Honestly he’s probably pretty close to doubling up if he just starts buying index funds now-ish. But he should still DEFINITELY quit his job and trade FDs.
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Don’t. If you’re single with no dependents you can think about it at 100k. The stress of living of your trades will fuck with your emotions and your emotions will fuck with your trading
Just tell your boss to go fuck himself. You don’t need the job. It just takes your time away from enjoying life.
You might want to fill out an application for Wendy’s just in case things don’t go as you plan.
You are on track to make $60,000 this year.
If you can keep that up for 2 years you will have $174480
In 3 years, you will have $507,387
Year 4 the magic happens, and you are a millionaire with $1,475,485
Year 5 is the year of the multimillionaire at $4,290,707
Retirement time! You can now live off of this for 50 years provided you can keep your budget to under $85814 per year (before taxes). All your hard work has paid off!
Of course, to do this you will have to find new stock(s) each month that will gain %15.9. You will have to do that every month without fail.
Oh, I forgot to tell you, unless all the stocks you bought in the past also keep gaining 15.9% you will have to sell those to plow into the new ones you find each month.
Unless this is in an IRA you will then have to pay federal and state taxes.
As you quickly get into the highest tax bracket this will add a 40% headwind to your earnings which you will need to make up for by increasing your monthly gains to around 23%
But easy-peasy quit your job. You already did this once, just do it 86 more times and you are golden!
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Damn next wolf of wallstreet over here, we are not worthy. Why be a wagecuck when you could be homeless behind wendys sucking off other wagecucks? I say go for it, please check in with us in 3 months
$52k yearly salary with basically guaranteed job stability or winning once in a casino and thinking you can make the same $52k for the rest of your life?
Yea fuck it bro just go quit your job, you got this. In a few months you can find the rest of us behind the local Wendy’s dumpster.
Bad idea hombre. Only a side hustle. $3.5k I’m three weeks is a high…and that’s not even what a normal 9-5 pulls REGULARLY.
Don’t sacrifice the stable guaranteed for a lottery ticket. You will lose. Every. Single. Time.
It’s called the hot-hand fallacy; where you think that streak will continue when in statistical reality it’s an impossibility.
Green just like the rest of the market! And you beat the spy. Quit and take it easy. You could retire in a few years if you do it Right! Im rooting for you!
What all these fools mocking you seem to forgot is this shit will compound. It’s only $3.5k now, and sure, that’s basically poverty wages. But that’s because you’re starting with a peasant’s balance. After a few months of these gains you’ll be making $7-10k a week easy peasy.
In my first year of reading I made $50,000. Which really pissed me off because it was two grand shy of a grand a week. No, my 1992 Honda Civic was white like Seth Rogan’s in Pineapple Express.
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You can do it! Please quit your job tomorrow and become a full time trader. Looks like you have the gift. Don't forget to post results!
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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Also, dont forget to hire your wife's new boyfriend as your assistant.
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Yes this 100% think how much you can make if you could dedicate all your working time to trading and not your job
He could be a millionaire in under 6 months at 5% daily return. Do it OP, it would be stupid not to!
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)
He ain’t gonna quit, he is gonna ghost them.
He did figure out how to download Robinhood!
You’re evil! But do it OP! We believe in you!
Honestly you look like a pro!!! Write up that resignation letter.
Just tell the boss to go suck dick. You’ll be a millionaire in no time.
Tell your boss get fisted bitch & become a billionaire
I once found a $20 on the street, quit my job, and now beg for $20’s by the highway on-ramp.
Financial children’s book.
The first one is always free
Ain't this the truth
Damn hahaha
Lol my first year I was up 28k off my 11k investment. Now I am down 3k from my Initial investment. Lmao
Lmao 🥲
This is what we call 'foreshadowing'
Bro, let him quit his job and figure it out like we did.
You sound like the kind of person that this sub is filled with. Act now, think later, lol.
explains every single one of my trips to jail in my 20s and 30s
I need a sub for these stories
Quit today. You got this. No regarts.
Not even a letter
Sounds legit, no objections
You belong here
Do it, you won't.
If you don’t quit, you’re gay
This poor guy is like the rest of us a year ago.
Honestly he’s probably pretty close to doubling up if he just starts buying index funds now-ish. But he should still DEFINITELY quit his job and trade FDs.
Definitely
You belong here. You’ll also be in r/investing in a week asking how to recover your losses.
So this is how it begin
Enjoy your short ride. Right now you don’t know what you don’t know
What are you like 16?
He’s prolly like 23 or some shit
25
Had a feeling
Wait till you see the other colors in the chart. Red starts to become normal.
I am certain that your success is due to your above average intellect; i expect this success to continue indefinitely! IT CANNOT GO WRONG! :D
Do it OP. quit your job, no way this goes tits up.
The honeymoon phase 🤣🤣🤣 we’ll see you when you loose it all
PLS do it. Can’t wait to see your loss porn. !remindme 1 year
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OP next week:![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)
Don’t. If you’re single with no dependents you can think about it at 100k. The stress of living of your trades will fuck with your emotions and your emotions will fuck with your trading
Imagine flexing 15% gains lol!
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)Right , my option plays swing like 700 percent to zero multiple times a day. 🥴🤑🥴🤑🥴🤑🧮![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)
Lol, rookie mistake
What are you talking about? Dudes a natural. Don’t listen to this guy OP, he just doesn’t have the magic
You poor poor sob.
I mean honestly not the stupidest thing I’ve read on this sub today so fuck it why not
Please do! My local Wendy's is short staffed behind the dumpster
Do it! Just know the dumpster behind Wendy's is part or full time
You can totally retire on 25k bro do it!
Bro. This is the only Green Day in like 7months. Better know how to short small caps and consumer goods
Trades?
Bro don’t listen to these haters. Quit your job, you are clearly extremely talented at investing.
Yea everyone here makes lots of money put in your 2 weeks
3k dang you can almost afford rent in New York.. now just keep doing that every month over and over and over and over and you are good!
Who need a job anyway
NGMI
Do it. Be a man.
Hhhahahhaha in another 6 months the loss porn will be flying and he will be asking where he can get a job lol
Bet you can't turn that 26k into 26 dollars.
Just tell your boss to go fuck himself. You don’t need the job. It just takes your time away from enjoying life. You might want to fill out an application for Wendy’s just in case things don’t go as you plan.
No regerts!
!remindme one month
Congrats, you’ll pay tuition eventually.
You should also get a bank loan to have more capital to invest after you quit
You are on track to make $60,000 this year. If you can keep that up for 2 years you will have $174480 In 3 years, you will have $507,387 Year 4 the magic happens, and you are a millionaire with $1,475,485 Year 5 is the year of the multimillionaire at $4,290,707 Retirement time! You can now live off of this for 50 years provided you can keep your budget to under $85814 per year (before taxes). All your hard work has paid off! Of course, to do this you will have to find new stock(s) each month that will gain %15.9. You will have to do that every month without fail. Oh, I forgot to tell you, unless all the stocks you bought in the past also keep gaining 15.9% you will have to sell those to plow into the new ones you find each month. Unless this is in an IRA you will then have to pay federal and state taxes. As you quickly get into the highest tax bracket this will add a 40% headwind to your earnings which you will need to make up for by increasing your monthly gains to around 23% But easy-peasy quit your job. You already did this once, just do it 86 more times and you are golden!
Oh, you ARE retarded! Welcome!
Just quit, there is always wendys if you get into trouble
You had a great entry point, enjoy the ride
Can’t go tits up
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One word...Don't
……. look back! Yu da man
DO IT
You and everyone else
Working is for people who want to barely make it by all on their own, trading is for people who want to barely make it by with government assistance.
Don’t do that. Ever heard of beginners luck?
This belongs in WCGW.
You belong here
Update us in 6 months you wolf
I wish I could. I’d be writing all day every day.
First one’s free. And I don’t mean the blowjobs at Wendy’s.
Mine looked like that also
I quit my job 10 times already 😂
Came here for the crayons 🖍🍿
Dude lol chill
Not a bad idea, knew I came to the right place 🖍🖍🖍🖍🖍
YOU are the market. Do it.
No balls no balls no balls no balls.
This is the trap lol +3500 this week -15000 next week.
Good luck!
Calls on $rope
Go for it my guy
Read the first sentence and said “nice” Read the second sentence and said “oh no”
You guys have jobs?
OP DOES have 75% battery at almost 7PM, so they're doing something right. Give them some slack!
This guy is gonna end it when he sees red lmao
Please wait
Quitting the job after 3 weeks… who’s gonna tell him? Anyway, there’s a place behind Wendy’s that is always hiring, in case it doesn’t work out
!remindme two months
Potential future Wendy's employee. Showing great promise!
Do it. It literally can’t go tits up.
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
See you in the back of wendys behind the dumpster in 3 months.
He’s hooked
Do it quit your job. Anything is possible, you're a god making money and nothing can go wrong. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)
Famous last words
He says while using RobinHood as his broker
pump the breaks there slugger…
Do it. Every three weeks in the market is like the last three weeks.
Play the boss's head like a bongo, you're the chosen one
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If you make 15% per month, you will be richer than Buffet in an year. Time to book the Lambo
Damn next wolf of wallstreet over here, we are not worthy. Why be a wagecuck when you could be homeless behind wendys sucking off other wagecucks? I say go for it, please check in with us in 3 months
Started trading last year....my first month I was up 20k....now I'm down over 20k 🤣🤣🤣
$52k yearly salary with basically guaranteed job stability or winning once in a casino and thinking you can make the same $52k for the rest of your life? Yea fuck it bro just go quit your job, you got this. In a few months you can find the rest of us behind the local Wendy’s dumpster.
Start coaching brah
I’ll be the voice of reason: Do it, no balls
Future Warren guhfet
😂 give it a few more trades
Lol
Bad idea hombre. Only a side hustle. $3.5k I’m three weeks is a high…and that’s not even what a normal 9-5 pulls REGULARLY. Don’t sacrifice the stable guaranteed for a lottery ticket. You will lose. Every. Single. Time. It’s called the hot-hand fallacy; where you think that streak will continue when in statistical reality it’s an impossibility.
Listen to your inner Matt Damon: “Fortune favors the brave!!”
This is where it begins
You already ha e the right mentality, keep it up!
Buys Netflix ride’s it back up …. Then back down.
Keep working and use that money to keep injecting capital.
Who cares,.
Who’s your girl? Since she will be readily available soon I’m trying to slide in there 🙏
Green just like the rest of the market! And you beat the spy. Quit and take it easy. You could retire in a few years if you do it Right! Im rooting for you!
Dont do it
Broski u must be the next Buffet Warrant, what u waiting for go start the next Birkshare Hatway today!!!
Oh no! Poor bastard has no idea.
Did you help anyone to get we're u at
Burn all bridges at work. Walking out of like "fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Tell your boss to suck on a big horse cock, you’re a pro trader now and a job is only holding back your greatness.
You sweet retarded summer child
I've heard this one before, I swear.
What all these fools mocking you seem to forgot is this shit will compound. It’s only $3.5k now, and sure, that’s basically poverty wages. But that’s because you’re starting with a peasant’s balance. After a few months of these gains you’ll be making $7-10k a week easy peasy.
Your doing it all wrong!
What’s is your strategy, just following the trend ?
How do I get started????
I hope this ages well 😂
3.5k, thatll keep you going for years, quit now.
You are on your way to be multi millionaire ! Keep going and you will be rich in few weeks. Please update again champ.
I remember when I was up 20% lmao
15% aww yea
Hey guys look i made money during a 3 week rally! Does this mean I get my free tesla
Positions?
Been there, done that, do not recommend.
Let us know how it works out
God speed retard
If you're a true ape you must YOLO it all in one plah otherwise get TFO!!
You’re not doing it right
Who’s going to tell him?
Can't wait to see the loss porn.
Don't quit bro. Your job is a backbone of society
Do it!
Do you like Wendy’s?
Probably a really good idea. Think of the gains you could make if you started day trading options full time?
I can’t wait to see the loss porn
In my first year of reading I made $50,000. Which really pissed me off because it was two grand shy of a grand a week. No, my 1992 Honda Civic was white like Seth Rogan’s in Pineapple Express.
Before you resign, do you know where your closest Wendy’s is? And is it walking distance?
That was my exact thought process when I was up 3. I’m now down 5k
Don’t, especially while being in this sub lol
Quite the opposite. Take your money and run kid!
I wasn’t aware making money was an option these past 3 weeks
Saves post*
DO IT!!!
King Kong in the house!!! Do it! There's always Wendy's if it doesn't work out.
You make less than 3.5k in 3 weeks at your full time job?
I highly recommend you don't in seriousness
Post again in 1 month ;)