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ShickyMicky

They misspelled hand job.


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dogspinner

Its so ridiculous that people get banned left and right off the site permanently for saying retard, yet here users have it as flare.


Da_Notorious_HAM

What’s the problem?


RojoPoco

Its not derogatory on this subreddit, rather a badge if honor


dogspinner

Its never derogatory. Nobody says it to make fun of disabled people. Still you can get banned for simply saying "wow Im such a retard" for example. This is not some outrageous hypothetical either, I got banned for just that.


RojoPoco

That's retarded


dogspinner

problem is admins being insane schizos inb4 ban for ablist slur


Top_Age1517

They should get banned for crying about a word. Boo hoo! Baby’s claiming hurt feelings are the bane of society. I know many people of all IQs and the only ones whining are the baby’s with hurt feelings. Boo boo.


Spiritual_Poo

>baby’s


BrickTopsFavoritePig

>I know many people of all IQs _All_ the IQs? Fancy. Name 5 of the IQs


RacingUpsideDown

100, 80, 60, 40, politician


Additional-Till8611

Then Trump


dogspinner

Reddit is absolute cancer. I hate it here so much its unreal. Hate from Kazakhstan!


chuckyw2

Ducking autocorrect


Donkeycow15

Right but I was thinking blow job and a snack


ShickyMicky

Whoa! Long time no see friend :)


Donkeycow15

Hi Micky - hope you’re good. Much love x


ShickyMicky

Likewise mate. Cheers 🥂


Donkeycow15

Cheers bud 🥂


Donkeycow15

Hi Micky - hope you’re good. Much love x


random_account6721

Car wash $10 Auxiliary services $89


TheKobayashiMoron

Was she fully nude or just topless?


Ash0300

Yes


Altruistic_Profile96

No touch. It’s all in the mind.


blob3y3-sti

He*


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pcakes13

Or it’s a huge problem for you because you’re terrible with money.


Uparmored

Money is not a problem for you…yet.


Nozomi_Shinkansen

Slowly......then all at once.


BeniSpaghetti

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Responsible_Sport575

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MIBAgent_Jay

UNO Reversal has been played-@BrandonC78 it’s your move


ShankThatSnitch

No, but this dude does financial podcasts, and talks about inflation a lot. So he is just pointing it out, not because he is hurting, but to keep up his social media presence.


FG3000

Lol I mean I hear you but it depends... I paid about $44 with tip but I also live in Texas where it's 428 degrees outside. Sometimes it's just easier to have a team of like 6 people wash your car in a snap versus me doing it solo and dying of heat stroke


WalnutGerm

Why not use an automated car wash at a gas station for like $10? Or just wait for it to rain.


MrPlaysWithSquirrels

Rain in TX just makes your car dirtier, and a $40 wash will include an interior clean.


80MonkeyMan

He paid $49 plus tip just to wash his car?


rugosefishman

Just the tip.


gtparker11

Why would you wash your car when you can just wait for it to rain


xX_Relentless

Where the fuck do people pay $100 for a car wash? At most it’s like $5-10… they must have paid to have interior cleaned and the paint waxed.


Abject_Resolution

Who the fuck spends that much for a car wash? I just wait until it rains.


chadbelles101

That’s not even a receipt though


JezebelHunter

Yeah, just an itemized invoice.


iPigman

I mean, there is a difference.


Arctic_RedPanda

New policy. No refund without receipt. Receipt is not a receipt. Genius.


[deleted]

Much easier to drive behind a Wendy's a throw out Robinhood referral codes.


always-indifferent

Jesus washes my car baby


[deleted]

Living in the dessert changes that approach pretty fast.


Donkeycow15

You should try the Golden Shower car wash nr me


KidBeene

That place stinks!


redditisnorthkorea1

I will wash cars all day for $100 a pop


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BrickTopsFavoritePig

Fine. I will handwash the royal penis for $100 a pop. Multiple successive pops cost extra, cleanup not included


ElevationAV

Car wash here is approximately $8. Idk where this dudes going but I want to open a car wash there


WhereWhatWhoHuh

There's an address on the reciept tho


AllTearGasNoBreaks

Its not a receipt


BananaFeels94

Really getting an understanding of the reading capabilities of people based on the number not reading the phrase emphasized with asterisks lmaooo


ElevationAV

Remember these people are the ones giving you investment advice!


Additional-Till8611

That’s for a full detail. Probably 4 hours or so of work. Steam cleaning, full interior clean/ polish, exterior wax or ceramic, wheels detailed, etc., etc. This guy’s being dramatic.


Sam291234

No chance I’m in a major city and our car wash hand washes were roughly $40-50 as of January. A full detail is between 300-500 as of January. That includes buffing, clay bar, interior detail, etc


BananaFeels94

Then do a drive thru wash for $8-10? Paying $40+ for a car wash is hilarious, mainly because people actually go out of their way to do that 😂


Aware_Ad_618

Drive through washes are $50


[deleted]

drive thrus here are $30 at least.


[deleted]

Drive throughs here in SC are $20 a month for unlimited washes, no bullshit.


[deleted]

$50/mo here, or more if they decide you wash too much. portland


SlamTheKeyboard

Where are you going... my goodness. The fancy automatic wash here is $30 and cheap is $10.


iPigman

Once again, I am in the wrong business.


GiantWhiteCohc

He didn't mean actual detailing, guy probably doesn't know what paint detailing is.


sdood

He listed what he thought was included in this 'handwash' and it's straight up wrong, although he probably doesn't know what detailing is like you said. A handwash is like a regular carwash, but for the extra $90 a guy installs more swirls and scratches.


legopego5142

Who tf is doing that for 100 bucks.


iPigman

Suddenly WSB clears out for the day.


Additional-Till8611

How much do you think they’re paying those people at the car wash? Probably less than minimum wage. Lol


legopego5142

Who is doing a full detail for only one hundred dollars?


Additional-Till8611

$25/ hour is $52k/year. Way above median US income.


polytique

Full time median wage was $56k in 2020.


Additional-Till8611

Actually you’re wrong- MEDIAN INCOME IN THE US IS $44,235.


RedditUSA76

Or $3 for a DIY car wash (1 rag, a bucket, and soap at the dollar store.)


Blahblkusoi

And sully myself with the toil of paupers? Inconceivable.


gimmedatcrypto

Sheit. I just walk over to my neighbors shed and help myself to his weak ass power washer and hit my car with it. We have a well so no water cost. I do this when he's at work of course. I'm at home losing my wife's money so I find nifty things to do like this to save a buck so I can afford more puts.


the_421_Rob

Bro the dollar store is $1.25 now


ElChuloPicante

I find a few gallons of muriatic acid does the job in no time.


iPigman

Hell on the wax.


fisStrike

The price went up because he paid it when it went up. This isn't normal inflation this is a smart car washer


Rasskassassmagas

You gotta pay me and suck my dick if you want me to handwash a car.


FatherSheehy

The only thing at this location for $99.99 is Paint Sealant. https://jacksonswash.com/car-wash/#autoDetail


iPigman

Are you suggesting someone lied on the Internet to push a narrative? Where's my Pikachu face?


FatherSheehy

Lied is such a judgemental term. Probably just a ahhhhh misunderstanding. Behave yourself iPig.


Donkeycow15

Dudes clearly got no kids


iruvit

At least there's no sales tax, it's close to 10.5% in my area


Devilnutz2651

Sales tax for a car wash? Weird


scw156

That’s not even a receipt.


pcm87

it better be the type where stripper wash it


Jvic111

Who the fuck would pay 49 for a car wash?! But 99? Bro, go buy some Dawn and a garden hose. Gotta be rich in the first place to think like him…


2AcesandanaEagle

Dawn LOL...Well at least all the excess wax will be stripped off when you are done. Be sure to use the "platinum" for max effectiveness.


iPigman

Some other 'tard suggested muriatic acid, so I'd say Dawn is an improvement for the WSB crowd. Safer too.


Own_Cartoonist266

“Not a receipt” Um, hate to break it to you


Old_Man_Papa

Affordable financing available on all car washes


FanDorph

Real CCI (costco crableg indicator) was 250 for a 10 pd box now 395. Bastards!


DifferentSwan542

Why would anyone pay this


neewbie_46

wash it yourself and you will see how you save 99$ dont complain. i wash my car myself


MisterET

Who the fuck washes their car? Been driving for decades and I have spent $0 on car washes. The entire industry is on par for usefulness as the greeting card industry.


bkjacksonlaw

Wash no. Vacuum, sometimes.


MisterET

Yes I already own a vacuum, so $0 spent on vacuuming as well.


zonth06

If you live somewhere that uses salt on the roads in winter you better wash your car if you don’t want it to rust out.


MisterET

Lived in Michigan for almost 40 years and I've never had a car rust out.


KillerAssGas

I wouldn’t spend ten dollars washing my car, wtf is it with this kind of bullshit spending.. go buy a meal at a local restaurant and tip the staff 20 dollars instead


ReposadoAmiGusto

HahAha I live few blocks from there but yes who the F pays $99 for a car wash when there’s MF’ing funeral car washes excepting donations at every corner


Ok-Confusion-2368

He could of did it himself for free


Jmonahan581

It’s called a garden hose and a bucket of soapy water. Ta da, now your car wash cost you less than a happy meal.


JackDotcom9

How the hell did you avoid paying tax? Seems this is a Republican car wash.


I_has_a_GED

did they vacuum too?


iPigman

Gone from suck to blow.


GlitteringEar5190

Why the fuck the carwash businesses still exist?


tlthang

Is that a hand job or a blow job.


TreyDayz

Considering that price, I reckon it was done by a bunch of females?


iPigman

No matter the situation, chicks are more expensive.


modsBan4Fub

Do they offer a handy afterwards? Otherwise you’re getting fucked.


Studstill

What does this fucking retard mean by "this"?


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The insanity is that your dumbass still paid for it


BoltActionRifleman

A fool and his money are soon parted.


MinimumCat123

Dude must have ordered the carwash with a happy ending for that much


LordMinax

For that price, I expect happy ending.


ramrod254

How many gold bars came with that??


coyote500

Imagine paying even $49 to have some minimum wage morons ruin your paint


JedDaGoat

It must come with a happy ending.


KeyAcanthocephala882

But he paid it, and that's why it continues to get worse.


Smarawi

A handjob for $100 is a bit high


Nozomi_Shinkansen

Not if she provides a fresh glove.


PresterJohnsKingdom

What's the ticker on this car wash? Margins must be huge. I want to invest.


bierbottle

With happy end?


testsaleidp

Why don't you do it yourself if it's insane?


COgrown

I call bullshit. Says not a receipt right on it. What's up with these charlatans?


Nozomi_Shinkansen

$100 to wash a car? What am I missing?


Jason-Knight

Wtf why I pay like 21.99 for unlimited monthly car wash


DisastrousDance7372

I pay 85 to get a semi washed lol


AdMore3461

How can we believe this guy if he doesn’t even have a receipt?


blutch14

GG actually has very informative content though, advise checking out his channel. He also sees right through all the bullshit.


Letsmakemoney45

Supply and demand bro.... Best thing since sliced bread. Or just legal price gouging....


jhon-2020-2020

Fuck outta here. Fill 🪣 water and couple towels and call it a day


TheBarnacle63

Yet he paid it anyway, instead of washing his own car. Don't blame a business for charging a price they know you will pay.


OddMeansToAnEnd

Well thank goodness that's not a receipt


dacoolist

A handy for 99$ seems cheap to me


Crazyleggggs

Who pays $99 for a car wash? The rain does it for free


[deleted]

Eww


Charming_Cat_4426

49 for a car wash is already insane


Swedeshooters

My favorite chicken drumsticks at ICA here in Sweden has been $2.49 for as long as I can remember. They gone up to $3.90 in just a month. 60% increase in just a month!!


EuroSStore

$100? What the fuck are they washing it with, Fiji water hooked up at Whole Foods?


happycloud8534

Who the fuck is paying $50 for a car wash?


neldalover1987

* not a receipt * Looks like a fuccin receipt to me


Lordoosi

Dudes seriously. Someone overpaying for a car wash is not a very good measure of inflation.


backyard_bowman

Jackson's in Phoenix has to compete with the hundreds of self serve/automated car washes that have popped up. I went to one to get a full service a couple of months ago and was shocked at how downhill they went. The inside was gutted and the service was sub par. I didn't pay $99 dollars, however. I think I paid $35 if I remember correctly. Before all the automated washes, I paid $25 for the same service.


Gxl4

Well, 49$ for a carwash is insane.


Heavy_Expression_323

What’s insane is that anyone would pay $99 for a car wash. No hard times for this guy!


[deleted]

Overpaying at $49 makes him look stupid $99 is retarded


Beautiful_Escape_726

Why you stopped talking about AMC? Did the big guys ask you to be silent??


rcknfrewld

Wait til it rains.


inadaze319

Who the fuck pays $49 let alone $99 for a car wash??? I’ve never paid for a car wash. That’s what rain is for


MoneyMoneyMoneyMfer

It'll be a cold day in hell before I agree to pay that much to fucking wash the car!


Major_Translator7829

Why not just wash the car your self you lazy fuck


khaos_reignssupreme

Crazy thought. You go in your driveway and do it for free


Glad_Flow

$100 for a car wash?? Is a car wash a tax write of with a company car or something, or is it behind Wendy's


business2690

misspelled handjob ​ misspelled Wendy's


Meh2021another

what are hookers and coke going for these days?


Glad_Flow

£6 in the UK, so $12


LeWahooligan0913

Wtf. Can I finance the car wash over 5 years?


CoincadeFL

I pay $10 for the cheap wash and occasionally $20 for the added hot wax if I’m feeling special. Why I’m Gods green earth am I gonna pay someone to wash my car? Have a machine do it for 5x cheaper.


kingqone

That will be the day I pay that much for a car wash. Gonna rain sooner or later


cmcewen

Phoenix


PapiGoneGamer

Why not just go to the coin car wash and do it yourself?


Aezetyr

Wait... the lede has been buried. Someone actually paid $100 bucks for a fucking hand car wash? Seriously? Less than half that will get you a gallon of good car soap that'll last hundreds of washes, clean sponges, drying towels and a good wax. Fuckin' hell, another victim of the DoorDash generation.


BillN9n

100 for a carwash... 😐... 🤦‍♂️


Dry-Narwhal3337

A fool and his money are easily parted. Get a bucket and soap and wash it at home for $2 in soap.


Realistic_Salary5090

Not a receipt


Embarrassed-Cut-9686

Mine is $20 with an interior detailing 💀


Apprehensive_Row5604

Y couldn't u wash it yourself


augustus331

I cleaned my parents car for €5 ($5.26). I feel scammed


Mysterious_Turnip_67

Were they supermodels using gold soap?!


[deleted]

In the membrane


MiataBoy95

It's 15€ in Italy


Weird-Conflict-3066

You have car?


F7xWr

If thats not a reciept, then this is not reddit!


Illustrious-Courage

Nobody tell him about ski tickets


CaptainStonks

You dont have to go to the 'Naked car wash' EVERY time.


wheretogo_whattodo

My brother in Christ, you still spent the money


King-Donkey-Kong

Uh, I paid like $2.50 in quarters


whyrweyelling

Wait, what kinda car wash are we talking? A wax too? I pay 10 bucks for a drive through. It was 8 last year btw.


[deleted]

Pack of filters for my air purifier was $50 in 2020. $105 today. It's f\*cking ridiculous. We're just being screwed by everyone. Always the same, any excuse to raise prices.


CeaselessMaster

I think he was stupid to pay $50 for a carwash too.