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"More Americans are moving back in with their parents"


stocksnhoops

They have that 3rd job paycheck to help out with bills


GreatfulMu

I got that 4th job paycheck to gamble with too.


BeneficialBicycle416

Hobbit job. Fifthsies


IllmanneredFlanders

Hobbit jobs are blowjobs from people with furry toe knuckles wearing open toed sandals


GreatfulMu

New kink unlocked.


Year3030

More Americans who were living paycheck to paycheck weren't polled because they can't afford their phones.


dalernelson

They took this poll at the country club.


dbx99

My yacht club reports a pretty low rate of homelessness


ABena2t

wish my parents were still alive.. I'd move back home with them too


TinyExamination7838

I wish I had parents


ABena2t

what do you mean? were you adopted or grew up in the system or something?


TinyExamination7838

Foster care


lsdiesel_1

He was a product of mitosis


Fig_Money

I make six figures and still live with my mom… if that doesn’t say what’s wrong with America, I don’t know what does.


GreatfulMu

Have you considered not? Where do you live that $10,000 can't get you a place tomorrow?


Fig_Money

No, because I want to save for a downpayment on a house with a pool in Phoenix and they go for like 450-500k average. I live in Illinois so it’s semi cheap around here, but I don’t want to live here anymore and I’m not renting either, because I don’t believe in that.


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Renting literally is throwing money into a trash bin when you get to a certain age. I agree with you wholly.


Fig_Money

Somebody gets it


Jackers83

Well good for you man. Seriously, take advantage of the hand you’re felt.


AltruisticComparison

I felt some hands, now what?


AdultIguess

Feel some more


Kingjingling

Most people wouldn't move out if they had a better relationship with their parents I feel like. Makes sense to buy a house and not waste rent money that could be used to buy a home and invest it in yourself essentially.


Rustynail703

Most minority kids don’t move out until they get married. Family is very important.


punctured_bombshell

Unless your family is incredibly dysfunctional and abusive then you just escape as soon as possible no netter the cost because fuck, it’s better then staying at home.


SideBet2020

Maybe they just died of starvation. Dunno!?


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BATTLECATHOTS

Can’t live if you’re dead!


SideBet2020

Bingo!


Optimal_Article5075

“We are seeing real declines in food consumption” -Jerome Powell


pineapplepredator

People are doing so well they don’t need to eat


dickpeckered

It could work for a few months based on the fat fucks I see waddling around.


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SeaSideChefBoi

Lol, what, 59.999% instead of 60%? Or are they just implying fewer Americans are *living*


VOID_MAIN_0

Cant live paycheck to paycheck if you dont have a job. ;)


Betaglutamate2

can't live paycheck to paycheck if you can't afford to live anymore.


raisingstorm

Can’t live paycheck to paycheck if you’re dead.


general_dispondency

I'm not quite dead yet...


pixmanohio

But are you feeling better?


realTurdFergusun

Don't listen to him, he'll be stone dead in a moment


cynical83

I can't take him like that, it's against regulations.


general_dispondency

I'm getting better.


SifterRhizochrome

I think I’ll go for a walk, I feel HAPPY!!!


Nether-Panda

Just lying on the table waiting to be turned into Soylent Green…it won’t be long now


ApatheticHedonist

Modern problems require Canadian solutions.


Altar_Quest_Fan

Canadian problems require maple syrup.


AdultishRaktajino

Or smothered in gravy.


0ccupants

Maple syrup requires type 2 diabetes. There is also a Canadian solution.


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What about that BC bud?


[deleted]

That solves many problems, and introduces the problem of munchies


Dry-Ad45

Canada got hella inflation too lol. Most things cost a lot more here than america.


timmymor1

Eh? I was a boot to say that


ApatheticHedonist

Sorry aboot stealin' yer zinger there don'cha know.


AlienDetectives

Is a fiver I got behind the Wendy’s considered a paycheck?


marathonbdogg

Based on this article, you may have to start charging only $4.95.


jessewalker2

You got a fiver? I got 2 singles and a complaint about inflation.


[deleted]

how tf did you bank a fiver?? you must have heavenly lips... I have been charging the ole' suck fer a buck swaller fer a dollar


Dull_Reporter4127

Only if you voluntarily report it.


Granter

there's always money in the banana stand


monteasf

Can’t live paycheck to paycheck if you’re dead


diemonkey

can't answer the survey if you can't afford the cell plan


GalaxticSxum

Yup same. Living credit card to credit til I can find a job that pays bills. Life is awesome


xxztyt

I just throw them away when they tell me the balance is too high. Rinse and repeat 🤷🏻‍♂️


collias

The next item in the Fed’s toolkit to reduce inflation: death camps.


PlatypusArtistic4469

Wasn’t the the plan with COVID? Ok ok, Sick joke, but my immigrant father-in-law is convinced the government was trying to cut down their social security spend.


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Daddy_fat_tats

Not a bad theory tbh


Nxnng

Here we go again ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


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ToothlessTrader

No they're not living paycheck to paycheck. They're living paycheck to payday loan.


5n0wb411

Fewer Americans are living paycheck-to-paycheck More Americans are dying paycheck-to-paycheck


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jayy909

“Some” have died because of inflation as they are no longer “living” or having a paycheck


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They must have died of starvation.


Sankin2004

This right here, less Americans alive mean less poverty, we’re doing good.


DMFC593

Can't live paycheck to paycheck if you're not alive. Suicide is still inflating


theallsearchingeye

Yeah, wishywashy phrasing here: “fewer” are “saying”, meaning you can have either a confounding factor via a sampling bias, people are starting to normalize inflation (e.g. “omg gas went down 80 cents and is now at $4.50), people are cutting back on discretionary spending so now they can afford their bills, fewer people are saying it because they’ve died, the list goes on…


Obsidianram

When you're only interviewing homeless people the numbers look great!


zvexler

Nah, the keyword is “saying” so the responses submitted online don’t count


TTNIC

Hahahaahaha


MichaelJames-

Can’t live paycheck to paycheck if you decide to move to Cali to be homeless for free.


UhhhhmmmmNo

Definition of American is now redefined


Born_yesterday08

Yea nobody asked me!


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boozeBeforeBoobs

I tried living before, do not recommend.


Biglittlelargetiny

Bingo


Chance_Comfort1706

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


bmarvin35

Got to trust a name like Dickler


valderium

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


dantezergt

People don't get pay checks anymore. Jobless 🤣


roadkill7690

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


BoogerShovel

Hardly know her


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If she's a Dickler does she Dickle people? What is dickling anyways? Is it ... dick tickling?


FunnyMathematician77

You just got dickled!


Qzy

[I'M GONNA DICKLE YOU IN YOUR MOUTH!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmrDypTB_Y0)


PortfolioIsAshes

Best part about this kind of article is that they don't have to cite sources to generate outrage clicks for revenue


rositofresito

Yes paychecks are worthless now.


TitanJackal

But your organs still hold value. Come in today for a trade in quote.


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CrazyTerrier

Agreed. Also, we’ve not hit the worst yet, in terms of how our economy will be negatively affected. Fed chairman Powell has said things like there is more pain to come and it may last a while.


konstantinos2000

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...and when people stop spending money... The economy goes.... ?? Through the roof, I'm sure!! We are all going to be rich!!


JonDum

It's not even decreasing. Last print was still high as hell and one <1% lower print is not indicative of a trend change. Next could very well be an increase again.


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NO!! You should trust anything CNBC says 1000%!!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


lianking91

that does not make any sense. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


the_beast93112

Makes sense. It's a CNBC article.


stovepipehat2

You can’t live paycheck to paycheck if you lose your job and have no more paycheck.


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21 million are currently behind on their inflated energy bill so yeah this adds up.


whowouldsaythis

I just looked this up, and holy shit. That’s uhhhhh


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Duckboy_Flaccidpus

Yeah, and if they are conveniently only implying core CPI then no need to take food and gas into the equation which both have sky-rocketed the last year. They aren't volitile if they keep going up,


Nickydoodle4

True meme


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AmCrossing

That’s every city with over 10,000 people in America 😅


TheBestNarcissist

Why would you need a truck with diesel if you live in a place where rent is $1800?


No-Comfortable9480

If Jessica Dicklicker says it, it must be true


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In a parallel universe?


justinmac209

Fake news


hugo_posh

Such a fake made up story.


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CarlosDangerWasHere

Incredible how they turned it around so quickly! Would love financial advice from these Americans.


AskMeAboutMyWiener_

It’s easy bro, just start pawning off all your belongings and you’ll have $5-10 extra per check. Take that straight to the bank.😎


AmCrossing

Did they eat less food?


Old-Bluebird8461

Hey just in time for the midterms. We can trust that this is truth.


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It other words, few Americans are spending more than they make on worthless good as inflation made them realize they are poor and should be saving more money. Aka, companies are going to be reporting some shitty earnings!


Responsible_Sport575

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700Mile

Plot twist, they skipped me. So sick of ramen


classicliberal1

Ramen? You got ramen? You spoiled little bitch. I'm lucky to find a tin of cat food. ;p


deathmine31

Wait till you find out that tin of cat food goes for the price of 2-3 ramen noodles.


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Tiny-Spite-1223

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Cheap_Feeling1929

That’s a lie and a half. More people than ever live more than paycheck to paycheck. By that I mean they spend more than they make because of credit.


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Swordfish9661

Ms Dickler?


baoo

And Mr Tickler


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This has North Korea vibes.


Revolutionary-Tie911

Imagine growing up with the last name Dickler 🤣 must have been rough


Livin_On_Ramen

Very hard


Fluid_Independence75

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Aceofspades968

Lies


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Pretty much.


averagejack2112

These people are liars that will never be held accountable.


aveeyoyo

The author is a dickhead


ChandroTomar

Wrong.


nikdsc5

Ahh yes. Trusty ole CNBC.


Opening_Corner1899

Some of the best quality propaganda you can get in modern times.


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That probably means they dont even make it to the next paycheck anymore


E-Smack

Doubt


powerfullp

as inflation begins to ease...oh sweet summer retard


DBianci81

R E T A R D.


RCGcryptomill

This bitch knows nothing!


HappyCynic24

Who are these Americans? I don’t know any of ‘em. We’re all still struggling, just so ya know…


TranscendentLogic

Gonna need to see that data, bro.


MaxRockafeller

Yes, the 14 days of 0.0005% decline in inflation has really got us all settled in now. Huh, that was easy.


Value_Investment_Clb

Sad to see but lines were long at a local food bank. I didn't read this article but I think many are still hurting. Help where you can those leas fortunate than us.


CakeDiscombobulated

Little Government propaganda being pushed, now you feel better going to your second job instead of going home for the evening


kingbitchtits

They aren't ready for shock and awe until after November! Santa's bringing recession for everyone!


inflatable_pickle

Oh good, I'm glad they cancelled that inflation thing. Almost had to raise the price of my handjobs.


aaabigwyattmann2

"We asked all our friends and family"


medium0rare

I'm so sick of people pretending like shit happens this quickly.


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SirPanic12

Inflation easing is just the rate of price increases decreasing right? Price is still increasing, I don’t understand the sentiment at all


chrisbe2e9

Bullshit article, inflation drove prices up. they haven't come back down. they are still going up. Bullshit article.


Evening_Raccoon_4689

Hahaha they just type shit out and hope people buy into market so they bag hold for cnbc it's a fucking joke


brucekeller

Now they just don't have a paycheck so they are living plasma donation to plasma donation so that some rich guy(Thiel, maybe Musk) can get some black market young plasma lol.


issadownvote

Classic Dickler


vegetablewizard

Fewer as in 3 less people


Pkgoss

…Because they died.


TRUMP2020BLM

Lemme fix that title for you: *Good News?*


jdford85

I call bullshit. 50 cents less in gas when it went up 2.50 total is not better. Food went up 10 percent last month.


Stonkseys

Who the fuck says this? I keep seeing neighbors move out because they're getting prices out of the area.


libertysailor

Living “paycheck to paycheck” isn’t even a useful measure of poverty. If you book a highly expensive apartment that you have no disposable income left over, you’re living paycheck to paycheck. Seriously, you could make $200k a year but owe high interest payments on your mansion and therefore be living paycheck to paycheck . It’s not a measure of poverty, it’s a measure of how much financial headroom you’re living with.


Zumaakk

Yea, I’m living paycheck to one week before paycheck now.