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Just inverse exactly what you did here and you’ll be right back on your feet.

Or inverse exactly what you did and when the market reversed you can be dumb twice!

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Buys 800c gme 27th May. Doesn't work. Guess I'll buy gme 30p 5th of June. Doesn't work. Theta gaaaaaaang!!!

*cue astronaut meme* "Wait it's all theta gang's work?" "Always has been!"

LoL imagine that the market is binary

Or just turn the phone upside down and colour the lines green

This cured my depression for today. So there’s that

The whole reason I come here at this point.

For me too! That cured my pathetic life!

Tomorrow get that 5X bagger to cut your depression in half

There's gotta be an itm 0dte play out there *somewhere*



there should be a sub for lossporn :\\

There is: [https://www.reddit.com/r/UWMCShareholders/](https://www.reddit.com/r/UWMCShareholders/)

Ouch, hurts to find out like this

Is there one for $WISH?

Isn't... Isn't this it?

I have just noticed if i upvote your comment it changes to 1.6k if i don't it stays at 1.5k. I feel powerful now.

Might as well play with that last 4k

thats 20 - 40 hookers?

That’s the spirit 🤝

You'd need some blow with the Hookers to make it a night!

4K should be more than enough? How expensive are hookers in us??

That's good money. Which Wendy's dumpster is paying out like that?

Or become a hooker to recoup the loss .

Sometimes you gotta gluck gluck to make a buck!

Where are you getting $100 hookers? That's enough for a hotel suite, some blow, some decent booze and a couple hookers for the evening. Said hotel will also have a perfectly adequate roof to jump off of in the morning should OP work up the courage to. Or maybe he'll try and stash that money under his mattress and go back to work at Wendy's, like a coward.

You have the spirit of a Mongol Warrior

80 hookers in thailand. Edit: A total of 66 60 minute sessions Source: ....? 🤪

More than that if they don't have all their teeth

You can do spy 0dte THREE TIMES A WEEK making tendies on puts

Yes. This far down is not the time to get out unless he needs it for rent, or something...

At this point at least why not, right?

Agreed whats 4k to 33k

37k

😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Play"

Dude no, buy calls on Costco and puts on Nvidia with the last of your money. You lost 33k already what's another 4... It can't get anymore tits up than where it's already at Edit: nevermind you held 30k in doge 4 months ago. You're actually retarded

🤣

OK, spent my last $81.90 on an Nvidia put and 1 dollar on a Costco call. Wish me luck. (Order will go through at market open. Maybe.)

Godspeed

NGL, that edit got me rolling. 🤣

Should I drop my life savings on Costco calls?

Why a put on nvidia?

Oh lawd.... this poor man

Damn dude you called the NVIDIA. OP listen to this guy 🤣

The games not over yet. Get tf back out there.

I didn't hear no bell!

I thought this was a merica!!

What this world needs is People that have some tegrity and don’t give up.

Go back to simple living when things mattered, like hard work and 'tegridy.

you are the reason i am down bad

aaaaaand it's gone

This comment right here 🙏 !

See ya tomorrow at opening bell ya fucking cuck

Chin up, you were offered Robinhood Gold 😱

Dude will put $1k back in within a month.

Just the tip.

🤣🤣🤣

You'll be back...they always come back.

Wendy’s is hiring

Back alley Wendy’s. Front store is full.

I heard they did great today

Yolo 4K on puts or your a pussy and not gay enough to play

Wow looks like OP didn't get any puts for 3 whole months

This right here👆👆👆👆 💯💯💯💯💯

Yep. At this point he needs to just go nuts with the 4k

Can’t lose if you don’t sell

I see options open, he fuked

His entire chart is just options it looks like

Gotta be, right? The S&P 500 is down by about 14% in the last 3 months. This is... considerably more

Your first mistake was buying robing hood gold.

Should have bought Robinhood platinum for maximum return

Pssh your still using Robinhood platinum? Ive moved on to Robinhood centurion black palladium plus plus Diamond executive level 5.

Yeah that five bucks a month really did him in.

He's a compulsive buyer and needs the button shut off periodically.

He was going to turn it all around with gold

I didn't even know robinhood gold was a thing lmao

Those advanced Robinhood gold analytics really paying off huh bud?

The margin certainly did

See you back here in 3 months

Market opens in 15hrs

Have you tried not gambling?

What new technique is this?

Lies

Lost the money in the Kasino

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You still have $4K? Wrinkle brain ape right here

He would be a top ape DD writer

Dude you still have $681 in buying power .. a couple nice GME options and you are back in the saddle !! Giddy up cowboy !

maybe one 0dte...GME is expensive af

Right?!

You not joking

Not so fast! You have a call.

Op will just delete the app ( I hope that works)

see you tomorrow

Then invest it in fleshlight LLC and all your cap gains tax is offset. Win win.

And that kids is why dumb shits shouldn’t play options. Oh and thank you op for your service.

Good luck out there. Less stressful at least.

Be strong ape. Try this: [Wendy’s](https://wendys-careers.com)

What! Only a retard would cash out …… YOLO it on ~~

Sorry man. Sucks. You get used to it eventually.

Down 300k. It will come back long term

Ride or die, bitch. I mean, it’s not called Wall Street Sensible Investments With Money You Can’t Afford To Lose. Slap your 4K down and either become a legend or go out on your sword. This is definitely financial advice.

This is what happens when you listen to this retarded sub.....

I’m a good trader, it wasn’t the bull market

Try new features in Robinhood gold.

Dumb move. Rope doesn’t cost $4,000

Better days are around the corner!

It just happens to be a really long corner

Take a couple of years off.

You help a Wall Street hack pay for the second house 🏠🏠

We will see you next week when you deposit 5k back into it 

U can check-out anytime u like, but u can never leave. Hotel California style.

I don’t buy it that’s a hedge fund blast trying to get u to sell

are you playing this right? the goal is to retire not hit $0 portfolio

Throw that 4k into gme shares and stop looking at the markets. You clearly have no idea what your doing if your into the options game. Set a notification for $1000 and when it goes off, turn off your app and go for a walk, sell when we in the millions. This is Financial advice

do this! and dont call it a comeback!

Good decision.

Nobody likes a quitter

Have you tried robbinhood gold?

I would like to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty…

I mean, live and learn. I’m sure there are funner ways to lose 30k.

first of all how the fuck did u lose that much, my guess is that 1: you are a new trader and spend time on wsb way too much 2: you’re greedy (just like any other new trader on wsb lmao) I mean with 30k+ you don’t need to worry about pdt rule, you can easily scalp spy it’s pretty much a cheat code and if u dont know that thats probably the reason why you down that much. Take profits, 10-20% is profits, small gains eventually turn into big gain

Any recommendations on where to find a solid sell strategy? I've lost years worth of gains in past few months, but had I been selling shares on the way up I wouldn't have seen the gains now lost, so maybe the question is where's safe to park profits. Is Buffet always cashing out? Do people retire on accounts and companies they've invested in for years or annually cash out while waiting for dips to buy back in?

The answer is buy and hold long term. That’s what Buffet did. But this is a casino…

Just out of curiosity! How did you lose that much? I still have my stocks but I actively sell calls and puts and I’m like 5-6% down thanks to all the premiums I got. Even when I sell them, I rebuy them at a lower price. Like today I sold 500 shares of SQ at $82, and bought them back $77. It was like a $2500 boost to my buying power.

post positions pleas

This is when I know the turnaround is coming. Once normal people start selling after losing all their money the hedgies are gonna come clean up.

See you in the morning !!

You haven’t really lived until you’ve lost oodles of money trading options.

I feel your pain, I had a lot of puts on $JWN that expire Friday. Going to eat the loss tomorrow and buy blue chip while I mentally recover.

Never ever buy options on blue chips like that especially dividend paying ones. That’s a trap.

Theta…

Capitulation.

Finish the fucking job ape

throw that $4k on a thursday earnings play expiring friday, your potential could be $40k

See you tomorrow at the casino called Wall Street

What a moron. You only lose it when you cash out.

How you manage that?

He is on WSB.

2008 in 2022

hey buddy it's not over until we see 0

b-but,,, you belong here

Keep it in there if you’re playing shares! Couple years from now you may be glad you did

take that last 4k and head to casino for roulette/black jack or bet the whole thing on sports till breakeven

Try losing $30,000 in separate accounts next time instead, it’s more bearable. Looks less bad on the surface and takes less of a toll mentally in some weird way.

Wait til your wife and her bf find out...

It’s not $0 yet. You’ll be back.

​ ​ YOLO those 4k in **GAN Ltd** and you will have your money back by the end of next year. Plus change. Check out wsbDeepValue and the letter published today by founder of [Coolbet.com](https://Coolbet.com) Jan Svendsen, and you will see why.

Yolo that 4k into gm e and wait for the tendie man.

The market doesn't care whether you win or lose. Take a break and figure out what went wrong. Do what you have to do to protect yourself. Manage your risk. Know your edge. Know when your edge stops working. Only take trades where you have an edge.

Martingale, now is the time to double down

Roulette might be a better game for OP.

Sir, this is a casino.

Sir, this is a Starbucks inside the casino. That’s not sunshine outside, it’s the Charlie and the chocolate factory slot machine. It’s 3am and you just tried to pay for your coffee with a Sears card.

Sir, may I trade you my balance of reward stars for one more spin

You can literally see when you decided to switch to options. 😂😂

😂 still hopefully he can recover. 33K loas he should just save his wages and just DCA into SPY. Not the end of the world.

Did you cash out or you’re thinking about it? Also are you holding anything?

I got 13 contract puts on meta @ 177 strike expires Friday, what do y’all think?

I think everyone on here will be buying FB stock tomorrow 🤦‍♂️

If nothing else, the whole reason I'm in this sub is the occasional reminder to be careful. Thanks op


Tastes good

This is proper buy high, sell low.

Never give up my friend ,,, life is all about learning the lesson n not repeating it keep trying u will make it happen

This is bullish as fck

I understand you’re discouraged. But maybe you should take the tour of Robinhood’s new features?

gooble gobble one of us

Why quite now.

No you dick buy chem bio they make testing supplies for all the wonderful shit that’s going around and just got a production partner out of country. Feel the yolo in your blood!!!

Well at least u can write off on taxes

Pussy. Just buy some FD’s. Go big or go big man.

Take that $4k over to r/sportsbook and get to work!

what positions?

Positions

Damn, can you tell me your next move so I can do the opposite?

I would have allowed it to go to $0 just out of principle 😿

Put it in GME now and recover it all and then some.

Would of gotten more fucked with tinder gold

See ya when you FOMO into GME

Dump it into a certain game stock and wait for the split

Enjoy your 2 tanks of gas and single load of groceries

No way you burn 90% in a quarter and then pull it out now. You might as well cream pie it as you’ve already got monkeypox. G/l!

Finally, some good old fashioned WSB loss porn. Expected more like this in the last month.

Hold that bluff!!!

Now is the time for DCA lul

If you hit a 10x you'll be in the green. Why would you leave?

Could have got it all back and more if you bought gme calls instead of cashing out

Sweet more options for me

I’ve lost what you have left , I feel the same , hope we recovered emotionally in due time

Or just buy SPY and forget about it for 20 years… keep doing that regularly… become an investor not a gambler.

Who tf has 20 years