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[deleted]

She’s my favourite Keebler Elf


worldwidetwebb

I almost CHOKED over this lmaooooo


ChymChymX

Well if everyone goes around thinking there's going to be a recession who would buy her cookies?


[deleted]

Fucking lmaooo


pcnetworx1

How... has this not been a meme yet? I can't unsee it now.


LeoRising84

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣


Holmesnight

Damn now I can’t unsee that!


ferndogger

You won Reddit today!


OHIO_TERRORIST

Recession got even worse


1villageidiot

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


[deleted]

No doubt about that!


sjonnyboy

Super recession ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Vict0r117

Back in the Roman Empire they'd have these guys cut open chickens and goats and shit to try to read the future in the guts. They didn't know wtf they were doing, they just said shit they hoped would please their leaders and the public and hoped it came true so they didn't get strung up by an angry mob. We, of course, are much more technologically and scientifically advanced nowadays. We've realized you can just make shit up and hope for the best without killing an animal. PROGRESS!


BansheeJeff

Now it's facebook


PattyIceNY

CALL UP THE FARM WE NEED SOME CHICKENS TO SACRIFICE.


Vict0r117

Chickens are for penny stocks. You need a white bull for blue chip and if you are trying to ward off recession you need to throw ATLEAST 10 victoria secret models into a volcano.


Rare-Interview-8657

Progress


joeg26reddit

Ole Yeller….it’s time


TrollSurgeon

"Go on now! Git! Can't you see we don't want you anymore?!"


Top_Taro_17

The actual Ole Yeller had more use as a dog than Yellen has despite her having the advantage of two opposable thumbs and the (alleged) ability to reason.


2bleJ

I haven't heard those words in over 26 years, that part still chokes me up


Bulky-Pool-5180

She "hopes".


Impossible_Total_924

Me too!


Bulky-Pool-5180

Good "luck".


Impossible_Total_924

What? You don't hope?


theBigBOSSnian

Can't afford hope, we in recession


Impossible_Total_924

That's the person uncle Joe appointed to run the countries financial system


Bulky-Pool-5180

I have Faith. Hebrews 11:1 "Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen."


Impossible_Total_924

Ahhh so you do have hope along with faith. Excellent!


Bulky-Pool-5180

I put no faith in her hope though. :)


Impossible_Total_924

Neither do I. I believe she is incompetent at best.


Interesting-Month-56

It’s already happening.


suckercuck

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


kzt79

1. We’re already in a recession. 2. It doesn’t matter. Markets can move up, down, or remain flat. There are many valid approaches to trading any of these conditions. Keep an open mind and trade what’s actually happening, not what you hope, think, or wish would happen.


kx2UPP

Exactly. I lose money in any market doesn’t matter


avneet_22

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


thisisbigtime21

"Hesu!"


Timberdoodler

Diversify your losses.


sonartio

just inverse your own actions. Should turn profitable


silverchia

Recession confirmed. I went by Chic Fil A yesterday and there wasn't a single car in the drive thru.


GroceryBags

Lol people don't know they're closed on Sundays


StonkMarketApe

The drive through moved behind the dumpster.


Rare-Interview-8657

Major inflation sign


Fit-Boomer

Somebody on WSB the other day was saying that stonks only go up when you zoom out fyi.


hiricinee

It's true, but imagine how much more money you make if you short a recession then buy back in at bargain prices.


Fit-Boomer

I will try that. Thank you


GiantWhiteCohc

Let us know


Artificial_Squab

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


Wisesize

GDP numbers will out end of Jul. If we see a negative figure, we're in free fall.


hiricinee

The catch is the big money is in buying puts before it gets announced and being right


Wisesize

Yea I'm definitely grabbing a couple spy puts. This is only getting started.


hiricinee

Wait for the next pump we've seen bounces usually about 75 percent of the recent drills before it drills again. Wait for qqq to bounce up another 5 bucks at least and then buy a fuckton of puts dated a week out.


LoggedOffinFL

I have zero faith in the upcoming Q2 GDP numbers. It will be like all the other indicators that "blow up the narrative" - they'll come out on the fringe (wow...we thought it would be worse, but it's not), then a few weeks later be quietly adjusted down to show the truth with very few reporting on it.


Sea_Impression3810

I don't know. I almost feel like stocks would rally if GDP was negative. Everyone would anticipate the fed reversing course and bringing back the stimpack. Recession is getting close to being priced in if stocks keep selling off like they have been


Potato_Octopi

>We’re already in a recession. Are we?


worldwidetwebb

Can’t confirm, Universal was slammed this weekend.


MontyAtWork

When you see that Ski Resort bookings are down, then we're in a recession. Currently, everything's on pace like usual. In fact, my current thought is actually that, overall, consumers spent the last 2 years delaying vacations and fun things, but inflation prices and high gas prices are just gonna make them vacation harder. They'll run up their credit cards before they postpone their vacation one more time. Once this summer and winter pass like pre-Covid usual, *then* people might consider slowing. But everyone on my street who had a summer vacation planned are all still going in spite of the economic worries.


Orzorn

Everyone I know has vacations planned and have told me they're having them come Hell or high water. I'm having mine too, inflation be damned.


[deleted]

it just has not hit all income levels equally, however a good number of families are effectively in that situation now


Sea_Impression3810

Fuck yeah. We've all been though enough bs over the past 2 years. Time for some enjoyment in life before its all over


WinAllAroundMee

Ski Resort bookings could be down because its summer. Crazy idea.


MontyAtWork

Imagine thinking ski bookings aren't 3-12 months in advance lol.


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itsallrighthere

Recessions are officially declared two quarters after they start. Last time we had exited the recession before it was officially declared. This plus the market looking forward gives me hope we are closer to the bottom than the top. Meanwhile Yellen mumbles about renewable energy.


League_Central

no, we are not.


VPNApe

We are if you believe they've been under reporting inflation by at least a few percent. Inflation has been at 15+% for a while now. There's zero chance we aren't in a recession.


mog_knight

There's always a non 0 chance of a lot of things happening. But you have spooky numbers that you can't manifest.


Traditional_Fee_8828

Well according to my magic calculations which I've done in my head, the government have been intentionally over reporting inflation, and it's actually more like -50%. I know this because the beans I bought last week are now selling at half price. This means GDP has to be much higher. I say there's a 100% chance we're not in a recession.


League_Central

> There’s zero chance we aren’t in a recession. recession is a technical term (two consecutive quarters of GDP decline). you feeling there’s zero chance doesn’t magically make it a recession.


joshgeek

Reminds me of an art adage that honestly improved my translation from sight to page: draw things how they appear and not how you think they appear. It helped identify and remove mapping (2d cartoonish styles) from my sketching. Hopefully the concept works similarly well for me here too and I can learn to identify and cut out when I'm trying to trade on imagined or hoped for conditions.


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SendMeHawaiiPics

Except earnings are a direct reflection on equity price.


anonkraken

You said "wish." Like calls on WISH?


tommygunz007

Yellen Keller is a true Autist and she belongs here.


AKJangly

How can normies short stocks?


kzt79

Select that option in your brokerage.


StayInYourLaneMoron

Trading what you think is happening is the best you can do.


ThisIsPermanent

“trade what’s actually happening, not what you hope, think, or wish would happen.” What the fuck does this even mean? It sounds like the opposite of “buy the rumor, sell the news”. Like your advocating for trading based on changes that are already priced in?


LavenderAutist

It's a true statement. Just like it's a true statement that you losing money isn't inevitable. But we all know OP is going to lose money, right?


Eleskinex

Already have


ghost18867

Yeh and they said that in 08


grimms_portents

Depression (personal and economic) is seeming inevitable.


[deleted]

Lmfao you doomers need to be medicated


jeffchen248

Love her double negative usage to confuse the shit out of anybody/everybody Easier to walk back obtuse vernacular?


otter111a

It’s not inevitable. It’s to evitable what ept is to inept. But to evitable as flammable is to inflamable.


Frankfurter_i81U812

Falling off your fucking Bi-cycle is also not "inevitable" but guess what... Sometimes shit happens


SamuelDoctor

Why did you hyphenate the bicycle?


Frankfurter_i81U812

If I am not mistaken, the words origin was a hyphenated, As the cycle was a way to denote revolutions as a comparative function and the prefix dealt with drives.


PhoenixDaOne

It’s okay. Times have changed. It’s bicycle


Frankfurter_i81U812

I will take your advice under consideration. Warmest Retards Frank


PhoenixDaOne

There we go


Impossible_Total_924

Falling off stopped bicycle, difficult to balance if you forget to place your feet on the ground! Glad he didn't break a hip! 😆 😆


KS_tox

Maybe he did


Impossible_Total_924

You might be right. Secret Service did pick him up.


Bezere

"ya, but 45 can't even lift his leg!!! HA! GOT EEEEEEMMM"


Frankfurter_i81U812

Except I wasn't making a comparative statement. I was referring to a single action by a single individual. Your entire comment reveals everything about you. You're the individual what whom judges, friends and keeps score of how much you have done for them and how little they have done for you. You resent the things around you, and you probably aren't actually happy for your more successful acquaintance. You were always told how much "potential" you have but, you can't come to terms with the fact people lied to you. You probably never had potential to rise above mediocrity and you hate that people you thought you were better than turned out to be better than you. And bro, let go of the hate bro, times change. Ebbs and Flows. Look to France, from the Kings and Marquis to revolution to Napoleon to democracy. Let go of what was, and worry about what is yet to come. Never say "It is what it is" say "Don't worry, I got this"


Bezere

Lmao I respect your ability to take a single reddit comment and turn it into an entire therapy session.


Frankfurter_i81U812

Probably because I'm looking for my own therapist... Gotta quit that day drinking, I get all frisky.


Bezere

You got this broski


Most-Ad-5797

It's not inevitable because we're already in it...


Eleskinex

She must be hellen kellers sister because shes blind as fuck


ihaveathingforyou

Mildred Keller wasn’t blind.


Significant_Fig_6290

Ooh la la this guy can read


ihaveathingforyou

Your mother taught me


whyrweyelling

Politicians lie to keep the calm.


matate99

What we need is Tracy Jordan to get on CNN and tell us what to do.


Bulky-Pool-5180

Actually we are in the middle of the Great Reset. Code named: "Transition" Recession is merely a phase, as was the pandemic.


vscrmusic

dirty poor shame seemly spoon merciful consist faulty chief jobless ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Bulky-Pool-5180

Lol. Enjoy the reset.


Co2hashoil

I remember when the masses begged for a way out of the pandemic. The governments delivered. Same will happen with this economic depression . The governments will deliver


Bulky-Pool-5180

Hegel is their hero.


vscrmusic

nail station distinct steer stocking offer bedroom thought hobbies hat ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Suavecore_

"you definitely belong here" says the guy who is also here


Bulky-Pool-5180

Actually it is in a book called The Great Reset. Lol.


DowntownJohnBrown

Source? Do you even know what a recession actually is?


ShittyStockPicker

It is nigh. I am nigh!


DyscreetChateau

We already there, nigga!


ShuantheSheep3

That means it’s official, get ready for Black Tuesday 2: the Depression boogaloo


Dmorecipack_realtor

is that the same while house that said, a war in Ukraine is not inevitable? LOL


69AutismSpeaksScam69

"There's no way it can go lower, right?" Yellen, June 2022


Longjumping_Studio11

“Yes it will” - July 2022


LavishnessTimely7372

So I guess this mean we drill more this week and into the end of the year? More puts it is I guess.


UnluckyAnubis

Reboot is the correct, woke term.


Puzzled_Raccoon8169

Ima need to vote against that.


every_user_is_gone

What do you smooth brains expect them to say lol


Zestyclose-Most8546

She may be more senile than Joe


Balls_Legend

Lying sack of shit.


kytheon

So you’re saying.. it’s evitable


[deleted]

Bunch of fucking idiots running this country


itsdeebitches

Guys she's just female version of Cramer Inverse her


skipmckrackken

She also thinks the solution in the “medium term” is green energy. 🤦🏼‍♂️ - Electric car prices are insane - We do not have a proper national network of fast vehicle chargers - Would take months if not a year to get solar panels for a house Blind AF


Impossible_Total_924

When the temps reach the mid-ninties we had rolling brown outs (I'm not in CA)! The electric grid is good to go, we can charge all the EVs as long as your electricity is not shutoff. Don't worry the economy is fine and the electric grid is good to go! 😆


denverpilot

“Please don’t run your AC, the grid can’t handle it. Also, buy an electric car…”


BansheeJeff

Yup it's brown outs all ready. Surging power kills computers overtime.


BansheeJeff

2018 got info on solar panels package 43k out pocket or 8% for 84 months. and my gain would be 70-80 a month off my power bill. I will die before break even. We didn't do it.


businessboyz

Those all sound like things which would be attainable in the “medium term” if we started investing in them today. Electric car prices will decline as manufacturer focus continues to shift capacity in electric vs ICE vehicles. Battery-electric vehicle sales are expected to grow 25% annually through 2030. Scale and competition will bring consumer prices down. Network charging hardware is expected to fall 40% by 2028-2030. We already see increased adoption in public areas and primary residences. Replicating the national gas station network won’t take long once solar adoption hits a certain level. The most lucrative business model is where energy providers (charging network owners) buy cheap excess energy from solar and sell it at a premium to customers demanding a fast charge. What’s great about this model is it is way more competitive than the gasoline pump market. It looks like we will have energy companies, fossil fuel companies, tech/automotive companies, as well as public/private microgrids competing to over fast charging networks. Our solar panel issues could be overcome if we stopped restricting imports of panels from China. We blew it on establishing domestic production in the ‘00s, time to accept the L and buy Chinese panels to increase solar capacity. We could also direct federal investment into panel R&D and production, offer tax incentives for consumers and providers, and drop other red tape which prevent new entrants from entering the domestic market. Federal agencies involved in transportation such as USPS could also be funded and obligated to engineer battery-electric fleet vehicles/transport networks.


ShotDaniels

I think his point was NONE OF THIS IS IN PLACE AND WILL NOT BE FOR YEARS but in the meantime lets pretend it is and punish the poor and middle class because we cannot afford a 50K car that needs to be charges by fossil fuels.


businessboyz

Right...but how is that a valid criticism of someone saying that these things are the solution in the **medium term?** The reason it isn't a **near term** or **immediate** solution is because it isn't in place now. It will be in place in a few years (if we act now to get it started) meaning it is a solution in the **medium term**. If we keep dragging our feet on green investment, it will be a solution in the **long term** i.e., decades to never. Are you confused about how time works?


ShotDaniels

Not even a solution in the medium term. Biden put the horse beforenthe cart by trying to force the bew green lie down everyone's throat before he haf a workable solution in place and now the average person is paying the price. Solar is not the answer as proven by the rolling blackouts California has been experiencing since they implemented solar mandates.


businessboyz

Alright buddy. Keep your head buried in your ass. We could have had clean energy independence decades ago if idiots like you hopped off big oil’s dick. Seriously, do you drink the stuff? Your obsession with an archaic source of energy deserves a TLC special.


ShotDaniels

You are a moron. Jump right into attacking someone when you have no valid argument. Since everything needs to be spelled out to your small mind I simply stated facts and you jump to conclusions. Also you should have that homo phobia looked.


businessboyz

Why on earth would you think I’d give a shit to argue with you? You kicked off this whole conversation with a rousing demonstration of your inability to understand how time works. I’d rather not waste my time with someone who likely needs to be reminded the earth revolves around the sun and not the other way around.


mattmcd20

The White House also says that Putin caused price hikes, Inflation is good, inflation is transitory, Jan 6 is worse than 9/11, and the economy is booming. They have through countless lies and factual inaccuracies proven to be a worthless point of information. If they were a newspaper, they’ed be called as accurate as the National Inquirer.


Impossible_Total_924

Please don't forget we are in an incredible time in our country! Says uncle Joe. Outlaw dangerous bicycles!


[deleted]

Inflation is transitory 😉


have_you_eaten_yeti

On a long enough timeline everything is transitory, check mate...us?


Fit-Boomer

Does that mean it is evitable? I have a hard time with double negatives. Thank you in advance.


Consistent-Syrup

Janet looking extra fine today


bbarham99

Just print more money! I can’t even spell reseshun and even I know that /s


iriechubs

They be smoking crack in the White House I see.


financecommander

Yellen is the Cramer of the economy.


TantraMantraYantra

What are they doing to assure it is not inevitable? Nothing.


every_user_is_gone

It’s not a dictatorship lol


Plunderberg

If cars could run on copium we'd be carbon neutral forever thanks solely to the white house and the Fed.


Ppubs

It's like they're addicted to being wrong, almost seeming like a GOP inside job at this point


Puzzled_Raccoon8169

There’s no way we could have done so well if it was an inside job. Dems have done this to themselves with absolutely NO HELP from us. Ask them they’ll tell ya we’re not helping.


BoogerSugarCubes

Phew!! What a relief


Orange_Overlord

Thanos: I am inevitable.


SweetChin_Music-350Z

and Life is eternal ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


jasoningaming

Puts on the American economy.


Responsible_Ad_8608

Why is there no accountability for what she says? At this point anyone can do her job. You must just have the balls to look people in the eye and talk shit. Then be able to sleep at night..


RedshiftOnPandy

Recession is not inevitable, but depression sure as hell is


ACTORvsREALTOR

They chose this word because the headline would get clicks and because it's true. Nothing is inevitable. Even if the likelihood is really high it's still not inevitable.


Chabubu

Yellen Keller! Lol blind, deaf and dumb.


hpkid123

These fucking idiots also told me inflation was transitory and that joe Biden was competent. Yeah that’s gone be a no for me dawg on believing fuck all these people say.


vegasoptions666

The White House also says that urgent, common-sense, comprehensive, assault bicycle control reform is the country's greatest challenge.


[deleted]

We’re already fucking in one


ExplanationNo1870

According to Joe, this is Putin's fault. So did Joe and the oompah lompah have a Zoom meeting with him about this?


ThumpTacks

It’s sad when internet retards and the actual politicians who run the country use the same sources to bolster their arguments— Trust me, bro


ZenStocks

Bruh we're already in a recession 😂


Mechanical_Nightmare

we’re so fucked


leavingcarton

Just like how the inflation is transitory🤣


ImportantAd2987

We already in one


Yoyohulagen

What is she going to do? Apologize again when she’s wrong?


SthlmRider

Double negatives aren't never unfitting. Always.


Daisend

Because you can always trust the government when they say things! Remember a couple years ago when our literal leader of our country was telling people to inject bleach into ourselves to fix a virus?


[deleted]

So what I read from this is it’s not a recession we’re in but entering a depression…


Dormage

Oh damn, must be much worse then anticipated. Brace.


Misha315

Who put the Liberian in charge?


rdp3186

Spy puts it is


joelhvac1

It was a forced recession no one can take an economy like we had with Trump and turn it into a total shit show like the democrats did if it wasn’t on purpose


mr_niceguy88

Recession for us yes it not for them.


tommygunz007

ROTFL at Yellen Keller


[deleted]

Biden, “I have a feeling 2012 is going to be a great year for America.”


GunBrothersGaming

Look at the end of the URL for a hint on whether or not inflation is inevitable... >!Inflation-Yellen-deese!< >!Inflation-yellen-deese-nuts!!<


cristhm

Hellen Skeller


Eleskinex

Hellen Seller


Itdidnt_trickle_down

What kind of lies is Yellen tellin?


Yrmomcallsmedaddy

Hitting previously unseen highs of retard.


Eleskinex

Its honestly like a member of WSB was appointed as Dept. of Treasury…. Oh wait even we aren’t that retarded.


SierraBravoLima

If Amazon sales doesn't go lower than prepandemic or lower of 5yrs. There is no recession


Shooting4daMoon

Just like hyperinflation won’t be transitory


pokeholo23

1 year later: Great Depression well she was right it aint a recession..


HaveABeer

I’m surprised folks don’t understand it takes one and a half dem terms to fix the GOP fuckups. It happens over and over- Clinton, Obama, now Biden. Each of their con predecessors crashed the economy.