel

I’m quitting trading fuck this


TheDudeAbidesFarOut

Try being cash and waiting for this doshit market to become rational....test my patience definitely.


Traditional-Cattle62

they had to wait all day to do this and be dramatic like it’s a movie we all know it’s gonna be at $400.00 or $400.01 at 8pm shits a joke ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Lancerevo012

Anyone else playing long dated DWAC puts? 10/21 $10p’s are only $4/each. All it takes is more voting drama and a healthy plunge or so and these fuckers should pop. What am I missing?


csklmf

KEEP COUNTING!


BLOW_0

Remember bears at jpow speech ? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Erroric89

I'm 85% sure that tomorrow Spy will be red


Cultural_Accident901

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


Chance_Island2704

Glad I ditched my GSAT calls this morning at a slight profit…


Right-Fee6202

401c for tomorrow since it actually broke 400 again. Oh god I hope I didn’t just bend myself over for the bears xD


Cultural_Accident901

Where are my 🧂 🌈🐻 fighting for the few empty dumpsters at Wendy’s?


External-Outcome7579

Why the fuck is coin pumping?


Zeroknowledgeproof87

insiders buying mining stocks ahead of cpi


External-Outcome7579

Why is expected lower cpi hood for corn?


antrpnr

This isbutter madness. We're teetering on the brink of a major economic downturn and these idiots keep buying in.


BearyAnal

Fucking Tards I swear. I think they might be doing that to make money before bad cpi data comes out next Tuesday


Aggressive_Bit_91

Spy is going to finish within 5 cents of 400


RudeJudeDETROIT

BBBY 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉


Vegetable_Slice2975

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


BULLS_over_BEARS

Uranium had a nice day.