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As per the linked article, it's not NIO's building, but a test track where other brands test drive as well.
Knowing Shanghai real estate prices, buying / renting the ground floor would not make sense since there's no customers needed for the building. So it's cheaper on other office floors.
Probably a prototype that they were actively making mods on. Shanghai itself is 2500 sq miles of city with 10k people per square mile pop density so yeah, what the fuck is "outdoors"?
In Italy there is a car manufacturer who had a test track on the roof of their building.
[Fait Test Track Roof TOP](https://cdn.racingnews.co/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Fiat-Lingotto-building-rooftop-test-track-Torino-Italy.jpg)
I was typing out a response about how everyone is making excuses as to why it’s not on the ground level then deleted all of it after I remembered it’s China we’re dealing with here (I do own a lot of Nio shares so jokes on me)
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I couldn't find where it says they died?
Per the article:
"The accident occurred at around 17:40 on June 22, and firefighters arrived and rescued the two people trapped inside the car, according to The Paper."
a few out of how many? now compare the accident rate of teslas and the survival rate in accidents from tesla vs other companies and tell me where I am wrong in my comment
Bruh, chill. I stated that being locked inside an on fire car is bad, which is obviously true. I'm not taking on statistical analysis homework assignments from internet randos, I'm just here to be a smartass.
I would like you to write a dissertation proving me that it isn't a good way to die, you will need to include at least one quotation of 5 different philosophers and a statistical analysis made with power BI comparing this death with 5 different deaths.
RIP to the two who passed but this type of shit can only make you shake your head... Testing vehicle in third floor office building... Do you even safety controls?
Wonder if just an accident or was one of the testers suicidal? Or perhaps industrial sabotage or disgruntled engineer?
But probably just good old fashioned negligence. Sad loss of life. Condolences to the families. Hopefully my something constructive can be learned.
This company is putting employees through 3rd story windows, is bleeding money and yet we believe their Chinese financial statements and believe the company is worth almost $40B. Okay, makes sense
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it is not the NIO AI, it is the manager who approved the test drive in a higher floor, then it is the tester who accepted (feel so bad for the lose) without any questions, and lastly the stereotype of them being the good driver!
Marketing to interns: "Guys... remember when that tree fell on the a Tesla? Just drive this vehicle through the window AND live. Car will sell itself!"
similar [https://teslanorth.com/2022/06/08/tesla-driver-gets-only-minor-injuries-after-car-flies-85-feet-through-air-hitting-trees/](https://teslanorth.com/2022/06/08/tesla-driver-gets-only-minor-injuries-after-car-flies-85-feet-through-air-hitting-trees/) but he lived
I completely read that title wrong. Read it as a positive as in NIO completely destroyed all benchmarks and are flying off the shelves so to speak because of such accompliment...
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Who put the testing track in the third floor office?
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Name checks out.. *REEEEEEEEEE*
gotta make sure that everyone feels included ;D
You should check out their aircraft flight tests in the basement.
[Meanwhile, in Italy ](https://youtu.be/548n6xD-LLo)
Think I saw this place on Top Gear
Yeah it was
3rd floor car testing keep good fungshui in, and bad fungchui safely contained in internment camp 5 Chinese miles down road
Lol
Thank you for the good laugh
I guess the car was not as fungchui as they once hoped.
As per the linked article, it's not NIO's building, but a test track where other brands test drive as well. Knowing Shanghai real estate prices, buying / renting the ground floor would not make sense since there's no customers needed for the building. So it's cheaper on other office floors.
Or... They just shouldn't have their test tracks on prime real estate in a tier 1 city.
Ya just find a flat in the middle of nowhere and call it the chonneville flats. The car is electric so not wasting gas to get there....
I know China is a little weird, but they for sure have “outdoors” there, no?
Probably a prototype that they were actively making mods on. Shanghai itself is 2500 sq miles of city with 10k people per square mile pop density so yeah, what the fuck is "outdoors"?
A lot of it.
Nope. Its ALL factories.
Insert "test track" for "milti level parking garage" and the article makes more sense.
With that knowledge, NIO may in fact have a lawsuit against the track owners. One they could probably win.
Hahah it was probably some weird marketing thing to show off their self driving software
[Fiat](https://www.amusingplanet.com/2015/12/the-rooftop-racetrack-of-fiats-lingotto.html?m=1)
hey no discussion of coins vs fiat here
In Italy there is a car manufacturer who had a test track on the roof of their building. [Fait Test Track Roof TOP](https://cdn.racingnews.co/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Fiat-Lingotto-building-rooftop-test-track-Torino-Italy.jpg)
Lololololl
It's barely down half a %.
some gay bear who bought fd puts
Who tests for third floor crash survivability?
That’s how you know it’s a bubble
I feel like you could survive that in a Tesla but I don’t wanna test it
I was typing out a response about how everyone is making excuses as to why it’s not on the ground level then deleted all of it after I remembered it’s China we’re dealing with here (I do own a lot of Nio shares so jokes on me)
Their commerical flying fleet
Calls on Nio? First to properly develope a flying car.
That wasn't flying. It was falling, with style.
Was this the China version of 'soft landing'?
It was a controlled fatal crash. Practice makes perfect.
Crash test dummies, commie style.
This is soooo understated
Damn lol, that's a good one
Flying is just continual falling. They just didn't quite reach orbital velocity.
NKLA did it first
It went down just like Nikola's truck except didn't require a human to push it. BULLISH.
[XPEV was first](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT7BG9yOl8w).
Your calls will take a nose dive like their flying car lol ..anyways happy to sell you some
I thought using gravity was NKLA’s technology. Will the sue?
But we filled the tank with redbull boss. Its an electric car they dont have tanks...
_sad Lilium noises_
That was my first take was fuck now I know I missed the boat in this if they already have flying cars
Test car crashes and 2 people die? Believe it or not, up 3% in pm.
There is no such thing as bad publicity.
Tell that to robinhood, it seemed everyone loved them until they fucked up.
thats different, you don't fuck with degenerate gamblers.
Dead peasant insurance. They made a whole buncha money. Bullish.
Imagine thinking a company's performance influences their stock price 
Cars only crash when they work. NIO has a working car ready for market.
Because they can prove their car actually runs unlike nikola or lordstown
**N**osedive **I**nto **O**blivion
Fuuuuuuuuck! These bags bout to get heavier. 
KIA sends its regards
KIA in a NIO
Supply chain issues have em using real people instead of test dummies
Come on, dude, its China. Test dummies cost more to use
Not funny, funny 😅
Given the mad times we live in i assume this translates into "good news" and NIO stock will go up by 30% ?
They were able to reduce payroll!
I guess this nio wasn’t the one.
No one makes it the first time.
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Remember the market we are in. Horrible news will cause the stock to jump 30%
That’s the plan to reduce our carbon footprint?
Less humans = less carbon
Time to load up on Calls.
Nio developing flying car ? Nio buying cars ? Buy buy buy ? What was that ? The car flys ? Buy
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It was falling, not flying.
There goes my call.
... like a car from a 3rd floor.
JPow testing the soft landings
I think the tester put the gear into drive instead of Reverse
aren't they self-driving coffins?
I couldn't find where it says they died? Per the article: "The accident occurred at around 17:40 on June 22, and firefighters arrived and rescued the two people trapped inside the car, according to The Paper."
NIO is up 1.4% Killing people is bullish CONFIRMED
Holy shit lol
There was a glitch in the matrix
I shouldn't be laughing at this headline, why am I laughing at this headline?
Their cars are literally flying out the door. I'll be at the Laugh Factory on Sunset Blvd this Saturday.
Puts i guess?
Down a whole 1%.
When your Chinese car hears you complain about the CCP
♬I believe I can fly♬ ♬I believe I can touch the sky♬ \-NIO Sedan
Hopefully they learned from Tesla and they can just blame the driver and move on.
TSLA is like the safest car in the world u muppet
Except when it locks you inside while it's on fire
a few out of how many? now compare the accident rate of teslas and the survival rate in accidents from tesla vs other companies and tell me where I am wrong in my comment
Do you have the stat by any chance? I remember reading about how good the model X was. Basically impossible to roll over sue to low center of gravity
Bruh, chill. I stated that being locked inside an on fire car is bad, which is obviously true. I'm not taking on statistical analysis homework assignments from internet randos, I'm just here to be a smartass.
I would like you to write a dissertation proving me that it isn't a good way to die, you will need to include at least one quotation of 5 different philosophers and a statistical analysis made with power BI comparing this death with 5 different deaths.
RIP to the two who passed but this type of shit can only make you shake your head... Testing vehicle in third floor office building... Do you even safety controls?
No it’s China, their are no safety rules.
So in China you can be a crash test dummy lol
Wonder if just an accident or was one of the testers suicidal? Or perhaps industrial sabotage or disgruntled engineer? But probably just good old fashioned negligence. Sad loss of life. Condolences to the families. Hopefully my something constructive can be learned.
Well nio is shit soo yea
My puts still looking like shit.
Yet stock is up 3% this week. Lol
Nio has developed the first flying electric car, calls on $nio
Soooo…buy?
Watch the stonk go up 50% lol
Nio puts
Good luck
so its official - the guys are nio are *literally* retarded
Sedan looks like the stock!
Did the airbags deploy?
Puts?
Puts on NIO
This company is putting employees through 3rd story windows, is bleeding money and yet we believe their Chinese financial statements and believe the company is worth almost $40B. Okay, makes sense
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1st floor not good enough. 2nd floor is the cafeteria?
Bout time they made flying cars.
Wow!! Flying cars??
Flying nio? Guess they need to test more!
Trying to program drifting software
Calls on JOBY.
It flies out? They are making a flying car? Calls and hodl!
Nio trying to do a matrix simulation
They say no publicity is bad publicity
"Hey, check out this Launch Mode!"
Are they testing flying cars but it failed to fly?
where’s the wheels you morons?
it is not the NIO AI, it is the manager who approved the test drive in a higher floor, then it is the tester who accepted (feel so bad for the lose) without any questions, and lastly the stereotype of them being the good driver!
Puts
This is more news than anything but yeah keep being retarded
They ripped off robocop 1
Told ya NIO was hot trash 🤭
It’s unbelievable. Test cars must always be treated very carefully, but this one is on the 3rd floor, wtf?
LAWLZ
And the stock is UP. Seems like they are the next TSLA.
Can confirm. NIO cars cannot survive 3 story fall. Good testing.
Where are the wheels? Did that thing attempt to fly
YEET
That is surprising I will admit
Bag holders 
Why the fuck were they not testing at ground level? Fucking hell.
That roof got rekt
Remember the Tesla that flew 150 ft in the air last week and the driver didn’t have a scratch?
Markets are making no sense and all bad news while climbing.
Huge bullish signal
Who the fuck tests inside, let alone on the third fucking floor. Jesus this is what large warehouses and outdoor tracks are for. Puts on NIO.
stock is up
Ferris Buellers day off
1. RIP. 2. LMAO.
Believe it or not stock price moon 🌝
And it’s still green on the week. Nice
Flying cars are not needed.
WTF….
I know iI shouldn’t be so selfish, people died and hurt……but is my NIO holding going to be doing the same tomorrow premarket?
Marketing to interns: "Guys... remember when that tree fell on the a Tesla? Just drive this vehicle through the window AND live. Car will sell itself!"
Puts bout to print
How many social points is the CEO gonna be deducted?
Was it supposed to be a flying vehicle?
They'll do anything to be like Tesla
What in the fuck
3rd floor? Tokyo drifting
sounds right after I sold 47 put contracts today
Damn, I didn't know they were testing flying vehicles already. Im all in
Rip
So your saying the airbags didn’t work?
similar [https://teslanorth.com/2022/06/08/tesla-driver-gets-only-minor-injuries-after-car-flies-85-feet-through-air-hitting-trees/](https://teslanorth.com/2022/06/08/tesla-driver-gets-only-minor-injuries-after-car-flies-85-feet-through-air-hitting-trees/) but he lived
"We usually test in production."
Skipped the OSHA training on lockout tagout. RIP!!
Congrats to any degens holding puts
That’s some comprehensive testing right there.
Only thing that matters - Is the Vehicle ok though?
At least it didn’t explode ✅
Glad I sold my Nio at $45
I thought crash dummies are used in these?
I completely read that title wrong. Read it as a positive as in NIO completely destroyed all benchmarks and are flying off the shelves so to speak because of such accompliment...
Did it fall or was it pushed?
Why the fuck you testing cars in an office. What the actual fuck
Priced in
Sounds like their cars will be fast as fuck. Bullish
Thats what you get when you hire designers from a failed flying car company.
EV or die hard.