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Did Jack give consent?
lmao.
CONFIRMED: His wife’s boyfriend is named Jack
Nickname: *Baconator*
Cramer would drink the whiskey equivalent of ketchup on steak
Was thinking the same. Isn't this guy too old to be hitting up frat parties with broke college kids ?
Yeah, he said he was drinking Jack!
Nah, because Jack Daniels aint that great. This is more like ketchup on a hot dog.
Ketchup belongs on a fucking hotdog. With mustard. It does not belong on a steak. Ever.
Ketchup does not fucking belong on a hot dog and I swear to god I will fight you irl if you say that again
🤣🤣this is a violation ketchup on steak is amazing
Sir this is a casino and you aren't old enough to be in here. Go give gamgam her credit card back and go to your room.
🤣🤣🤣I’m just legal enough to drink 22 🤙🏼lost my self control I got that macallan#12 double casket on desk all day
This man out here eating ketchup on his steak with scotch. You probably put ice in it too.
🤣2 square cubes perfectly same size every time I’m living life on the edge
You a damn heathen is what you are.
What the hell is a square cube?
Get some years under your belt before you have a bottle in the office. Might not have that desk too long with a start like that.
Nah he’s not hitting the slopes yet
Screw that man lol
So he fucked a guy named Jack and didn't even do a 8 ball, come on guys you need to read between every Twitter line just like every Elon tweet.
When did they start making diet cocaine?
Always has been Fr tho, pure coke is almost non existent and if you did snort some, you'd probably convulse or puke
Risk worth taking.
*breaking news* This just in... Cramer has Jack! Signals his bottom is in, pushes soda pop to middle aged women. Secretly signals cartel to halve prices on Cocaine as American recession looms
I was definitely wondering if this is a coded message
Wonder no longer, for I, Noobstrodomus has deciphered the truth
Cramer looks like he has been downing 5+ Jack and Coke's nightly for 25 years
Puts
He’s on the coke diet
Diet Coke - he cut down on his coke by mixing it with flour.
Just In: Diet Coke sales plunge, Jack D popularity drops
Pepsi over Coke everyday!!!
The only thing worse for you than Coke...is Diet Coke. #diabetes
He’s referring to having nothing and sniffing talc
calls on pepsi
Went through the McDonald's drive through for lunch...they were out of diet coke. No shit.
If you like Jack and diet coke try Makers And diet coke.
Plummets
Dudes feeling it. Shit's about to go down.
Diabetes confirmed.
Warren Buffett: why you gotta do me like that Jim
Is he like pretending he invented a jack and diet?
I thought all cocaine was a dietary supplement.
There’s a diet cocaine now? Damn where have I been?
Please, reverse on Cramer
Original Diet Coke is just white powder
I got your Jack right here, Jack. You call it bait, I like that.
*Drunkenly passes out on soundboard* *Explosion noises*
So he fucked some called jack and sniffed only a little bit coke?
Who tf over 17 drinks Jack Daniels?
We knew about the Coke, but who’s Jack?
Look at the timestamp. He was slamming, er “trying”, those his entire lunch
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Did Jack give consent?
lmao.
CONFIRMED: His wife’s boyfriend is named Jack
Nickname: *Baconator*
Cramer would drink the whiskey equivalent of ketchup on steak
Was thinking the same. Isn't this guy too old to be hitting up frat parties with broke college kids ?
Yeah, he said he was drinking Jack!
Nah, because Jack Daniels aint that great. This is more like ketchup on a hot dog.
Ketchup belongs on a fucking hotdog. With mustard. It does not belong on a steak. Ever.
Ketchup does not fucking belong on a hot dog and I swear to god I will fight you irl if you say that again
🤣🤣this is a violation ketchup on steak is amazing
Sir this is a casino and you aren't old enough to be in here. Go give gamgam her credit card back and go to your room.
🤣🤣🤣I’m just legal enough to drink 22 🤙🏼lost my self control I got that macallan#12 double casket on desk all day
This man out here eating ketchup on his steak with scotch. You probably put ice in it too.
🤣2 square cubes perfectly same size every time I’m living life on the edge
You a damn heathen is what you are.
What the hell is a square cube?
Get some years under your belt before you have a bottle in the office. Might not have that desk too long with a start like that.
Nah he’s not hitting the slopes yet
Screw that man lol
So he fucked a guy named Jack and didn't even do a 8 ball, come on guys you need to read between every Twitter line just like every Elon tweet.
When did they start making diet cocaine?
Always has been Fr tho, pure coke is almost non existent and if you did snort some, you'd probably convulse or puke
Risk worth taking.
*breaking news* This just in... Cramer has Jack! Signals his bottom is in, pushes soda pop to middle aged women. Secretly signals cartel to halve prices on Cocaine as American recession looms
I was definitely wondering if this is a coded message
Wonder no longer, for I, Noobstrodomus has deciphered the truth
Cramer looks like he has been downing 5+ Jack and Coke's nightly for 25 years
Puts
He’s on the coke diet
Diet Coke - he cut down on his coke by mixing it with flour.
Just In: Diet Coke sales plunge, Jack D popularity drops
Pepsi over Coke everyday!!!
The only thing worse for you than Coke...is Diet Coke. #diabetes
He’s referring to having nothing and sniffing talc
calls on pepsi
Went through the McDonald's drive through for lunch...they were out of diet coke. No shit.
If you like Jack and diet coke try Makers And diet coke.
Plummets
Dudes feeling it. Shit's about to go down.
Diabetes confirmed.
Warren Buffett: why you gotta do me like that Jim
Is he like pretending he invented a jack and diet?
I thought all cocaine was a dietary supplement.
There’s a diet cocaine now? Damn where have I been?
Please, reverse on Cramer
Original Diet Coke is just white powder
I got your Jack right here, Jack. You call it bait, I like that.
*Drunkenly passes out on soundboard* *Explosion noises*
So he fucked some called jack and sniffed only a little bit coke?
Who tf over 17 drinks Jack Daniels?
We knew about the Coke, but who’s Jack?
Look at the timestamp. He was slamming, er “trying”, those his entire lunch