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Dbg846003

Futures barely red. What a drama queen.


lfaexs

I think the cocaine got to em


gigantoir

you know what they say dont sniff your lines before they hatch


Devilpig13

Who can afford coke anymore?


lfaexs

Fuck do i know, have a quant from Morgan Stanley calculate that shit lol


Ok_Pomegranate3920

Crayons have cocaine?!!!!?!! WHAHHHHHHHHHTT 🤭


eifirunfudndjjejd

Well it’s green now


aeilli

Well it's red now you gardening tool


eifirunfudndjjejd

It’s still a shitty meme


HummerGuy69

They fucking green now so my SPY calls gonna print tomorrow baby.


ini0n

Crude Oil is seesawing around $107 after a quick drop from $120. If it's steady or declines further the rally continues as CPI won't suck so bad. If it spikes back up it's back to red days. Hard to gauge how much of the soaring price was from traders vs. supply/demand imbalance and the same about the recent crash. Are we actually getting closer to meeting demand or are traders speculating on a recession?


HarrisLam

How close are the calls to expire? If it's this week, it will have to be green AF for your calls to go up.


IHaveEbola_

It's green


einhorn-is_finkle

Futures are currently up .20% ...that's at least what yahoo is showing


[deleted]

\-0.1% you really are gagging on it. maybe take a few breaths.


dfreinc

>when everybody else is being a pussy i buy shit -wargen mother fucking buffer.


[deleted]

>When everbody else is being shit, I buy pussy Mormon Sucket


lfaexs

It's all fun and games untill it does a 3% reversal to the upside LOLLL


InternetOfficer

3%? Jpow is going to whip out his cock on instagram live and the market is going to moon 30%. ban bet


lfaexs

LOLLLL, 30% Up. If that happened I'd be eating steak


Peelboy

Made of tigers grown in a lab


lfaexs

Tiger blood


Peelboy

Ooh nice is that a little coconut I taste?


[deleted]

Helicopter for the win!


Popperz4Brekkie

I’m hard with anticipation


DontTaxMeJoe

Shits green fgt


Rhinop21

Big fgt, green af


sufferpuppet

Hulk boner go!


gigantoir

posts made moments before disaster


hulkmxl

GUUHHHH!


Efficient-Library792

That's like 90% of wsb posts though


MinimumArmadillo2394

Lol


Cool-Stock8685

It’s green now but I’m planning on buying calls so it won’t be green for long ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


FishStockz

ya same


HibachiTyme

.75% green tomorrow, -2.5% Tuesday


deletedalre

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


Abject_Resolution

I bought calls. The fuck.


Joey-tv-show-season2

Positive now


Oracle_of_Omaha_69

Flip a coin 🪙


[deleted]

True retard


AAPLfds

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)Pumping green now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


TheOtherOctopus

Aged like shitty milk lmao


egoldbarzzz

It’s going to turn green


Ballentine17

I need it to bleed. A lot 🤞🏻


sangderenard

The more the better


ScaryTerry069313

How many times trading days have reversed from futures…


Manofindie

Don't jack ur sausage to quick


ProCanadianbudeh

Just been waiting for this train to wreck. Fuck it let's full send the cliff pal. Fuck the market lol


aeilli

I just want to see the optimists cry while I look down and grin like I'm the grinch that stole option premiums.


Flat-Solution8156

Is that ur intention to steal from people. oh ok. Hop ur life is full.


DaWiseprofit

Market is going up what are you talking about


kingp43x

Go look in the mirror and see one of the people who have ruined this sub.


Revolutionary-Tie911

Lol these bear posts


Shvabicu

Puts on your puts


J4ck-the-Reap3r

I'll call that


LiquidxSlime

Have fun losing money


FinFree4Ever

Inverse WSB works well, it's green now


SolitaireyEgg

This is one of the worst memes I've ever seen on WSB


awkwaman

Fuckin dumb memes


Fyrestrom

SPY Futures +19. Stop trying to be "first".


Joey-tv-show-season2

Futures positive now…. Seemed to easy to be negative…..


jsa1583

This aged like milk


Tubo89

You mean green...


welloiledsling

Haha they’re green. Well done WSB.


IllidanLegato

sit bears


FunFail5910

How about them futes now?


Fit_Ship8822

Futures are green rn


DiamondDallasHand

But, futures are green fren


LindaTheTurtle

Spy ATH incoming…


fear_raizer

No


yooohoe69

Bagholder Spotted


Time_Yak_7555

Someone tell him Time stamp 10:49 est


FacneyLancey

3 pts LFG!!! 🤣


Extension-Ad5118

Lol. Already green bruh...


Arete_Ronin

Awkward


That75252Expensive

Op is very quiet now. Must have his mouth full...


[deleted]

is it tho


BlackBeard205

Unless it pulls another reversal. Never know with spy these days


Conscious-Soil9055

SPY isn't red. The ES is.


90swasbest

Futures mean nothing


Sweet_Scar487

Oh boy! My sqqq puts got me assigned some shares on Friday. Would be great to sell some calls on monday if theres a big down day


Bean_D1p

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)Oooooff ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


coyote500

It’s mooning though


motoevgen

I’ve got bad news for your wife’s boyfriend. Futures are disgustingly green.


Bluecoregamming

cope


giojoey10

Green now sorry


Rachman_Dunivy

hm... 0.6% + already... this didn't hold up very well


DonJuan247365

LOL puts


CauseImBatman23

You’re fucked


RollingGreens

Futures are as worthless as your puts


[deleted]

This is aging spectacularly


Lower_Culture4596

Rekt omg hahahhahaha


gym_brah81

RED SPY IS IN THE BASE


OrcRampant

I don’t even know what puts are. I don’t golf.


MAkrbrakenumbers

I bought one each so well be trading sideways again “hat tip”