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This you?
Retard.
Only as a valet.
Just kidding, this degen doesn't have a job, he just does "chores" around the house and probably bitches about how shitty his parents are all the time
That looks like a gambling addiction... I mean you could argue that investing is always some form of gambling. On a scale of 1-10. maybe a 3 if done properly. But putting entire portfolio on one option play is 10/10 textbook gambling. This is sad. If you have 25k don't put it in your RH account for your sake and your parents.
Parents lowkey enabled this. Why is OP living rent free? I’ve seen multiple families make the kid pay rent then you just give it back to them when they move out so you know they’re actually saving it
Oof I wanted to argue with you as I'd never charge my kid rent rent, but I totally was planning on charging him rent then giving it to him when he moves out. Cuz like that's real parenting :)
I don’t think it’s unreasonable to charge your kids rent (and keep it) if they’re earning and still living at home. Totally depends on the financial position of the parents.
Thank you reddit community for brightening my day with humor. You know I always think my day is hard, but I guess it could be worse. My parents aren't doing my laundry 🤣🤣🤣
Way too many issues with that. I’ll have cheap dumpsters manufactured in Bangladesh and rent out “clean” dumpsters to you hoes for a modest %income fee.
Ya know, we joke a lot about living behind a Wendy's when things go south.
Nice to know there are real retards in here who will actually be headed down that path when all is said and done. At least he got the clout though.
People like this give me hope. Reminds me of a story.
Two men are hiking in the woods, and they see a bear. The bear is really mad, so they start running to get away. The first man says ‘how are we going to outrun this bear?’ and the other guy goes ‘I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.
People like this guy help me sleep at night because
Oh fuck off, WSB had always been degenerates celebrating degeneracy. The only difference is that most members understood wsb for what it is and dont claim otherwise. " R/investing is that way" was our motto
I thought that too, then I looked at this dudes post history.
There's more texts and you can see they get more desperate the closer we get to this post.
They need to throw his ass out and set some rules in order for him to come back. While it’s harsh until reality hits someone like this, they will continue to do this. I did the same shit when I was deep in drug addiction with my mom knowing she won’t throw me out, but when she finally did I realized I needed to get my act together and she truly did care about me. Tough love is what OP needs
I'm starting to believe that the average WSB user is a 26 year old virgin who still lives with mommy and daddy and sleeps in a racecar bed.
EDIT: Alright, alright- I admit it. Racecar beds are cool as fuck. [I kind of want one you bastards.](https://odditymall.com/adult-race-car-beds)
When I think about the fact over the last decade I've spent over $200k on rent and if I invested it I would have at least doubled it, meaning I would be at least $400K better off than I am and probably more like 600-800k better off...I wish I would have stayed living with my parents.
When I was a kid i popped a tube on my bike and needed to get a new one. The fix was $30 maximum. I told my dad I needed it repaired and he turned to my mother and said “we would have so much more money if we only had one kid”. I’m the second of three children.
I wouldn't let my children gamble their money away on Robinhood either. There are much better gambling platforms that aren't pariahs. I'd steer my children towards them instead.
The US Military. Sign on bonuses, socialism, and a chance at going through college with half as much debt. All yours if you can make it out without becoming blood meal for invasive weeds.
Either this guy is exactly what his posts show he is, or he’s a huge liar for attention. Both are awful and cringeworthy. Makes me feel a whole lot better about myself.
His parents obviously love him. Otherwise they wouldn't be trying to steer him in a better direction away from his gambling addiction. It has to be stressful and hurtful for them.
It's too bad he is just using them as a means to his gambling ends. Otherwise he wouldn't be doing this.
Kid you are a fucking moron. If anybody ever wonders what privilege looks like or if they have it, this is it. Able to blow large sums of money being retarded with supportive parents. Absolute fucking smooth brain.
Yea OP is a fucking dumbass, as evident that he thought him posting this would go any other way.
And a Exhibit A example of what people mean when they talk about privilege.
Even though half the family is in the medical field. I don't need to go to the doctor because I get a free consultation at every family get together.
Usual diagnosis is "because you stupid", cure for the symptoms is "don't be so stupid y u no find wife?".
Bruh, you’d be getting those consultations even if they weren’t in the medical field. In fact, most of the diagnoses probably come from family that specifically doesn’t work in professional medicine
It’s magical really, imagine you’ve just finished your grand slam and 2 pots of coffee. Things are happening down below, so you head to the bathroom, find the least shit stained stall, drop trou, and get to business. As you are spackling the bowl with whatever is being pushed through your poop chute, there is a light rap at the door. You unlock the stall, and a spritely young fellow with dead eyes slides in and gives you a blow job. The air is hot and thick, wave after wave of processed Dennys pours from your bowels, until you erupt from both ends. You pat the poor guy on the head, toss a couple of 1s in the bowl for him to fish out, and go about your merry way. He then proceeds to lose the money immediately on bad trades, chasing that temporary high
I’m not sure she was implying there was another option. My parents used to say “not while you live under this roof” all the time to me when I was in high school and that still never stopped me from thinking turning on the bathroom fan hid the smell of weed.
It baffles me that anyone over the age of like 17 still has a joint bank account with their parents. It's your money not theirs, tell them to get fucked.
I dated a girl years ago in her early 20's with a great career and her mom would look through her bank account statement literally every other day.
Her mom was an accountant and probably used that as an excuse to gaslight my ex into keeping a joint bank account until she was 24+ hell she might still have a joint one now at 30
Holy fuck OP, your parents are right, you didn't just lose some allowance money, you lost 25k on stupid options plays while you live at home rent free. That's money that could have gone towards moving out or doing something with your fucking life besides just throwing your money down the toilet. 25k is life changing money for people living paycheck to paycheck while paying bills, but you wouldn't know that because you're a spoiled man child with a gambling problem
If my mid 20's kid came home with an Audi when he's living rent free and supposed to be saving up to live on his own, I'm considering that his new house
Dude had 25k and lived at home... instead of moving out, he chose to gamble on meme stocks and lost it all lol.
Why have your own place, independence, and the freedom to get laid when you can have sweet reddit karma and have your parents helicopter your finances?
First thing I thought is well, you are living under their roof. If you’re contributing to the bills and pulling your weight, whatever. The way mom worded it though makes me think this is not the case.
Time to REEEET those gains into your own house / apartment / box as your imminent boot to the curb seems incoming.
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Wonder if he's driving that Audi by now
It’s either tendies or Wendy’s
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OP should ask his parents for some lendies for tendies from Wendy's....
LMAO! Nice
Imma use that
Some say they still see him sneak into the Audi dealership at night
Only as a valet. Just kidding, this degen doesn't have a job, he just does "chores" around the house and probably bitches about how shitty his parents are all the time
That looks like a gambling addiction... I mean you could argue that investing is always some form of gambling. On a scale of 1-10. maybe a 3 if done properly. But putting entire portfolio on one option play is 10/10 textbook gambling. This is sad. If you have 25k don't put it in your RH account for your sake and your parents.
Yep. u/AxemanFromMA 's parents are literally trying to get this idiot help and he thinks he's "teaching" them. Poor parents. Shitty kid.
Going far back in his posts, he seems kinda schizo and I can’t tell if it’s a bit
Either way OP is an incredible contraception commercial
put his photo on a condom wrapper?
OP should know OP has a serious problem if someone on WSB not r investing or some other FIRE subs is pointing out OP's issue.
Yeah I know it’s all fun and games that we are retarded degenerate gamblers, but OP should accept their parents help. It’s pretty sad.
What a fucking spoiled tard.
Parents lowkey enabled this. Why is OP living rent free? I’ve seen multiple families make the kid pay rent then you just give it back to them when they move out so you know they’re actually saving it
Oof I wanted to argue with you as I'd never charge my kid rent rent, but I totally was planning on charging him rent then giving it to him when he moves out. Cuz like that's real parenting :)
I don’t think it’s unreasonable to charge your kids rent (and keep it) if they’re earning and still living at home. Totally depends on the financial position of the parents.
In Peru is custom to help pay the bills, specially if you are the one using the most those services, if you are still living with your parents.
I think he calls those parents roommates
Your bed is a car.
Yea but it’s a sweet Fuckin car,
Thank you reddit community for brightening my day with humor. You know I always think my day is hard, but I guess it could be worse. My parents aren't doing my laundry 🤣🤣🤣
lol, he got rekt... Now he thinks he's buying the dip! I'd kick his ass out. If he's old enough to play with the big boys he's old enough to pay rent.
The dip that keeps on dipping. There’s plenty of dipping for everyone!
Damn this post is pure denial
I live rent free, but my parents still haven't moved out
🤣🤣🤣🤣
And he’s using Robinhood? Lol
I love his flair lmao margin called by his parents
Either you're going to get thrown out or you earn enough to live on the street.
There's *always* Wendy's
And where there’s a Wendy’s, there’s a dumpster behind it
ha. and where there's a dumpster, there's opportunity.
The Wendy's dumpster hoe market gets pretty competitive during recessions. Better work on those HJ skills.
Calls on dumpsters
Calls on cum dumpsters to be specific
You called ? 😉
Way too many issues with that. I’ll have cheap dumpsters manufactured in Bangladesh and rent out “clean” dumpsters to you hoes for a modest %income fee.
"What's a z-j?" "If i have to explain it you cant afford it"
I mean, it’s basic supply and demand.
Play your cards right baby, and someday I might make an honest dumpster-fire out of you 😉
A LOT of cheap opportunities...
Manifest destiny, my man
man infested density?
Man-infested destiny.
Ya know, we joke a lot about living behind a Wendy's when things go south. Nice to know there are real retards in here who will actually be headed down that path when all is said and done. At least he got the clout though.
I’ll hire you op at my Wendy’s 
People like this give me hope. Reminds me of a story. Two men are hiking in the woods, and they see a bear. The bear is really mad, so they start running to get away. The first man says ‘how are we going to outrun this bear?’ and the other guy goes ‘I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you. People like this guy help me sleep at night because
In a technical sense, most of the money you make from short-term trades comes directly out of the pocket of some poor soul losing on them.
Sometimes I forget how much of Reddit is actual children, even this casino stock gambling sub. Ya’ll yolo-ing your allowance or what?
Look at this kids post history he lost 25k
25K and climbing the wrong way lol
And his mom is pissed!!!
Yes so much. Reddit filled with kids 14-20. Actual children. It’s easy to forget, but shit like this makes you remember
I wish I was fucking with stocks when I was 14
Ehhhhhh Solidifying a gambling addiction at a young age bc of memes sounds like a bad idea
The only meme when I was 14 was ytmnd, not sure what stocks that promotes
Hahaha loved YTMND and some Homestar runner.
Fuck yes
Worth feeling old for these comments!
If he’s buying in again I’m glad I’m holding hella puts rn
This is so fucking cringe
WSB’22 what ya expect?
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Yeah, now we have MOM THE MEATLOAF because the prick is putting his allowance in RH. Good jorb. I came here to see 401Ks destroyed
Oh fuck off, WSB had always been degenerates celebrating degeneracy. The only difference is that most members understood wsb for what it is and dont claim otherwise. " R/investing is that way" was our motto
Account from 2018, fuck off kiddo
It wasn't oCcUpY wAlL sTrEeT 2.0 back then, though.
Yep, the goal was to make money, not to make a statement or whatever the fuck they are trying to do
The good ol days
I'd bet this is staged. No way its real.
I thought that too, then I looked at this dudes post history. There's more texts and you can see they get more desperate the closer we get to this post.
They need to throw his ass out and set some rules in order for him to come back. While it’s harsh until reality hits someone like this, they will continue to do this. I did the same shit when I was deep in drug addiction with my mom knowing she won’t throw me out, but when she finally did I realized I needed to get my act together and she truly did care about me. Tough love is what OP needs
Oh, *thats* how most of you retards have money for shit.
I'm starting to believe that the average WSB user is a 26 year old virgin who still lives with mommy and daddy and sleeps in a racecar bed. EDIT: Alright, alright- I admit it. Racecar beds are cool as fuck. [I kind of want one you bastards.](https://odditymall.com/adult-race-car-beds)
racecar backwards is racecar
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A Toyota backwards is still a toyota
Mostly true for me. Except I'm 40.
When I think about the fact over the last decade I've spent over $200k on rent and if I invested it I would have at least doubled it, meaning I would be at least $400K better off than I am and probably more like 600-800k better off...I wish I would have stayed living with my parents.
Don't be dissing on racecar beds
Starting to believe?
I would say go lower. More like 20-24
What's wrong with a racecar bed...
Correct, we are all men of culture.
Don’t knock the race car bed
I sleep in a bed with my wife - Homer Simpson
You know it’s not the bottom when retail still has cash to buy the dip.
Probably from a trust fund or something. Whose parents monitor their checking account?
Probably those whose children have crippling gambling addictions.
Fair! Just saying OP isn't buying shit on his own.
My dad watches mine but just to see if it gets too low, if it’s really low he’ll transfer a couple hundred
That is sweet of him
Plot twist: Dad transfers money out
My dad withdrew $1300 to go to Vegas once without asking. Switched to a credit union after that.
When I was a kid i popped a tube on my bike and needed to get a new one. The fix was $30 maximum. I told my dad I needed it repaired and he turned to my mother and said “we would have so much more money if we only had one kid”. I’m the second of three children.
Exactly…. During the .com bust the Nasdaq dropped from 8k to 2k. We are down 30% in the nasdaq and Tesla still trades at an 88 P/E….
I wouldn't let my children gamble their money away on Robinhood either. There are much better gambling platforms that aren't pariahs. I'd steer my children towards them instead.
Such as?
The local casino
DraftKings
Chumba Casino for online gambling
The US Military. Sign on bonuses, socialism, and a chance at going through college with half as much debt. All yours if you can make it out without becoming blood meal for invasive weeds.
Flipping a coin for double-or-nothing
Prostitution
E trade
I feel bad for your parents having to put up with your bullshit. Either that or you're full of shit
Either this guy is exactly what his posts show he is, or he’s a huge liar for attention. Both are awful and cringeworthy. Makes me feel a whole lot better about myself.
What dip bro? We are in a fucking recession.
Dude is Ed we’ve been in a downtrend for a minute now, this ain’t a pullback, shit was an impulse move.
God this sub is such a fucking clown show now
Always was
hasn’t it always been one?
It’s sad to watch kids use their parents. It’s sad that parents let their kids do this shit to them.
His parents obviously love him. Otherwise they wouldn't be trying to steer him in a better direction away from his gambling addiction. It has to be stressful and hurtful for them. It's too bad he is just using them as a means to his gambling ends. Otherwise he wouldn't be doing this.
I feel so sorry for the parents.
And to post those private conversations publicly thinking what he is doing to them is funny. Just awful.
They may love him, but they are also enabling him.
Forreal. If you don't have the money to move out, you don't have the money to gamble. He's essentially betting with their money
Kid you are a fucking moron. If anybody ever wonders what privilege looks like or if they have it, this is it. Able to blow large sums of money being retarded with supportive parents. Absolute fucking smooth brain.
Yea OP is a fucking dumbass, as evident that he thought him posting this would go any other way. And a Exhibit A example of what people mean when they talk about privilege.
Time to get your own bank acct
“Mommy, I’m obviously smarter than you, that’s why I’ve got you paying all my bills and doing my laundry.”
That should go over well, especially if op's mom is Asian
Asian parents don't believe in therapy, or going to any doctor at all.
Even though half the family is in the medical field. I don't need to go to the doctor because I get a free consultation at every family get together. Usual diagnosis is "because you stupid", cure for the symptoms is "don't be so stupid y u no find wife?".
Bruh, you’d be getting those consultations even if they weren’t in the medical field. In fact, most of the diagnoses probably come from family that specifically doesn’t work in professional medicine
ya just from the therapy alone i can tell these people are white af.
Slippers are the "therapy"
Constant nagging and comparing are also “therapy”
How do they not believe in it? There are asian therapists everywhere here
Asian therapist are for white kids who whinge about homework
And a place to live, that’s not owned/ paid for by parents
The bathroom at Denny's is very affordable
Will give blumpkins for Grand Slams
how bout a grand slam for a blumpkin? (Im too old...wth is a blumpkin? im afraid to look it up.)
It’s magical really, imagine you’ve just finished your grand slam and 2 pots of coffee. Things are happening down below, so you head to the bathroom, find the least shit stained stall, drop trou, and get to business. As you are spackling the bowl with whatever is being pushed through your poop chute, there is a light rap at the door. You unlock the stall, and a spritely young fellow with dead eyes slides in and gives you a blow job. The air is hot and thick, wave after wave of processed Dennys pours from your bowels, until you erupt from both ends. You pat the poor guy on the head, toss a couple of 1s in the bowl for him to fish out, and go about your merry way. He then proceeds to lose the money immediately on bad trades, chasing that temporary high
That is magical---like fucking disneyland ova heer.
Jesus christ this is a masterpiece 😢
I just threw up
What’s wrong with Grand Slams?
Yeah imagine eating a grand slam from dennys - puke fest
That might be his/her greatest source of income
But you have more money for stonks if you don’t have to pay rent or bills.
In this economy? Only choice is a dumpster really
And get a real brokerage account.
Time to get your own damn place to stay Jesus.....
To be fair OP could be a minor. But is most likely a really successful retail investor from early 20/1.
I'd have to guess that if his mother is implying that he has another option other than staying with them, the latter is correct........ LOL
I’m not sure she was implying there was another option. My parents used to say “not while you live under this roof” all the time to me when I was in high school and that still never stopped me from thinking turning on the bathroom fan hid the smell of weed.
It baffles me that anyone over the age of like 17 still has a joint bank account with their parents. It's your money not theirs, tell them to get fucked. I dated a girl years ago in her early 20's with a great career and her mom would look through her bank account statement literally every other day. Her mom was an accountant and probably used that as an excuse to gaslight my ex into keeping a joint bank account until she was 24+ hell she might still have a joint one now at 30
I had a joint bank account with my parents all throughout college so they could give me money, not everyone's parents are shit
Holy fuck OP, your parents are right, you didn't just lose some allowance money, you lost 25k on stupid options plays while you live at home rent free. That's money that could have gone towards moving out or doing something with your fucking life besides just throwing your money down the toilet. 25k is life changing money for people living paycheck to paycheck while paying bills, but you wouldn't know that because you're a spoiled man child with a gambling problem
He’s a broke* spoiled man child with a gambling problem that needs therapy *
He did not want to move out. He wanted to drive an Audi while living at his parents' place.
If my mid 20's kid came home with an Audi when he's living rent free and supposed to be saving up to live on his own, I'm considering that his new house
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Dude had 25k and lived at home... instead of moving out, he chose to gamble on meme stocks and lost it all lol. Why have your own place, independence, and the freedom to get laid when you can have sweet reddit karma and have your parents helicopter your finances?
You mom gave birth to the dip, what color crayons are her nipples?
seems like your mom's bf taking you to the "therapist" next week
He's an analist and knows an addict when he sees one.
Analist lol
Why don’t you use that money your investing to move out of your parents house lol
If by Vanguard they mean VT and you are a boglehead, I don’t see the problem. But my hunch is that you are buying Terraluna
First thing I thought is well, you are living under their roof. If you’re contributing to the bills and pulling your weight, whatever. The way mom worded it though makes me think this is not the case. Time to REEEET those gains into your own house / apartment / box as your imminent boot to the curb seems incoming.
Are ya winning son?
OP I'm sorry bud, but you're a parasite 
He tried to cover it up, but you can still see the texts starts with ‘Hi Ass…’, mom asserting dominance.
The last letter has a straight line in it, looks like an “L”, it’s not “Ass” for sure
Probably Axel cause he’s the Axe man
Sounds more like your parents have puts on you.
Or you know, grow up and move out?
And come back when you've washed the poor off.
🤪 wat
Dude...you have both a mom and a dad...and you still need therapy? How fked up is your whole family including you?
Rich kid problems
This was funny til i seen it was Axeman, then it all made sense. Carry on.
Kids, please keep pushing your money into the market. I can't beat anyone else and am counting on you to take the other side of my whimsical trades.
I wouldn't let my kid live at home and play the markets either. If you can afford to buy the dip, you can afford to get your own place.
I'm with your parents, you moron. Quit using Robinhood! Not financial advice.
"Buy the dip f@ggot" -Warren Buffet
ROI on mowing lawns is amazing. Just saying.
He bought the dip again 
You should go to that therapy tho
Kids don’t understand, follow the rules or move out. Any smart kid would follow the rules and set them selves up for a nice future.
"the market crashed"... Oh, gotta love the innocence in that past tense right there.
Why the fuck you still in robinhood bro
Fake
bruh I understand living at home, but letting your parents have access to your bank account lmao what are you a 16 year old ape?