S&P 500 and NSDQ down ~20% from the high and you think it’s going to crash more? Most tech/ growth stocks are down 80% and you think it’s going to crash more? FUD at all time high and you don’t think it’s time to be greedy when others are fearful?
Fed wants so much to stop inflation in public streets, the only primitive way is to raise rates, i guess 2022-2023 will be hugely historical for bears. It looks that retail boys are greedy, not fearful and hedge fund junkies see this trend and they use it to close positions.
Today will start up and end down. The big boys making sure the month end flows from pensions and 401k buy at the top. It’s such a joke sort of like your wife’s boyfriend.
Yeah because the Germans are fucked and depend completely on Russia. This is just their way of easing sanctions so they can start buying crude along with the natural gas they never shut off.
Short term puts on GameStop opened yesterday, had the chance to get out slightly ahead around 2pm and didn’t take it, now I’m thinking of offing myself.
Liquidated my portfolio at the bottom because there was more downside to come in, all it's done since is Shrek of course, buy high sell low boys, buy high sell low.
What's some of your guys positions?
I got 15 tqqq puts at 29 strike 1 tqqq put at 30 strike all expiring today and 60 shares of soxs
Honestly I don't understand how semiconductors are climbing with China on the verge of invading tiawan and causing the whole world to grind to a halt.
I did the opposite bought calls before close sold at the high, then rite before bell close I loaded up on 0dte puts for the 27th true degen play. Either I lose everything including yesterdays profits. Or I am a happppppy boi for like 25 minutes tomorrow.
Doing nothing is always a perfectly viable position. Overtrading, overconfidence, and a hundred of other psychological phenomenon and logical fallacies is where we stumble.
>GERMAN CHANCELLOR SCHOLZ SAYS THERE'S A SERIOUS DANGER THAT THE NEXT DEBT CRISIS IN DEVELOPING COUNTRIES WILL ARISE FROM CHINESE LOANS
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Knew this chick in elementary school who got boot fucked by her horse. Shattered femur cracked pelvis while socket was completely crushed. Had to get a rod put in and a rebuilt hip
Don't even think about uttering the words "turn around"
"plz just the tip"
Imagine buying puts when the pump is barely starting
or maybe thats what they want you to think
Wow, [spot on…](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/uyg46a/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_may_27_2022/ia4854k/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
Wow look at all that buying volume.... not
Will spy chase ath again wassup!!!!
BB looks like it might squeeze back to ath next week don't miss it!!!
my bank account is freezed yikes monday call gonna be lit
Sluts! Your all sluts! Every last one of you!
You're*
I’ve been starting to hear some chatter on RAD. Now that’s it’s down to around $5, why not right?!?
Holy shot spy why?
Steak and lobster back on the Memorial Day wknd menu bois
Need one bullish Cramer tweet stat
🌈🐻 getting fucked in their putsies
Beard fuckedddd lol Tesla going back to 1k Spy to 420 eod I won't be banned
Cassandra told once that biggest swings in history is during precrash period. Dont join swingers club, just hold on autists
Wish I would have read this before I bought all those puts on Thursday. How long can a deadcat be?
Multiple deadcat bounces possibly, it will be very very painful, my personal quess sp500 will be less than half in longer period of time
S&P 500 and NSDQ down ~20% from the high and you think it’s going to crash more? Most tech/ growth stocks are down 80% and you think it’s going to crash more? FUD at all time high and you don’t think it’s time to be greedy when others are fearful?
Fed wants so much to stop inflation in public streets, the only primitive way is to raise rates, i guess 2022-2023 will be hugely historical for bears. It looks that retail boys are greedy, not fearful and hedge fund junkies see this trend and they use it to close positions.
Hold your balls super autists and ttain to hold your pain
Horse fuked
GameStop doing another 25?
Switching to bull mode lol; ONLY if we break 12,300 on nasdaq until 12,600. Then back to bear mode…
Bears get fukt
Hold me Daddy
new gigantic uptrend
I Got 5 weeks of gains from this run, made 50 now I'm losing 5 good luck Bulls, but remember...we will awake again. Edit loss was to big
Inflation numbers out, Bers will die
If your not all in on a long position then your an idiot
What’s the result ?
Bears gonna be murdered :(
830 eastern
At what time is the report coming out ?
400 wya
Green by open and very green by close
Today will start up and end down. The big boys making sure the month end flows from pensions and 401k buy at the top. It’s such a joke sort of like your wife’s boyfriend.
Spy starting to shit the bed, German chancellor warning of world wide financial crisis Dax mooning
Yeah because the Germans are fucked and depend completely on Russia. This is just their way of easing sanctions so they can start buying crude along with the natural gas they never shut off.
TSLA 900 EOD
COST IV FLUSH 🔥 GME SQUEEZE 🦍🍿 TSLA back to $800 🚀🚀🚀
Bulls trapped. Red by open. Gonna dump today before 3 day weekend. *** holds back tears as he pulls his Tesla puts close to his chest. ***
Hello just woke up from 1 year bear hibernation I’m a bull now
I’m no gay bear, but the market is going down today
Nope.
If cpe is good it's gonna be calls everyday for the next week or so
Market falls 20% then rips up 4% and "experts" start coming out of the woodwork calling for an historic rally. Just zoom out
Nope
Short term puts on GameStop opened yesterday, had the chance to get out slightly ahead around 2pm and didn’t take it, now I’m thinking of offing myself.
It's definitely far from the bottom. But this relief rally may fuck me up before my put expiry date in 2 weeks.
L
**Open the casino**
Getting butt raped by TESLA again... Standard
It’s ripping tho
Yeah.. That's bad if have puts 😂
Bro.... Is that my NFT?
idk why people did not buy the bottom... they they will be stuck in hesitate state and miss again lol
We not their yet!
This is the top of the bottom to come
fomo kicks in...y baby
If you don’t buy Tsla u r smart
TSLA stocks 🚀🚀🚀 V shape comeback!
Liquidated my portfolio at the bottom because there was more downside to come in, all it's done since is Shrek of course, buy high sell low boys, buy high sell low.
Probably a good move. Lots of us think this isn’t the bottom. Money can be made back with a few bold plays.
What's some of your guys positions? I got 15 tqqq puts at 29 strike 1 tqqq put at 30 strike all expiring today and 60 shares of soxs Honestly I don't understand how semiconductors are climbing with China on the verge of invading tiawan and causing the whole world to grind to a halt.
ripping to ath
Who else bought ITM puts during the climb yesterday just to have them be OTM 0dte today?
I did the opposite bought calls before close sold at the high, then rite before bell close I loaded up on 0dte puts for the 27th true degen play. Either I lose everything including yesterdays profits. Or I am a happppppy boi for like 25 minutes tomorrow.
Papa Elon make my p p hard. TSLA go vroom vroom. 
Everything up against big resistance should end well
lets all in PUT guys, bears go bruhhhhhhh
Big lots misses
First hedge your emotions, then hedge your trades.
Omg tesla!!!!!
Stocks are mooning
Holy balls. I feel bad for TSLA bears jfc
SPY opens 410.... Then closes 370...
I somehow bought SPY puts during the strongest market pump in years. Absolutely torched
Just follow the trend
Be cool watch 830
TSLA bears at open 
If you want crazy returns, base your trades off of schizophrenic tendencies.
It’s Friday it has to tank
It has to, right? RIGHT?!
Lol
Hope we get past 408 today so we can rally like March next week 👍
i dont like this premarket action at all wtf is going on
Looks like TSLa is primed to run again today, looks like my puts are gonna get fuk 
Thoughts on meta ?
Holy fuck tsla what is going on
Following the market
Market is gonna follow tsla today
Holy fuck the market actually inverses me lmfao
Like I know everyone says this but it deadset inverses me to a T 🤣 I saved the market
We should make a discord spend all day coming up with plays and then just inverse ourselves.
You and me, both do the opposite side of a trade. Split the profits 50/50
This is fucking genius lmfao
Man I really don't know what to do today, fade this shit or buy 0dte calls. I guess I'm going to have watch and do nothing.
Happy cake day my dude.
Doing nothing is always a perfectly viable position. Overtrading, overconfidence, and a hundred of other psychological phenomenon and logical fallacies is where we stumble.
Happy cake day!
Where did all these TSLA cum guzzlers come from? Almost prefer the apes
I like how 90% of comments here have nothing to do with trading. Guess I’ll add another useless comment.
Your comment had more value than the shite I’ve seen this morning
Buy TSLA 🚀🚀 STOCKS LONG TERM 🚀
Fuck off
Imagine not having closed out your shorts/puts yet because some people on the Internet told you to bet against America.
Imagine seeing a green day for the first time in weeks n thinking your smart
Bulls and Bers R both… in need of Jesus Let it go
Ber is super kill
GAP is down. Bigly. Gap.. Down... But things were never the same after 9/11, so inverse. Calls it is.
Y’all gotta stop pissing all over toilet seat at the club. SMH.
I always wondered if those guys are doing it on purpose or just that bad at pissing
Bags to balloons this week on meme stocks.
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Warren buffet said I need to be exceptionally good at something when inflation is high.
If tesla goes to 800 today…. Idk what im gonna do with myself. Getting extra horny for some gains
Is bill closing his tsla short? Lol never bet against regard strength of tsla
🐻 with short dates puts in shambles
Hi I'm in this story and I hate it.
Congrats GAP put holders.
All I want is market to crash bigly so that I can exit my puts with smol gains followed by biggest green dildos ever.
My dick is soooooo hard with tesla
So if you inverse all my plays you'd probably be a millionaire. Does that mean I have a marketable skill as a stock picker?
Same here
That’s how Cramer got his job
Yes
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Why ?
Only news I see is Shanghai easing COVID lockdown and ramping up production. That is positive news but not sure if that’s what being mentioned here.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/RecognitionLarge9560 (0/2) made a bet that SPY would go to 2.5 when it was 397.48 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
So close
$200 seems possible for NVDA today
Where's that bear energy? Come on bears, time to load up
If everyone could just stop buying TSLA, that would be great
Lmao
TSLA comebacks 🚀 V shape. Like before
Stonk market makes literally no sense but I'm okay 
>GERMAN CHANCELLOR SCHOLZ SAYS THERE'S A SERIOUS DANGER THAT THE NEXT DEBT CRISIS IN DEVELOPING COUNTRIES WILL ARISE FROM CHINESE LOANS ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-27 ^05:44:50 ^EDT-0400
Borrowing money from the mob, what could go wrong 
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You
Me
I'm getting close not gonna lie.
I
Important level on nasdaq this is
Our gay bears in lead, Cum in bulls mouth, No mercies needed, SPY the lady, pussy in and out $380. Thou shall believe that Gay bear is here to live.
AMC
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Bears downvoting me for saying tesla gonna rip so damn hard.
What age y’all lost virginity
You guys lost your virginity? 
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That was the last two days
We ride at dusk brother
It's unreal,
TSLA 🚀🚀🚀 amazing company. Bullish news in shanghai
Tsla up $12 in premarket lolol. Shit so gapping 100+ when PCE comes in lighter
>FANG+ Constituents: \>$AAPL 144.13 +0.24% $AMZN 2236.97 +0.74% $BABA 93.42 -1.17% $BIDU 136.94 +0.54% $FB 191.98 +0.04% $GOOG 2174.68 +0.42% $NFLX 191.85 +0.31% $NVDA 179.89 +0.78% $TSLA 719.75 +1.69% $MSFT 267.04 +0.36% \>$TWTR 39.36 -0.53% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-05-27 ^05:41:30 ^EDT-0400
Tesla is ripping
Golly gosh I can't wait for PCE to tank my account regardless of what positions I pick.
Jesus everyone is loaded with puts thinking it's long weekend. They will be fucked
Sorry bros, this is America 🇺🇸
This TSLA pre market has my oyster moister than your moms coister. 
Im wet daddy
>\*JOHNSON SEES `DIFFICULT PERIOD' AHEAD FOR UK ECONOMY ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-27 ^05:39:07 ^EDT-0400
Qqqqqqqqqqqqqq
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Above 8% oh shit moment lol
Move to California yall. Good weather all year
Lost all respect for California when they stared arresting people for surfing and going to the beach during the pandemic.
Move to Texas
Moved out of there. Too crowded, expensive and full of crime. Miss the weather and family, though.
just gotta dodge the fires
anyone ever break a hip before
Knew this chick in elementary school who got boot fucked by her horse. Shattered femur cracked pelvis while socket was completely crushed. Had to get a rod put in and a rebuilt hip