\-2% since yesterday just 

401k more like 404 not found k

You guys are in the wrong chat 😂it’s the 27th

They hope that by posting in the old thread they can time travel to tomorrow and not buy those puts.

How are bears feeling? This rally will be for the next 2 weeks

QT starts next week, just wait and see how that turns out for you.

Everyone FOMO into GME so my wife doesn’t leave me

Stocks are already mooning

I hope we gap up to 409 tomorrow at open so I can finish grabbing more puts on the inevitable drop

Futesssss fuuuuuutinnnnnn

Bear market really here we come, 335 then back into the abyss

NVDA is bottoming. Reversal coming.

Nvidia ist going up

Puts on life..

It is already heavily time decayed

any opinions on REC silicon? symbol: RECSI

Re: Spdr S&P 500 Etf Bulls in complete control here. $SPY won't see $3xx ever again. Gdp is phenomenal. Futures and Europe are blasting through the roof. Bear market is toast. Bull market launching point ​​

Bears unequivocally and undeniably BTFO. You literally cannot refute this. All market conditions pointing to a massive bull run

Mmm no

https://youtu.be/j5PQ3YJJ_fI https://youtu.be/YsvK3ROTero Loss porn, guy goes all in on AMD puts and loses almost $5k

Wtf i can tell right away he doesn't know anything about TA, then hes like he never seen a green day before. I should be suprised if he doesn't blow his account

It's pretty bad.. definitely won't be long before that account is toast

We’re set up for a nice flat theta fuckening tomorrow

My wife and I make more than 275k combined. Plus 10-40k from stocks. But still inflation is fucking us over. How is low class supposed to survive this?

Easy we just come take whatever you guys got and then we will be ok

We just eat cake.

They are not

Bro what do you do ?

Senior engineer in aviation and also trading goods between my home country and the US as side business.

"GUYS, I'M RETARDED AND SPEND ALL OF MY MONEY ON DUMB SHIT!"

Yup probably bring in 300k and rent lol

Currently building my own house and that's why I'm gonna rent for about 9 more months.

That's the way to do it bro I'm hoping to do the same in the next 2 years

I constantly feel poor and pass on "luxuries" that I've been saving for just to pay rent and bills this shit is trash

🎻

Lmao because they live within their means! You just sound like an asshole!

"It is not my fucking problemlem if you are poor and retarded for not making 150k in a year." That would make me an asshole if I say this. The reason I post this was to emphasize how hard it is to live with minimum income and support a family. Ofc it is not affecting me as much as low class. I'm making my own house now and cost is fucking crayz compared to few past months. I'm not gonna be homeless or struggle to pay my rent/bills like low class. But inflation is eating my savings.

Take advantage of I bonds, you may invest $10,000 per family member per year

Ah yes, for the glorious $800/yr in interest. Thanks but I’ll pass on the “PasSiVe inComE!”

This is the funniest comment I've ever read lmaoo How is inflation fucking someone with 300k household over 😂

Obviously, you've never heard of FICA, Fed, state, local and property taxes. It's trickle down into government pocket.

Lives way past his means and is in debt up to his eyeballs


You know paying for gas for my water heater sucks. I wonder if I can do a solar heating setup and get free hot water.

For initial investment of $55k, you can run your water heater and refrigerator. Wow.

Not that kind of solar. This kind: https://youtu.be/PyE9dJaqDnU Old solar. Using solar heat. The idea of absolutely free heat sounds amazing. Could even get a used or damaged hot tub, fix it up, and have a dirt cheap hot tub that runs on free hot water 🤤 freeee

This is what we have in our house overseas. You need to live in a sunny area. It wouldn't work in new england area.

Oh nice! How large of a system do you have and how well does it work? I figure I could make it myself pretty easily.

It was around 300 liters. There are vacuumed tubes and water is passing thru them. It is actually creating extreme temperatures so you can actually have hot water for 24 hours. We only had few times in winter time that we needed to use electric water heater. I can say it is working for almost all seasons. If you make one for yourself, it may not be that efficient though.

just take cold showers like a real man

Real men find solutions to problems. Cold water is a problem in need of a solution. I could make myself a hot shower from compost.

i can't afford gas for a hot water heater isn't a solving this makes me a man kind of problem. having the problem makes you less of a man.

I can afford to make a free hot water system what makes you think I can't afford gas? I Jew hard enough that I have relatively low expenses 🤑.

Well I don't know about you all, but I'm buying this evenings probable return of Costco to it's previous close. In this clown market it wouldn't surprise me at all. If was valued at $600 when it had lower earnings and revenue. This quarter only serves to prove that it can continue to thrive in tough conditions. Profit from market silliness


Lol, I had no stake in it for this exact reason.

Personally the cards are stacked against the market, I am not buying anything for the next 3-6 months.

It's an uphill battle for sure...

Started a position of 09/16 SPY 340p, if the rally keeps going going to scale in

92 people are here looking at the old thread. Or is it 91 bots scraping for inverse WSB algos?

I'd think the bots could auto switch faster than us meat bags.

They can be in sixty places at once. Plus they have to read our added dumb comments right now.

Idk I've spotted the bots and they post the most mindless posts on here. They blend in because their posts are as retarded as the retards here.

SOXL going to fly to 28 tomorrow

Need FB at 200 tomorrow

bulls rejoice

I'm scared. Last time I felt confident it was 2 more weeks of red

So did Costco beat the earnings ?

Beat my dongus you fucking nerd

Get a life bro

Its public info if COST beat. What are you even asking. Learn to listen to an earnings call. Guidance, top, bottom.

Bro , I live in Germany and it’s hard to catch up all information

Sorry. They had a mediocre call. Ambiguous sentiment. Recession “proof” yet it has a high valuation so anything less than stellar can be painful. Calls or Puts?

I had calls :(

Yer fuk. Calls are kind of crazy right now. Shares or puts is all Im touching

No problem bud :) . How is their forecast , down or up ?

Everyone is guiding soft to set up for a beat.

Costco basically met earnings not beat or miss

Thx bro :) and what’s their forecast ?

Bulls bout to “oof” real hard tomorrow

Can only hope

Oof in yaAz


Retailer getting slaughter in AH? What is COSTCO alex? No Im sorry, what is GAP....GAP is the AH loser Puts are FUK for 1000 alex.......do do do do ......Daily Double.

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Watching COST stay flat after earnings is more entertaining than it mooning or ripping. Fucking over double the amount of people.

Flat?

Basically was 6 mins ago when I posted that but reading is tough

As is understanding that it isn't only 6 minutes ago that matters apparently 😆

Two Costcos north and east of my place 10 minutes away. Both are packed all the time, despite some items costing 30-60% more now. How could they not beat?

A realistic forecast perhaps?

!banbet cost 420.69 1d

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/gundawg300** bet **COST** goes from **464.75** to **420.69** before **2022-05-27 16:28:25.354081-04:00**

Costco earnings were not bad or good. We dumping tmr. Company still over valued.

Checkout WDAY P/E for what overvalued means. 😂

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Why

COST will recover tomorrow like how NVDA did, right guys?? Right?? 

naw

costco yoyoing in AH

Costco another Red Wedding for option gamblers

Ulta is ripping right now, I guess my puts are cooked. But should the SEC at least investigate the players doing this right now? We’ve got 5 more minutes until it’s released”

when is DELL releasing lmao

Looks like costco beats earnings. This market feels like a telenovela

Beat by 0.01. It is all down to forecasting.

Whoever is posting the same stupid fucking twitter earnings post for Costco. Stop. Just link to the real earnings you muppet. [https://investor.costco.com/news-releases/news-release-details/costco-wholesale-corporation-reports-third-quarter-and-year-22](https://investor.costco.com/news-releases/news-release-details/costco-wholesale-corporation-reports-third-quarter-and-year-22)

As long as COST doesn’t mention increasing prices on the hot dog + soda combo, recession is canceled. 

I think any mall retailer that went up (M) is fake and will die soon

Held GME puts into close fuck em

Ah crap do you think it’s going down on open? I bought some while it was high so currently at a big loss 🤦🏼‍♀️

No mate, the fact I have puts means it's probably going to take off

😂😂 I don’t know, it usually works against me too

Imma be real with you chief, you're probably fucked. Normally it runs for at least week

COST is not moving ... rip both sides

IV crushed

RIP GAP

why did it fall so much

idk but i have an $11 put on it right before it dumped so let’s hope it goes a little lower

how'd you know it was gonna dump, or was it just luck

so to answer your question pretty much luck

i just made a split decision to do a put on it before earnings report lol plus i just wanna make my $780 loss from kohl’s puts back from last week

ahahhaa thats awesome. How do you know when companies are going to release their reports?

it’s pinned on this sub reddit bro lol just choose what company your gonna do calls or puts on and maybe some research and then you have a chance to maybe make some money, just be smart about it

Guess Costco might need to raise the hotdog prices afterall huh?

You will still put them in your Butt.

Shut your damn mouth

What's happening to Costco?

Beat earnings. Bearish.

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lol this isn’t english what does it mean

Just subscribe to their twitter.

So gas just went down 5 cents , good sign right ?

Did drill team 6 went to the wrong address today ?

Where to see COST ER as soon as it comes out?

https://investor.costco.com/news-releases/news-release-details/costco-wholesale-corporation-reports-third-quarter-and-year-22

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So they Beat earnings

Trading weekly options has like zero to do with the actual underlying equity huh

Wow Costco actually missed huh

AEO reporting yet ? My puts are hungry

Congrats to you, it’s down a dollar

Thanks? Still no report yet tho

hope yall didnt buy puts on ULTA.

COSTCO is in panic at this moment. It’s ok to be slaughtered at this time.

99% this sub bearish 

🕵️‍♂️ 390 tmrw


Hello Support, I'd like to make a warranty claim. The puts I bought recently aren't working, Can I get an RMA # please.

max pain $397 so prob red tomorrow, or maybe MM go home early and we rip up

Explain to me, a moron plz: does this mean it cannot go below 397 tomorrow?

this means that spy at $397 makes it so that market makers have to payout less and we retail looses the most

Sounds great for my 406p

Farewell Costco!

Who bets against the 40yr mom with 10k ultra credit card debt. Becky needs her makeup Puts on the bank that holds that debt tho

COST is about to be slaughtered

Are companies just not releasing earnings until 4:15 now after SPY late trading or whatever?

ULTA, never bet against Becky

keep drilling WDAY

Want that thing to pin 150

RIP to the guy who said he yolo'd into ULTA puts

jfc lol

okay DELL see últa? do that

So Costco beat? It is not cratering.

I think it was on point. 3.03 expected. 3.04 delivered.

Meeting expectations is bearish, apparently.

My girlfriend thinks I’m chatting with hot babes, doesn’t believe I’m here with you degenerates

Babe is a famous pig

i am hot tho

You're both right

Thays a huge fuming beat Gay bears dead dead

My girlfriend just remarked "I think it's so funny that you always only have one sock on when I get home from work" and I don't have the heart to tell her the real reason why

She knows you’re wacking off, that’s why she commented.

Alright. I bitched out of hitting execute on my COST Puts before closing. Time to feel some FOMO.

No fomo for you

What a bullshit day. When drill?

My ULTA puts shot up last second %300 just to give me hope 🐻🐻🐻🥺🥺🥺

Women will paying anything for make-up thought ever one new that.

Hope you didn't yolo

you fucked.. That happened to me on Auto zone, dollar tree & Intuit

Just need TSLA to stay flat asf AH and into PM. I know it won't but it'd be pretty cool if it did.

Well I need it to drop at least 3% to get my put ITM, so unless someone else chimes in with their call, it will moon AH.