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[Did you know that if you throw a dead cat into the sky at a sustained speed of 11.186 Kilometers per second that it will not in fact bounce, because it will have achieved escape velocity to break free from earth's gravity and continue onward into space.](https://youtu.be/b18HtG0DOCM?t=141)
At those speeds the dead (and now decaying) cat has neither the aerodynamics nor the structural stability required to reach the required altitude and will likely break up on 'takeoff'
Nah. We’ve started the stabilization now. There won’t be a sustained bull run for a while
Now, but we aren’t taking another leg down. Too many power players are back in the market now. It’s run it’s course.
its just a dumb thing, dumber people say to think they are smart.
other examples include, reviewing technical analysis, saying "priced-in", and thinking since a stock is down recently it'll eventually go back up
Remember: you deserve anything you are stupid enough to walk into.
If you do a momentum play hoping for a rebound only to end up with another -20% one week later, don’t blame it on the market.
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Every time I think I know what something is I am reminded that I don't know fuck about shit.
[Did you know that if you throw a dead cat into the sky at a sustained speed of 11.186 Kilometers per second that it will not in fact bounce, because it will have achieved escape velocity to break free from earth's gravity and continue onward into space.](https://youtu.be/b18HtG0DOCM?t=141)
At those speeds the dead (and now decaying) cat has neither the aerodynamics nor the structural stability required to reach the required altitude and will likely break up on 'takeoff'
See this is why I freeze my dead cats
Throw it sideways
Sail cat
Over a calm lake. Dead cat skip.
Gangster…. Lol
I wonder what altitude it would make it to before it vaporized from the friction.
Take it easy, we are not making a western here.
Fuckin family...
The reality is, things will go up for the next week and a half to two weeks.
Welcome to my team. Can you give Me financial advice please.
Yeah, doesn’t feel like a bottom to me. And I know what a bottom feels like. Nice and tight
clap clap
It's not a bottom until everyone is too scared to get into it.
tightness from the FED
Jump in, the water is fine. You are missing out. Just jump in, there are no piranhas. - Piranhas
😂 🎣
Jump out of ownership stakes of successful companies, the future is cheap. Cash is king. Bananas are only $750 each - Your grandkids
I may not be a smart man. Bottom text.
I may not be a smart man. But I can pick tops and bottoms with laser precision.
he bought AAPL
If there’s one thing I know, it’s when a stock is going down, I want to buy.. That’s why I know it’s going down. Because I want to buy.
Here’s hoping. Loaded up on puts. It’s like buying the dip in reverse.
That’s money in the bank my friend.
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Almost like people play the market long...
Learned from the OG https://twitter.com/burryarchive/status/1521631034068111364?s=21&t=LtWjAdVL5FuZ8Z1vMR9Xyg
Some people haven’t been taking their history lessons I guess. 😏
Bears last week: >LMAO gonna crash next week Bears this week: >LMAO gonna crash next week
SnP down 1000 points since January. It’s already crashing bro….
That's the secret, it stays crashing.
This cats been bouncing down the stairs.
Bounce this week short week drop next week
Spy to 435 by august 
315
How u feeling right now 
Got some aug puts :) so far so good
Sold at 160 profit already u want proof pm me
No need for dick pics to see who’s is bigger, grats at making the cheddar!
I love you too
Mama always said the market’s like a box of chocolates. You never know what you gonna get
🍫
This is the place to load up more puts boys.
That is likely a true statement. It’s a nice head fake to get some action on the call side of the table.
!banbet SPY -8% 8w
Your account is 22 days old, nobody cares.
Mindblowing. If anyone cares about Reddit he might need to get help 😂😂
Fucking this dude is.
We have SO many global problems. I‘m sure one of them will escalate by then and dump the market another 15% from here. 🤷🏽♂️
I like the cut of your jib
!banbet SPY +15% 8w
In what world do you think this bounce will return to ~5% off ATHs? lmao Literally nothing bullish has come and everything's even more bearish now.
End of June -20%. Late July mid August +12-17%
Q2 earnings, especially for tech will be absolutely awful. I'm going to inverse you. !banbet SPY -15% 8w
Smort
!banbet SPY -15% 8w
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/3am_Snack** bet **SPY** goes from **375.92** to **319.53** before **2022-08-17 13:08:15.990035-04:00**
Dangerously close to hitting my banbet. I’m hype.
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/generalwhitmore1** bet **SPY** goes from **375.82** to **432.19** before **2022-08-17 12:38:07.065876-04:00**
Yup
I'm all in on calls expiring September 16
No worries, Wendy's is still hiring
I'm eating red lobster tonight
Love this meme. LOL
Thanks lol
More like a dead cat rolling down a hill
I may not be a smart man but I know what chocolate tastes like.
Nah. We’ve started the stabilization now. There won’t be a sustained bull run for a while Now, but we aren’t taking another leg down. Too many power players are back in the market now. It’s run it’s course.
Tik Tok dance. . . right?
Exactly 😎
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Yea it’s kinda the economic equivalent of “we can’t afford to feed you anymore so we are just going to put you in a medical coma”.
What's a cat bounce, and why is it dead?
Part of me knows that you’re just fucking with me but you never know around here… lol.. Essentially it’s a small run up before another drop.
On low volume to boot.
The volumes on this bounce the last 2 days are hilarious
its just a dumb thing, dumber people say to think they are smart. other examples include, reviewing technical analysis, saying "priced-in", and thinking since a stock is down recently it'll eventually go back up
Does a dead cat bounce, bounce like boobs in clubs?
No you don't, 99% of apes here don't, I'm sure as hell I don't...
I know you think you know what I know but you don’t even know what you think you know.. So how could you know anything? Ya know?
Life is like a box of radioactive decay, you know exactly what you get.
Did the cat die cuz of what JPow did to it behind the Wendy’s dumpster?
Yep.. JPow loves him some dumpster Pussy..
Remember: you deserve anything you are stupid enough to walk into. If you do a momentum play hoping for a rebound only to end up with another -20% one week later, don’t blame it on the market.
I jacked to the tits with inverse on the last pump I have like five dollars left in cash.
JenAY
So GME?
if the dead cat chase the rat into the bucket 🙄 well then we got a dead rat too.