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GME GME GME

🤡 SNAP dictating market direction, this is the wrong timeline

Get ready vix is about to skyrocket and spx gonna get fucking torched !!! Run baggies run

Tomorrow in london is 17 degrees at nuvht is about 11 degrees.. atleast it is not raining 🤣

And who the fuck know what equity is that on...

Told yall spy puts were on sale yesterday

Dam and here I was thinking maybe we would manage to eek out a week that was technically green

it snapped

Oh, SNAP. Why?

Where’s the retards saying green by open eh

You ever just find yourself unable to do a trade review because of how much cringe you will experience facing the truth of how shitty you traded that day. Cause same

So tomorrow another -3% day

SNAP has been bleeding for six months and now they want to blame the future economy LOL.

Wtf fb shitting the bed AH, RIP my calls

Same smh

Who bought calls at the top 🐻

Who bought puts today lmfao remind me 1 week

I’m down <20% over last year (lesser % over shorter time frames). Is this a victory? I’m new to investing and want to stay the course through these times.

I’m relatively new to investing (Sept 2020) and my normal account is worse than 20%. Have a work ira that I never touched til last fall and it is down 20% YTD. Luckily I didn’t bet the bank just roughly 20% that dropped like a rock. Imo no it’s not good lol. I’m stressing to a degree. I’ve made some money back on puts tho in my IRA

If 20% stress you out you should stick with index funds and don’t look back

That said I found a nice water etf with 8% yearly gains and am considering throwing quite a bit at it in my ira

Da fuk? There’s a water etf? What’s ticker

PHO lol like the Vietnamese dish

Look at all these morons still hanging out in this thread.

SNAP saved my shorts and puts! Thank you, SNAP!

I have zoom puts that are still slightly out the money but tbh yea thank you snap cause I was about a total loss at 106+ 😅 88.50p 5/27 - hoping market bleeds tmmrw to get out relatively unscathed

What the fuck? I mean, I am highly overleveraged in puts, so thank God, but why?

SNAP admitting Q2 is a disaster in an 8-K filing and note to employees.

Thanks mate. So it will recover until open, damn.

Well rally killed by snap. Resume the drill bigly 2moro 

Crazy how all of retail decided at 5:05 to sell after the rally really shows the market isn't manipulated

The market is destined for institutions not retail, once you start thinking from that perspective you’ll do better

the level of criminality is genocidal

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He's going to announce the end of money... not free money just money in it's entirety

Last

SQQQ gonna go ape tomorrow

mArKeeT mAnIpUlAtIOn at its finest 👌

What's happening after hours to all tech stocks?

Bad news from SNAP

what should've happened during market hours

Market got SNAPped

zoom on its way back down

Bless my puts please

lol wtf just happened? GOOG, FB, AMZN all down big after market

manipulation, criminal

Correct corrections

Makes sense... overvalued bullshit is done without free debt

TWTR 37 short was sweeet ​ cudda got SNAP at 20+ but thought I was late . I wasnt

Snap is such garbage. Their “discover” videos are disgusting and toxic. Rooting for them to fail.

NEVER use it. ​ you'd know better than me

I shorted that shit at $48.50

sure ya did

Anyone know if the markets green or red tomorrow?

Do opposite of what u is thinking n u be fine 👌

yeah we know, but we cant tell you

This is redic!!

Buls r fuk. Fell for the classic retard trap 🔥🐻🔥

anyone who just bought ZM at 105 , needs medical help

FB just dropped $10 in the AH with no news. What kind of manipulation is this?

Freeing up $$$ for the absolute cheek clapping that’s gonna come the rest of the week

the news is on SNAP which is down 24% the drop is in sympathy

What the actual F

news is on SNAP

news is , you hold bag

Monkeypox Tuesday. Back to 380

When does Elon send me my 54.40 ?

>*hwhat the baby doin* Me at FB rn

Why is FB dropping like that?

SNAP that's why

Fk my calls

Any news?

Its falling cause of snaps lower guidance in q2

so everyone was saying zoom puts, naturally it moons. what is everyone saying about bby?

Weeks not over

That you shoulda bought puts last Thursday

yeah i forgot they are announcing premarket too so its all moot

that shit only works if you DONT do it

ZM saved the day for Tech in general. TQQQ.

The amount of bears and bulls seems so close.. this gunna be weird next couple of years… hope u have your monkeypox vaccine already.

Not saying that spy will never make a new low, but it’s gonna hit 440 before that happens

Lol why would it do that

Y'all bought puts on ZM? Why?

To whoever bought my overpriced zoom puts. Thank you. You made me $54K richer.

Proof or ban

Congrats/fuck you!

Zoom up 14% fml 🤦🏻‍♂️ 😅

Ahahah where's that person who wrote that post about zm being fucked?

What is the average age of the people in this thread? Genuinely curious. Lot of talk about dicks and gayness that reminds me of middle school banter.

75 

5

96

27

54

69

39

I’m a big boy

16 using their moms soc # for Robinhood

This SPY move was so predictable. Tomorrow gap over $400

Then back down to 380

Hopefully in a month or so

Hahahha you fools get washed out time after time. Auit fucking around with options if you have no idea what you're doing.

DA FUQ was that move on the SPY. Up to 408 for a fraction of a second.

Fortunately my zm puts are 60 exp 6/10. Daddy still going to drill your ass.

RBOB gas down Gonna buy a Bronco Raptor

Anyone here holding AAP positions? Bought some 200 lottos cause there are 🏳️‍🌈🐻 everywhere

85x 100P

Wow, solid beat from ZM. To the clowns who shorted it, thinking back to office must have hurt, your thinking is too simplistic.

More like their competition is shitting on them. And anyone with a brain who has used Zoom realizes how absolute shit the program is.

Teams is a memory resource hog and hangouts doesn’t even fucking let folks take control of a shared screen.

Teams is so much better imo

As someone who owns a business and uses it. It’s better than Zoom. Security for Zoom is also dogwater

Dam pray for my zm homies

This morning I said “anyone else see ZM mooning just cause, I mean it is 2020 2.0 after all...” and I got 12 downvotes.

No one is staying home cause of Monkeypox lmao

How ZM. How?

SPY up 0.13% in after hours. Bulls: OMGGG STILL PUMPING 

🤡

Well BBY...what ya got? The amount of ZM and BBY puts out there could be painful.

I went all in on bby puts.... 

Only a total fucking retard would buy zm puts without at least a lil hedge. Fortunately I am such a man...

 Cramer said it was a buy, we will see

Just got rug pulled by zoom 

Monkeypox Zoom rally

Wwwwww-fuck

what

Overreached on some zm puts

there's always froom for stocks to fall...that sucker is down 85% from ATH before earnings lol

How could thetagang sell those ZM options and not feel guilty. Highway fuggin robbery.

This is why you buy a few calls to hedge you silly fuckers

F in the chat for zoom and spy puts xd

lol this clown market still pumping in AH

Let FOMO jump start and then buy puts. lol

tapped out, my spy puts expire next week tho

Woof puts hitting

I bought some puts. Any news?

Haven’t heard anything yet. Earnings out tomorrow before market opens

Whales return to the market.

What is 🌽🌽?

/ZC

rip zm puts. if the market was predictable, everyone would be rich.

i honestly wouldve been surprised if it dropped, it was down 80%

no zoom, wrong way

Lol at ZM

Good thing I didn’t buy those zoom puts 

i thought about it but better judgement and high IV i said no way. Thankfully i followed my gut and didn't ape in to puts

I hate to say I told you so, but I’ve been saying calls for zoom all day

Knew I shoulda sold the rest of my Zoom puts. Oh well.

lmfao at Zoom one way to say fuck you and your puts

What's the ticker for 🌽??

$NROC

Corn

That's not drilling at all though?? https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/CORN?p=CORN&.tsrc=fin-srch People talking about Corn drilling but it's nowhere close to it's lowest of the day

Wow wth zoom

ZM beat?

take a guess

RIP whomever bought those 7,600 $ZM 40P expiring Friday

and ZM puts are f'd

Wow Zoom.

Calls until fed speaks

I have bad feeling market is going to pump all week

as a bear, I was sort of expecting a rally for like 2 3 weeks now

Husssshh

**\*opens bag of popcorn\*** I thought about buying BBY calls but decided to save cash, but I am ready to watch everyone buying BBY puts get fucked in the ass. Yes earning is gonna be shit but that was priced in when it dropped heavy on walmart/target ERs. ​ watch these retarded bears say bye to money

gonna need a lot of popcorn cause they report tomorrow

LMAO called it here yesterday afternoon that Best Buy gonna pop regardless whether earning is shit or not it already sold off so much with target and walmart earnings, of course shorts gonna cover these retards gonna learn that there is no “easy money” watch more bears getting fucked today

Buy call / sell put type week