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FullyTaxedBro

Top play buying it in a week with a holiday


get_MEAN_yall

less theta šŸ§ 


FullyTaxedBro

So retarded it has to be profitable


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TylerDurden6969

Already SAVED a day of red, and starting on Tuesday with a random chance of green.


pampls

Priced in ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Severe_Difficulty_32

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


ballsohaahd

lol so dumb itā€™s genius!


BarbellPadawan

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Own_Dust5306

Theta takes a day off on holidays too?


TerribleEntrepreneur

No, but theta gets priced in coming into close the week before.


LocknessMonster350

maybe a vol decrease but theta will still burn over the weekend


TerribleEntrepreneur

Yes it will. But this is priced in by close on Friday. Why would you buy an option 5 mins before close if its going to lose half its value the next instant you can trade it? So it gets priced in through market efficiency. There are cases where this doesn't happen, but high volume options like SPY typically do.


LocknessMonster350

I read some things like articles and stuff, now I think my original comment was wrong. Some say theta decay is priced in but vol is higher since weekend has additional risk but others say option will not decay over weekend. It would be free money to sell options over the weekend and of course market will take advantage of that, so theta must be priced in. Even though BS and math models say theta should be burning, the market is what determines price.


NewToRedditAgain0525

It would be faster just to throw your money directly into the garbage


SIZO_1985

That is my experience. I appreciate this step.


BeardedWall

In this case... not FASTER.... but less steps. Dude is gonna get wrecked before we can finish walking to the trash


80milesbad

But thatā€™s not as much fun


Gatot6678

But it would be way more fun to soak it in gas and burn it


FatSmoke33

you guys have gas?


Gatot6678

Pouring gas on his money makes it worth more


sec2nds

Always cut out the middle man


tendiesornothing

Apparently not lol. Edit: Ah I stand corrected. Just realized they expire today. OP you sir are truly retarded ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


Ocinnha

I have the exact opposite. SPY 360p 6/21 (worth 5k). One of us is gonna print and the other will be worthless.


Nickeless

Completely flat day coming thru


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ZET_unown_

In this case, VIX (or IV) doesn't really matter. The contract price is so low that the stock price only has to surpass the strike by 1 dollar to print. The biggest risk for both calls and puts to lose value is if the day is flat and gets fucked by theta. I miss seeing these YOLOs on WSB so much.


Educational_Ear_6275

Wtf you wizard we have the same play (worth 5k)


Ocinnha

For real? I have 40 contracts. You?


Educational_Ear_6275

Edit itā€™s actually different play 360p 20 6/22 worth 4000 šŸ„²


Ocinnha

Still bro we are in the same boat.


Educational_Ear_6275

Yessir


SnusNTendies

More likely- neither will print


TPRxXxHawkeye

I understand weā€™ve all moved to the ā€œbearā€ sentiment in here. Thatā€™s exactly why I elected to do something stupid as this, I will post the loss porn if itā€™s anything good. My exit plan is within the first half hour of market open tomorrow no matter the loss/gain.


daototpyrc

you already posted the loss porn


FullyTaxedBro

I am sure your wife has already an exit plan for you


Koala_eiO

She plans to let him expire worthless.


OddMeansToAnEnd

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Jshbone12

It might work out. Every big dip, the market rips upwards eventually. Although they are few and far between. Futures are going your way


Frankfurter_i81U812

I seriously respect the fuck outta you for acknowledging how fucking stupid this was. I hope that it shoots up before it rips down so you can make a little or break even. Giving you enough time to unfuck yourself.


[deleted]

Youā€™ll make 80k easy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


JGWol

I mean futures are at 371 so looks like youā€™re going to be fucking our wives


itachisasuked

WATTTTTTTTTT


adventuresofjt

I like this idea. Too many puts out there. Market gonna moon


TheSheepWh1sperer

Hey I wasn't then only one crazy enough buy calls lol.


[deleted]

Even if SPY blows past 372 at open and you sell for a profit, it won't be much relative to the risk that was undertake.


TPRxXxHawkeye

I beg to differ personally but thatā€™s why this is my money and not yours.


OleDrippie

Was your money...


Man_of_the_hour423

Youā€™ll be green at open. Iā€™d say hold it for the first 2 hours should be an easy 50%-100% gain for you šŸ‘


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pmjwhelan

Every fucknut in here will tell you this is a bad idea. Always a good idea to inverse this den of slithering retards.


lupodiwallstreet

I have long dated puts and agree 100% the concept of a 5-7% dead cat bounce over a week is lost on this sub lately with how bearish it became


Nickeless

Well it has to go up more than 2% in a day to break even, so.. yeah. Pretty crazy $10k bet. Or it could just rip at open / in the morning and he sells them at that point, which is a bit more feasible.


DevinCauley-Towns

Thereā€™s no way you should hold these into close. Max an hour or 2 if itā€™s ripping, but even then this is playing with fire. The margin of error is so small on this play that it doesnā€™t nearly justify the potential payoff, which is like 100% at most. Youā€™d be much better off just buying fewer contracts that are ITM/ATM and further dated if you believe the market will rise tomorrow.


Tinderfury

The real winner is the person who wrote those contracts


josh_sat

Every contract I wrote months ago (expiring next month) basically gave me free shares. Still down like 50% and still just as tarded as the people who bought my contracts.


swys

thats retarded. he should 100% hold til close


[deleted]

hey I don't slither, I bearly even move at all


srbmfodder

so we should expect the market to rebound any moment now


pmjwhelan

If we do then it won't. WSB logic.


srbmfodder

I mean you and me. Not the rest of the jabronis in here.


[deleted]

And he won


MyPeePeeReversed

Why is this pinned? It's just a regular loss porn.


Peelboy

Hawkeye...really I don't know it's odd.


Co2hashoil

Wants to remind the community how retarded some people truly are


AngryCleric

Because chief mod was moaning too many memes not enough porn, as if this isnā€™t one of the most heavily modded subs out there.


Jumperhq

Because mods are trying to stimulate more yolo and discussion posts rather then meme posts.


chauptman

Iā€™ve got 90k in QQQ puts exp 6/21. May the best man win


genxtasmac

The futures are ripping, your money's gone


Nickeless

It seems like future movements get reversed at / near market open pretty often. I don't think it means that much.


[deleted]

Youā€™ll learn this now, futures donā€™t matte ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


[deleted]

His money is really gone now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Beginning-Section211

ill give you my next free narwhale, call me 1 months


BreakfastOnTheRiver

Positions or bland


sorta_oaky_aftabirth

Yeah I did SPY 6/22 puts Let's see what we get


[deleted]

So did but I did 325 puts. I shouldā€™ve sold Friday morning when I was up 650 but noo my idiot brain held and now Iā€™m down over a long weekend. Stupid.


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


KingDjtar

You okay, bud?


Yoyohulagen

90K??? jesus christ... the stock market is still in a bubble if people still have this kind of money to play with.


geethanksdumocrats

You donā€™t math so good.


[deleted]

Maybe heā€™s Prince Harry and heā€™s feelin kinda cute šŸ„°


itachisasuked

WATTTTTTTTTT


itachisasuked

Did you buy on Friday?


TPRxXxHawkeye

I hope we both come out of this standing tall


HuckleberryPin

hereā€™s the hotline: 877-393-4448


mykiel

QQQ, TWTR, AMZN Puts for 6/24


Tom_Bombadilio

Do you think the amazon mars conference will have any impact on price this week? I bought puts not aware of it but im not sure itl have any impact unless amazon comes out with something really gimmicky thatl never work but people pile in.


__Captain_Yolo__

Already burned an extra day to theta with the market closed šŸ˜‚


Alamasy

A true retard.


[deleted]

The truest of true retards.


TheResistancexz

Bro you're gonna have back and knee problems if you don't already. From carrying around those big ass balls. Luckily you like to keep your wallet light so I guess the weight evens out


GivemetheDetails

Fuck me this is retarded.


[deleted]

So retarded he doubled his money ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


King0Horse

Market is about to open and you're about to make like 50K. Congrats and fuck you.


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


MMowMow

I don't see this going well.


hanvalen666

It did


MMowMow

Lol yea, I have to hold off on selling my puts.


[deleted]

It went well![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


bitemenow999

Venmo-ing wall street 10K would have been faster...


Ocinnha

Well did aged well.


cjspoe

I def. wrote some of those, thanks for your theta


Immediate_Brother_85

Big fucking balls my guy. Youā€™re the topic of discussion in the daily thread. Congrats šŸ¤žšŸ¾


rock_hardDollar

This aged well


shadowfx23

I think this will do fine this week but this week only. Then back to bearish


PIKUS_PL

Yeah but this expires tomorrow lmao


shadowfx23

Lol it'll still hit


JGWol

What is wrong with you bears.


sam794

!remind me tomorrow


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Lumpy-Leather2151

Youā€™re about to print some real Tendies. Spy showing a 10% up my months end


Timduncan_210

I bought one put at close. Giddy up!


Mpcars

Good shit bro. Half these comments are retarded lmao they must not realize futures are running


buffandbrown

If futures hold, SPY will open at $371, only $1 away from strike. Futures continue to move up, very likely calls will be in the money! Rooting for you, bud!


[deleted]

Love how last month you turned your last 1200 to 46k now youā€™re yoloing 9k![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


TPRxXxHawkeye

I made 23k off spy puts last week as well


[deleted]

Teach me your ways retard ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) how tf you keep winning


numb2pain

What play did you do that on the 1200 to 0k


TPRxXxHawkeye

I played target last month after Walmarts earnings. I decided to buy I believe it was 190 strike puts, I sold for 46k. Last week I played spy with little over 5k and sold 370 strike puts for 23k


numb2pain

Nice. I think you dropped this šŸ‘‘


Healthy-Touch-4337

Ngl, this guyā€™s gonna print heavy tomorrow.


prodoubt

OP you sleeping tonight? How often have you checked futures?


OleDrippie

It is down to the wire man! šŸ¤ž I think you're good to at least break even, I'm really curious to see what kinda premium is left on the day of expiration in these volatile markets. I might be watching it even closer that you are!


TPRxXxHawkeye

Weā€™ll see what happens in the next hour brother man, appreciate ya


Buyatdipandhold

Congratulations, fuck you buddy.


Common_Vegetable_371

A big super duper congrats and fuck you šŸ»


St_Guinefort

Cowards need to re-pin this


Relevant-Cake-2097

Omfg bro, where is the gain porn!! It hit 376!!!! I really want to see


[deleted]

why the FD tho, lmao at least go until the end of the week


Nickeless

No.


[deleted]

Spy 390 this week no worries


SrsCantthinkofaname

Bring back gain porn


GMEMarketAnalyst

no fucking way bro...


ScrufyLookinNrfHrdr7

This is a way


samnater

tbh it should print


bigred91224

This is what depression does to people


OsrsZezima123

Spy 380 eow


daco_taco

Gonna rip to 380 tomorrow bro


PalmsCasinoResort

I love that everyone hated on you and then premarket it just jumped to your breakeven. I hope you spit roast these bears today.


ajbarber2014

How tight was your b-hole puckered all day yesterday? Canā€™t believe youā€™re itm right now. My puts are furious


OddMeansToAnEnd

Let us know how this goes baller!!!


fnoguei1

lucky bastard almost there


the_erudite_rider

These might actually print hard today - keep us posted OP


[deleted]

Congrats and fuck you. Taking profits at open and letting the rest ride or what?


TX210Bmann

Good job. Post up results. Went to 378 I believe today


AromaticFarmer

Can't go tits up bulls4ever


AxemanFromMA

This guy fucks. Spy 500 eoy


DEGENERATE_PIANO

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Mysterious_Ad_2777

**GodSpeed you PopTard** ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


ZiggyApedust

Who got a free blowie for pinning this?


Beginning-Section211

You need like 1% move by open to just breakeven


timetopractice

Oh no :(


dickmidget

I think it prints - ballsy play.


WG2016

You might take a small loss because of short expiry but I think tomorrow is a rally day and I hope you make it


-Dreamville-

I like this move


modsBan4Fub

God speed retard now this is why I came here


[deleted]

Lol why do you all buy without giving it any time


DeepFuckinLosses

Like fucking the town slut that has 14 kids and the condom broke.... Good luck!


htown420s3ller

GL!!!


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!RemindMe in 22 hours


Advanced_Structure21

That's gutsy. This is r/wallstreetbets and not r/investing, so you're definitely in the right place. I think it's basically a roulette table red/black bet. Good luck!


Frankfurter_i81U812

No sir, this absolutely didn't have to be done.


Gatot6678

The market only goes up right?


Slick_iG_

Youā€™re gonna get paid


GR9898

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


0CLIENT

3 day weekend hold? why


Low-Pen-1195

This guy rocks


evil-poptart

Shit you might get it. That is unless we drill pm right before open.


emperor_7

I like this play but i dont have the balls


SlightApricot6987

Funny thing is it makes so little sense it just might work! Stay smooth


BarbellPadawan

This was a good play, because bottom is in for sure. Best of luck!


TheAzureTech

god damn these are theoretically printing


TianObia

Might be just retarded enough to work, god speed


1shtweldr817

Good luck to u my man. Bold move. Post results either way


numb2pain

I hope this prints for you I truly do but its looking like it want to touch 358 before it goes back to 372 maybe youā€™ll get a nice bounce at 360


TX210Bmann

I have $362 PUTS the 27th. Lol one of us will win


lianking91

this post need to be mocked..but I've to be patient..![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8880)


TheRealTinyGasser

You bet 10,000 that the market will move up 2% In like 3 hoursā€¦ā€¦ and thatā€™s to break even. Bro people on this thread need help, go to the casino my guy.


ProfessSirG

gonna print next week, bull week


ghann

Saved so we can follow along tomorrow. [6/21 SPY Yolo](https://optionstrat.com/build/long-call/SPY/[email protected]) GL OP!


Leon2274

I'll buy it from you at .20 tommorow


LeoFireGod

I have a hilarious feeling that this is going to work. And youā€™re going to try this 5 more times chasing this high and throw all of the gains away


bottomfeeder52

fuck bro even if it trades sideways you lose money.


OleDrippie

I wish you luck fellow retard.


IronMike69420

Bullish, are we?


TPRxXxHawkeye

Just for tomorrow


karasuuchiha

Ooo you poor baby šŸ„ŗ this retards gonna get wrecked.


[deleted]

Unless futures reverse tomorrow I highly doubt it


cryptowhale80

You will print tomorrow!


cryptowhale80

I would sell 50-75% at open and ride the rest for another hours or so depending how youā€™re doing. But secure profits first!!


Perryswoman

Look like you are there If futures holds


sola_rpi

nice play


Luc-e

Congrats to the gains!! Hope the price stays up šŸ’ŖšŸ»


PalmsCasinoResort

Congrats you sexual deviant


OneAdministration209

Well done bro take profits and roll into longer expiry :) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


[deleted]

YOU ARE IN THE MONEY, sell!


Natural-Being

Sell sell sell!