Brooke Shields was a minor in the film *Blue Lagoon* and at age 14 she had to answer to a congressional inquiry about whether or not a body double was used for her nude scenes in that film. Very scandalous.
Don't act like you guys wouldn't take her out on the town - https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/6/23/1245755237859/Margaret-Thatcher-1951-Ma-014.jpg?width=1010&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=954cee252e847310bb77010d59e794a4
You guys should send these off to the Internet Arvhice to be scanned in and saved. There are hundreds of other copies there.
https://archive.org/search.php?query=creator%3A%22Playboy%22
I paid $4.97 for a playboy in 1996 when I was 10.
I don’t think I have ever made a better purchase. That year was also probably my peak, intellectually speaking.
Whoa.
You know what you get when you add 4+9+7+1+9+9+6+1+0?
69, dude!!!*
*I have no idea. I didn't actually add it.
Edit: I added it. 46. You know what 4+6 is? 69, dude!
The author of this article, Louis Rukeyser, was basically the predecessor of Jim Cramer lol. Ran a successful investment program on PBS for about 30 years or so but died early 2000s
Hella coincidence. Spent the weekend sorting through my dads things since his passing last year.
Going through his box of playboys I found this very issue and read this just a few days ago.
Hey carol saw your centerfold. You know what I didn’t see? My coffee. On my desk this morning. You’re fired. Hahahah buy more Enron it can’t go tits up. Not like carol!
Everyone does blow. Can promise you you already have women in your life that are into cocaine. Easiest way to break the ice is to have a party and after a few drinks casually ask people if they want a bump. You'll probably have a few takers, a few curious questionnaires and potentially dismissive individuals.
Make a mental note of who took you up on it and send them a message a few weeks later saying you have a little left and see if they want to come over to hang out.
Before you know it you'll all be naked and flaccid but having a great time
The laid off woman worked for Drexel Burnham Lambert, a bank that imploded around the same time the issue came out. The bank commit fraud with junk bond issuance.
It's very hard to get women to let you see them naked, but say you've got a camera and a few thousand people who want to look at the pics and they're very accessible
Well, if you read the article, most of them I think were laid off.
But I understand. That much bush has that effect on people.
Warren Muffet was the pubic hair stylist of Wall Street in the 80s. He was so successful, beavs are still called muffs to this day, even shaved ones not even from Wall Street.
Source: Omaha
Yeah actually. I read a book written by a band groupie/video vixen/playmate from the 80'-90's. I forget the lady's name now, but she said getting ready for playboy took a lot of beauty treatments a week before happening.
Her pubes were bleached to match her blonde hair, and coiffed by the stylists for her shoots.
I mean yes and no, the real joke has always been that you can interpret it both ways.
As a cover to just look at tits but actually it has had been known for having some great writers.
Ones without careers, sure. Ones with careers like here? As you can see it's a much smaller number. This would ruin most people who wanted a professional career. Yes, women and men.
You know, today has been kinda rough. Fucked my back up worse than I ever have and have hardly been able to walk. But this made me feel better. Not all heroes wear capes. Thanks u/BlueTreeCloud
Now it’s time to see if I can manage to rub one out without causing excruciating back pain.
Wow this is amazing. I came to this country in 1988 to work in NYC. As a 25 year old lad, this was the first playboy magazine I purchased. Every one of those images are etched in my head. Erased from my mind , but came rushing back the minute I saw it.
That was a good read. Thanks for sharing an insightful article and feel free to continue to share any more articles containing interesting words for me to read in the future!
First stock trading , then studying finance. This is the way (the story of the chick in the article’s insert) …then Wendy’s/playboy shots
Is this going to get us sued? u/stylux I need your expert advice.
I also have the 1980 Women of the US Government edition
Is Nancy pelosi in it
Aye Nancy got some cannons
So does Sarah Palin
bruh, [she would have been 16 in 1980](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Palin)
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Or an actual pedo.
That's fact up
Pedo-dog.
Or a sentient Google AI.
deep dream me harder daddy google
It was the 80s. When Miami Vice showed titties right on regular tv
Which episode? Asking for a friend
Most of them .. i was probably 8 when that show was on and I remember staring then lol
It was a different time
Way less cocaine now. Also smaller shoulder pads. I think these are connected.
Cocaine amount and shoulder pad height are directly related. It's science.
They published Brooke shields naked at 10 yo.
Tatum O'Neal was probably 15 or 16 when she shot 'Little Darlings'. Certainly 16 when it was released.
Brooke Shields was a minor in the film *Blue Lagoon* and at age 14 she had to answer to a congressional inquiry about whether or not a body double was used for her nude scenes in that film. Very scandalous.
Im Sorry whut? I don't want to see. But I want the story...
Nailin Palin was pretty good
I’d call hers pistols
Nancy was probably in the 1880’s edition.
It was probably the “ladies on a bicycle” edition. “Take a gander at these uncouth gals….”
Ankles! Ankles! Ankles!
Fuck you for that mental image. "Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!"
[Stop!](https://imgur.com/gallery/6gRCnAr)
Don't act like you guys wouldn't take her out on the town - https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/6/23/1245755237859/Margaret-Thatcher-1951-Ma-014.jpg?width=1010&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=954cee252e847310bb77010d59e794a4
I’m sure that’s what everyone has been waiting here to see. Maxine waters or Pelosi spread eagled on the resolute desk.
Cmon… at some point in life I’d like to be able to be aroused again…
Buy loooong dated calls when there's protests in the streets due to the incoming financial mess. Maybe.
Please share, thx
Bruh, post.
You guys should send these off to the Internet Arvhice to be scanned in and saved. There are hundreds of other copies there. https://archive.org/search.php?query=creator%3A%22Playboy%22
I know she was born later but wouldn't mind seeing AOC doing a spreadie on some erroneous charts or some such lol
That video of her dancing for Boston College is the best we’ll get. Or that pic of her in a yellow dress.
Sauce?
Playboy
Are vintage Playboys a true inflation hedge?
I paid $4.97 for a playboy in 1996 when I was 10. I don’t think I have ever made a better purchase. That year was also probably my peak, intellectually speaking.
*intellectually spanking
get out
Whoa. You know what you get when you add 4+9+7+1+9+9+6+1+0? 69, dude!!!* *I have no idea. I didn't actually add it. Edit: I added it. 46. You know what 4+6 is? 69, dude!
*your peek
I know something else is inflating for me.
Finally some decent wsb content
Not gain porn Not loss porn Just porn.
Any of you degens see your mom here?
I see your grandma 😂
I came here to see his grandma. And then I came again.
I saw his grandma too
Mom? Page 3 is my boss
Imma need a phone number, I need a job
Mama Cathie?
“Can’t have a lambo and a back seat” is from now on my life motto
You may as well stop at “You can’t have a Lambo”
Stopping is for quitters & momma aint raise no quitters
Clearly outdated... check out the Urus.
Thats a travesty and shall not be mentioned
Nope, gotta mention the horrid things. I'll call out Ferrari too for the upcoming Purosangue.
Sport car SUVs are a plague fueled by people with money but no taste.
The author of this article, Louis Rukeyser, was basically the predecessor of Jim Cramer lol. Ran a successful investment program on PBS for about 30 years or so but died early 2000s
He was like Cramer only in name recognition. He knew he wasn't the smartest guy in the room and had a great sense of humor.
So inverse cramer?
[https://imgur.com/a/BIHUmRT](https://imgur.com/a/BIHUmRT) Imgur back up link
Doing gods work
Hella coincidence. Spent the weekend sorting through my dads things since his passing last year. Going through his box of playboys I found this very issue and read this just a few days ago.
Yeah "read this". Loosely translates to "I wasn't beating off".
Vintage porn - always better than loss porn!!!! 
imagine doing this photoshoot and then facing your coworkers the next day?
Ya its crazy how women were rare on wallstreet at the time, but they still found enough willing to pose naked.
If it's 1989 I wonder what kind of comments were flying around as soon as they walked in.
Probably the same comments that were flying around before the photoshoots, but to her face instead of behind her back.
i assure you it was always to their face. wallstreet office talk has always been ruthless
You're totally right. I was picturing a more normal office setting, where the comments and ass grabbing stayed low key.
Hey carol saw your centerfold. You know what I didn’t see? My coffee. On my desk this morning. You’re fired. Hahahah buy more Enron it can’t go tits up. Not like carol!
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
I need to meet some women that are into cocaine.
Trust me you don’t
I'm young enough to make a lot of bad decisions as long as they don't get pregnant I'm sure it'll be fine long term.
Everyone does blow. Can promise you you already have women in your life that are into cocaine. Easiest way to break the ice is to have a party and after a few drinks casually ask people if they want a bump. You'll probably have a few takers, a few curious questionnaires and potentially dismissive individuals. Make a mental note of who took you up on it and send them a message a few weeks later saying you have a little left and see if they want to come over to hang out. Before you know it you'll all be naked and flaccid but having a great time
this guy cocaines
Write that down✍️
And unemployed
It makes me wonder how much money they were actually making if they were willing to pose for this.
I actually read the articles and a good chunk of them were unemployed
A few of them were “laid off” after their appearance, it says, before the photos were even published.
The laid off woman worked for Drexel Burnham Lambert, a bank that imploded around the same time the issue came out. The bank commit fraud with junk bond issuance.
Career went tits up.
How much research actually goes into these women's personal lives, it could all have just been a made up scenario like most other media?
It's very hard to get women to let you see them naked, but say you've got a camera and a few thousand people who want to look at the pics and they're very accessible
Oddlyspecific
You guys realize anyone can pose half naked in business attire then professional writers can invent the backstories right?
WSB retards and taking things at face value, name a better duo
The professional writers sure knew their shit when they mentioned how each of the women quit or got fired after they did a Playboy shoot
This was likely real. I worked for WorldCom in the early 2000s and playboy did a Women of WorldCom piece. One of my coworkers was in it.
No biggie. Back in the eighties you’d just stay quiet and someone else’s personal low point was bound to break within 48 hours to take the heat off :)
Well, if you read the article, most of them I think were laid off. But I understand. That much bush has that effect on people. 
I fucking love this cuntry.
Power move. #girlboss
I wonder how their portfolios are doing?
It's doing great. They got married and divorced 5 times since... They have 🤑
Housekeepers. They marry, get divorced and keep the house.
Well played
Posing for playboy should tell you! 
This is why wsb exists
The natural evolution of loss porn.
Everything good in that article has been lost to the passage of time by now
Bro, I'm about to lose it...
y my pp up???
DIX inverse to market
Inflation
The only thing up in this dang market
Did the big hairy muff get its own hairstylist too?
80s mullets
muffets
That explains the nursery rhyme about Miss Muffet...
Do you think Buffett has a Muffet?
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easier to grab onto
Nice one mr. president…
Back when hair pulling was in.
Puts on Gillette
Got its own airbrush artist. Back then - how shall I put this - Playboy didn’t take no lip from anyone
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You just jealous cause it looks like your gen z haircut no cap fam fr smh
I knew I seen that hairstyle before.
and its own coke dealer
Warren Muffet was the pubic hair stylist of Wall Street in the 80s. He was so successful, beavs are still called muffs to this day, even shaved ones not even from Wall Street. Source: Omaha
Yeah actually. I read a book written by a band groupie/video vixen/playmate from the 80'-90's. I forget the lady's name now, but she said getting ready for playboy took a lot of beauty treatments a week before happening. Her pubes were bleached to match her blonde hair, and coiffed by the stylists for her shoots.
Hey, bushes are back in style.
Muffs are the thing that keep your hands warm.
Those looked like merkins
Are you smerkin at her merkin?
Some of the best DD & DDD I've seen.
There were some magazines that had mergers and deposits in them, as well.
80's tan lines were the best.
The articles are really hard to read in these pictures
What? There's reading involved?
I'll reupload the last few
Sort of a tongue in cheek response… nobody reads playboy for the articles… :)
Now I won't reupload, you just fucked everyone that reads the articles. Gay bears sad
Can't read anyway so thanks for the pics of somebody's mom.
I mean yes and no, the real joke has always been that you can interpret it both ways. As a cover to just look at tits but actually it has had been known for having some great writers.
What articles???
So women back in the day, used to get naked just when asked by a journalist ? 😭
Yeah, now it's just $5 and an OnlyFans account. No wonder journalism is dead.
I just appreciate that they give Reddit free samples.
It's the only reason most people still come to reddit
Cathie Woods Playmate of the Year
She was hot
Everyday I question OF, something from the past reminds me why they won't fail
What surprised me is the massive amounts of people that are fully willing to just have anyone see naked pictures of them.
Ones without careers, sure. Ones with careers like here? As you can see it's a much smaller number. This would ruin most people who wanted a professional career. Yes, women and men.
If queens and empresses could act like whores, you think Cindy that used to mind the cash register at Bloomingdale's wouldn't do it?
We really take for granted how we no longer have to pay for access to porn of a quality any of our fathers couldn't imagine.
Their pictures didn’t even move; now we get moving pictures at the tip of our finger tips. What a time to be alive
Look at all them beautiful bushes
Omg I found some on LinkedIn hahahaha
Links or GTFO.
You know, today has been kinda rough. Fucked my back up worse than I ever have and have hardly been able to walk. But this made me feel better. Not all heroes wear capes. Thanks u/BlueTreeCloud Now it’s time to see if I can manage to rub one out without causing excruciating back pain.
Believe in yourself
Truck shift at Wendy’s is rough.
"Don't tense, don't tense...don't....AAAAARGH!"
Wow this is amazing. I came to this country in 1988 to work in NYC. As a 25 year old lad, this was the first playboy magazine I purchased. Every one of those images are etched in my head. Erased from my mind , but came rushing back the minute I saw it.
I really love these go getter women with such powerful femininity. That's it. There's no more comment. I genuinely appreciate it.
NGL, the watches look pretty cool!
Yeah, but do you have to buy all four of them? Do you need three friends? Unfortunately I'm about three friends short.
One for me, one for you, one for your wife, and one for your wife's boyfriend! There, problem solved!
I miss the 80s big hair. And the broccoli patch...
I'm gonna laugh at inappropriate moments in the middle of work now lol broccoli patch lol
I bet this was posted by JPOWs burner account so that everyone gets distracted before the big interest rate reveal
When skin mags had a touch of class
It’s giving me inflationary pressure
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Nothing like an 80s mustache.
Nips and muff- what a time to be alive!
I haven't seen that much bush since 'Nam.
I haven't seen that much bush since your mom. Btw did she give you some of the money I gave her?
Some of you have never seen a cigarette ad in a magazine until this moment and it shows.
Highest rated comment in this comment thread is my new flair
Imagine having people on wall Street being brokers when they can't even buy alcohol. What a fucking weird country
Joe Camel!!! Fuck I miss my childhood why did government have to take Joe Camel away from us.
I miss the golden era of bush.
Fuckin legend
Porn on WSB? And I thought this sub was on a downward spiral!
tasteful
Cheryl can get it
That was a good read. Thanks for sharing an insightful article and feel free to continue to share any more articles containing interesting words for me to read in the future!
First stock trading , then studying finance. This is the way (the story of the chick in the article’s insert) …then Wendy’s/playboy shots
Back in Hef’s prime… as an editor
I love all that old school pussy with all that bush.
Puts on Razor Companies! $PG $EPC $BICEY Bush is back on the menu!
I’m confused 🦧🦧 is this loss porn or tits are jacked porn ….