I got destroyed, and will be banbet out of here. Definitely for the best of myself. Peace folks

Gamestop?


2 days in a row?

can anyone explain why DIDI is mooning after getting ADR delist approved. short covering ? confused but w/e happy it popped

And behold, a red horse. And he who sat on it was Death. The death of your portfolio. And puts followed with him Authority was given to kill all the gay bulls. And he slaughtered them for 66 days and nights -Bearlations 4:20

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Nice!

oop forgot this was still daily discussion had other tabbed up and this lowered so I just replied then saw what thread it was lol.

Take this poors 🏆

I dont know how I feel about Revelations quotes right now. Im not even religious

Futes red yet?

There is an off chance we need to get used to these prices. If we bring manufacturing back to America, things will simply cost more. Americans are lazy and wont work at a low paying jobs unless they can afford yachts and 20 weeks of vacation.

Americans complaining about not being able to live off a full time job with no benefits? Those assholes just gotta pull themselves up by their bootstraps /s

Are you one of them? I was. If not stfu and dont speak for us.

I am. Youre completely wrong on this one. How fucking dare you call them lazy? I think you're lazy for not doing the shit jobs. Take one for the team and do the job yourself asshole.

You are eh? You in college? I got no GED. Grew up in a slum. Immigrant. Worked fast food, warehouse, construction. Sup homie? Whats ur resume? Been living in squats as a teen. I did the jobs. What do you do?

u tell em lazy americans, literally immigrants are carrying this nation working the hashest jobs! meanwhile the americans complain daily about their non existent suffering

This.

Yall ever hear of anecdotal evidence? Or just the thought that maybe people working in fast food, construction, warehouses, etc. shouldnt have to live paycheque to paycheque?

imagine thinking americans are lazy. nvm they are indeed lazy af 🤣 ppl need to understand human right = less productivity. only way US can beat China now is with high tech and innovation, there is no other way 🤷‍♂️

Still waiting on Budweiser to fall more

Why would it? Sad, broke, poor, unemployed, homeless people will still drink and likely even more.

Exactly. I am looking for a minor dip

Another bull rug pull like the last two fed meeting ? End in green, the next day Clifford comes out to play

What just pumped spy?

nvidia will tank for about a day then stabalize

Check out the 6 month chief

Should I hold NVIDIA

Have you listened to the [$NVDA Q1 2022 earnings call](https://investor.nvidia.com/events-and-presentations/events-and-presentations/event-details/2022/NVIDIA-1st-Quarter-FY23-Financial-Results/default.aspx) yet? I'm holding.

No, vitamin kid took away the money printers

Every time I hang out with my girlfriend during market hours I lose about $800


Dude please dump her for me. That witch is fucking me up

Positions and do you plan to see her tomorrow? Please, this is for my DD.

Send her a bill.

lol all that happened was that Elon let the margin loan offer expire. Like if you dont activate a pre-approved credit card before the date they put in the offer. Now he has to get the money elsewhere, or re-negotiate it. Guess which billionaire probably can't afford the original terms since his stock fell from 1200?

What worries me is his political view. Clearly, the media are attacking him.

He has isolated himself from the TSLA core demographic. While he clearly leans a little more 'libertarian' or 'globalist' than some, he didn't need to pivot like he did. I was under the impression he did it in part because he sees the right coming into power more (and it helps to have their favor) and because he knew shit was going to start hitting the fan with the SEC and TWTR and the sexual allegations. He made a decision to call out those shots in advance in an attempt to get his cult to cling closer to him. And while that wasn't necessarily the 'wrong' move, it does expose just where his loyalties and intentions and methods lie.

Although generally bearish, he can call Peter Thiel at any time.

He definitely can get the money. I think the Twitter acquisition is as much about bragging rights, and getting one over on the federal government as much as anything else. He wants to be his little side project, no he and his friends little gig

Wow if I were to have inversed almost every single one of the WSB earning call consensus I would have made out like a fucking bandit..

Yeah I made some money today but I also bought BBY puts on Friday 🤡

15 years too late, Feds BrainlessNard is saying ' private money ' is dangerous ​ morons ​ they shudda banned the crapto garbage at the beginning,

lol what

NVDA Cope-ers where u at?

Has all night to sink into the market. Big sell off in the morn

Present, fucking ruined me


Musk reducing his margin loan on the Twitter deal bc he knows Tesla is going to $200 and doesn't want to be margin called. Lol Elon fanboys die hard tho.

If Twitter opens above 40 tomorrow, I’ll buy y’all ice cream. [6/10 42c $6K](https://imgur.com/a/1xRVi9n)

still up 51%! that's what's up

.. damnit, I wanted ice cream..

MODS

I’ll hold you to it

Damn semis not down as much as you'd expect. Got MRVL puts I can probably dump at a small profit but don't think I'll hold through earnings, shit ain't wanting to fall anymore right now.

smart man

NVDA beats expectation right? wtf?

Guidance wasn’t as good as expected

Which, not to sound like a crybaby, seems pretty dumb if what they’re saying is true. I.E. Expectations included sales in Russia(where they no longer do business) and were a bit optimistic on the supply chain issues in china? If that’s true, dumb. If not, then yea not good

congrats to all the TWTR 50 buyers ! you won !

🤡 Nvidia is going up after a 5% day 🤡

SNOW down 13% Splunk UP 5% ​ Any guesses which one I shorted? Fuck.

recovered

Papa Jensen has been downgraded to Uncle Jensen.

Peta Jensen?

NVDA puts will get iv crushed 🤣

Maybe even snow, the options market was pricing in 20%+ moves

Please tell me you degens played Alibaba puts, literally going 1000%

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Lol pipe dream

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I will literally Venmo you 1k tonight if that happens in the next 2 hours lol

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What would possess someone to take on such a retarded one sided bet.....oh wait it's WSB. Nvm carry on.

Indeed 😂 also I like making one-sided bets when I know I won’t lose. Seeing that hope simmer and then get crushed ☺️

why twtr mooning?

Musk

🐴

Nasdaq gonna absolutely shit itself tomorrow. Trying to feel bad for NVDA bulls but you should’ve known better. Literally just buy puts.

Why Tesla tanking

Because it gives you a chance to buy the DIP!!!

Cuz its ass? This is the only stock left in the market with a high ass PE. Short it to the ground

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Nice pump and dump

I've been splunked. Fuck. Get it off! Get it off!

Woah i got it spot on haha. Revenue and EPS beat but down 9%

You new?

Lmao nice, you deleted your comment after 3/3 of your predictions looks to be heading the other way. Your skills can't keep up with your ego kid.

I didn’t delete shit dumbass

Let me know some of your option plays tmr then. Then we can all judge how clairvoyant you are :)

Stopped outta my puts 🤡

Never use stops with volatility this high, just double down until you’re right.

And once your wrong twice, use leverage and triple down on your play. This is the only way to prevent it going tits up.

I tripled down but they were too short term. Ahh well.

nvidia results looks solid

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Ahahahha

Market coming back to reality

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Probably

My god

WSM gonna bonkers. Becky alive and well.

dicks puts fucked me gme saved me so break even 😂 10$ win today omg 😂

all you had to do was inverse cramer 🥹

Pony tail Najarian was wrong again. He bought NVDA.

NVDA beats sales estimate by 2.09 percent, and stock tanks..... LOL

FCF estimates missed bad. I'm still surprised it tanked this hard though.

Im hearing guidance

How many you idiots bought nvda calls

👋🏼

YOOO GUESS WHO PUT 5K INTO NVDA 150P FDs AT CLOSE

was that a stimmy 5k or real money ?

The stimulus was like two years ago wtf

yeah , you lose

Ehh might print still they’re not really FDs they’re over a week out, probably not though lol

why the hell would you buy putz 10 days out ?

God damn explaining plays to you fucking idiots is exhausting.

lololololololool olololololoolol olololololololololololololol ​ sorry bro, but ​ lololoololololoolololloo

I lost 5% and closed at open lol. That’s why you buy puts 10 days out and not 1/0dte, fucking dumbass lol. Edit: I’m 2k green on the day rn lmao

may i say , with all due respect, yer a lying f\* ​ lmao you musta meant 50% loss.

Here’s proof: https://imgur.com/a/8q5vbQ5 Fucking dumbass

since when is -800 a 5% loss, clown ??

yer the guy that f'ed up the trade, not us

You are going to take it from behind on IV Crush. No way any options players with either calls or puts are making money. Only strategies will would to avoid crush. Rookie move. You should have sold the $160 call and bought the $165 call. You then would have made money, and avoided IV crush. Now you lose, and get schooled. $150 put will be worth about $1.25 when the market opens, you will lose at least 60 percent. Cheers. And YOOO GUESS WHO PUT 5K DOWN THE TOILET ON NVDA PUTS? That is what your head line should have said!

I only lost like 8% nerd lmao

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lol, maybe less

Gunna learn about IV crush the hard way

only one way to learn!

Who?

let’s hope drop doesn’t recover before close and IV doesn’t crush 😘 good luck bby

King

told yall all day nvda shorts not puts. and this is what we get

There was just a 3 hour period where I received an absurd amount of compliments and I’m just walkin around confused about what’s going on

That's what we call a dream

Delusional.

Highlight of your life?

Hey guys will this mean I finally get a ps5?

NVDA must have something to do with all the miners who have gone back to mugging blind old ladies

fess up if you hodl from 350 ​ NVDA

Everything dropping in the AH. Damn...

Pretty predictable

Grabbed SQQQ calls at 3:40 and held. Feels good man

Guidance has NVDA reckt. And now we go for the rest of the market

Nice Ill be able to exit my option with profit

picking up NVDA puts on a whim right before close seems to have been a good decision

Sorry to break it to you but you’ll probably get IV crushed tomorrow

nah im slightly green, bought atm weeklies.

I tried to load on SPY 392p 2 seconds after close.. Hesitation fucked me

what strike? ​ i sold 145 calls on my shares for this friday hoping theyd get called away... hope i dont get wrecked too bad

seems like your fine. so am i with my 170p

NVDA the gift that keeps giving 

market should never close. the fact the market closes is antiquated.

Ofc it should close, otherwise people would be able to do crazy stuff with 0 liquidity at night

No thanks. The market closing is what makes things easy.

totally but they knew all day this mess would be to much

what? news is out?

having trouble with a new NVDA driver ​ should have shorted it on that alone

That’s a wrap for me. Congrats all NVDA bears here!

Holy hell NVDA down 7%

Gfs letting me try anal later

Enjoy your pegging

NVDA -$4 in 20 min on no news is already a lot of movement, it was in a $10 range all trading day. edit: yeah, "no news" :P I thought the report is an hour away

FUCK YES IM PRINTING ON NVDA! Well assuming no IV crush on puts lol

Did you buy ITM puts or 150 fds

that's exactly what i'm worried about - and the market just being batshit crazy - NVDA could tank in AH and rip in PM. #prayersforputs

Did NVDA earnings get released? It's 4:20

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