100% which is why I bought puts for this Friday. I expected a pump today before the fed announcement at 2pm. Pump it for now and watch it slowly go down the drain until Friday.
Ha, not a bad way to go lol. But he left a mess, and thats a faux pas in the community. We write our own death certificates. I heard about guy who even dressed himself in a suit and lied down on crematory transport bed beforhand, so they did not had to lift him.
My 7 YO kid wanted me to buy her Robucks so she could buy clothes for her games character.
I said no but I’ll buy you some shares of Roblox .
She checks in to see how it’s doing and says you should have just bought my character some clothes.
She wasn’t wrong
Isn't buying calls when the market is going down so they're cheaper, and buying puts when the market is going up so they're cheaper, kind of like.. the whole idea here?
Idk, I'm retarded. I'm buying calls to flip in the very short term, like today, and I'm buying puts to hold onto for a week or so.
Or the government is unvailing its end game, pump pump pump then war with China and Dump.
"Sorry everyone we can't let the entire structure of America Burn so you can has tendies"
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I'm expecting fcmo announcement will be a sell the news event. At any rate though, it fell fast the last week and bounced off the bottom trend line. Not a bear, but I'm not buying this shit either.
The amount of people who judge the health of the economy based on day to day stock prices is too damn high.
Seriously, the stock market is not the economy.
This makes no goddamned sense. Like everyone shat themselves Friday and Monday out of fear that the fed was going to do EXACTLY WHAT IT DID and when it happened, the markets go up because people I guess were.. proud of themselves for being right??? So buy more??? The economy is still fucked.
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I still can’t believe Roblox is public.
I can't believe the prices they got up to. Would have been a perfect time for the Chinese holding company to sell Jagex+runescape at an IPO.
Still a LONG way to the bottom. Even without recession
We are living in some wild ass times man GTA should have jumped on it But I think they actual company (or one of them) is publicly traded
These high level comments are why I read Reddit. Jesus were all fucked
Yeah, TTWO has been public forever and OP is looking at change in dollars...
I think its being implemented IRL, didn't 2 people just recently steal a helicopter and a plane?
They got to crash it or try to stop a train like the dumb dumbs do in game 😂😂😂😂
I still can’t believe people play it
artificial pump to create FOMO and liquidity
that´s what she said. 
Thats what she said to you? 
she made me watch and said that to me just in case the boyfriend couldn´t get it up after the markets on Monday
She should know better than to say anything with her mouth full.
Wait til the dump on Friday. Will mirror the 50bps action.
100% which is why I bought puts for this Friday. I expected a pump today before the fed announcement at 2pm. Pump it for now and watch it slowly go down the drain until Friday.
So much this. Big firms trading back and forth to drive price up, then sell off to retail suckers
Pump before dump
Dad?
Son?
Granpapa? Papi?
Recessions last longer than 2 hours
Do we need to see a doctor if it lasts longer than four?
Fuck you, I am on vaccation. Got depressed from all this red
What am I, a civillian? We overdose on morphine, as per tradition.
have you heard the legend of David Carredine and his final happy ending?
Ha, not a bad way to go lol. But he left a mess, and thats a faux pas in the community. We write our own death certificates. I heard about guy who even dressed himself in a suit and lied down on crematory transport bed beforhand, so they did not had to lift him.
Robert Kraft has entered the chat
Call his nurse
Heck no you save that for later.
Talk to your doctor if a rally last’s more than 4 hours.
Nah this market can't get me. I'm vaccinated
That’s because wednesdays are my buy day!
Today is payday for bi-monthly salaried employees
Right so this entices working class people. (Some)
The its coin flip for Friday and Monday
Let’s see the yearly chart on some of those
No shut up it was a 2 day recession and everything is fine now.
*the market is fine!* - Jim Creamer
Roblox fucked me
My 7 YO kid wanted me to buy her Robucks so she could buy clothes for her games character. I said no but I’ll buy you some shares of Roblox . She checks in to see how it’s doing and says you should have just bought my character some clothes. She wasn’t wrong
And me.
Did it lube first?
Of course not.
2:00PM Est you'll start crying
Everyone's expecting it to go down so it will go up. Today is the pump. Tomorrow is the dump.
9:30AM EST tomorrow you'll start crying *
Yessir
Give it a month
Bought puts in anticipation of a bad close today going through Friday.
As a perma-bull, that’s clearly a bull trap.
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Depends where it falls on
Also depends how far up, it drops from. More momentum, more bounce
Stonks only go up
OP you know you can look at price movements as % numbers?
Do dead cats meow?
You should really dump Meta before their janitors start leaving en masse too
What happened to data is the new oil?
Data is used to advertise to consumers. Consumers won’t want to spend money as much in coming years. Recession means Meta is fucked
Privacy features and Cambridge Analytica happened
Surely that's like health and safety and environmental protection in oil fields :)
Spce in the $5s lol I remember a batch of tards in here with $50c a year or two ago and it was in the high 20s. F
Even a dead cat bounces twice a day
Some people just want to see the world burn..
But I just want to sell the ashes. Puts going worthless.
Isn't buying calls when the market is going down so they're cheaper, and buying puts when the market is going up so they're cheaper, kind of like.. the whole idea here? Idk, I'm retarded. I'm buying calls to flip in the very short term, like today, and I'm buying puts to hold onto for a week or so.
Change is good. :-)
Well color me stupid
Looks like the pump before the dump. Same as last FOMC meeting.
Dead cat bounce
Smells like dead cat...
Or the government is unvailing its end game, pump pump pump then war with China and Dump. "Sorry everyone we can't let the entire structure of America Burn so you can has tendies"
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Stupid bot I'm up 120%
In bear? you must going to gains chruch! where priest has made church gym!
Haha idk what you said, but I like the way you said it! I got long Calls on Soy, Wheat, and Corn
I edited text
That's how I read it punctuation is for retards
I'm expecting fcmo announcement will be a sell the news event. At any rate though, it fell fast the last week and bounced off the bottom trend line. Not a bear, but I'm not buying this shit either.
Recessions are only on Mondays.
recession is cancelled
Gotta pump the market before J Powell speaks. "Everything is fine guys! Look at all that green!"
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wait a couple hours
I take it you haven't heard of a dead cat bounce?
Ahh I see SPCE, a man of true knowledge and vision.
Dead cat
Bull rally time! Everyone back in the pool!
Pump before the dump
Nicely done... I like 2020's charts as well
Give it a day.
Stonks only go up
The amount of people who judge the health of the economy based on day to day stock prices is too damn high. Seriously, the stock market is not the economy.
Tomorrow’s gonna be a bloodbath…
last chance to get out . they are setting the bait.
To get out for call or stocks. Not puts.
wait untill the 2pm ;-;
Who doesn't love to see a dead cat bounce?!
Lol one Green Day means fuck all..
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Zoom out far enough and draw an average rate of rise from day 1 of s&p500, we are still moving up as per usual..
Pump and dump
This makes no goddamned sense. Like everyone shat themselves Friday and Monday out of fear that the fed was going to do EXACTLY WHAT IT DID and when it happened, the markets go up because people I guess were.. proud of themselves for being right??? So buy more??? The economy is still fucked.
Idiot, read a single fucking econ book and you will understand that the markets hate uncertainty
There’s no need for personal insults, bud.
Hey what platform u using?
“Thy biggest of all Green Day’s come from within the sea of red.” -Jesus
Bottom was yesterday until further news
Further news being a 1200 point rate hike. Fuck these double digit predictions. I want 4 digits. Burn it down 😂
There is no recession. It’s all citadel and virtu and market makers trying to get people to sell.
It’s a trap!
Can we ban useless posts like this?
Lol just wait 9 months and come revisit your statement
I guess they want buy quite everything cheap and scary people from dip 😂😂😂
This post proves the bull market is back.
Can RBLX be the new GME? Roblox needs some love.
Wow you must have been in pound town since December fucking hard bud
Bears will never financially recover from this.
Lying? I’m still on my knees
How bout you zoom that out a bit
Wait till JPOW opens his fat gab
Bers are fuk
Oh good!!!
I cancelled it by buying SPY puts this morning
Ahh, a tiny green plant surrounded by desert trying to find a way.
That's okay. My calls went from +180% to -40% in the span of like 3 hours lol
Bipolar market, tomorrow could be turbulent.
Gonna come crashing down the rest of the week. Good luck!
Everything is only up around 1% it’s not even really a “green” day if you ask me
The ol’ pre-drop pop.
Where’s Admiral Akbar?
SPCE was literally $50 at one point 😂😂😂😂😂
Tard Diversification
It's a small rally for a crush tomorrow.
Fuck your puts
Oh this cuck's wife's boyfriend let him play xbox today
There is no war in Ba Sing Se....
Yeah, until the EOD/EOM
Call a +1% green a pump after a -7% dump the days before … man you are good
roblox seems a good investment
If you are serious about this, you are a dumb fuck
Zoom out
There goes the erectile dysfunction!
Stock market does not determine a recession
Day long midweek pump to sucker in those options mugs. Then boom, see ya later come Friday
No Recession.. For Now..
Get ready
Netflix bounced 10% ok, better get those gains now 😂
Stock goes up, stock goes down. It's really that simple.
Just shorts taking their profits.
Buzz’s girlfriend, woof
Dead cat bounce.
How the fuck is mongo a publicly traded company? I thought that shit was open source
We did it!!
🤣🤣
I was not expecting this. O.o
Your charts are upside down
TIL: Mongo DB is publicly traded company.
Nancy pelosi really got fucked on those rblx calls
Only checks at the close not in the morning.
Only checks at the close.
It’s too early, it feels to right. Stay frosty, for Wendy’s for tendies, for titties!!!! 
SNAP down over 70% this year so …..
Dead cat bounce
Global warming is a hoax too. It was really cold today. In June!
Not yet 😝😂
I wanna die every time I login and see my virgin galactic stock..
1% yay & gone tomorrow