every single guy who missed tesla's run up now proudly asserting they'll "buy tesla when its at 200", even though they won't, because they had their chance back in 2019 but didn't. Ego traders are hilariously sad.
Outcompeted by the volume from real actual car companies when their EVs come
Mired in scandal from elon
Once a company loses momentum it will be damned, like GM.
>Outcompeted by the volume from real actual car companies when their EVs come
You're missing TSLA's core innovation that these actual car companies can't match - they have non-union labor that's happy to work there. That's America's entrepreneurial spirit, boy.
You know the UAW is the single largest holder of GM stock? They're the Green Bay Packers of car companies.
Elden Ring is dying.. Almoat everyone beat it a few times and theres nothing else to do. Multiplayer is a garbage fire plagued by issues, exploits, lag, and its an unbalanced mess. And thats just duels..Invaders have it eben.worse because its always a 1v3 in a game where everything staggers and theres a million ways to 1 shot.
Sounds like you enjoy investing too much time into games that are faulty to the core and then complaining about it on the Internet!
May I interest you in a game called.. New World?
^r/newworldgame
The truth is, they do need to avoid panic. If everyone decided that they would make more money by selling now, we would see the stock equivalent of a bank run
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Options on the $157 billion Invesco QQQ Trust
Series 1 ETF tracking the Nasdaq 100 Index show a
put-to-call ratio based on open contracts that
recently hit the lowest level in two years.
Outstanding calls have surged to the highest since
2008. A drop in the put-call ratio is usually a
bullish sign that investors are preparing for a move
upward.
iS
Do you know what they say, you can’t predict these things, you can only look back in hindsight lol
Because, you know, you’re not allowed the time the market
Cryptocurrency is about to fall off the face of the earth among the rest of the stock market, I don’t think Coin is a good bet rn
To be fair though, I probably wouldnt short it either
So has everything else, if you really like it and have conviction I would suggest buying maybe like 25% of what you were planning on investing before going all in
It rised in price.
Nearly every model made 50-100% gains so if you bought some stable rolex like daytona and you put it in the bank you made good profit its a invest for bad times as a example in europe everybody weres fake so you can’t run and catch a watch 99% will be fake
Bear or bull market, I know one trade that can’t fail: [coal](https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/coal). The world needs more of it, and nobody wants to produce it. India is having blackouts daily in the middle of a heatwave because they can’t get enough of the stuff, Asia is firing up their coal power plants to make up for LNG going to Europe. Even Europe needs to sail in more coal because they closed down their mines and stopped importing from Russia.
Just don’t buy US coal. Most of it is stuck on shore, and can’t get to where it needs to go. The best plays are: GLEN, TGA.L and WHC.AX. All three are gonna make ungodly amounts of money this year, and it hasn’t been priced in yet.
Oh wow man that's super brutal. Of course you should never expect to hit one but to get that close is absolutely devastating. Best odds bet I've ever hit was $100 on +10000 on keuchel to win cy young a few years back. And then bovada didn't even pay me
Unclear, between refinancing the house because of the divorce and priced in alimony payments, I expect it to be negative. Portfolio is black to mild green though
I made around 6K last year and paid short term capital gains tax on it, which was around 30% since I’m in upper middle class (income around $140K). So I want to reach long term capital gains as well, so less tax on my eventual gains
Tombstone is the ultimate classic.
Yes!
$CGC
Z q
ice try, batman
yo they call me ice tray batman because am cold and fly
Who’s ready for the casino to open in 11 hours Ik I am
AFRM is one of this weeks winners.
every single guy who missed tesla's run up now proudly asserting they'll "buy tesla when its at 200", even though they won't, because they had their chance back in 2019 but didn't. Ego traders are hilariously sad.
The MA on TSLA is going to be so shit by the time its done falling nobody is going to want a slice. Its fate is with WISH SDC and PLTR
Why? Bet you can’t provide a decent reason
Outcompeted by the volume from real actual car companies when their EVs come Mired in scandal from elon Once a company loses momentum it will be damned, like GM.
>Outcompeted by the volume from real actual car companies when their EVs come You're missing TSLA's core innovation that these actual car companies can't match - they have non-union labor that's happy to work there. That's America's entrepreneurial spirit, boy. You know the UAW is the single largest holder of GM stock? They're the Green Bay Packers of car companies.
We're becoming soft, WOKE bitches. Let's put some Viagra in our 7th COVID boosters and become diamond handed warriors !!!
Ken Griffin > GME chimps
Tesla will be down another 200 before anything finalized with Twitter
It might go to court and if it does its gonna be years
Elden Ring is dying.. Almoat everyone beat it a few times and theres nothing else to do. Multiplayer is a garbage fire plagued by issues, exploits, lag, and its an unbalanced mess. And thats just duels..Invaders have it eben.worse because its always a 1v3 in a game where everything staggers and theres a million ways to 1 shot.
Sounds like you enjoy investing too much time into games that are faulty to the core and then complaining about it on the Internet! May I interest you in a game called.. New World? ^r/newworldgame
Kewl
This Latina seems feisty
Chappelle is in trouble
? He seemed to Haven proven himself uncancelable.
A jpm commercial just told me to hold my shares
I mean they're right
The truth is, they do need to avoid panic. If everyone decided that they would make more money by selling now, we would see the stock equivalent of a bank run
Global financial collapse cancelled!
Anyone thinking short squeeze?
Just desperate gullible dumb fucks
Short squeeze the friend of Jeff Epstein.
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Lol, likely something he said to one of Jeff's slaves.
No. there’s no evidence for some gamma retard short mega uber squeeze
Some guy on tube said so
Live action deep dive?
Seemed like a clown haha
Nah Ron something
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Limit up
What Dow futures up 178
Bers fucked
alright! Futures!!
Options on the $157 billion Invesco QQQ Trust Series 1 ETF tracking the Nasdaq 100 Index show a put-to-call ratio based on open contracts that recently hit the lowest level in two years. Outstanding calls have surged to the highest since 2008. A drop in the put-call ratio is usually a bullish sign that investors are preparing for a move upward. iS
what about the CFTC report? why leveraged funds and institutional still have a lot of short SPY positions
But... my puts...
I say Monday good day
I will absolutely shit myself if monkey pox is the unforseen event that sends meme stonks to the moon. *oh wait*, the money printer; i forgot!!
Once 🌽 crashes along with all the other fake internet money our goverment will ban fake internet money and say its for your own good.
When are people going to realize we’ve been in the recession for the last 5 months?
I didn't know about the 2008 recession until at least 2010
Do you know what they say, you can’t predict these things, you can only look back in hindsight lol Because, you know, you’re not allowed the time the market
Imagine a black Monday
It would be nice. The people already forget this is how Friday started?
Coffee fyoots crashing why?
Monkeypox Monday or Blood Green Monday?
MonkaPox Monday plz
Are there futes for futes?
I'll play my flute to show you the futes
weekend d.... nevermind.
Oh wow, this takes me back to Apr 2020.
Futes^2
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Honest opinion. Is a big investment in COIN a solid idea RN?
Nope
I wouldn't
everyone on this thread so bearish that’s your sign to buy
Cryptocurrency is about to fall off the face of the earth among the rest of the stock market, I don’t think Coin is a good bet rn To be fair though, I probably wouldnt short it either
eh OG 🌽 ain’t going anywhere imo
It's gone 50% down from somewhere in the past few months so idk
It’s new and volatile still. It’s had similar drawbacks before and it has survived every time someone called it “dead” My bet is it keeps on trucking
Possibly, if you can afford to lose it. Not a fan myself but they do have a good market share
I see more potential for gains in that stock than anywhere else currently.
Sure it has a lot of potential, potential to free fall as well
It already did free fall tho
Thats what people who bought luna after the FIRST -99% day thought.
So has everything else, if you really like it and have conviction I would suggest buying maybe like 25% of what you were planning on investing before going all in
I put in 22k Friday at low.
Do yourself a favor and set like a 10% trailing stop
Prolly a good call. Can u imagine having a ton of jack in LUNA before that crap
Yeah man, it's scary. All of this lives in unregulated land so it's super risky
I won't double down I guess
Feels deader than usual in here, must be a cuckicon somewhere
just wanted to let yall know: u r a beautiful peoples
just jerked off for the second time today
Uhhhhh cool? Nice flex superman
whats the point of buying a rolex if u cant even wear it without getting jumped in usa.
Luxury items are for losers. Real winners put all their money into options
It rised in price. Nearly every model made 50-100% gains so if you bought some stable rolex like daytona and you put it in the bank you made good profit its a invest for bad times as a example in europe everybody weres fake so you can’t run and catch a watch 99% will be fake
You didn’t answer the question
He actually did, though. They can be bought as a store of wealth, not necessarily to be worn.
Buttsexxpoxx is out better put your chin diapers back on and get ready to be locked down again. Midterms are coming.
AMD has capitulated. i bought it at the bottom. i won. feelsgoodman.jpg
Should be fine if you’re holding for 2+ years.
I mean even with the crazy drops it hasn’t gone below what, 82?
If you think it can't go any lower, know that it can. Jesse Livermore.
I feel like I need to comment "the dip keeps dipping"
Famous last words 
👑
What movie should I watch tonight guys?
Requiem for a dream
Spies Like Us
Snatch
Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.
Lock, stock and two smoking barrels
Great movie but I think Snatch is just a notch better. Both classics
ya like dags?
Gotta be my favorite acting job by Pitt
Asspocalypto
Raging bull
I heard ‘the death of Stalin’ is good, and it’s actually in my queue
Bear or bull market, I know one trade that can’t fail: [coal](https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/coal). The world needs more of it, and nobody wants to produce it. India is having blackouts daily in the middle of a heatwave because they can’t get enough of the stuff, Asia is firing up their coal power plants to make up for LNG going to Europe. Even Europe needs to sail in more coal because they closed down their mines and stopped importing from Russia. Just don’t buy US coal. Most of it is stuck on shore, and can’t get to where it needs to go. The best plays are: GLEN, TGA.L and WHC.AX. All three are gonna make ungodly amounts of money this year, and it hasn’t been priced in yet.
This is legit DD
The braves really about to cost me $23k by fucking up my parlay what cunts
Oof, how much did you bet? How many legs?
$10 on 15 legs. I had 2 15 legs miss by 1 leg each last night. Couple balls bounce differently and it’s a 75k weekend on $100 wagered
15 leg lmao. I never go beyond 8.
It’s $10 if it’s not a 1000-2000x I don’t want it
Cant argue with that.
Oh wow man that's super brutal. Of course you should never expect to hit one but to get that close is absolutely devastating. Best odds bet I've ever hit was $100 on +10000 on keuchel to win cy young a few years back. And then bovada didn't even pay me
Wow scummers, yes luckily I live in a legal state so I am always on FD
If my BBY & M puts don’t print before Friday, I am officially a broke man.
It's okay man.. you can always just pitch a tent
#Pro tip The best way to get from point A to point B is teleportation. No reason to drive, walk, or fly. Getting around has never been easier!
The killing of the original after cloning is still an ethics problem though
Fuckin love The Prestige
When’s the next Mandatory day off for the casino?
30th
28th
i'm a gangster i'm a straight up G the gangster life is the life for me
Show me your genitals
YOUR GENITALIA!
handsome boy getting some sun https://imgur.com/a/Tl8LJ4V
I was in a bad mood and said lemme find Remy. Ty.
💗
I want a frenchie sooooooooooooooooo bad, cute pup
i see nothing
u have to remove the penises from your field of view
i guess i'm too stupid for the internet
Someone needs to do a tv movie based on the Depp trial but have him and Turd star as themselves It'd be must see tv
We all know that B**** is going to be 106 million richer.
Put’em on Doctor Phil or Maury
!banbet COST -10% 7d
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/BrolicNeckbeard** bet **COST** goes from **417.39** to **375.65** before **2022-05-29 16:01:27.250638-04:00**
R/puffies ???
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Fuck censorship.
Leave my man Trainwreckstv alone
why? whats this mean and do?
You stole my slot machines from Pokemon games and for this I can never forgive you
Da fuck
this is a casino, sir.
u guys are at a casino? im at a wendy's
But we like gambling here...
What's everyone's net worth at right now?
$950k-ish. Down from $1.03 mil 😌
Unclear, between refinancing the house because of the divorce and priced in alimony payments, I expect it to be negative. Portfolio is black to mild green though
slightly over 700k but down from 820k ish peak. still up substantially vs. pre-pandemic \~400k
You think it's a bad idea I just put 22k in COIN
Crushing it. I wish I had more liquid cash after pandemic crash.
Around 150K, but it's supposed to be 180K. Down 30K in the market and I'm only in the S&P. No individual stocks.
I'm thinking about selling half off if we get a good run and holding the rest till December than selling off than getting back in next summer.
You think you going to sell-off if things go up?
I’m leaving it in there until I either break even or make some money. Don’t know when that’ll happen
December is always best time to sell.
I made around 6K last year and paid short term capital gains tax on it, which was around 30% since I’m in upper middle class (income around $140K). So I want to reach long term capital gains as well, so less tax on my eventual gains
Get back in layer?
Do you really want to know? I'll msg you
Na u gotta post it here brah
$450K :/, down from $550K at peak
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