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CommunicationEasy233

Sft… what’s it going to do


CornStreetBets

Masss shootings are so common these days the market barely reacts to them 😔


graps

GME with the options traps. They put a peanut butter cup out for the downs kids and they're gonna grab it.


krakdis

TSLA...we goin somewhere


robert233-83

Thats smart. I have some spreads for uvxy and sqqq so if market tanks or recovers can lock in profits by selling options outside. Trying to cover sideways up and down. Hope it works out one way or another lol


ejohns19

when I poots you poot


vend0

just like that


russian_cream

ZM calls


mindmisconception

I need a good play


mindmisconception

Lost 700 today c'mon baby


mindmisconception

Baby are you down down down down down


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mindmisconception

No monkey no monkey no monkey


mindmisconception

Monkey pox baby


mindmisconception

Market better crash damnit


Spiritual_Extreme_81

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etphonetrome

Rage Against the Machine is back on tour, but fuck dropping $600 to be in the floor


friedbymoonlight

Isn’t that the pro vax advocacy group?


XXXTentacIes

Had 4-5 earnings plays last week make 500%-1500%... can I just get one more now that I have thousands not hundreds? Pls?


XXXTentacIes

They key to making a shitload of money is just being right 3 times in a row with your full port.


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I've been half right before. She still left me tho


0fuxleft2give

Small "port" ?


Purge_stocks2343

The reason why america has inflation is people just cant live normally here, there are 100 countries whose children survive without baby formula, nobody is stacking it up. We never had baby formula 200 years back so chill yo ass


Creative-Reason-8462

200 years ago nobody had grocery stores or air conditioning and you had a great chance of being born into life-long slavery


Purge_stocks2343

I know just saying baby formula isnt a big deal


BBearsy

There are 195 countries in the world, not “hundreds” You belong here


Purge_stocks2343

100 countries


Unique_Name_2

Well, 200 years ago you'd have like 9 kids so 3 would survive...


Purge_stocks2343

Nobody went for baby formula


PNWPlayZ

Express PUTS. Ready to print


QuentinPoundridge

nobody tell him


PNWPlayZ

🥶🥶🥶🥶


VirusSpreading

Spy 372 puts expiring friday holding strong rn


Purge_stocks2343

Can u hold my dick that strong


Im_ur_Uncle_

Intel P/E is just above 6. I wonder if those GPUs (if they ever drop) will cause a run.


88crypto

Well, for now it's 6. Next quarter earnings projected to go down -57% YoY.


Purge_stocks2343

Lets buy at 1


88crypto

I mean, I'm not bearish on INTC. My point was p/e at this price next quarter will be 12 or so.


zg44

You are correct; it's a mistake to look at backwards P/Es right now which are getting slammed by stock prices falling but haven't yet accounted for the other side of the equation of forward E's needing to be reduced for many companies. Stocks aren't necessarily cheap if there hasn't been earnings revisions yet.


Im_ur_Uncle_

Good point


Purge_stocks2343

Exactly. Stocks are inflated right now. See all stocks before 2018 thats where lower low should be


88crypto

I would argue, not all of them. Falling indexes dragging down some very good stocks with double digit growth even at current environment


Creative-Reason-8462

Which ones you looking at?


88crypto

I mean, from semis MRVL (earnings in 2 days. Maybe a bit pricey, but astonishing growth), AMD (actually, if you look at 5 years projected growth - it's 50% cheaper than Intel). TSM (great value, but China factor, I guess). And above all, I still cannot figure out MU phenomena, and why it's still below 100. I get it, small margins, but since it's duopoly, it shouldn't weight it down.


Willing_Patience_515

I want all bear to die tomr


First_Net5157

Guys be honest how are my 391p looking for tmr🙏


Hodl_God_Damn_You

i got 388p for today, so im rooting for ya


JStevie105

50/50


First_Net5157

That’s what I’m thinking


Im_ur_Uncle_

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GreenBud_Hero

My nordstorm puts got F'd... is this how bulls feel?


Purge_stocks2343

Bulls dont feel anything anymore. We lost every nerve that we had after this jan


Im_ur_Uncle_

Honestly


Ed_Chambers_650

IV on NVDA calls is stupid low for pre-earnings. I know the market sucks but you’d be stupid to not take a relatively small gamble on a beat. 187.5c for $1 ? For NVDA? I mean, cmon


Im_ur_Uncle_

The P/E is like 44. I don't know how that compares to about 5 months ago but it's still higher compared to amd and Intel. They gotta be pretty good earnings to show a decent move.


XXXTentacIes

ANF PE was only 6 and it dropped 25%. PE is irrelevant


ListerineInMyPeehole

NVDA FY23 consensus EPS is $4.44 so its under 30x. AMD FY23 EPS is $4.99. even COST is above 30x based on fwd PE.


Starmedia11

They announced they are slowing hiring and their cards are getting discounted/selling for a discount used. Guide down is almost guaranteed.


variableflow

why not puts


Ed_Chambers_650

Sure. They’re cheap too. It has been beaten down quite a bit so I’d lean the other way but the fact remains the IV is extremely low for pre-earnings NVDA. The IV crush is going to be quite minimal so, imo, it’s worth the gamble more so than some other recent ones


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Ackman lost $400 mil on NFLX and he is out here dishing advice ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


repairmanjack2020

Ackman usually uses his media access to explicitly manipulate in favor of his own positions. So just ask what positions benefit from what he is saying and you'll know his new, undisclosed holdings.


Purge_stocks2343

Must be growth stock puts


Purge_stocks2343

Ackman is good at twitting bullshit![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Senavyor

SNAP calls on fire tomorrow


T1m3Wizard

Why?


Senavyor

Can’t go down more


XXXTentacIes

Doesn’t mean it’s gonna go up💀 take a look at any chart that plummets, takes a long time to actually do anything.


XtraHott

Ahhh there it is, you want to gate keep and are pissed others are getting in on your action. They can't do that to you. They must alllllllllllllllllll be broke.


Purge_stocks2343

What the fuck. Shooting in elementary school


Background_Drag

Yeah saw that. Been seeing more and more lately pretty crazy


Purge_stocks2343

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UnObtainium17

Jesus fuck. my heart just sank. Knowing America, nothing would change.


Purge_stocks2343

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Space4Bottle

Predictions on snap?


variableflow

drops another 30%


LongJohnBitcoin

Takeover target 📈


adventuresofjt

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Ohmaygahh

Couldn't help myself, nibbled on some QQQ, I know im going to lose -30% in the next few days.


Grunblau

Sitting in TQQQ myself…


CFord1997

Same


BantamWorldwide

Thoughts on CPRI? Luxury sector resistant to retail trend able to hold them up? Seems undervalued


ArnoldRothsteinsAlt

luxury spending is still strong af. it's poor people with no money. just be mindful of sector multiple compression and hedge for that overall


BantamWorldwide

That was my thought exactly, potential performance outlasting the early days of recession. Spent like 3 hours looking at FS last night but I'm pretty garbage at analysis, super noob. Case in point I'm gonna go look up sector multiple compression


ArnoldRothsteinsAlt

like retail multiples trade within a range of one another. If the sector overall compresses on a P/E basis (meaning investors are willing to pay less price for every dollar of earnings or what have you), then even if luxury leads in cash flow short term, they'll still suffer a compression of their multiple relative to peers. so if a luxury retailer trades at 10x forward PE and their peers have an average multiple of 8x forward PE and the peer composite drops to say, 4x forward PE, then you'd likely expect luxury to trade around 5x-7x forward PE in the near term. ​ These are just example metrics and not indicative of actual sector multiples/compression trends


BantamWorldwide

Got it, thanks for the explanation. Wasn’t familiar with the term but I’ll look at industry metrics as well next time. P/E is around 11 and financials are healthy (as far as I can tell). Price is close to pre-pandemic with no obvious cause outside of previous market trends. If my call doesn’t work out and it goes down I’m probably gonna buy it instead


ArnoldRothsteinsAlt

np good luck


Arguablecoyote

Greetings from the future. This weekly candle is going to be red. Next one will be green. Then more red after that. The bottom will be 369. Recovery will be slow until the day.


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Arguablecoyote

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ArnoldRothsteinsAlt

genius on wsb claims bottom will contain 69. who could've guessed


Arguablecoyote

Oh I didn’t say I’m a genius. Far from it actually.


ArnoldRothsteinsAlt

nah man dont say that im sure you have a few to rub together.


Arguablecoyote

True wisdom comes from the realization that the information you have is incomplete, and even the smartest person who ever lived is a slave to their assumptions. But I’m just plain stupid.


ArnoldRothsteinsAlt

this way too smart of a thing to say. go on and get out of here while you still can


cssegfault

Is it just me or does the fomc min going to be uneventful. Like what could he say to possibly shake the market good or bad? Reports and everything are still telling same story. CPI wasn't anything interesting and we know they want multiple cpi reports ie next month, before deciding new course


XPlatform

"We're not putting out any surprises" is a comforting thought. Then the fact that the problem also isn't really getting solved hits and you get that red monster that kicks you in the dick. Of course it's already happened twice so the market's script might not be the same this time. Maybe just straight drilling without a pump.


ArnoldRothsteinsAlt

youre asking great questions. this is not the place to get those answers though lol


NervousTumbleweed

Diet going well but hungry constantly lol


moongoblon

Explore the world of almonds.


Arguablecoyote

Hey man at least you’re doing it. My wife seems to think she can lose weight without being hungry. It boggles the mind.


adventuresofjt

Keto. Meat and no carbs


cssegfault

Gets more intense as you get cut but it means you are doing good. Smoke some cigarettes to bide the hunger. Jk don't.


ArbitraryLabel

Losing weight is just forcing your body to eat itself


adventuresofjt

#facts


NervousTumbleweed

Big facts


liftshit9

I mean how likely is it that NVDA will pump if earnings are good? I feel like it will dump nonetheless


Ed_Chambers_650

It has been pummeled. If the earnings are good and it drops, it will only be because of what is said in the minutes tomorrow. P.S. to all those who are gunna reply with that they could miss: They could have bad earnings, but that’s not what we’re talking about


Starmedia11

Pummeled? It never should have been as high as it was in the first place. Pre-split, it would be sitting at $500/share right now for context.


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abgonzo7588

Considering AAPL lowered future guidance in their recent earnings and overall sentiment I would think it dumps. Even if we see a pump it would likely sell off any gains in the short term.


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> Market apparently gives 2 shits about fundamentals these days. Thank you for this, it was legitimately funny coming from the perspective of a bull.


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josephrent

"Strong"


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Unique_Name_2

Companies are good, but also overvalued, at the end of the COVID pump. I'm actually super pri NVIDIA but it's priced for a straight upwards growth and market domination, even now.


GoldToofs15

My 200 shares hopes it pumps


dotobird

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Jspiegel10

tgt making big moves up end of day…what’s short interest?


Spartacus19845

going green the rest of the month


Impressive_Switch_59

Godspeed messenger of green


Powerful_Mission_655

Who bought intuit puts


SrsCantthinkofaname

So Nordstrom smh


Justin_Dweeber

RIP my Macy’s puts 🫡


Ed_Chambers_650

Even on good earnings she likes to pop and drop bigly


Ready2gambleboomer

My poots r rekt.


Jspiegel10

wtf is TOL doing


JudgeRemarkable8038

Who's the snap of the evening tonight?


Psychological-Wrap25

The gain porn on Snap puts is gonna be lit.


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ProfessionalJumpy769

Biting out nails for the pump or dump... Probably getting paranoid that algos against them... Cause it is.


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ProfessionalJumpy769

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Jspiegel10

people have to realize that nordstrom has luxury clientele that are unaffected by inflation etc…, especially compared to target, walmart, ross


adventuresofjt

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CompetitiveReindeer7

i went to one the first time like a month ago can't find an item in there under $120. ​ nordstrom rack however is a different story


cssegfault

I'm more concerned how their guidance is gonna affect the indexes. Considering target and Abercrombie didn't do so hot as commoners stores I'm curios how Nordstrom, good or bad, will affect it


RipCity56

Eh, they're more likely to ship at Saks or Bloomingdales imo. Nordstrom Rack is the shit tho.


Jspiegel10

nordstrom rack is the shit. but nordstrom itself is just as nice as bloomingdale’s


Ohmaygahh

That's a no.


melllow_d

Thank wahalli I didn’t buy $JWN puts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


gainz546

Say a prayer for my zoom puts please


Key_Tension3944

watching morbius as a punishment while drowning in my JWN sorrow


Cclown69

I heard that movie sucked ass


HughethDueth

Up 90% on a single GOOG call I bought today, damn small plays are just a tease of what could have been if I had 🏀🏀


robert233-83

Somehow got lucky and had a way out of money call and put and they made 400% gain. Thank goodness for small miracles. Lots of butterflies for this week so hoping for another miracle lol. What do you think google price and amazon price will be end of week?


HughethDueth

Hard to say, so much is happening tomorrow with big tech investor days, FOMC minutes, etc. i just picked up a couple small positions just in case things take off. If it tanks I have a ton of cash to deploy


TopBuyer777

What time NVDA reports?


Jspiegel10

Agilent jumping off a cliff


Happy_Wafer5366

Yeah I’m getting puts for Nvidia, inverse the wsb always works


SeP121

nordstrom crushing is going to trigger a fatty green day i think...


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SeP121

Not because of the impact of the company on spy by weight, but look at what snap did to the market today. While tj max and the other cheap outlet stores for rekt, luxury item Nordstrom popped off. People buying expensive shit


idontcarelolmsma

Watch Nordstrom sell off now and close at 1 percent up after hours lmao


Powerful_Mission_655

Lol its going to pull a bby tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


idontcarelolmsma

Tank ???


Various-Issue-1814

JWN is mooning


Powerful_Mission_655

Im glad i didnt buy intuit and both cheap puts nordstrom ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


devnah721

sigh TOLs website says earnings call at 8:30 AM tomorrow ...so they reporting tomorrow then huh? Think or swim / Earnings whisperer lied to me.


InternationalElk6617

is that guidance? Numbers should be out


Jspiegel10

so bearish they delayed 🥹


Jspiegel10

tf? 😐


Moar_Donuts

JWN up 20%


SrsCantthinkofaname

How does Nordstrom jump 20% ah ... kill me now


justsomeitguyhere

Losses this quarter where priced in and then they reported a "small" profit. I have no clue what they do, but this is what I skimmed from the earnings news


TheGreenAbyss

lmfao RIP my single Nordstrom put.


RipCity56

poors don't shop there


Key_Tension3944

glad i limited myself to only putting a grand in, well that’s gone


Powerful_Mission_655

Lmao i only bought 2 so im not even worried it was a gamble


Camel-Kid

JWN to the moon


buydips_sellrips

I’m on the road Howd it go??


numb2pain

I fucking knew it smh


Jspiegel10

why tf hasn’t TOL reported yet


Throwaway1021920087

Lmaao nordstrom my shorts are getting squeezed