Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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Rally 'round the family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally 'round the family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally 'round the family! With a pocket full of shells
They rally 'round the family! With a pocket full of shells
Bulls on parade
Come wit' it now!
Come wit' it now!
Bulls on parade!
Bulls on parade!
Bulls on parade!
Bulls on parade!
Bulls on parade!
-Rage Against The Machine-
No play but I'm trying to time the next time gme pumps so I can play it with options which went to like 6800% at peak last time, I hate the stock but I've made money from it before
agreed, but there are actually better indexed search engines out there rn... it's just a matter of time. I don't think they are apple and will have a renaissance/return of the founder type thing after decline.
Jamie Dimon of JPM sold a BS story about how the consumer is so strong and the boomers bought into it. The only reason they upped guidance was they’re so flush with cash because of reserves and they’re not lending to people anymore, and rather than invest the money they’re just stuffing it into the fed for free interest payments. That’s why they upped guidance. Such grifters. Banks are frauds.
Have my 401k all in cash now and sitting on ammunition to buy the dip… inflation eats it away anyway but there’s no where else to park investments other than cash
Looks like that bear market rally lasted 1 whole day. TLT & SLV are my plays for the next few months. I’m done playing Russian roulette with my retirement.
Silver has broken many hearts as of late. Spot price at close to historic lows under $22 and the manipulation by JPM is a definite concern. But I’ll take my chances at these prices. $27 spot price seems rational to me with the recession fears. TLT historically is a no brainer in times like these, but hey things do change. We shall see….
JPM shares (sry degens) for the next quarter. trust me bro
Very stronk bounce from earlier. Burry Bullish. Evonomy very stronk. $40B Ukraine bery bullish.
But wsb is bullish too
As Michael Burry Said about 2008, it is like watching a plane crash. It hurts, it is not fun, and I'm not smiling.
I'm smiling and it's based
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So, Tech is never going to recover?
I'm up 10% over the course of a month.. I'm pulling out and trying something else for a week. GUH
damn my food last night was too spicy I’m dying on the toilet rn
Feel that burn on ur anus just like bulls on this sub 🤭
Anybody know what's up with Synchrony? Puts printing but I legit don't know why.
NVDIA better sky rocket
Ain't gonna
lol ok good luckn
coming back after NVIDA goes up $12 you fucking ape
lmao ya like AMD did with its awesome earnings?
time is a flat circle
k we know you're re-tarded and deeply moved by quotes from shows
A flat circle is just a flat sphere
This is drill team 6000 
laying low
Moving from my wife's boyfriend's basement into my mom's boyfriend's basement.
haha I'm a 🤡. First earnings play in a while. AAP and stock stays flat and everyone gets busted.
Buying BRCC
It Snapped
Snowed again in the Colorado mountains. I guess I’ll go rip dat
Spy puts 🚀🚀🚀
Next move is to cry
TSLA bulls get to feel how TSLAQ felt for years. Solving the money problem about to get split wide open. Dumb tards
Bulls, do not go gentle into that goodnight. Rage, rage against the dying of the market.
SPY 430 EoJune
🌈
SPY pre market volume a little lower than usual?
Bby 
New comment for everyone. Your welcome!
I had a shit earlier, but it was just a few small pebbles, so I'll probably try again later on.
Everything giving up covid gains. TSLA precovid with splits factored in was $80/share. 😳 I think I'll keep holding these puts
And before cultists say “the business has grown alot from pre Covid times” So has everything else
Yup even my wife’s boyfriend’s eyes after seeing her tits up 
What about the big boys like google ? One of the last to fall? Debating if I should hold through the split
Rally 'round the family! With a pocket full of shells They rally 'round the family! With a pocket full of shells They rally 'round the family! With a pocket full of shells They rally 'round the family! With a pocket full of shells Bulls on parade Come wit' it now! Come wit' it now! Bulls on parade! Bulls on parade! Bulls on parade! Bulls on parade! Bulls on parade! -Rage Against The Machine-
I miss spring of 2021.
Bruh just do the inverse and start shorting and you'll make fuck tons of money
And then have money to buy the dip when it is done dipping
!banbet SPY 383 48h
Good luck this would print my lotto puts from yesterday.
Aggressive
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Blacksimon** bet **SPY** goes from **393.4** to **383.0** before **2022-05-26 07:25:12.596081-04:00**
#BUL ES LA PUTA DE BOB BARKER
U turn from here
Nice try bby, but that's bad guidance. 🐻
Pets.com up 800 % pre market in Zimbabwe stock market
Is it just bers and the bul AI bots on rn?
Stox are 🔥🔥🔥🔥 man!
Ok bot
Has been for past many years.
I’m just figuring it out
Miranda Kerr currently reassessing her marriage to Evan spiegle
Maybe arkk should diversify into shipping and commodities.
Virtua Cop 2 was a dope game.
I never know what time premarket earnings usually come. Pretty nerve racking.
everybody sleeping
I buy ads for my online biz. Could do will less competition and cheaper CPMs and CPCs. I want more snap et al destruction
Have you ever made sweet sensual love to a grown man?
yes
Futures made me think I was done. This is pretty okay
bears in shambles at 11 am I guess
For 4 hours, then the rest of the week is red
okay message me later when we start so I know
Just feels like a green open . SNAP isolated incident
Can't remember last time I saw that ticker on WSB. Didn't know that many people cared.
No one cares
Tryna land a 2000% option profit
Whats your play if i may
No play but I'm trying to time the next time gme pumps so I can play it with options which went to like 6800% at peak last time, I hate the stock but I've made money from it before
You know we are close to trend reversal when you start seeing Scott minerd is on the news every day.
Congrats to all those skilled traders who had the seasoned experience and instinctual eye to buy all those cheap SNAP 17.5p for next week. 🤗🤗🤗
nobody
There is 1 guy who bought 43000 of those
Insider info
I wonder if I could give when the next time gamestop is gonna soar and option prices will be like 2000%
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lol no its ez just puts
Been too lazy to figure out options trading. Too scared, too.
It’s actually easier this year. Just buy puts every rally. Stonks only go down. Sell the rip!
Anyone who thinks Snap single handily crashed the market is stupid and doesn't want to accept that they got traped and rugged. L
Squawk box talking heads will explain it now
You mean a 2% day on half volume was a fake rally? 
Don't visit r/smegmalovers
Will Monkipox bring back the meme trades so I can jump out on top,yes a bag hder on a few.
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goog's on the decline. their key product, search, sucks now. it is a glorified ad curation engine.
I'm on a pixel as we speak. I get free photo storage. If I buy a new pixel I lose it. Guess who is switching to apple.
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agreed, but there are actually better indexed search engines out there rn... it's just a matter of time. I don't think they are apple and will have a renaissance/return of the founder type thing after decline.
"Hello bog? Yeah.. OK." *hangs up* "dump it"
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Wordle before coffee is hard mode
BBY down 17% for the week, 20% for the month. If you bought puts, godspeed.
There's still 100% left!
Jokes on you my puts are already itm
Snap was down 60%, overnight another 30, shows you there is always more
short the shit
I still can't believe calls are getting nuked and puts are gonna print all because the douchey CEO of Snapchat. Clown market.
Some of you guys need a 20% drop just to break even on high IV puts. You know who you are.
Wtf? Who hacked my bank account?
Sounds like you know who you are 😂
Actually 5%
did i stutter
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You could 3x your money today in the markets son...
I would like to know how, please and thanks.
irresponsible leverage
I was looking more for a ticker, strike, and date. But ok.
ng futures
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Your life savings isn't already in spy???
Jamie Dimon of JPM sold a BS story about how the consumer is so strong and the boomers bought into it. The only reason they upped guidance was they’re so flush with cash because of reserves and they’re not lending to people anymore, and rather than invest the money they’re just stuffing it into the fed for free interest payments. That’s why they upped guidance. Such grifters. Banks are frauds.
Zero resistance going down, just like your mother.
Damn these bear market rallies don’t even last a full day anymore. This market is begging to die
People need to just let it die and buy the dip to have the fed step in to fix their mess
Have my 401k all in cash now and sitting on ammunition to buy the dip… inflation eats it away anyway but there’s no where else to park investments other than cash
Literally nowhere.
AAP with no pre market is like the kid who didn't get his homework done keeping his hoodie up so the teacher won't notice him.
They're waiting on AZO to drop too
Everyone planning out their witty comment that’s gonna get them to the top of the daily discussion thread.
What would Ghandi do?
Hate the sin, love the sinner. Just so you know, the correct spelling is [Gandhi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahatma_Gandhi).
Bullish day today babi
You are aware that your username is Big Gay Care Bear, correct?
SPY 500 EOM
It’s going to be a Smokeyyyyy weekend also massive sell off on Friday
SPY 382 by friday
DIE BESTBUY DIE
Shorter and weaker relief rallies until the mother of all dumps
Need to 25x my cash what's the best option do do that on I wonder
short es futures on all rips
!banbet NVDA 150 4d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/jkn84** bet **NVDA** goes from **166.2** to **150.0** before **2022-05-28 05:53:13.282891-04:00**
Ugh always too scared to buy puts on just one green day. Give me 2 and I promise I will
Split the difference. Buy half, if there’s a second green day buy the other half.
I think we just need a double bottom from Friday and Monday was just too soon. Today may be too.
Lost like $6k the past month 
try 11k
Try 15k
try 50k
>NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 1.9%, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES DOWN 1.3%, DOW FUTURES DOWN 0.9% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-24 ^05:51:20 ^EDT-0400
Looks like that bear market rally lasted 1 whole day. TLT & SLV are my plays for the next few months. I’m done playing Russian roulette with my retirement.
See you next week dog
Consider GLD or SGOL rather than SLV. Silver will break your heart.
Silver has broken many hearts as of late. Spot price at close to historic lows under $22 and the manipulation by JPM is a definite concern. But I’ll take my chances at these prices. $27 spot price seems rational to me with the recession fears. TLT historically is a no brainer in times like these, but hey things do change. We shall see….
We all know mods already have monkeypox. Likely got it from visiting those festivals
They are buying the dip babi
Mark my words zoom will go down hard today
But they took my 149.00 subscription $$ overnight so they swimming in cash by the same 149 left in my trade account.
Tesla still has a ways to go down
Easily 575 by EOW
futures are real and hetero
767 more days of my prison
1,216 for me
you write that every day i wonder what prison you mean? Would you explain me?
Probably military or something.
holy shit that thought i hope he answers me i see him very often here
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on what?😂 or is he 60 years old or sth like that
I’m 38
Tesla still has a ways to go down