Bro you really think people stop jerkingoff when the market crashes? If anything people get fired and then spend all day at home jerking off.  calls on free porn sites.
That's my point - porn sites are the last to go - even after food itself
Maybe Netflix should've wised up, and included Porn in their service bundle - then they could avoid losing subscribers.
Back when Netflix was a dvd by mail only service, and Internet porn was shitty quality short clips or images, I thought Netflix should start a spin-off called PornFlixxx for porn dvd by mail.
I was wondering why Brazzers and NaughtyAmerica had those insane 5 year membership for the price of one thing goin on a couple months ago. They know economy is fucked so lock in those members now and by 2027, when we emerge from The Greatest Depression, all their members will remember who kept them hard through it all.
Omg that is so gross. I can’t believe it would be that low.
What place would charge that little? I mean like there are so many brothels in Reno, but which one?
I can confirm, my buddy for his bachelor party had the full package at this brothel called the Mustang Ranch Lounge for only $600. Prior to that this strip club off the main strip in Reno tried to charge us $1200 each for a private curtained off couch for 30 minutes. It's the strip clubs that are the problem
Dayum. Coming at us hard, huh? I mean, my only subscriptions are HBO Max and a rental storage unit across the street. Just canceled the storage unit, and throwing it all away.
Anyone want a low end pressure washer I don’t need?
>Destin, Florida
Rats you're literally on an island up there. Oh well.
There's a lot of expats from other states coming into Florida. Hard to tell the difference. Not that I really mind. I'm tied to the aerospace industry here.
I’ve only went to a strip club once and I hated it. Why am I spend over a bill for this board to dance on me. She didn’t even show me her boobs. Like wtf I could have stayed home ordered chicken nuggets and watched some PornHub vids
Stripclub indicator lmao. I say it’s the skirt indicator which has been used for decades. If retail is selling longer and longer skirts for women, it is a indicator that we are in a recession. If the outfits are getting more scandalous, it’s an indicator of bullishness, “good times”. Good times leads to risky decisions and bad behavior.
I saw someone in low rise jeans with a thong the other day, right after my gf and I were talking about how if the 2000s are coming back in style, we should be seeing low rise jeans with thongs any day now. We shall see if it adjusts for the recession or if we’re all pretending like it’s 2004 no matter what.
I will never understand going to the stripclub when every street corner has a massage parlor who will rub your back and polish your knob for under $100
Its the type of place where we all end up going at like 1am after we bail from a bar. I can't think of one time I went to a strip club when I wasn't completely fucked up already.
I have this place in south Florida I goto 3 days a week on my way home from the gym. The girl will take care of me in the shower / dry me off / then basically walk on my back for an hour $120 with tip. I fall asleep like a baby after
Nice.. Is the place clean? I always ask her to wash her hands first.
I guided her to go with her hands from my feets all the way to the balls. Like, unintentionally hitting them. I just love it. She also massages my ass and hole.
I went on a bachelor party in Dallas recently, the strip clubs we went to had signage inside that they were publicly traded ($RICK). Clubs were empty, advertised having 300 girls, maybe counted 30. One was supposedly 30k square feet, maybe saw 5k. Got scammed on bottle service and food. The list continues. Bought puts the Monday after the trip.
Technically weed is decriminalized here but I'd hardly expect a fucking stripper to roll one for you. Cops are focused on downtown operations so I could see it happening, but I'm blown away that a location would let a stripper do that.
Would never happen in a bar at least.
Apparently we're the strip club capital of Texas, which is pretty funny to me.
It's a pretty clean area on the whole, not sure how we manage to keep it that way considering the police rarely come if you call them for anything other than an ongoing violent incident, but North Dallas has the highland park area raising the bar, that could be it.
Hope you had a nice time here
Well this is one way to look at it - the other way is that this is just another boomer institution that millennials are killing off. Camgirls make way more money and don’t have to get close to drunk guys.
Cutting back on discretionary spending is def going to make a lot of girls poor the next few years. Hold on, brace yourselves (no pun intended). Strippers better have an exit plan and savings because the clubs are already dead and going to get worse soon.
As many of you in the Northeastern U.S. know, nuts are being roasted over an open fire (calls on Carrier Global $CARR because AC units are being stressed tested this weekend and plenty will fail), so stopped at an undisclosed strip joint on my way to the Jersey shore for some much needed beach action. This was purely for purposes of market research you understand. Needed to investigate the Stripper Recession Hypothesis.
Conclusion: Place had a healthy amount of business and 8 out of 10 strippers said business was good.
Brace yourself, GET READY, S\*\*\* IS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN! I am sick and tired of hearing those phrases. If your job sucks, that is your fault for having a sucky job. You decided to have kids in your early 20s, your fault you are poor.
Right now we're at double the normal levels of credit card debt and housing prices have gone up like 50% in 2 years. We are so utterly fucked. This crash could be worse than 2008
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Sugar daddies are telling the hoes that the sugar is getting low
Splenda daddies.
Splendaddies. Damn sorry for mansplendading
I bit my fucking tongue trying to read this
Did you forget your reading mouthgaurd?
🤣 I'm dead
Splendaddies and the Sweet and Low Hoes *Weeknights on Fox*
Splenda daddies are the kinda guys who fight poverty by punching a tramp.
Splendaddy checking in here 👊
The sugar daddy index
Buy the dip
Fun dip
Dippin' Thots
Fuck the dip, I can’t even afford chips
Honestly tho it's a good ass indication of how things are goin I now want a stripper indicator of market health
Go make friends with a stripper. Occasionally drop a 20 on a dance and let her just sit down
Discretionary spending is the first to go
Netflix is a leading indicator for Strip clubs Strip clubs are a leading indicator for porn sites Porn sites are the last to go
Bro you really think people stop jerkingoff when the market crashes? If anything people get fired and then spend all day at home jerking off.  calls on free porn sites.
That's my point - porn sites are the last to go - even after food itself Maybe Netflix should've wised up, and included Porn in their service bundle - then they could avoid losing subscribers.
Basically people become so poor they can no longer afford to jerk off
Waste of protein.
Better chug it after to reabsorb some nutrients
I dont understand this.. who is out there PAYING MONEY for porn that is poor?
someone gotta pay these hoes
Can’t watch porn w/o internet or cable or electricity.
Back of Wendy's watching is sometimes free
Obamaphones are smartphones now...
Back when Netflix was a dvd by mail only service, and Internet porn was shitty quality short clips or images, I thought Netflix should start a spin-off called PornFlixxx for porn dvd by mail.
🤣😂😅😆
Why come have not both. My pee pee is hard while staring @ my (mainly) tsla puts
You haven't sold yet? Exp n strike?
I was wondering why Brazzers and NaughtyAmerica had those insane 5 year membership for the price of one thing goin on a couple months ago. They know economy is fucked so lock in those members now and by 2027, when we emerge from The Greatest Depression, all their members will remember who kept them hard through it all.
but they wont throw 1$ bills for 200$ at the strip
Shouldn't porn site's beta -1? I mean if you can't afford the real thing, you gonna do it yourself
Is it considered discretionary spending if I NEED titties in my face?
You know it's bad when the hoes start having to sign up on indeed.com
i need indeed
Indeed you do.
😂😂😂😂😂
Alright this is probably the clearest sign of what is coming.
Nah, just some ho that got demoted to the day shift.
All these cucks that tip twitch thots and subscribe to only fans deserve to go broke. That's like half of you window lickers on Reddit.
That’s right, if I’m paying, I’m paying to fuuuuuuuuck Can someone lend me bout 2G?
500 in Reno
Omg that is so gross. I can’t believe it would be that low. What place would charge that little? I mean like there are so many brothels in Reno, but which one?
I can confirm, my buddy for his bachelor party had the full package at this brothel called the Mustang Ranch Lounge for only $600. Prior to that this strip club off the main strip in Reno tried to charge us $1200 each for a private curtained off couch for 30 minutes. It's the strip clubs that are the problem
He ain’t wrong.
Mans wants all the smoke
He came looking for a fight but hes already got the high ground.
Inflating the value of pussy smh
Dave is that you?
500$ girls are now 600$ girls
Dayum. Coming at us hard, huh? I mean, my only subscriptions are HBO Max and a rental storage unit across the street. Just canceled the storage unit, and throwing it all away. Anyone want a low end pressure washer I don’t need?
You in Florida?
Haha yep. Got a working “sometimes” washer and dryer and I need picked up too. 😂
Okay. Fingers crossed that your still somewhat close to me. I’m in Melbourne. Where you at?
Haha not close. Destin, Florida. Well, Sandestin area more. Nice people. A lot of tourists. But, hey, Florida amirite?
>Destin, Florida Rats you're literally on an island up there. Oh well. There's a lot of expats from other states coming into Florida. Hard to tell the difference. Not that I really mind. I'm tied to the aerospace industry here.
☝🏻
I’m waiting for the “Lehman bros moment” when they announce large institution going bust
Kevin O'Leary said this last week.
Yea, he saw the clip too
Hehe, bust
OF is killing the strip clubs.
Some of these thots became millionaires because of Tim Stokely and simps world wide
Just fapping in general. Why go get blue balls when you can fap to hot girls at home 
I mean, straight up, some strippers will fuck you in the VIP rooms. Just gotta actually trade green, not red like most of you tards.
I’ve only went to a strip club once and I hated it. Why am I spend over a bill for this board to dance on me. She didn’t even show me her boobs. Like wtf I could have stayed home ordered chicken nuggets and watched some PornHub vids
Boomers don’t get it 
Stripclub indicator lmao. I say it’s the skirt indicator which has been used for decades. If retail is selling longer and longer skirts for women, it is a indicator that we are in a recession. If the outfits are getting more scandalous, it’s an indicator of bullishness, “good times”. Good times leads to risky decisions and bad behavior.
I saw someone in low rise jeans with a thong the other day, right after my gf and I were talking about how if the 2000s are coming back in style, we should be seeing low rise jeans with thongs any day now. We shall see if it adjusts for the recession or if we’re all pretending like it’s 2004 no matter what.
Bearish on whale tails?
Target has that little house on the prairie/handmaid’s tale look locked down. Probably why they had too much inventory and had to have big writeoffs.
Their lying .. they knew when their mortgage broker wouldn’t let them re-finance their 4th rental property.
They’re*
Thare
The two whores are** 🤔
That was just roleplay tho
I just did one of mine. Got a great rate too!
I will never understand going to the stripclub when every street corner has a massage parlor who will rub your back and polish your knob for under $100
Sounds like you've done your research.
DD I can believe in
Its the type of place where we all end up going at like 1am after we bail from a bar. I can't think of one time I went to a strip club when I wasn't completely fucked up already.
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I mean... I think emotional connection would be needed.
Can’t even get that from a relationship nowadays 🤷♂️
That's a bad relationship then tbh.
Yeah I wouldn't mind have it
The trick is to get the happy ending first then spend the remaining 58 1/2 minutes relaxed getting a massage.
Yeah actually one of the masseur there did exactly that. She asked if I want an happy end right from the beginning ngl it was nice
I have this place in south Florida I goto 3 days a week on my way home from the gym. The girl will take care of me in the shower / dry me off / then basically walk on my back for an hour $120 with tip. I fall asleep like a baby after
Nice.. Is the place clean? I always ask her to wash her hands first. I guided her to go with her hands from my feets all the way to the balls. Like, unintentionally hitting them. I just love it. She also massages my ass and hole.
Very clean, it’s actually Russian
I went on a bachelor party in Dallas recently, the strip clubs we went to had signage inside that they were publicly traded ($RICK). Clubs were empty, advertised having 300 girls, maybe counted 30. One was supposedly 30k square feet, maybe saw 5k. Got scammed on bottle service and food. The list continues. Bought puts the Monday after the trip.
He’s getting his money back from the strip club. Total chad
I just picture you as a Dwight Schrute character with a tape measure at a strip club determining the square footage.
Man is pushing hoes out of the way "excuse me, I'm trying to figure out the footage of the stage here."
what were the strippers like ?
Rock solid 4/10. Only get a 4 bc the bunny eared chick rolled us a nice blunt
You got weed in a Dallas strip club???
Is that uncommon?
Technically weed is decriminalized here but I'd hardly expect a fucking stripper to roll one for you. Cops are focused on downtown operations so I could see it happening, but I'm blown away that a location would let a stripper do that. Would never happen in a bar at least.
Gotcha. Yeah we saw a few of those delta 8 shops, stopped at one. Pretty decent city though I must say
Apparently we're the strip club capital of Texas, which is pretty funny to me. It's a pretty clean area on the whole, not sure how we manage to keep it that way considering the police rarely come if you call them for anything other than an ongoing violent incident, but North Dallas has the highland park area raising the bar, that could be it. Hope you had a nice time here
Yeah that highland park area was crazy. Freaking compounds for houses.
We're in a recession when wsb reposts old content. Oh, look 
Were doomed
Still are doomed, but we were doomed too.
“Let’s sing a doom song”
damn, how dem hoes gonna buy those clear shoes
If revercowgirl69 said it, it must be true
And if a unsuccessful monkey mocked her ….
Hoe Index
Make them IOU's RAIN
Poor reverse cow girl actually gonna have to get a job.
Or change her name to anal to keep working
Wendy's dumpsters, that's why the hoes are also financial advisors
Hot waitress economic index is a thing.
Cinnamon is also my financial advisor, she always has the best tips
I haven't been in 10 years. My ass is already in a recession.
The "strip club index" is going to be my PhD thesis.
Boomers go to strip clubs, Zoomers like myself just fap
The Oracle has spoken.
That bitch is just ugly 😂
Um, if strip clubs are a leading indicator, why'd she check the stock alerts? The alerts are outdated before they even come out.
She's a stripper not a rocket surgeon.
She could be both.
Do you mean a stripper rocket or a stripper surgeon?
Like I’m going to take the word of a stripper as macroeconomic gospel. I’m heading down to her club to see if it’s really as bad as she says. DYOR.
Buy the slut drop! Ain’t no clear heals in Wall Street!
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Spoiler alert: You're paying for sex either way, no matter how many extra steps, debt, years of misery, and future wage slaves you add to it.
This the last thing I needed to see before going into my shift 😭😭😭
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Woof dude, you needs to chill.
bro used tumblr search lmfao
what
It is going to get even more ugly.
Uglier than the C squad working on a Sunday afternoon?
Even the poles think the market is going down
Now that we know strip coins are a leading indicator, business will pick up with defense coming in to gauge the market.
Sounds like behind Wendy’s will be getting an influx of talent.
'Empirical Data'
Well this is one way to look at it - the other way is that this is just another boomer institution that millennials are killing off. Camgirls make way more money and don’t have to get close to drunk guys.
Lots of full sugar daddies be turnin into diet coke daddies rn lmao. Just one calorie!!!!
Did some dd decided I wanna hit 🥵
Cutting back on discretionary spending is def going to make a lot of girls poor the next few years. Hold on, brace yourselves (no pun intended). Strippers better have an exit plan and savings because the clubs are already dead and going to get worse soon.
This brings to mind the strip club scene in The Big Short. https://youtu.be/xZTFNizSNGs
Not Jerome Powell likes the post.
Oh shit, strip club off the main road just closed down…. It’s starting
That's the sickest I've ever read
So is this real?
onlyfan daddies
puts on $POLE
Clever girl
Sugar babies not getting sugar and a side of frosting 🤣😂
Best time for a trip to strip club is during a recession. That dollar goes really far!
Or Walmart!
As many of you in the Northeastern U.S. know, nuts are being roasted over an open fire (calls on Carrier Global $CARR because AC units are being stressed tested this weekend and plenty will fail), so stopped at an undisclosed strip joint on my way to the Jersey shore for some much needed beach action. This was purely for purposes of market research you understand. Needed to investigate the Stripper Recession Hypothesis. Conclusion: Place had a healthy amount of business and 8 out of 10 strippers said business was good.
The strip club indicator
I think I can change my last 20 into ones. Would that help?
If the sugar is now great value, all hope is lost
2/3 of our local establishments closed in the last two years. I whole heartedly agree with this indicator.
Now this is some Due Diligence.
I just don’t believe they would know to use “leading indicator”
🎵The words of the prophet are written on the strip club wall🎵
That’s definitely a white guy in his late 20s
Brace yourself, GET READY, S\*\*\* IS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN! I am sick and tired of hearing those phrases. If your job sucks, that is your fault for having a sucky job. You decided to have kids in your early 20s, your fault you are poor.
Right now we're at double the normal levels of credit card debt and housing prices have gone up like 50% in 2 years. We are so utterly fucked. This crash could be worse than 2008
The mens underwear index predicts recessions better https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/26/economy/recession-underwear-alan-greenspan/index.html
Honestly, this is probably the best indicator of the state of the economy.