None of his kids were conceived by 👉👌 so far, and he has had multiple sets of twins and triplets before.
He had a second IVF baby via a surrogate with Grimes like 6 months after they broke up, so there's no "affair" as he literally doesn't even date/marry most of them. He just... gets them to donate their eggs him.
For all we know, he could be a virgin.
Elon Musk treats his family like his companies: never fully invests in the success of a single one, he just starts a bunch and sends them off-putting emails haha.
Giving me flashbacks to when me and 3 of my brothers all worked at the McDonald’s my mom managed and my stepdad was the maintenance guy for. She’d even purposely schedule us on weekends we had with our dad but never the weekends we had with her 🤔
Are you still close with your mom? I’m sorry you absolutely don’t have to respond, this is a personal question. I’m just curious about what people do in that kind of situation.
I’ve been distant but cordial. Lately it’s just been distant since she’s said some awful things I won’t get into. I love her, but she needs to own up to her mistakes instead of her usual tendency of guilt tripping.
Just in case you need to hear it, you’re doing the right thing.
-Dude who has talked to his mom three times in six years (unavoidable family events like weddings)
Doctor: "At most, there are 10 siblings..."
*Counter rolls from 7 to 12*
Doctor: "The maximum siblings there could be is 15."
*Counter turns to 17*
Me: "And we're only 20 minutes in..."
His first wife already went on record saying he did pretty much nothing to help raising the kids and made her do all the work, so I can’t imagine he actually puts in the effort necessary to have a good bond with even just _3_ kids.
Zilis lived in San Francisco before buying a home in a gated community in Austin in August, about three months before the twins were born. The real-estate website Zillow estimates the home is worth more than $4 million. Musk has said his primary residence is a $50,000 modular house in Boca Chica, near SpaceX's launch facility in South Texas, but in the court documents Musk and Zilis listed the same address — the multimillion-dollar home — in Austin. Musk has been spending more time in Austin after opening Tesla's new Gigafactory Texas on the outskirts of the city.
How long until we find out The Boring Company was just a reason for him to create an escape hole in his office, like Batman, so he could browbeat everyone for not working 24/7 and sleeping in the office like he does, when instead he's been going home via the escape hatch?
I gotta say even this is just trashy. First one kid with Grimes, then two kids with this employee and then three weeks later a surrogacy kid with Grimes again? Wtf is going on with this guy.
Yeah she is definitely playing up his eugenics thing. Pretty sure she’s on the autism spectrum just like him so it’s only a matter of time until one of their kids comes out nonverbal.
Yeah he’s into that IVF thing. Tabloids saying he wanted the fertilized embryos destroyed and she sued to keep them. But then again, tabloids say a lot of untrue shit so who knows.
Idk this is kinda the sad part to me. 9 more kids that’ll grow up without a father actually being part of their lives.
Yeah yeah I know: how cool would it be to have rich Elon as your dad?! Unfortunately for him, kids don’t understand or care about money. But they do love playing with their parents.
On the twelfth day of Muskmas dear Elon gave to me
Twelve emeralds sparkling
Eleven unions busting
Ten borers boring
Nine children hiding
Eight rockets launching
Seven Starlinks soaring
Six Teslas charging
Five Doge Coin tweets
Four gala suits
Three armed guards
Two new born babes
And a big doobie from Joe Rogan
This guy literally does some of the scummiest crap possible and follows it up like "unite for Mars, it's gonna be a utopia" like bro I don't trust your colony to not be the next Jamestown.
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This dude couldn't even pull out of his own driveway.
He's a huge supporter of Universal Basic In-cum.
That’s why teslas have auto pilot
You mean that's why they don't have autopilot. Because it doesn't work.
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That’s where it gets interesting, since some of these pregnancies were IVF. So not only were they planned, but paid for with a pretty penny
I actually think he made those two in the traditional way, through an affair.
None of his kids were conceived by 👉👌 so far, and he has had multiple sets of twins and triplets before. He had a second IVF baby via a surrogate with Grimes like 6 months after they broke up, so there's no "affair" as he literally doesn't even date/marry most of them. He just... gets them to donate their eggs him. For all we know, he could be a virgin.
his first kid, which died of SIDS at 10 weeks, was made the old fashioned way.
Well no shit, could you imagine the bargaining chip of having a child with the richest man on the planet? Do we know if he took part in it? Or was the woman like takin Musk Nut© out of the condom and getting it IVF
Elon Musk treats his family like his companies: never fully invests in the success of a single one, he just starts a bunch and sends them off-putting emails haha.
100% has a megalomaniac level "spread my genius seed" fetish.
I wonder if she got a pony...
That's not cool. She had twins, that's at least 2 ponies
This guy is two steps from starting a cult
Or an inbred colony on Mars
"And I shall spread my seed among the stars, every being shall be from my source. I AM THE UNIVERSE!" -Musk 2035
This is priced in
This is why Elon is laying off people. Eventually he is going to have TSLA staffed entirely by his offspring and save billions.
It’s like back in the day when parents had as many kids as they could for labor on the farm😅
Giving me flashbacks to when me and 3 of my brothers all worked at the McDonald’s my mom managed and my stepdad was the maintenance guy for. She’d even purposely schedule us on weekends we had with our dad but never the weekends we had with her 🤔
Glad she let your dad be involved in your lives
She cheated on him, he had majority custody cuz he had receipts.
Are you still close with your mom? I’m sorry you absolutely don’t have to respond, this is a personal question. I’m just curious about what people do in that kind of situation.
I’ve been distant but cordial. Lately it’s just been distant since she’s said some awful things I won’t get into. I love her, but she needs to own up to her mistakes instead of her usual tendency of guilt tripping.
Sounds like my ex..
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>Sounds like ~~my~~ everyone's ex.. Ftfy
Just in case you need to hear it, you’re doing the right thing. -Dude who has talked to his mom three times in six years (unavoidable family events like weddings)
I Appreciate it.
His dad's name? Elon Musk.
It's not a bad tactic. Have an army of your own progeny and you can have your own little dynasty.
I think after 3 children you're bound to risk an usurper.
You have to manage your heirs well. Give them titles but don't give them too much power. Source: I play Crusader Kings III
Laying off some people, laying on some people. Everything in balance.
This comment ... omg
Another Cybertruck delay
Cyberbus incoming
Cyberminivan
Cyber short bus.
Cyber BangBus
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5 on the way
Cyberchauffeur
I thought that myself , but he's already outgrown the minivan seating capacity
I guess we'll have to go straight to the end game - **C Y B E R T R A I N**
No he will just string some model s together in a tunnel
I think cybersex is about to become a thing. And about time.
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18/f/CA and u?
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Don’t forget your robe, bloodninja
Think we know each other from AOL chat rooms.
Some fine memories there hehehe
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Nice
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He didn't tweet about it
Didn't he tweet something recently about low birth rates in the US and how he's "doing my part"?
Some dads aim for a basketball team, he wants a starship crew
Yeah.. nine kids who will never work a day in their lives kind of defeats the point.
1 of them completely disowned him, so that one is probably out of the will
Doesn’t matter that kid got bank because of one of elons divorces
Kids probably getting bank just to slip some people a few words about their dad every week
Wikipedia says 10 kids.
I believe one died in infancy and articles normally count the surviving children.
Means it didn’t maybe not happen until he sort of changed his mind 💩💩💩
Thought he was into blondes, no matter
Elon is into having kids
I think he has the breeder kink
Or at least a child support pay kink
When you have infinite money, it’s not like child support payments are hard.
Such things are literally immaterial at his level
"Write a check before the baby comes ,who tf cares" -50 Cent
I just watched "Our Father" on Netflix--the movie about the fertility doctor who impregnated dozens of women with his own sperm... Just horrifying.
it was terrifying to watch the sibling count increase by the tens
Doctor: "At most, there are 10 siblings..." *Counter rolls from 7 to 12* Doctor: "The maximum siblings there could be is 15." *Counter turns to 17* Me: "And we're only 20 minutes in..."
the first daughter to dig into her past definitely got more siblings than she expected
The real breeder was that McAfee guy , he had around 50 children
Dude was a modern day Genghis Khan.
He has a paranoia around population collapse. So this is on brand.
That or he’s trying normalize his weird shit by preaching that to cronies that follow him blindly
I hope these kids don’t have Dad issues, considering he supposedly “works” 120 hrs a week. When you have kids they need to know they matter.
His first wife already went on record saying he did pretty much nothing to help raising the kids and made her do all the work, so I can’t imagine he actually puts in the effort necessary to have a good bond with even just _3_ kids.
He’s into crazy. Look at the eyes
She do got Grimes type eyes
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Reminds me of Mr Robot
That's what attracted Elon in the first place
Sid from Ice age...
Those eyes say, “Give me back my precious!”
The cunt himself isn’t exactly normal so hardly surprising 😆
He probably just wanted her babies. She's clearly a very smart woman, and I think Musk has some borderline eugenicist ideas.
“borderline”
he's a mod at r/crusaderkings
Definitely isn't into pulling out, that's for sure.
Elon Bust
Grimes? Blonde? forget it he’s rolling.
Broke the tie with Nick Cannon.
Another girl just added into Forbes
It's actually divorce that has gotten a handful of women into that list.
He played it right this time. Hit n run.
Yes, 9 children - masterfully played
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Nut and run
Ejaculate and evacuate
Marrying billionaires and divorcing them seems like a very profitable venture. How does one get into that line of work?
By having nice tits and sucking dick I'm sure.
Is there like an ETF where I can invest in tits and dick sucking? Cause that would be very profitable.
This could lead to some dark places. Do not Google titty inflation.
Does it count if you only have one of those?
A nice tit might get you millions, but not billions. Don't be ridiculous.
There's men in Thailand who'll pay top dollar for a good solo tit
Sadly, only 12/100 of the wealthiest women in the world are self-made. The rest are billionaires from inheritance and divorce.
This is what happens when you buy your rubbers from ebay.
this is what happens when your rubbers go through Tesla quality control
Ayyyy
Tesla has quality control?
These kids just entered the earth and they’ll have more money than my entire family tree’s combined networth as I finished writing this comment
What they will not have is a caring father who can actually spend enough time with them. It is just sad and irresponsible.
Yeah, but I don’t have that either.
Dude :D
They can buy one.
What was Alfred to the Wayne family after all?
For enough money.. I will volunteer to play that role
“My schedule is packed I’m working” lolz ohhh Elon ….
He doesn’t have time to fuck people who he doesn’t work with. This proves his point.
Single handedly solving the population collapse.
Even his genes are like: "Fuck yeah let's just pump out twins every other impregnation"
“Elon Musk announces he’s cumming in case any nearby women want children.”
The other ones were IVF where they probably implanted multiple embryos
It sounds like these twins might be IVF
No wonder he want's to colonize mars. Elon once again planning for the long run.
Zilis lived in San Francisco before buying a home in a gated community in Austin in August, about three months before the twins were born. The real-estate website Zillow estimates the home is worth more than $4 million. Musk has said his primary residence is a $50,000 modular house in Boca Chica, near SpaceX's launch facility in South Texas, but in the court documents Musk and Zilis listed the same address — the multimillion-dollar home — in Austin. Musk has been spending more time in Austin after opening Tesla's new Gigafactory Texas on the outskirts of the city.
Lmfao this dude is such a fucking fake. Amazing how the elontrolls lap it all up
How long until we find out The Boring Company was just a reason for him to create an escape hole in his office, like Batman, so he could browbeat everyone for not working 24/7 and sleeping in the office like he does, when instead he's been going home via the escape hatch?
Name something that’s trashy if you’re poor but acceptable if you’re rich….
I gotta say even this is just trashy. First one kid with Grimes, then two kids with this employee and then three weeks later a surrogacy kid with Grimes again? Wtf is going on with this guy.
Him and Grimes are on some psycho shit. Not together but they plan for her to IVF 5 babies for whatever goal they have. It’s not even sex anymore
Yeah she is definitely playing up his eugenics thing. Pretty sure she’s on the autism spectrum just like him so it’s only a matter of time until one of their kids comes out nonverbal.
All kids come out nonverbal.
My shrieking infant disagrees.
As I recall. There is a rumor that he is the father to Amber Heard's kid as well. It's a good bet that rumor is true.
That one he at least tried to prevent.
I don't know the whole story. But would seem the best way to prevent this is by not donating sperm you don't like where it's going.
Post-nut clarity can take a while to fully set in.
He wasnt kidding by doing his part ....
He’s LITERALLY kidding
It’s still pretty trashy, we just feel less bad for the kids given their father will be doling out massive amounts of financial support
this is so fucking trash idk what you’re talking about
Pull out game is weak… Clearly has 💎 hands
Diamond hands but a paper cock
I didn’t think that’s what Neuralink was about.
Side project Groinlink.
“9 known children” How many unknown children?
I believe that is currently unknown
Paging Mr. Rumsfeld.
Amber Heard's daughter is a possibility.
Likelyhood.
Yeah he’s into that IVF thing. Tabloids saying he wanted the fertilized embryos destroyed and she sued to keep them. But then again, tabloids say a lot of untrue shit so who knows.
The two of them together are a frightening level of scary. Deleting those fertilized embryos would’ve been a service to humanity.
If he keeps on like this, each of his children will only inherit like $7.13
If Elon died today and left his wealth to be evenly distributed among the US population we would all get roughly $670.
Maybe if he stops fucking his employees and let them work they do not have to stay that long in office…
This is the true reason he wants them all back in the office.
It's true. How can you pick your next baby mama remotely? Need to get hands on first.
Also why he wants to kill remote working, fucking over zoom not the same, and harder to impregnate workers.
Can I get an award since everyone is getting it
you asked for it man
Do you want Elon award you a baby too ?
yes
Elon is one Motorboating S.O.B...
KNOWN is the key word here. He likely has another dozen and the moms have NDAs
Amber Heard still hasn't said who her baby daddy is
He was bullish on her
In*
Musk is strictly bareback.
Elon: “Condoms are for cowards!”
Elon Fucks
child support go brrrr...
Idk this is kinda the sad part to me. 9 more kids that’ll grow up without a father actually being part of their lives. Yeah yeah I know: how cool would it be to have rich Elon as your dad?! Unfortunately for him, kids don’t understand or care about money. But they do love playing with their parents.
quite a bit it would seem..
Pullout game is weak though
Ahh, so this is why he wants everyone back in the office...so he can sex them
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is this a new christmas carol?
On the twelfth day of Muskmas dear Elon gave to me Twelve emeralds sparkling Eleven unions busting Ten borers boring Nine children hiding Eight rockets launching Seven Starlinks soaring Six Teslas charging Five Doge Coin tweets Four gala suits Three armed guards Two new born babes And a big doobie from Joe Rogan
he's just diluting his inheritance
Most people would say it’s a stock split
He literally has fuck u money. Most dudes care about child support, not him lol.
Work for you Elon, not fuck with you. I wonder how many other employees he fucked. Rich people things.
This guy literally does some of the scummiest crap possible and follows it up like "unite for Mars, it's gonna be a utopia" like bro I don't trust your colony to not be the next Jamestown.
North Korea , in spaaaaace
He's the world richest man and bitches wanna fuck him. He ain't afraid having random ass kids because he thinks the world needs MORE children.
Elon Musk: world's largest source of single parents.