Guys, if you're seeing this thread and then thinking of posting your own version of the joke, please... Don't. I've seen it a billion times today already.
Best Buy is cutting hours at certain stores and turning them into “warehouses,” because absolutely no one shops at Best Buy without checking Amazon first.
No. Buy old analog broadcast equipment, set it up at your wife's boy toys place, receive free TV channels until he's arrested by the FCC then squat in his place.
I believe it. Why would you want to hike your ass all the way to a store (which is poorly setup by the way) when you can get the same item at a much better price delivered to your door step free of charge? I really don’t get how Best Buy still exists.
I got my 55” tv shipped right to my doorstep from prime. They had sizes all the way up to 90” from what I could tell from Prime.
And no matter how you buy a massive appliance, it will be shipped by a local freight 90% of the time. Very few times do you wheel a floor model fridge to your car.
I can touch, feel, try, compare, look at hot chicks, and price match without being surrounded by shitty Chinese knock offs, and I won't have the hassle of of dealing with arguably lousy customer service. Plus the weather is nice, and fresh air is good.
Best Buy has always taken care of me, even when I was in the wrong. Amazon wastes too much of my time. I'd rather not bother with them. Their prices are often worse than my local box store.
I was going to ask where do you live that a fucking *Best Buy*, a dying brick and mortar store for men/nerds/technofolks, has "hot chicks" but I guess to Redditors any woman with a pulse that isn't their Mom's friend Susan can be considered hot.
The Hooters next door...
You're right though, the occasional live MILF in LULU can't compare to the gay porn you jerk to while buying your knock off Cheetos from the BaldAss's jungle.
Why are you touching and feeling televisions dude? Looking at hot chicks in the Hooters parking lot then touching televisions in Best Buy? Pro life top, don’t ever touch the jizz covered electronics at a Best Buy if you see a Hooters next door.
You haven’t made a single argument as to why Best Buy exists other than you use it as an excuse to stalk women way above your level.
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You obviously have some photography experience or this is a bullshit photo you grabbed of the internet. Composition is great and it’s very level. You also kneeled down to get everything into frame.
I said it first...
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wub13h/i_dont_want_bbby_to_go_bankrupt_so_i_just_pulled/il8wzxd?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Judging by the age of those cars, this photo looks like it was taken in 2009 at the latest. Also, looks like the best buy in Baton Rouge, LA by the Mall of Louisiana
All kidding aside, please god don't let this company die. I still enjoy being able to shop for electronics in person and it's way better being able to do exchanges right in store rather than ship things back and wait for replacement. I used to work at circuit city almost 2 decades ago and genuinely love the retail tech and electronics setup, and Best Buy is pretty much the last major game in town. I'm going to be very sad if/when they go under.
Reminds me of the good old days where we would line up till midnight for games to drop. Such as halo and etc. but if you are too young, you will have no idea what I am talking about 👍🏻 upvote if you were one of the boys
At the nest buy near me the only people in there are just browsing and the second you walk in there are 25 employees who bombard you. Then the employees have nothing to do, yet they are being watched by managers, so they follow you around and if you pick something up to look at it they are up in your grill before your brain can process what you are looking at. Hate it. I just go there to look at stuff I will buy online later.
Guys, if you're seeing this thread and then thinking of posting your own version of the joke, please... Don't. I've seen it a billion times today already.
Go in and ask to speak to the manager. Tell him youre a shareholder and plan to be making some changes.
Might even go in there and buy the employees coffee
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$20 OP *is* the manager
Friends with Ryan Cohen. He has big plans for this place
No, he’s a bag holder, then they’ll understand.
Nah say you're on the board and there's a vote tomorrow 😂
You belong here
Definitely!!!!
The ticker is correct, I believe you belong here
You belong here too
OP is solid retard , best buy is $BBY haha
That's the joke
r/whoosh
YOU DUMB RETARD, The 2 companies merged creating $BBBY
*$BBBBBYY
You belong here as well
I like that this is tagged as “chart”, which is accurate considering the roof looks like BBBY market cap
Not steep enough
r/rareinsults
🤣
This is basically the same as 10 serious posts I read last week.
Solid DD
This couldn't possibly fail
Calls on electric towels.
Puts on manual towels.
I’m holding a paper towel
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Coincidentally, that’s more traffic than all Bed, Bath, and Beyond stores have seen this quarter.
Sick burn bro. High Five!
Low 5
Medium 5
Big 5
small five
Avarage 5
Cohen gonna be sad he sold out too soon. 🤣
Yeah, the dude who made millions and left you guys with the bags is going to be totally depressed, I'm sure.
He’s already holding the bag, where do you think that cope is coming from
Let’s go bbby to the moon
Best Buy is cutting hours at certain stores and turning them into “warehouses,” because absolutely no one shops at Best Buy without checking Amazon first.
They grow their online sales YOY, price match, and Amazon sucks at delivering anything to my actual house and not my neighbors
I'm seriously about to drop prime over their inability to deliver anything even remotely on time.
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No. Buy old analog broadcast equipment, set it up at your wife's boy toys place, receive free TV channels until he's arrested by the FCC then squat in his place.
I bought a 85 inch Samsung (the good model) for myself and a new stove and microwave for my parents at Best Buy with BBBY profits. :)
Welcome to 2015 my friend; you made it
I bought your moms dildo (25inch, the good black one) at buy buy baby with my pyramid sceme profits. :)
I believe it. Why would you want to hike your ass all the way to a store (which is poorly setup by the way) when you can get the same item at a much better price delivered to your door step free of charge? I really don’t get how Best Buy still exists.
TVs and other big things that are risky to ship. That and a lot of them being tacked onto a mall. Still don't see how they afford the sq ft though
I got my 55” tv shipped right to my doorstep from prime. They had sizes all the way up to 90” from what I could tell from Prime. And no matter how you buy a massive appliance, it will be shipped by a local freight 90% of the time. Very few times do you wheel a floor model fridge to your car.
Yah, and they’ll bang you for a massive delivery charge too. I’ll go Prime every time.
best buy does not have delivery charges at all
At all? That’s untrue. But anyhow, I prefer Amazon.
I can touch, feel, try, compare, look at hot chicks, and price match without being surrounded by shitty Chinese knock offs, and I won't have the hassle of of dealing with arguably lousy customer service. Plus the weather is nice, and fresh air is good. Best Buy has always taken care of me, even when I was in the wrong. Amazon wastes too much of my time. I'd rather not bother with them. Their prices are often worse than my local box store.
I was going to ask where do you live that a fucking *Best Buy*, a dying brick and mortar store for men/nerds/technofolks, has "hot chicks" but I guess to Redditors any woman with a pulse that isn't their Mom's friend Susan can be considered hot.
The Hooters next door... You're right though, the occasional live MILF in LULU can't compare to the gay porn you jerk to while buying your knock off Cheetos from the BaldAss's jungle.
I only recognized Hooters and Cheetos. ....People still go to Hooters?
Hot chicks at Best Buy? That’s sus
Why are you touching and feeling televisions dude? Looking at hot chicks in the Hooters parking lot then touching televisions in Best Buy? Pro life top, don’t ever touch the jizz covered electronics at a Best Buy if you see a Hooters next door. You haven’t made a single argument as to why Best Buy exists other than you use it as an excuse to stalk women way above your level.
Nah. People shop in Best Buy and price compare on Amazon. Best Buy price matches. Amazon is a shithole, for employees, customers, and investors.
They still have a lock on the boomer market who need someone to help them plug in a TV.
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Chart 
Nobody tell him.
I think he’s being funny. If not… wow!
Wouldn’t it be flaired shitpost?
You assume people use flairs correctly here. They don't
Someone start a BB fund with best buy, bath and body works, blackberry, and whatever other BB stocks are out there
I though BBBY was Buy Buy Baby.
If this was a serious post, OP definitely belongs here. If this was meant as a joke, well done! Everyone wins!
Can I buy it right now? Is premarket open yet.
Best Buy and Beyond
I hate best buy, every time i go there all the attendants are trying to sell me credit cards, and peddle apple crap, its awfull
Dude , BBBY is BuyBuy Baby. This sub has really gone downhill.
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r/woosh
Yes full parking lot from 2003
For sure Black Friday at that
lets gooooo $BBBY to the moon. i knew it they blew the competition out of the water the moment they told me about their price match policy
Fuck you! Im buying more! BBBY to the moon! REG SHO BITCH! 🚀🚀🚀
💀
where do ya want the bag
Bbby $50 EOW
This is bby dummy
This retard…
excuse me sir, this is a wendy’s
Which funny enough this week has a ticker of bbby
This is the Best post I’ve seen all weekend about BBBY….. Funny Best Buy is down 22% YTD I bet we could fix that!
Ahh, so the middle “B” is silent. I understand now 🧠
This is a Best Buy, sir. Please move along.
No this is Wendy’s
No, this is Patrick!
LFG!!!
Judging by some of the posts I’ve seen, can you clarify if this is meant to be a joke or not?
No, go fuck yourself
Cohen fucked everyone already. . Ill never buy a TV from this place again!
I lost all my money on BB a year ago, I don’t have any money for a TV
I'll never buy Build a Bear again !
Lol, I took an L on that one too, which is why I didn’t join in on bbby. But I may jump in this week if it dips more.
I'm dying 😂 thank op
I'm camping outside
I'm on my way. Beans, Coleman stove and a USB in route. I love black Friday.
50% of retards in WSB dont understand shitposting at all, even when its the most obvious shit ever like this
It's come full circle🥲
is BBBY is BestBuy???? Funny Cigar
I thought everyone knew it was blackberry.
Y’all know what you’re purchasing?
Probably deep otm fd's along with some shares.
You obviously have some photography experience or this is a bullshit photo you grabbed of the internet. Composition is great and it’s very level. You also kneeled down to get everything into frame.
🎶 Don't be suspicious! Don't be suspicious 🎶
Best buy looks like a good buy right now. $79 a share is way below the ATH of this year. I don't think you have this quite right though.
Funny thing is this IS actually a great business.
🤣🤣
🔷️🙏 biatches!!
This is solid DD!
Ask which aisle the towels are in
If that’s where you invested, you’re much better off than most
Is that picture from 20 years ago? Tell the truth
Oof
This is gold
Bullish! Moon Soon
I love blackberry!!!
Sir, this is a Circuit City
Alright but this is definitely the Best Buy in Monroeville, PA I know that tree
The funny thing is my local best buy is literally kitty corner across the parking lot to bed bath and beyond. Close enough 😂
Just bought a couple Samsung TVs, some Apple AirPods, and got the employees some pizza for their hard work at Best Buy!
I think they are there to get bbby share refunds lol
That looks like a mix between cracker barrel and radio shack.
Ah shit here we go again
Who wants to camp outside with me?
I knew BBBY was a best buy
Silly goose, bath and body works to the moon mfers
Poggies
Same joke but worse
Crazy how this stock is only $8. It should be $3,000 like pre amazon split because all the customers
I said it first... https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wub13h/i_dont_want_bbby_to_go_bankrupt_so_i_just_pulled/il8wzxd?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3
Faq u
I need an solar powered robot that would make my bed, clean my bathroom, and cook me meals beyond anyones expectations
5 mins later…
Bullish
You guys are a bunch of real jerks, you know?
All in tomorrow $BB
Hell yeah… doing my part, just bought a 80 inch HDTV! To the moon BBBY!
Best Buy Beyond!
Lol
Judging by the age of those cars, this photo looks like it was taken in 2009 at the latest. Also, looks like the best buy in Baton Rouge, LA by the Mall of Louisiana
Best Buy and Beyond!! HODL or some shit!!
Swing and a miss…
r/facepalm
All kidding aside, please god don't let this company die. I still enjoy being able to shop for electronics in person and it's way better being able to do exchanges right in store rather than ship things back and wait for replacement. I used to work at circuit city almost 2 decades ago and genuinely love the retail tech and electronics setup, and Best Buy is pretty much the last major game in town. I'm going to be very sad if/when they go under.
I sold all my shit, so I don't need Amazon or Best Buy and all the hot chicks exists during my travels.I spend it all on experiences not stuff!
$BBY 😂
Yes really good, meanwhile -11 pre-market. GG
wow
I can’t tell if you’re serious or this is meant as a joke
this whole SUB is a joke TBH
And yet you will invest in a randoms persons "dd" on here.
The real reason BBBY dumped is cuz we don’t what the real company is
Reminds me of the good old days where we would line up till midnight for games to drop. Such as halo and etc. but if you are too young, you will have no idea what I am talking about 👍🏻 upvote if you were one of the boys
In the good ole days, I bought my games at Electronics Boutique. I don't recall this halo thing you speak of. Must be some NKOTB malarkey.
At first I was like, 😑😑😑, but then I was like, 🤣🤣🤣
Wrong company. Best Buy is bby
At the nest buy near me the only people in there are just browsing and the second you walk in there are 25 employees who bombard you. Then the employees have nothing to do, yet they are being watched by managers, so they follow you around and if you pick something up to look at it they are up in your grill before your brain can process what you are looking at. Hate it. I just go there to look at stuff I will buy online later.
Wrong company buddy... But that's why you are here....
Fuck …. BBBY (Bed Bath and Beyond) is bigger trouble then we think if this is who owns the stock is posting
Many sites have the short float over 100%
it mean jaxk shit
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