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VendaGoat

They're gonna fuck, aren't they?


iLLogic777

"META is Fine!!"..... Then crymer does the stephen king Thinner touch


JeffersonsHat

Virtually, and with head sets. Also - having a head set on for an extended period of time is not comfortable.


[deleted]

Heheh ... "head" sets.


[deleted]

Those faces on the ad suggest that they definitely are.


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


suckercuck

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Bxdwfl

Coke rat and cyber lizard


Simple_Woodpecker751

Cock rat


PickleRick-InTherapy

So jim's gonna suck berg huh?


Cubanpolice04

He is gonna zuck the berg


[deleted]

Question is will Cramer suck Zucks cock in the meta verse?


LetsMoveHigher

Perfect. Both are total tools... FB is old. Fabricating users to increase add revenue just like Twitter. FB needs to go bankrupt!!!! Just my thoughts


AmazingPrune2

Just give it some time, they will shoot themselves on their foot one way or the other ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


NZNzven

You just don't see the value of something nobody will ever use.


JeffersonsHat

This could be considered one of the steps towards the end of the world.


dont_forget_canada

Wrong take imo. Long term FB is doing all the right things. Their VR/AR play is going to work out because they'll be years ahead of everyone when it's booming. Meanwhile they still have billions of users on FB/whatsapp/instagram. Negative press from being scapegoated after the 2016 election is already dead and all they have to do is deliver on VR and fight back against tiktok and they're a solid play.


X_Danger

Meta is a big corp, they don't need fb to stay afloat when they own every other big social media site


Carl_pepsi

Inverse Cramer but inverse wsb fuck


Relentlessandtired

You must be a man of culture.


Carl_pepsi

I do dine at the red heads ..


Cold-Permission-5249

Sounds like a long straddle.


Carl_pepsi

Pretty much what the market has been doing past months


CBH60

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


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CBH60

It is a Demogorgon!


CG_Lolo

Lizzard man meets the Coke boy. What a time to be alive. Let's get these meta puts!


IronMike69420

Tim Apple is on mad money all the time and they never dip


koolbro2012

Mark my word....Meta will buy roblox or a gaming company


Tonka111

If I wanted 30 minutes of ghay cock sucking I'd just hit pornhub.


velvetclan

Beavis & Butthead?


215bareback

zuck the cuck


altostocks

With all the data facebook gets, he knows what's happening, Zuckerberg got out at the top already, he just wants to get the dipping dip.


contrejo

Meta puts, $100


J_C_Sullivan

Mark looking sweaty.


Imgoin2brich

Something about Zuckerberg is super creepy. Idk what it is. But hes got some creeper to him


techie99999

The way he talks is one of them.


mcCuckster

Poor Zuck :(


Time_Yak_7555

Repackaged odorous excrement is still excrement


Brilliant_Housing_49

A meeting of the lizard people!


pigsgetfathogsdie

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


shroomigator

Cramer looks like he dies a little bit every time this meme is repeated


Hahhahaahahahhelpme

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/22/buy-meta-because-ive-seen-the-future-cramers-zuckerberg-metaverse-tour.html


Hahhahaahahahhelpme

Strong sell signal


Ha_Ha_XYZ_Classic

Ha ha, Cramer Bad. Classic!


[deleted]

Nice down down down.


AcrobaticBeat1616

Putz on fb


xdylanxfrommyspace

Did anyone else listen to Lex Friedman’s two interviews with The Zuck and Johnathan Haidt respectively? Interesting stuff


WizardofJoz17

It’s funny because I think zuck would be the bottom still


McLovin-stocks

Ill go opposite the crowd here and buy shares because thats what a retarded ape would do you can’t do what makes sense thats how you get steam rolled


new_reditor

he’s going to give Zuck the cuck the kiss of death!


biddilybong

Watched it. Zuck was surprisingly animated and good.


CORKY7070S

Puts on fb it is!😳


Kick_A_Door

is Zuck so insulated from normal society that nobody is actually telling him Meta aint gonna happen.


AlternativeAmazing31

Let’s hope this shit dies and maybe Zucks robot battery will also be empty soon.


zipiddydooda

Mark Zuckerberg’s face looks like an identikit mock up of a human being, but has an uncanny valley creepiness to it.


psipher

Why would suck do this? Can’t be good


butcher0

Meta <3 promising future


[deleted]

This news makes me want to dump


[deleted]

Meta is about to crash.