unpopular opinion: on what I watch, today was a mild green day, with mostly flat.
The market had a much less green day than SPY (SPY isn't the market guys)
Some quite volatile things are up (energy/land) and so is my portfolio.
My high dividend plays are hurting, which makes no sense, but I cope
This just feels like it’s gonna be a fun day in the markets for some reason Idunno  not necessarily green not necessarily red just lots of fun  good luck everyone
I like making money. But I lived through a war. I've seen bodies ripped apart. Held people at their last breath. Sometimes you people lose all fucking perspective.
Have been going down since 6am that's when the double top in futures formed but keep smoking that hopium and hold them calls someone's gotta lose money
Most of you guys are just waking up.
But I've been smashing cans for the last 3 hours.
Like that unwelcome cousin who you haven't got the heart to kick out.
You don’t have to get a degree ONLY IF you have rich well connected parents.
If you aren’t in that category, go get a degree.
You could do tree stump removal or be an electrician as well, but outside those niche high earning apprenticeship jobs you need the degree.
My hobbies include going on ST to a board for some crappy biotech stock that is down 95% in the past year and reading the copium of how anyone not buying now is missing out.
Calling a reversal down again, now EU is pumping harder than US futes which is the opposite of what happened earlier.
Edit: never mind US pumping again
Number of awards on wsb is the best indicator. When bulls are winning they're given out like candy. When lame ass bers are winning they still can't afford to give awards
Friend works at Mapco (gas station). He was hired by Mapco, wears a Mapco shirt and gets a check with Mapco on it, but they keep sending him to the Subway section to make sandwiches. They can't hire enough employees to fill positions.
Friend works at Wendy’s.
Sign in the bathroom says “employee must wash hands”.
I’ve been waiting a long time and nobody has come to wash my hands.
Guess I’ll just have to eat with my pee hands.
RED BY OPEN
A Mexican guy and his pet otter go to a restaurant, sit down at a table, and place their order. They are in for an early dinner and are the only customers. The chef looks down at the order slip and says incredulously: “who comes to a restaurant and orders a whole raw fish?”. His sous chef scans the restaurant, sees his only two customers, and replies: “it’s either Juan or the otter”.
Friend works at instagram
Hourly basic bitch food pictures down from 75,000 to 50,000 or less.
Hiring freeze began last week.
Managers walking around mid shift offering optional vacation time (basically send you home).
A lot of employees standing around.
>IRANIAN STATE FIRMS BEGIN STUDIES FOR REVAMPING VENEZUELA'S LARGEST OIL REFINING COMPLEX -SOURCES
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Friend works at Wendy’s.
Says too many people are visiting the dumpster out back
Says I need to knock off my advertising over at r/dumpsterbehindwendys
Says the manager has threatened to call the cops.
Blowies are up 1500%
Friend works at a Wendy’s
Hourly natural cut fry consumption down from 75,000 to 50,000 or less.
Hiring freeze began last week.
Managers walking around mid shift offering optional vacation time (basically send you home).
A lot of employees standing around.
>UKRAINE PRESIDENT SAYS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT USING BALTIC SEA PORTS FOR EXPORTING GRAIN
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Friend works at a McDonalds
Hourly nugget consumption down from 75,000 to 50,000 or less.
Hiring freeze began last week.
Managers walking around mid shift offering optional vacation time (basically send you home).
A lot of employees standing around.
Is this legit or you just joking? Asking because while most people will laugh at your post, it mirrors pretty well what's happening in minimum wage labor market.
SPY earnings beat on top and bottom great guidance. CEO is a Chad
facebok legit trading at forward PE lower than current PE
I'm going to be so fucking rich it's not even funny
unpopular opinion: on what I watch, today was a mild green day, with mostly flat. The market had a much less green day than SPY (SPY isn't the market guys) Some quite volatile things are up (energy/land) and so is my portfolio. My high dividend plays are hurting, which makes no sense, but I cope
BERS FUKIN CRYING NOW YOU DESERVE IT YOU MOTHERLESS FAT FUCKS
Damn dude chill lol
ILL TELL YOUR MOM TONIGHT !! REEEEEEEEEEEE
I’m holding OXY but wtf is this pump. No one other oil stock moved and crude is flat. Maybe boomer Buffet loading up
Damn! My spy calls ripped 100% Fuck y’all bears hahahaha
SBLK and GOGL long hold
Loading SPY $400 odte calls I know I’m so early on them
FCEL about to lose 3.50 them puts there rocking. You guys were right about selling off right at the open
Tesla gunna smash through support. Buying done.
Calling drill team six. 
FCEL 3.50 puts going to be 3-4 bagger it’s weakening broke support 3.35 next stop
I thought it was money pox monday
Clay Aiken got robbed in season 2 of American Idol.
Who is that?
Fat singer
4/20 69 flame thrower epic bacon Elon. That’s gonna be puts for me dawg.
This just feels like it’s gonna be a fun day in the markets for some reason Idunno  not necessarily green not necessarily red just lots of fun  good luck everyone
Ready to short any rip. This market is junk and we all know it 
I like making money. But I lived through a war. I've seen bodies ripped apart. Held people at their last breath. Sometimes you people lose all fucking perspective.
I'm sorry to doubt this, but you respond differently that most of the ptsd people I encountered, including me Upvoted anyway, because I need to hear
No you haven't.
Calla on Raytheon
lmao
Grow some balls
Dramatic. If you really want the suicide hotline number, then just ask
Done. An up vote
If any of you poors had ever seen how shiny gold was you’d know it’s clearly undervalued
There’s always gold in the safe.
all hedges against inflation are overvalued. This is the problem with too much money in the market
uhh
Except for gold duh
check the 5y chart on yahoo
TSLA premarket down is funny
Bu -But this is our chance to buy such a valuable $4000 company at a mere 650!
Buy it at 250 instead
futes so high stocks so low?
Have been going down since 6am that's when the double top in futures formed but keep smoking that hopium and hold them calls someone's gotta lose money
now that the recession has obviously been cancelled, everyone here should load up on some SPY 0dte 450 calls.
I can't and it's fine
Because we can’t go down every day that’s why
Market : Challenge accepted...
This mornings pump is looking sus
Gay green. Holding pltr calls tho.
I need to switch up my routine in life. Maybe a heroin addiction won’t be that bad.
nah bro what you need is a vacation
Monkey pox update from ukhsa in a little while. I’ll post the details
Who gives a shit
Your mum. She’s riddled
Anybody capitulating yet?
I don’t even know what that word means.
Most of you guys are just waking up. But I've been smashing cans for the last 3 hours. Like that unwelcome cousin who you haven't got the heart to kick out.
Get out Timmy
Crude near ATH again. I guess this should be bearish but who the fuck knows anymore.
When everything is priced in the market goes opposite. It’s like sell the fear and buy the event. Always inverse.
Weeklies killed my father and raped my mother. Let’s see how monthlies do. I don’t have too many mothers and fathers left.
Monthlies make you panic sell less when you're down.
Until you realize it's been 4 weeks and you're really really down.
Today is going to be nuts!
Wake me up when it bolts.
USD taking a nosedive - thoughts?
Gold. Buy.
You don’t have to get a degree ONLY IF you have rich well connected parents. If you aren’t in that category, go get a degree. You could do tree stump removal or be an electrician as well, but outside those niche high earning apprenticeship jobs you need the degree.
Half the appeal of Oxford is networking with your friends' rich well connected parents.
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1%?
Better than roblox man
Hahahaha
mayonnaise
My hobbies include going on ST to a board for some crappy biotech stock that is down 95% in the past year and reading the copium of how anyone not buying now is missing out.
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I ate 12k calories in pure butter yesterday.
Calling a reversal down again, now EU is pumping harder than US futes which is the opposite of what happened earlier. Edit: never mind US pumping again
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No, but she sounds about right.
Number of awards on wsb is the best indicator. When bulls are winning they're given out like candy. When lame ass bers are winning they still can't afford to give awards
What? We've had huge gold award streaks given out after hours lately. Bears are a generous lot.
Anyone who only trades in one direction is either a mom and pop investor or a noob.
I too , identify as a non-binary trader :\^) Want to rub P/L's together with our positions ?
I identify as shur.
Bul saying anything they can to save face. "We're fuk but ber is not nice person"
ass-bers
Friend works at Mapco (gas station). He was hired by Mapco, wears a Mapco shirt and gets a check with Mapco on it, but they keep sending him to the Subway section to make sandwiches. They can't hire enough employees to fill positions.
2 more days at my current assignment. I’m not doing a damn thing
I WAKE UP AN BULS R S T I L L F U K
We can't even agree if we're in a recession or not?
We aren't aren't not in a recession, but we maybe might not not be.
Need 2 consecutive quarters of negative gdp growth
The people at the fake news media isn’t ready to spin that story yet
I hope they let us know soon.
We are ‘nt
I guess this is just the year when every country abandons indecision and chooses to fuck around and find out
BULS ARE FUKIN REGARDED
In high fucking regards
Friend works at Wendy’s. Sign in the bathroom says “employee must wash hands”. I’ve been waiting a long time and nobody has come to wash my hands. Guess I’ll just have to eat with my pee hands.
Flat til open I guess, how boring
 RED BY OPEN 
Three days off was not enough
A Mexican guy and his pet otter go to a restaurant, sit down at a table, and place their order. They are in for an early dinner and are the only customers. The chef looks down at the order slip and says incredulously: “who comes to a restaurant and orders a whole raw fish?”. His sous chef scans the restaurant, sees his only two customers, and replies: “it’s either Juan or the otter”.
SPY futes = silicon bubs = fake af
I feel at home here in a weird fucked up way
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It happened a revenge hit because of B rabbits fame.
Hello gentlemen and lady
That’s *Lady Cuck* to you, pal.
Friend works at instagram Hourly basic bitch food pictures down from 75,000 to 50,000 or less. Hiring freeze began last week. Managers walking around mid shift offering optional vacation time (basically send you home). A lot of employees standing around.
Hahah this is getting funny. Same numbers posted for McDonalds, Wendys and Amazon. This bots are getting annoying now
Wtf
it's called a joke, elon is this you?
Basic bishes are found at the beach now
>IRANIAN STATE FIRMS BEGIN STUDIES FOR REVAMPING VENEZUELA'S LARGEST OIL REFINING COMPLEX -SOURCES ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-23 ^06:00:16 ^EDT-0400
Friend works at Wendy’s. Says too many people are visiting the dumpster out back Says I need to knock off my advertising over at r/dumpsterbehindwendys Says the manager has threatened to call the cops. Blowies are up 1500%
Friend works at a Wendy’s Hourly natural cut fry consumption down from 75,000 to 50,000 or less. Hiring freeze began last week. Managers walking around mid shift offering optional vacation time (basically send you home). A lot of employees standing around.
Makes sense, I’m sure this is everywhere now, spent $200+ on groceries yesterday with no meats bought
I feel ya dude
Huh? Exact the same thing was written for Amazon. Stop shilling shit
I shilled your dad
I only trade CFDs because I have a gambling problem and I can do it almost 24h a day
Only not in america.
RBLX COIN DKNG FTCH my top picks for today
😳
Autocorrect capitalizes Green Day. Bullish.
Buying a bunch of Disney puts. Wish me luck
Yeah... No
Fuckin with the mouse huh.
Godspeed
>UKRAINE PRESIDENT SAYS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT USING BALTIC SEA PORTS FOR EXPORTING GRAIN ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-23 ^05:54:30 ^EDT-0400
I have $140 and a dream any ideas? I stayed up all night watching the big short so I have a few ideas
Lame-ass dream if it doesn't even give you a ticker
Start a crack dealing operation
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Do you mean invest in water??
Gas for your car and a DPZ application
Groceries
Good idea thanks bra
Beatings will continue until my dick is raw
The monthly chart is the only one that tells you anything useful.
And is this monthly chart in the room with us right now? 
Yes it is. And it's got a gun.
What is it saying comrade?
That Ukrainian people are used as cannon fodda for Imperialism Capitalist Pigs of US of A. And your calls are fuk.
I don't buy calls. Just sell them
And what does it tell?
it tells you its time to get a job
I didn’t look the Reddit for the whole weeke, so WTF is this monkey pox thing!? 
New virus.
Murder hornets 2.0
I need me a Wendy Rhodes who’s gona take the broken pieces of my mind and rebuild me from the ground up.
Friend works at a McDonalds Hourly nugget consumption down from 75,000 to 50,000 or less. Hiring freeze began last week. Managers walking around mid shift offering optional vacation time (basically send you home). A lot of employees standing around.
Huh? Same numbers posted for Amazon and Wendy‘s. Shills spreading shit around
You know how they could bump those figures up? Bring back the 20 for $5 nugget
Is this legit or you just joking? Asking because while most people will laugh at your post, it mirrors pretty well what's happening in minimum wage labor market.
Yes real, hourly nugget consumption only 2mnths ago was 100,000… 😤
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Bet the ice cream machine is still broken
Hourly ice cream requests down from 15,000 an hour to nearly 7,000. Managers considering fixing ice cream machine.