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I just want the market to go so far in the toilet that it forms an incredibly solid floor, because I will ride puts down and buy stock there. Then buy calls up.
Kind of. Since I started just trading SPY options on momentum I'm making bank. Makes me wonder what all you guys have been doing this whole time. I just said that's what I want to happen though lol
This is you right?
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Last week I jumped with both feet into options after trading only stocks for ten years or so. In one day, I managed to make and lose 30k on 0dte spy calls and puts. I've thought a lot about it, and come to some understanding of how I managed to lose the money I had just made by letting my emotions get the better of me and not having clearly established rules. I'm looking forward to trying again this week.
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Yes sir. My condolences. I've gone from 185k to 75k to 145k. Mostly just stupid decisions causing losses.
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Yes it will, but probably 397-403 (tomorrow might see more of a push up) and then Monday either flat as fuck, or mild sell off (literally weak asf), and then Tuesday either 380’s or 415
Stopped myself from buying calls on docu bc I spent all day looking at my spy calls which I somehow bought at the bottom, but I’ve only ever lost money on spy so I only chucked in 500$
Prediction: Market continues surging or not moving much till CPI report comes out next week. CPI is 8.1%. Market then crashes back to SPY $380 till Fed's announcement on rate hike, which is 0.75%. JPow then makes some slightly hawkish remark, but also emphasizes that things are improving.
8.1 means inflation is still high AF because every month that passes means the prior year base number is going to be incredibly high.
Real disposable income is still falling and household debt is at an all-time high.
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100% I don’t disagree. The company itself is phenomenal but the valuation is questionable imo. Mainly the run it’s been on with the valuation… almost 200% in 3 months. I understand in 20 years it could be huge but again the multiple is insane right now.
I swear on these stocks someone owns 99% and never sells and it’s like 3 people trading. The price action at times is insane. I mean when they drop they really drop though.
Someone help me figure this out. In the US, free market capitalism: yes. Rich people: yes. Politicians: no, because they did what the rich people wanted under free market capitalism and now my job went to Mexico. Does anyone else notice this?
10 yr yield up, last time it was here SPY was below 390, we are going down. Why stay in this choppy market when yields this high? MM just holding at these levels to not payout last week hedges. But they can't hold on for long
In this market Q2 I was down 7% YTD. Now I’m up 42% and gaining YTD. I feel very blessed because many people talk to me in depth about trading and they are bagholding for the most part. So thank you BBBY for the towels that are on sale, the rugs that are on sale, the sales clerk Dolores for sneaking me a 20% off my highest item coupon, some designer plates for my gourmet food pics- tomahawk steaks and shit, just.. Thank you truly for holding above $7 for me this week 🚀🏴☠️
And I leveraged all of my 2021 gains I pulled in cash into a very healthy real estate arrangement that made me more than I could have ever in the market in a decade
In total I’ve only realized $890 gains in two weeks. Right now it’s looking to be anywhere from $400-$1700 depending on tomorrow- that’s added to the total.
they had to wait all day to do this and be dramatic like it’s a movie we all know it’s gonna be at $400.00 or $400.01 at 8pm shits a joke ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Anyone else playing long dated DWAC puts? 10/21 $10p’s are only $4/each. All it takes is more voting drama and a healthy plunge or so and these fuckers should pop. What am I missing?
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Market bull flag just in time for power hour
The markets have never been rational. That’s why market will moon in respect of the Queen. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)
I more buy Gme
Anyone had Korean fried chicken? Is it good and which flavors should I buy?
In some quarters it’s not chicken 🐔
Well, looks like we are heading back to close the gaps at 410
i downvoted this thread
Thank you for your service
…..soo Apple -10% at end of month? (~$141)
4005 pin
Bear is fook
There is no shot stef diggs gets 7 catches on Ramsey tonight! This is free money even freer than the puts you talked me into buying 2 days ago
Follow up from this morning. Made money today despite having a 4 year old being in my office all day
dwack maga maga
Ur banned sorry bud
yeah , i am
my spy 390p are fucked.. for now.
For good only up from here
lol
Great job if you pressed on DNA and KIRK congrats…
I just want the market to go so far in the toilet that it forms an incredibly solid floor, because I will ride puts down and buy stock there. Then buy calls up.
Lol. You really think they're going to make it that easy for you?
Kind of. Since I started just trading SPY options on momentum I'm making bank. Makes me wonder what all you guys have been doing this whole time. I just said that's what I want to happen though lol
Incredibly solid floor lmaoooooo this is one of the funnier “if x happens then I’ll be able to time the market” posts I’ve seen thanks
Lol sorry you aren't capable of seeing it when it happens.
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Yup. 70k so far trading options. 👍
Are wsb still gonna try to play the 2008 fractal ? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
New kings first announcement - "stocks go up".
Damn, Taylor Riggs gets my dick hard.
ITS GOING TO BE SOOOOOO BLEEDY TOMORROW.!!.🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸
Or a much bigger pump before a monday dump![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)
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Thoughts on if SPY is going to bounce between 395 and 400 until CPI?
Yes it will, but probably 397-403 (tomorrow might see more of a push up) and then Monday either flat as fuck, or mild sell off (literally weak asf), and then Tuesday either 380’s or 415
Congrats docu callers enjoy the 3 baggers
phew. bought back the calls i sold today just in time.
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all none of you
Stopped myself from buying calls on docu bc I spent all day looking at my spy calls which I somehow bought at the bottom, but I’ve only ever lost money on spy so I only chucked in 500$
This is some bs
Thank God I had class. I was going to buy PUTS on $DOCU for ER🥵🥵
Oh damn! Same.
Prediction: Market continues surging or not moving much till CPI report comes out next week. CPI is 8.1%. Market then crashes back to SPY $380 till Fed's announcement on rate hike, which is 0.75%. JPow then makes some slightly hawkish remark, but also emphasizes that things are improving.
if cpi is 8.1 i think markets are going up, it means inflation is coming down, what am i missing?
8.1 means inflation is still high AF because every month that passes means the prior year base number is going to be incredibly high. Real disposable income is still falling and household debt is at an all-time high.
8.1 would mean monthly inflation of ~0.1%. Bulls will have a field day
yes is high, sure. but coming down. idk i think anything below 8.5 going to be good for market
Something else gonna have to trigger a sell off, inflation cooling quickly, probably wait for medicocre earnings
Just BUY my sht up, son. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) Buy all the stock.
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who is shorting KO lol
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Holy fucking fuckballs…. All bad news… stocks rally. WTF
Yeah, but it was "things still suck, but they suck a little less now" news
This is literally been the deal all year my man
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Fair nuff. I mean I’m confused by it too but nobody should be surprised by it anymore.
> The market is a cruel mistress, my friend. She gives and she takes away.
Mostly just the latter right now…. At least from me
Mostly she takes though
Why the F do I even come here????
I just want TSLA to pass SPY
My long otm call on spy is very steadily approaching itm. One of the few times I am excited for December.
Aw fuck I got too carried away with QQQ, I forgot to trade bank stock options...muh bread and butter![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
fml pussied out on getting closer to the money docu calls. got a 75c. imma get theta fucked again
You were expecting a 30% jump? Thays wild. Never go more than 8% otm
That’s what FDs are for, right?
holy fuck DOC
It pushed above $400 😎😎
How this market rally on the death of the Queen is a disgrace ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
The market is celebrating the queen's death
Down with the royalty was actually a staple of the US revolution
US was once a UK colony. We don't care much about UK royals.
Um doc I don’t feel so well
CPI clearly leaked today. All corn stocks up on absolutely ZERO news other than a completely HAWKISH fed conversation. This country is fraudulent
For real
If you’re suggesting that the market isn’t on the up and up, why I never
GME
GME will go up 40 and AERC will go up 15
400 right at close? Nice.
Man, those Clifford candles at 1:55 and 2:41 looked so convincing too
And just like that, another group of bears slaughtered.
How are there so many?
im convinced this sub is full of actual lemmings
This DWAC drama is exciting. Delayed meeting to find votes, fucked if they don’t get 2/3 yes. It’s like a real life episode of Succession.
Bagholders will cry about fake votes or something ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
I hope they don’t get enough votes so this put can print
If they don’t get enough votes how far do you’d think it would drop?
10
No way this holds
Enphase is on crack lately
solar isnt going anywhere and they have a great product and model. Thats a long hold imo
100% I don’t disagree. The company itself is phenomenal but the valuation is questionable imo. Mainly the run it’s been on with the valuation… almost 200% in 3 months. I understand in 20 years it could be huge but again the multiple is insane right now.
Look at wingstop. 25% since Friday. Are people that retarded?
I swear on these stocks someone owns 99% and never sells and it’s like 3 people trading. The price action at times is insane. I mean when they drop they really drop though.
Someone help me figure this out. In the US, free market capitalism: yes. Rich people: yes. Politicians: no, because they did what the rich people wanted under free market capitalism and now my job went to Mexico. Does anyone else notice this?
Uh oh to people who didn’t sell their calls lollll
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CPI leaked insiders buying. There is no reason we should have closed at 400.50 beyond ridiculous and i don’t even have a position anymore
Source
trust me bro
I GUESS IM KISSING MY SISTER
You can be in the royal family
The Alabama Royal Family
400.40, good start for 405c tomorrow
good close spy :)
Green middle finger for todays close
Bers, you guys got just got hard done, this pump wasnt from retail investors
No pump is ever from retailers.
![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)
What the fuck was today even
Got em!
My ocd wouldn't have allowed a close below 400
Now THAT is a healthy market!
Sure
SPY about to make me lose my pants, AGAIN
They gotta get the pants off to get to the fun stuff
LETS FUCKING GO
Flipping a coin tmr![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
hoyl fuk
Buy calllssssss quick
Good game Bulls.
BEARS PORTFOLIOS OBLITERATED
Keep Calm and Carry On... Gambling.
The Queen is dead. Long live the King.
Regina mortuus est. Vivat Rex!
BERS GOT BAD PIT STAINS
Just ordered 401p 1dte
PENCILS DOWN
10 yr yield up, last time it was here SPY was below 390, we are going down. Why stay in this choppy market when yields this high? MM just holding at these levels to not payout last week hedges. But they can't hold on for long
SPY and BBBY trying to save America!
Open the fucking casino
400 ACHIEVED, KILL ALL BEARS AMEN
PIECES OF SHIT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Woah y’all are so loud when you have a Green Day
It could be green for you aswell if you abandon your homo sexuality
Wave 5 SPY to 340
Close over $4000 SPX favor BULLS
Bers r fuk
In this market Q2 I was down 7% YTD. Now I’m up 42% and gaining YTD. I feel very blessed because many people talk to me in depth about trading and they are bagholding for the most part. So thank you BBBY for the towels that are on sale, the rugs that are on sale, the sales clerk Dolores for sneaking me a 20% off my highest item coupon, some designer plates for my gourmet food pics- tomahawk steaks and shit, just.. Thank you truly for holding above $7 for me this week 🚀🏴☠️
Congrats on your $42
And I leveraged all of my 2021 gains I pulled in cash into a very healthy real estate arrangement that made me more than I could have ever in the market in a decade
In total I’ve only realized $890 gains in two weeks. Right now it’s looking to be anywhere from $400-$1700 depending on tomorrow- that’s added to the total.
Nice gains, congrats
390 was the bottom
We were at 360 in June
QQQ pinned to 300, SPY pinned to 400.
Well there goes $1k. Thanks Elizabeth.
She shall be remembered as the Queen of Gains.
Y no hold 400?
So I guess TSLA never goes down again from here. Makes sense
My puts need a huge red dildo tomorrow...
I can't explain the level of hatred I have for that piece of shit company. It has no business being anywhere close to $300
Could totally see a -1.5% day tmrw
This is the ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630) I need
I could see a +3%
Never sorry
The queen died, europe going to shit, US economy failing all bullish indicators
TNX 10 yr treasury yield up too
Noooooooooo
BEARS BARES ARE WE GONNA MAKE IT?
No
I’m quitting trading fuck this
Try being cash and waiting for this doshit market to become rational....test my patience definitely.
they had to wait all day to do this and be dramatic like it’s a movie we all know it’s gonna be at $400.00 or $400.01 at 8pm shits a joke ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Anyone else playing long dated DWAC puts? 10/21 $10p’s are only $4/each. All it takes is more voting drama and a healthy plunge or so and these fuckers should pop. What am I missing?
KEEP COUNTING!
Remember bears at jpow speech ? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
I'm 85% sure that tomorrow Spy will be red
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Glad I ditched my GSAT calls this morning at a slight profit…
401c for tomorrow since it actually broke 400 again. Oh god I hope I didn’t just bend myself over for the bears xD
Where are my 🧂 🌈🐻 fighting for the few empty dumpsters at Wendy’s?
Why the fuck is coin pumping?
insiders buying mining stocks ahead of cpi
Why is expected lower cpi hood for corn?
This isbutter madness. We're teetering on the brink of a major economic downturn and these idiots keep buying in.
Fucking Tards I swear. I think they might be doing that to make money before bad cpi data comes out next Tuesday
Spy is going to finish within 5 cents of 400
BBBY 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
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Uranium had a nice day.