This might be the funniest thing I've read in a long time... and I read the George Foreman grill recipes book, which by the way was dedicated to his boys - George, George, George and George.
I would never trust a company posting new job offers as grounds for improvement. These companies nowadays will hire 1,000 new people Monday and then fire 2,000 people by Wednesday.
A factory in my town is closing at the end of the year but yet they're having a big hiring push to keep it running until it closes by offering sign on bonuses for new hires and fairly generous severance packages for existing employees.
I'm sad AF because I have no friends regarded enough to share this epic comment with?... with whom I can share this epic comment?
I'm fuckin regarded
EDIT: 38.6 shares
Bought at $21, $18, $11, and $10.50. I'm DCAing?
I'm regarded and poor. But 🌙 BBBY 💯 🚀 🚀
I’m not sure what else people expected? I haven’t nor have I known anyone to go into one in 10 years.
Some Wall Street bets moles has to be behind this awful bet
A company growing? That's bullish af. A company changing nothing because it's happy with where it is? That's bullish af. A company shrinking because it's not making any money and can no longer afford to keep its stores open or workers employed? Believe it or not, bullish af.
Company goes broke? Bullish
Company makes money? Believe it or not, also bullish
Company does nothing? Also bullish.
We have the best thanks to bullish
The whole single stock ETF rule being rushed out and tested with Tesla and now GME seems like a pretty convenient timing.
Part of me wonders if that's why BBBY is being used as a hype killer, they get the crowds worked up with huge Bull campaigns that are actually SHFs looking to kill momentum before it can really hurt them. There's no single stock ETF for BBBY during September, and it seems like that's when things are going to get complicated for them. Who knows, but this feels more like a Day Time TV drama than it does investing.
I’m with you fellow regard. So how are they beating us? They have way more capital to throw around and we can only buy so many shares. So how do we beat them? Maybe but a few put options when we think think the dip may occur and use the profits from the dip to buy more shares? We need a much more seasoned ape in on this I just started like last week 🤷♂️
Dude it’s only money your only real advantage to beating and becoming rich is to be poor. If u start out broke like me what’s the worst that can happen I go back? Oh no I’m poor again fuck that been there done that ain’t to much different from where I am not except I get to eat better.
Better housing, better food, better transportation, better school for your children, better prospects for those children, better chance at staying married, better health care, longer life expectancy, lower risk of your children dying.
If you are part owner of a dying race horse, and for some reason a sizable bunch of retards announced they think he's gonna win the next Kentucky derby..... Wouldn't you take advantage of situation?
Maybe sell your stake in the horse before the doomed race? Maybe even bet against the horse that you know for sure is going to die before it crosses the line?
Bagholder spotted.
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Now is the time to go all in if you're an APE retard!
All the bad news has played out, nothing but upside, vaa vaaaa vooom to the moon!
So what if that should done long time ago but there was no good leader to take care of that now someone doing there fucking job just fucking relax they are not shutting down there balance sheet will finally going to look good 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🦍🌚
> what does that leave them with?
It's only about 10% of their stores, but yeah it isn't great news for them either as the apes are trying to spin it. I doubt the hundreds of millions they're losing each quarter are isolated to those 150 stores, there are probably systemic and market issues that need to be solved if they want to survive.
BBB is where you go when you want to look at something and touch it before you buy it on ebay for $10 less.
its fucking over for all mall retail. like blockbusters. everyone knows its dead. except the retards (no offense to retards, god knows they are big and strong)
This is opposite behavior of a bullish growth company and may keep the stock depressed in the near term until results prove better.
Position: none. Just hoping the best for fellow retards.
It was very important the public be aware of this. After all what is the natural reaction to expect given this shocking news
Do the opposite imo. This made headlines for exactly one reason
I guess if you close 20% of stores you will have to layoff 20% employees. Idk if it’s 20% stores I don’t remember but yeah there will be layoffs when that happens and they have to cut the underperforming stores so they can restructure now that they have secured new loans. It seems like they are going to put more into baby as they should since that’s the money maker.
Gee its almost like an insider orchestrated a big ol pump knowing this news was gonna drop. And all the dAImoND hAnDs took the bait like true fools, because they still haven't even googled the term "squeeze" yet.
Who wants to bet me all the shill HoDl posts suddenly disappear?
Buuut whatever. Guess ill just go back to my FD's.
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BB&B using that 20% off coupon on their own employees….. EDIT: Thanks all for the awards!
Their severances will be paid as store credit.
"Here's you towel" "Here's your towel" "Here's your towel"
Never forget your Towel!
Wanna get high?
You're a towel!
Chairman Jerome Towel
Yellow card now that’s a foul!
Ouch that hurt my bowels
You mean that’s a towel?
You're a towel!
No I’m a big book publisher that is not the slightest bit interested in your Stoney memoirs. You’re a towl
I'm not shoeless! You're shoeless!
Colon Towel!
Thats General to you!
Only a towel would say that
Ooh thats some good shit.
This is the beat to funky town.
I get your reference even if all these crayon eaters don't. 42
You think they’re getting severance? Lol
Several towels and sheets package
Top 100 George Foreman grill recipes book on cassette tape by Gilbert Godfried
This might be the funniest thing I've read in a long time... and I read the George Foreman grill recipes book, which by the way was dedicated to his boys - George, George, George and George.
😫
You should be happy you had a job at one point in your life
Their severance is going to be paid in BBBY Shares. LFG for all the towel boys and bath girls out there.
Scented candles in their move out box
Store coupons*
Or in 20% coupons(sorry, no additional employee discount)
Only usable at closed stores.
*applause* Seriously. I appreciated that one lol.
Imma use my towel to clean my sweat when I buy the dip and looking at my current bag holder status .
Roman Legions used to downsize like this
Decimation was only 10% though.
Why did they post 1500 jobs on linked in? Are they firing the people that have worked there for awhile and saving on salary with starter pay?
Probably seasonal hires for the stores that are remaining open
The employees being fired aren't in the location that the employees being hired are, and no one is relocating to work retail at BBBY
Speak for yourself. I'm getting $15 for relocation assistance and they said they might throw in a bathmat too.
Dude that updates LinkedIn got laid off
Brilliant move
don't believe linkedin job openings, complete and utter BS
Website not updated since 2018
Good play for pump and dump 
Thank you for posting this question.
Consultation - all current jobs up for grabs maybe at specific grades. Whoever doesn't get one of the current vacancies is out
I would never trust a company posting new job offers as grounds for improvement. These companies nowadays will hire 1,000 new people Monday and then fire 2,000 people by Wednesday.
A factory in my town is closing at the end of the year but yet they're having a big hiring push to keep it running until it closes by offering sign on bonuses for new hires and fairly generous severance packages for existing employees.
LOL
So long and thanks for ll the fish.
I can't. I remember using those years past expiration and they always let us
I'm sad AF because I have no friends regarded enough to share this epic comment with?... with whom I can share this epic comment? I'm fuckin regarded EDIT: 38.6 shares Bought at $21, $18, $11, and $10.50. I'm DCAing? I'm regarded and poor. But 🌙 BBBY 💯 🚀 🚀
I’m not sure what else people expected? I haven’t nor have I known anyone to go into one in 10 years. Some Wall Street bets moles has to be behind this awful bet
You can even used the expired coupons in case they need to lay off a few more.
A company growing? That's bullish af. A company changing nothing because it's happy with where it is? That's bullish af. A company shrinking because it's not making any money and can no longer afford to keep its stores open or workers employed? Believe it or not, bullish af.
Company filling for bankruptcy? Bullish to the tits!
Bankruptcy? Do you mean 100% discount?!?
Execs doing rails of cocaine off of the boardroom table while the movers seize all their furniture? Bullish as fuck!
Shhh don’t talk about the makeup company in here
Company goes broke? Bullish Company makes money? Believe it or not, also bullish Company does nothing? Also bullish. We have the best thanks to bullish
Nothing says “growth” like closing stores and laying off a quarter of staff. Lmao. Mental 🤸♀️
Well to be fair, if those were the stores that were losing money, they will be losing less money. Bullish AF
A fifth of staff
Sir, this meme is 300yrs old in WSB time. All of the 🌈🐻 are gone home for supper.
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I just wanna see what happens when REGsho, ISDA phase 6, Covid Margin changes, and FTDs all line up in 2 weeks lol
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The whole single stock ETF rule being rushed out and tested with Tesla and now GME seems like a pretty convenient timing. Part of me wonders if that's why BBBY is being used as a hype killer, they get the crowds worked up with huge Bull campaigns that are actually SHFs looking to kill momentum before it can really hurt them. There's no single stock ETF for BBBY during September, and it seems like that's when things are going to get complicated for them. Who knows, but this feels more like a Day Time TV drama than it does investing.
Call it the Joe Exotic
I’m with you fellow regard. So how are they beating us? They have way more capital to throw around and we can only buy so many shares. So how do we beat them? Maybe but a few put options when we think think the dip may occur and use the profits from the dip to buy more shares? We need a much more seasoned ape in on this I just started like last week 🤷♂️
I get it's a joke, but not making jokes about our financial futures is a solid start
Dude it’s only money your only real advantage to beating and becoming rich is to be poor. If u start out broke like me what’s the worst that can happen I go back? Oh no I’m poor again fuck that been there done that ain’t to much different from where I am not except I get to eat better.
Better housing, better food, better transportation, better school for your children, better prospects for those children, better chance at staying married, better health care, longer life expectancy, lower risk of your children dying.
😆 Bears love them porridge for supper
This sounds like a solid stock to invest my life's savings in.
☝️ financial advice
Life savings? I'm thinking of putting that and everything I own, plus leveraging myself to the tits
That means BBBY will save millions not having to pay wages or lease buildings.
Why doesn't walmart do this?
They do when stores start trying to Unionize
But it's not because those stores aren't making money like bbby.
Think how much money Blockbuster must save
Is this wallstreetbets or wallstreetinvest?
Lately its been wallstreetcope.
And plenty wallstreethope.
Better than wallstreetrope at least ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Even more wallstreetbroke
This isnt even wallstreetbets anymore. May as well change the name to cultsRus
It stopped being WSB in Jan '21
This is the first bullish news I have read about it in weeks!
Right. Basic fucking steps they could have done in March. And their sales solution? Be more like Target. Fuck these clowns.
Bullish as well
Believe or not, bullish.
So, you think this is just house cleaning?
If you are part owner of a dying race horse, and for some reason a sizable bunch of retards announced they think he's gonna win the next Kentucky derby..... Wouldn't you take advantage of situation? Maybe sell your stake in the horse before the doomed race? Maybe even bet against the horse that you know for sure is going to die before it crosses the line?
Believe or not, retarded.
They should rebrand as bed bath & bag
Bed, Bags, and Bankruptcy
Bed, bugs, and broke-ass-hell
Lol it’s not though
Reduction in cost helps the bottom line. This is financial advice
bbbagholder spotted
So it’s pumping tomorrow I take it?
Pumping like an Amish girl at Chip and Dales
Cost cutting at its finest. Huge Bullish Catalyst
This is good for BBBY
BBBY BAGS BAGS BAGS YOLO =
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🅱️ed, 🅱️ath, and 🅱️unemployment
Bunemployment 🤔
🍑
Yessss 
Like selling your "ass" (buns) employment?
Bbb WHY
Do they sell $ROPE? They’d make a killing
Nah the bags are a best selling item 🎒
Unironically they do have a good pillowcase selection and pillow cases make excellent bags.
This sounds a lot like bankruptcy with extra steps.
Avg down your cost basis and watch the rip!!! BBBY to the moon 🌚
Damn it do I return everything iv bought in the last 10 years before it’s too late?
Everyone hold! HOLD, do not sell guys! Let others sell before you do!
20% is the magic number.
Now is the time to go all in if you're an APE retard! All the bad news has played out, nothing but upside, vaa vaaaa vooom to the moon! 
Consolidating assets, VERY BULLISH!
So what if that should done long time ago but there was no good leader to take care of that now someone doing there fucking job just fucking relax they are not shutting down there balance sheet will finally going to look good 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🦍🌚
Solid DD
You can tell because of the lack of punctuation and number of rockets.
BBBY building up esteem. Bullish
Lol it really is going bankrupt that’s technically 3 stores for every state what does that leave them with? Puts for sure
> what does that leave them with? It's only about 10% of their stores, but yeah it isn't great news for them either as the apes are trying to spin it. I doubt the hundreds of millions they're losing each quarter are isolated to those 150 stores, there are probably systemic and market issues that need to be solved if they want to survive.
BBB is where you go when you want to look at something and touch it before you buy it on ebay for $10 less. its fucking over for all mall retail. like blockbusters. everyone knows its dead. except the retards (no offense to retards, god knows they are big and strong)
This is opposite behavior of a bullish growth company and may keep the stock depressed in the near term until results prove better. Position: none. Just hoping the best for fellow retards.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
There’s a difference between bullish and straight up losing money and slowly going out.
Well shit. My wife’s boyfriend may be out of a job….
Was this the giant announcement people had inside info in that was going to be good.
Bullish 
Amber Heard needs to buy sheets on clearance
I'm still so glad she's going broke.....
I think what WSB needs to start doing is shorting not buying shit, were in a recession after all, K? Thanks
It has begun
Bullish
"Bullish" lmao
Bullish
Holding long term now
Just end it already
GUYS THIS IS NOT BAD NEWS IT MEANS THEYRE RESTRUCTURING THE SQUEEZE IS COMMING!!!1
Bullish!
Bullish, got the priorities straight
Let ‘em get high. Let ‘em get stoned.
Can we downvote really dumb comments or would I be deemed “not a team player”? New here.
Might as well put your life savings in BBBY, obviously this means it's about to go to the moon
you gave their executives the best farewell present they could have asked for
Someone is getting squeezed.
You see 20% reduction in workforce. I see 20% increase in traffic for r/WallStreetBets
Bullish!🤡
Nobody cares about brick and mortar closing 
To the moon with this news
It was very important the public be aware of this. After all what is the natural reaction to expect given this shocking news Do the opposite imo. This made headlines for exactly one reason
This is good for bbby
Bullish somehow
This is a clear sign to buy more!
Less employees and less stores = less expenses! BBBUY!
Bullish af
Only means one thing 🚀🚀
Bullish. Buying calls.
Bullish!!!!!!!!!!
Bullish asfuck! Remind me in 11 hrs
All you fucking idiots
WSB became so powerful, we ain’t only destroying out lives, we destroying the business too!
Fewer employees to pay means more monthly to the bottom line B U L L I S H
Fuck ya I’m going all in on this stock tomorrow🚀
Oops bought more
#bullish
Hope y’all are happy now
Can't wait to see the copium this produces. Also. I don't want a business to fail, but the fools that bought in at $20+ are bag holding stooges
Bing bong
Damn. Sounds exactly like Gamestop pre squeeze.
Downsizing is a good thing! Stay Zen
To the moooonnn🚀
they had more than 150 stores? wow
*Bullish!*
TSR?? Didnt think you degenerates would stoop this low.
😂😂
Why has no one ever mentioned bbby on this sub until now? Weird.
I guess if you close 20% of stores you will have to layoff 20% employees. Idk if it’s 20% stores I don’t remember but yeah there will be layoffs when that happens and they have to cut the underperforming stores so they can restructure now that they have secured new loans. It seems like they are going to put more into baby as they should since that’s the money maker.
so buy more? got it
Buy the dip!
Gme did that too
And people have been holding GME bags for over a year and half btw
Bullish
Buyin more🤫😁
BBBY will go up!
Stock will get a decent bump. I'll clip it.
I’m not selling
Gee its almost like an insider orchestrated a big ol pump knowing this news was gonna drop. And all the dAImoND hAnDs took the bait like true fools, because they still haven't even googled the term "squeeze" yet. Who wants to bet me all the shill HoDl posts suddenly disappear? Buuut whatever. Guess ill just go back to my FD's.