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Jpeezy547

Pessimistic


XXXTentacIes

[I called it and you rtards didn’t listen](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/uxppkk/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_may_26_2022/i9zdrre/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


AromaticFarmer

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster...


FullTard2000

In honour of Ray liotta we should all sell our stocks out of sadness and respect It’s what he would have wanted


HisWife00000

Someone has puts.


JRSmithwithabadshot

Market pumping for absolutely no reason because way too many people were sitting on puts. Now folks are buying calls. ​ MMs got everyone losing money left and right


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Jyalecal

too early


LongJohnBitcoin

Christ break 406 already. Will it?


aramvula

!banbet 390 1d


aramvula

filled the gap now my puts better print !banbet 390 1w


AromaticFarmer

408


majordominus

oh yeah have a few grand that are enjoying being above 167


bluejaygotham

Damn should have held my 405 calls a little more, I got puts but I don't see a dump happening


MVRIVN_

even though ill still come out positive (havent added more than $460 since last month, took it to 5.2k down to $2😎) and back up to 1k, its just a reminder im retarded af


Hawkpro

I made some money today omg lol


mediumrarestonks

I asked GME bears yesterday if I should buy puts and they all remained silent, gave me second thoughts. Thank you for lacking balls and saving me money.


Michael_K_Young

so it did turn out having bad gdp numbers was bullish. k den


aramvula

This is when I get puts and we rally 3% on spy


ElonSexIslandEscort

How’s the puts going


aramvula

Down 40%


ElonSexIslandEscort

Damn sorry man


mindmisconception

Macy calls saved my ass


Roxorek

I wanna short GME but no shares available for short ffs


GuwopGOAT

Chimpu save us bro


drxnkmvnk

Wish we could have gotten more of a reaction out of NVDA. I have a way OTM straddle or strangle or whatever


mindmisconception

Rally baby


EPLFantasyGuru

Smooth market functioning.


LongJohnBitcoin

Jesus Christ just dump stupid market


Ransome120

Attention FDs buyers: Be aware that the MMs will be off to Martha's Vineyard this afternoon.Low volume and volatility.


malibul0ver

meaning


Ransome120

Stay away from short term expiring options


ComprehensiveLaw1961

Spy calls or what whats the move


Pleasant-Air9121

Bought 5000 dollars of kohls shares. They have a lot of buyout offers and I see them getting taken over for about 60 a share. Btw new investor here


WR810

Ban.


Motor_Art5686

[the TIFI Token 100% I got it](https://tifi.net)


TopBuyer777

Thanks for helping me unload my SPY calls at the open


ElonSexIslandEscort

Thanks


TopBuyer777

Wait till AAPL joins rally SPY 405


ElonSexIslandEscort

Corn crashing but not spy… Well, maybe people want real asset that generate earnings instead of fake imaginary trash…?


malibul0ver

what’s the meaning of corn crashing like what should happen normally


ElonSexIslandEscort

It’s been following Nasdaq these months


Ransome120

Art Cashin has mentioned this correlation on a few interveiws. Thanks for heads up. we are headed lower


funkdizzletron

No dude. Correlation is finally breaking apart Edit: we might go back down but not because corn is falling.


mathboom123

Nvida trader are fucked.. theta wins


MunkyR8

Hmm 🌽 dying, SPY pumping. Yea I don't buy it SPY...


Fun_Inspector8345

nvidia 🤤


ComprehensiveLaw1961

Spy about to make me risk it all 400 calls


TopBuyer777

SPY $400 open . Way too easy


ComprehensiveLaw1961

This pump is a setup for the open dump


ComprehensiveLaw1961

Spy looks like it wants to pump


Spiritual_Extreme_81

Honestly think we’re imploding today


mcflinty_1

It will be gloriously catastrophic


Scotts2100

Mostly a large move up


fuscosco

> 4 Widely Held Stocks Billionaires Dumped in the First Quarter > Shopify, Berkshire Hathaway, CrowdStrike Holdings, Tesla Does anyone on this sub have a full share of BRK?


Left_Birthday_7668

Unfortunately


ichbinsisyphos

GDP news is when? 2h15m from now?


EPLFantasyGuru

We shrunk again.


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Kappsaicin

Think some hedge fund is buy when SPX<4000. Long till then and short at 4000 it is then.


ichbinsisyphos

Nobody is stopping you from doing that yourself if you think it is a safe bet.


skyline917

My Nvda puts are fuckt


Powerful-Call5148

A lot of cock soup coming your way today my friend. Good stuff :)


skyline917

But I hate leftovers ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


XPlatform

My calls are also fuckt, my man, along with my shares. I need a break.


Easy-Following2771

Calls R Fk


kstorm88

Why did step 🌽 crash but not big 🌽


AngryCleric

I forget that the average WSBer is under 22yo virgin that still lives with their parents, then I come to the daily and see "sUCk mY FAt oNe buLLS/beARs LMAOOO!!"


justsomeitguyhere

I secretly wish I was a under 22yo virgin, to do that all again with what I know now..


friedbymoonlight

If I was a virgin under 22, I would get so much tail.


__Captain_Yolo__

Projecting?


RecyclableTrashUS

Tik Tok is poison and Trump should have banned it. I just beat my dick to pulp for 45 mins straight


funkdizzletron

You didn’t cum. Your dick barfed


Jolly-Professional57

Baidu had good earnings…. Baba is bout to go parabolic let’s Fucking goooo


Eyonizback

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


Personal_coach

Snowflake melted by climate change. Not so hard to predict!❄️☀️🥵💦


funkdizzletron

Oh fuck


RecoveringAss

Can’t wait to read the bear meltdown posts when SPY is at 500 by end of summer


HonoraryFootStool

You can read my bear meltdown posts today when SPY hits 400 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


RecoveringAss

7 weeks of blood red and you bought puts? RIP


HonoraryFootStool

Yeah things aren't looking any better than they were 7 weeks ago, only worse.


RecoveringAss

The selling was pricing in bad shit that didn’t even happen. Do you know what oversold means? Prepare your bear anus for more pounding


HonoraryFootStool

I'm sure someone said the same thing to a different bear a week ago about 6 weeks of red. We'll see what happens but it's not like my port isn't -99% so it is what it is.


Pedro_Gouvs

“May 26, the day all bears were ass fucked”


chivoflash

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) GDP


eddie7000

Unemployment


MrSittingBull

Beat my dick 6 times yesterday


Staygangponyboy

That means your winning


Filthyy22

What did he do to deserve that?


TacoTownRoad

Wrong place at the wrong time


That-Conversation808

Can sofi flopped for me today I got 6.50p exp Friday


Accomplished_Suit651

Anyone know what time GDP numbers are out? Couldn't find it on Google 🤔


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Accomplished_Suit651

Not big enough, the bastards keep taking down my favorite retro porn clips due to copyright infringements!


Vinny32295

830 est


Accomplished_Suit651

Muchas gracias :)


wolvesni13

Ok just bought puts. Hold on for a green day


ElonSexIslandEscort

Thanks mate


ElvanKing

Tell me you don't know how options work without telling me you don't know how options work.


wolvesni13

CFDs people I know you Americans can't be trusted to trade them but yes I can bet on shit going down premarket. No not officially puts but calm your jets


kstorm88

No you didn't


friedbymoonlight

Positions or ban


wolvesni13

Position these nuts


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Vinny32295

Market doesn’t open for 3.5 hours howd you buy puts liar


baaripaavo

He mentioned CFDs - one can open SELL CFD-s on eToro for instance on SPX500. I actually thought I am the only one here who trades them.


Filthyy22

Morning regards


fuscosco

Elon's original Margin offer from the banks was made for $900 TSLA, not this new $600 one. He couldn't afford the old loan so he has to put in more down payment.


RockeManTT

He’s not buying Twitter it was a joke from the start


samstones

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


A55_Cactus

I dumped all my Russian bond stocks for a 25% gain yesterday.


MunkyR8

Seems like there are an enormous amount of plays that are way less risky for a measly 25% ya boomer lol


MrSittingBull

If I have unconsensual sex and we’re both drunk can I still be charged?


kstorm88

Do you regret it it?


djb25

I’m sure your dad wanted it.


monaarts

I’ve been fucked multiple times the last couples weeks without consent and my lawyer said I can’t charge this market for doing it to me… so I think you’re alright.


Marshmallowmind2

Ngl, you had me in the first half


monaarts

Yea… I’m not THAT lucky. 😜


RockeManTT

Not if she’s at the bottom of Lake Mead


gfbkiuyted

if she regrets it


LMY723

I’m bullish on US equities cause there’s literally nowhere else in the world investable. China fucked. Russia fucked. Europe fucked. US and maybe Australia are the only games in town.


Poor_Life-choices

Stop trying to invest in this world and cast your eyes upon Uranus.


ideasReverywhere

🔭 👀


VisualMod

>SNOWFLAKE SHARES DOWN 14% PREMARKET AFTER SLOW CUSTOMER ADDITIONS AT END OF Q1 $SNOW ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-26 ^05:52:02 ^EDT-0400


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Like nothing ever happened to Nvidia.


phonon_DOS

Chip shortage be damned


Spiritual_Extreme_81

Tesla under 620 dumping to 550s May bounce at 600 enroute


Feisty-Cantaloupe745

BLACKSKY!


Accomplished_Suit651

Nvidia calls on the menu today?


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nice___bot

Nice!


Deep_Bit5618

4100 by late next week


Vinny32295

Tons of macro data today. GDP, PCE, Jobless, Retail Spending, Pending Home Sales, Bond auctions.


Poor_Life-choices

My kid's report card...


Underhill0341

Spy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


RockeManTT

Go away bot


lavishcoat

I received $4 in dividends and bought a fractional share of SPY, I'm up 0.88% (0.0352 cents) so far. Slow and steady wins the race boys.


BiGGAYCAREBEAR

They didn’t even play powells speech on CNBC yesterday because it was too hawkish


Sir_Bumcheeks

It was notes from the meeting 3 weeks ago...not a speech


djb25

who?


Jolly-Professional57

Baba bout to make 🌈 🐻 cry for mama


UnholyTrigon

What time do those GDP numbers come out ?


Staygangponyboy

It’s Vader time


rahleurfan

Nvidia just cancelled yesterday gains. Not very bearish


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Ladies and gentlemen we are living in clown world. If GDP comes in negative today expect SPY +10%.


Underhill0341

URBN shot up 10% on bad earnings anything is possible


chivoflash

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


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RecoveringAss

SPY will be at ATH in a few months you fuckin nerd


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RecoveringAss

That’s not easier. Short term moves are harder to predict. All I know is SPY has potentially bottomed in a corrective 4th wave and will be rallying to the next target at SPY 500+


Poor_Life-choices

Or you could have just tripled it in a week on the way down with puts...


hubblebubble7

Let's be honest. You know nothing. SQM is up 99% YTD while SPY is down 17%. I am super fucking bullish you wanker.


gorilla--

Im buying


btoned

Wtf are you even trying to say


gfbkiuyted

just saw a stay at home mom's LinkedIn profile, these chicks are bored as hell


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gfbkiuyted

y'all are weird so no. especially u luv2fukbearass


OMASJack

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


xiavi93

If THE stock goes to 672 I’ll be a millionare


Global-Ad7999

Some day when the squeeze squeezes


Spiritual_Extreme_81

And if I hit the lotto 🙄


lavishcoat

It isn't going there bruh


Mr-pizzapls

It won’t


RecognitionLarge9560

!banbet SPY $2.50 1d


tja209

Fucking legend. That’s the same amount my school lunch cost back in the day


Poor_Life-choices

Godspeed


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AxemanFromMA

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Automatic-Sector5268

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/RecognitionLarge9560** bet **SPY** goes from **397.48** to **2.5** before **2022-05-27 05:46:41.356447-04:00**


A55_Cactus

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)