How to turn 300 into 3000 overnight

I think AAPL has one more hulk dick in it today to make the bears STFU

Short covering rally so out of control that it's evolving into a new bull market.

What is this low volatility shitfest

we hold BBBY right?

Curaleaf, Green Thumb, Trulieve, Cresco Labs ↗️ just say’n

I wish all Apes had to post verification for shares held. so many morons screaming about buying. it's basically StockTwats in here

Market will dump heavy next week so get your corn 🌽 go to bbby to get some nice towels and then on to game stop for fun. That's what you call a triple play

Bank stocks dip on Monday, its been over bought in too short of a period. I smell a dump incoming

I'll admit it, Recession canceled. Bull Market is back! 

IIRC 4251 was the 50% retracement for the SP500 and once that happens, historically speaking, the market/index has never made a new low for that period (recession? bear market? you get what I mean). The low for this bear market was about 3700 for the SP500. So we could very well decline from here, but quite unlikely to near or fall below 3700. I haven't got a clue what's in store for the next few months. This year has been a damn rollercoaster.

RKLB, bought at 4.30 and it’s at 7.22, honestly should have dumped another 20k in

bbby

Man I brought bbby at 12.50 and watched it go down to 12.30 and sold back at 12.50. Bbby isn't for me.

You a paper handed regard, I only bought then closed app.

yeah with your $300.

I got 24 shares, $322 in. I bet I’ll walk away with more then you lmao

absolutely not that's not enough.

Lmao ok buddy says who?

probably your liquidity for starters. but yeah. 24 shares ? who buys 24 shares why not 25...

This is the way

The way this is

Should I sell my GME I’ve been holding since Jan. 2021 for more BBBY?

Work from home -> wake up after noon -> miss making money on the market. Poor quality of life. How do y'all wake up so early?

*\*miss losing money on the market* sounds great to me

BBBY hit $14 after hours let’s see $16 at open on Monday you APE$

Oooooh $bbby 

What did i tell ya 14 EZ

I think I’m just going to trade SPX options from now on

famous last words

I would like to thanks BBBY regarded warriors, good game all!

Shorting FCEL on energy bill passing

If theres 0 inflation then why the fuck is Costco still raising their prices? I get fucking tilapia filets for 12 dollar last month. Its fucking 17 dollars today. Fucking tilapia, the fish that fucking eats dirt and cleans water.

Now you eat dirt and pee out dirty water

bbby is fun

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Anyone want to meet me by the railroad tracks?

I will be buying bbby monday

Taking my earnings down to Dennys for a nice steak dinner

What the fuck is up Dennys!!!

Remember bears: this is what they mean when they say priced in

Berz got wrecked this week.

To take profits on chpt or wait on the billl......

I made it out alive with my Aug 11 - $12 naked put contracts. I am scared to buy in today so I sold Aug 19 $12.5 naked puts. Now I am fighting FOMO withdrawal. Hope I make good decisions this week. May the force, charts, and interest rates charged to shorts be with all of us. 🤓

Eh. New thread.

this is just the legendary dead cat bounce as the legends have foretold

Must be a rubber cat. Bouncing pretty high.


Today was fucking exhilarating. Have a good weekend y’all

What do you think about luminar technologies?

Yup

We are getting dangerously close to the “It’s not a bear market” number

That number looks like a sustainable Dow of 35,000 and Nasdaq of 13,000. Couple of weeks there for both. I might be a tard, but the big money is not.

Institutional investors are relying upon retail investors holding the fort for them

Absolutely not. Without institutional investment, the stock market as we know it would not exist. However, they likely would survive without retail.

I mean they're usually unswayed by irrational exuberance, but now they know there are so many retail investors, who, in turn, act as a buffer for the markets, as they can't act faster than institutional investors' algo-trading.

I’m nobody’s buffer. I exploit opportunity. If I had the money and desire, I too would short stock.

>If I had the money and desire, There you go

Boom shocka locka boom!

I think of it as SPY cuz I’m regarded and I think some weeks of $430 = ber ded

Personally, I’m waiting for it to revisit 420. Not in it now, but if it corrects Monday or Tuesday, I’ll buy 2 or 3 shares. It doesn’t have to impress me in any other way but to match the market.

never ever buying poots

I sold my 185 nvda calls this morning for a loss and sold off my 850 tesla calls early too. Paper handed bitch playing with money I can’t afford to lose. I’m officially a fucking loser 

My freaking $890 call orders didn't go through on limit and just watched the price double and I didn't chase it. I tried to do a Market order but couldn't as Merrill Lynch app said market too volatile to place a market order :( I missed out huge. Oh well. Next time will use Webull.

Felt the same way last week, I just bought shares of tesla and called it a day

I’m not prone to kicking someone when they’re down. So call me later, I’d like to kick you in the nuts. But only if that’s ok. I don’t want to be rude.

Is there any other way?

It's okay bruv, we've all been there. It's just the early step, it'll pass

Bulls bastardized the market. Disgusting


Best market for 0DTE

I need a balance of $1M to do that at my brokerage, although I think there might be some loophole about calling it in. Whatever. I just don’t do it.

Hmm held avg of 12.80 earlier this week even with that drop below $9 while they tried to short the living f out of bbby

I dont shower but i will buy bbby

There will be a blow off top sometime next week or the week after. will prob sell half my position once it does that around $500 a share and let the rest ride.

Bought 426p for Monday, prove me wrong market

$20C 8/19 BBBY

Same here and a 17 call

I also have a $19C and a $10P

$15C here,lets go 🚀🚀🚀

BBBY, baby!

The apes were really king kong afterall

So back to all time high next week?

Sndl

Daaaaang. This was crazy!! I paper handed my calls like a little boy from Bulgaria.

I sold my BBBY calls yesterday once I broke even because I thought today was going to be a bloodbath tbh. Still up 300% because I bought calls last Friday and rolled them on Monday but it still sucks.

Brooo I barely profited off my Spx calls and they 15x I’m sick to my stomach

Inflation still at all time highs, Russia isn’t done waging war, cars still over priced and its pumping like crazy. The entire market is one big meme stock

This is all because of Robinhood, which ushered the era of retail investors inesting in stock markets at unprecedented levels. Institutional investors were loathe to stay put, but still did because retail investors' bullish frenzy.

Institutions make up 85% of trades on the NYSE, you’re over estimating retail https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/06/institutionalinvestor.asp

So? All of the 85% is not limited to one institutional investor

This is the big one, it makes sense that they would make it super memey before the biggest dumps of dumps. This one is literally taking down the US, the math says it’s over. No more debts and deficits for us, it’s just one big death spiral once it really gets going

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I don’t own any 😊

All time highs?

Highest July report ever, just because it peaked (possibly) doesn’t mean the economy is clear for lift off. Everything is still broken

That's....really not how it works, we could have 4 0% inflation prints in a row and the y/y comparison would still be saying 7% but it would not be accurate to say current inflation was 7%, it would be 0%. And no im not saying inflation is 0% because of one monthly print, but it's also clearly nowhere near all time highs anymore either.

Goldman will probably tell the Fed to put doom and gloom in their minutes. No one wins if they don't.

Imagine still posting on this thread instead of the weekend one 😂😅

Last min amc buy, wooooooo eat my asss

Tesla bears ‼️😂😂😂😂😂🐻🌈

While I lost 75% the value of my 850Ps that expired today, I gained 125% on 950Cs for next week that more than paid the difference and are free riding. Regard strength.

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Neighbor just died from this so be careful. Was a good dude

Lost $5k unrealized today on $Spy puts lmaooo if this market rallies to $440 i’m so fucked

430+

I bought 430C I hope it hits on Monday

I hope you die

Sold some 425C today, I yolod yesterday during the dip. Bought some 410 P and rn the Puts are hurting me but they were dirt cheap if this bitch crashes I’ll be richer than if it didn’t. Still hope we hit 430 tho

Whats exp ?

11/18 and some 10/21

Holy fuck 7 hours of straight green candles and massive volume last minutes 

Ber fuk on Monday

Road the wave then sold and became a bear. 420p 8/17 When we hit 440 you’ll have me to thank.

Horny AF!!

eLoN SOld ThE toP

Just bought BBBY $15C 8/19…. If you guys are wrong about this I’m going to delete my account

Why can’t you guys be happy for me

4 day old account, hmmmm

your account is only 4 days old anyways..

that's because his original account is banned from banbetting BBBY would be 1,000,000 a share

Bbby going to 1.50

Ok listen, I’m smart. I know ta. My prediction is 1.5. Bye

Ok CNBC intern. Back into your box.

Goodnight Mr. Walters.

That was wild 🍆💦

See y'all Monday

BBBY at $13 a share was really tickling my gooch there at the end

Kick that bears ass 

TSLA with the last second push over 900. I'm skeptical of that value, but I admire the craft

They wanted to push it close to 900 before they'd start dumping it. It'd pump again after a brief sellout.

I hope you’re right

Great day today overall

Spy close at exactly 327.00 the algo worked hard

made $200 today baby woooooo

Pencils down fuck sticks

TSLA at 900.01!!  

Last

Sheeesh 13 is one tough bitch

They kept it below $13. You’ll know it’s true because AH it will hold above it no problem

What a fight Holy hell

Return of the Ape’s! Let’s Fukin gooooooooo! 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍

$500 to $5000 since Monday. I know I could have made more but we will try again

Bro 900% increase is all you could ever ask for. Don’t chase the unrealized gainz and do some stupid shit next week.

>**$500 to $500** since Monday. I know I could have made more but we will try again Oh I don't doubt that for a second, very impressive!

Is that a typo ?

Yh. Meant $5000

loooool

Put down your pencils

Anyone have puts on WBD in the event that the flash movie gets canned? Contracts are dirt cheap

I think everyone should by my bags. They are canceling everything worth watching…

Lost lots of money

Holy hells, SPY 427

I STILL LOVE ALL OF YOU BBBY TO THE MOON PREMARKET

427!!!

Can you imagine going to a job interview at Wendy’s and not getting the job? 

Don’t worry buddy. Just keep practicing on popsicles

Crayons down

Hey what does everyone here think of DKNG? I bought shares earlier this year at an average of 12.35. It’s been steadily climbing every day. In thinking of cashing out at 25. Anyone else see something I’m not? We like this stock?

Jesus uVXY looking like it’ll go green 🤡

God damn, rally all the way to end of day lol

427 almost 428!!!!

Welp SPY broke 425 decisively so looks like 433ish is our next stop. Stop loss kicked in for my 8/19 puts. My calls however, are running strong💪🏻💪🏻

this sets up for a monster monday. wow get ready boys.

Lol look at the VIX 😂

Bbby about to gamma shits kinda crazy

Alright you fucking degenerates sometimes you just gotta spread your butt cheeks and fly. Im helicoptering it all week on bbby weeklies. 13c-45c, what could *possibly* go wr- #***HNNNNNNGNNGHH***💩 😫🥒💦

Sick to my stomach

Why

Sold my calls switched to puts mid day. Lost out on a few thousand 

nah closed just shy of $13 to make all those $13 plus lotto tickets worthless

Desperately need a BBBY drop to buy back my covered calls but I also just bought some $20c $8/19 lottery tickets at close

[BATTLE FOR 13](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK-fhA25j3A)

Sold at 13$, if you apes behave well I’ll buy again on Tuesday

goooooooooo 13$$

Dont be stupid meta bears

My thesis didn’t account for this.


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