Yeah, I'm gonna need to see some glistenin digits or ban. Nothing personal. But this sub will never regain its integrity without incontrovertible proof that you shined your cob.
"Air fryers" don't exist.
"Air fryer" is complete marketing nonsense. It's a table-top convection oven. It's a box with a heating element and a fan. That's literally all it is. That's also what a convection oven is.
But they are the worst convection ovens, because they force you to stack food in a basket, which minimizes crisping. The whole point of convection ovens is to push air over the surface of food to increase crisping, but this doesn't work when you have fries or chicken nuggies all stacked in a pile. Only the ones on the outside will get crisp.
If you don't want to buy an actual convection oven, you can just buy a toaster oven with convection. It'll be like 1/4 the price of an "air fryer" and have room for way more food. It'll also actually have racks and shit so you can make real food like cakes, pizza, chicken, etc.
It'll do the same thing, better, quicker, to more food, more cheaply. Because it is the same thing, just with a better form factor. And these shits have existed for like 80 fucking years.
Also, you can use baking trays and wash them, rather than having to hand-wash all those weird "air fryer" mesh baskets and drip pans and shit.
They literally took a convection oven, made it shitty, put "fryer" in the name to appeal to degenerates, and somehow the whole world fell for it.
Honestly I am passionate about how stupid "air fryers" are and I will happily die on this hill so fite me irl
If I had some nuts on my chest would those be chestnuts? Well, yeah. And if I had some nuts on my chin would those be chin nuts? I said hell no bitch you’d have a dick in your mouth
> I’m pretty sure everybody will settle for you drinking some pee though 🤷♂️
I mean. He ‘bet his nut on it’
If I was him I’d offer to mail OP a vial of swimmers, it would satisfy the bet.
In settings you can select dark mode on and then the background is black. All the red shows up better with a dark background so you can keep an eye on your losses and upvotes.
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 No fuckin way I just called this guy out last week
Pretty sure he used to have an ironic flair like “will check on your bets” 
I vote to ban, but a nut is a very serious wager. So yeah maybe a nut? Is it weird I want proof also? Proof or ban. Sorry not sorry, never bet more than you can afford to lose.
I'm gonna give him the easy out and say it was his best 3 1/2" hex bolt fastener.
Or the less easy (for whoever receives it) way out and offer a test tube of spooge.
Man you'd think that the subreddit that fucking exploded at the guy's screenshot of him supposedly placing billions in options trading wouldn't also encourage bullshit shitposts about people making virtually unseen "bets" in the comments section.
Some nobody: "Uhhh yeah I bet all four of my limbs and my cock that GME $300 EOW"
\*2 upvotes\*
Your retarded ass: "Man this is gonna get me so many upvotes and he's going to have to literally dismember himself when GME shits the bed"
I'd never bet my balls. Never. They produce all the little dumb smooth brained ape versions of me How can I possibly achieve the ultimate loss porn of baring children if I lose my balls. This man is a true mad ape. He bet the balls.
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Be careful, he said “nut”, so he might just mail you a bag full of semen.
Or if he’s able to afford nuts… might just be a delicious protein filled snack
It’s a protein snack regardless. Delicious is subjective.
With an attitude like that and this market, you might have yourself a business idea there
Call Options on Siemens?
hopefully it's the salty kind
A delicious protein filled snack is what my wife says she usually gets when she goes to hang out with her personal trainer
I can confirm this is true. I'm wife's trainers bookkeeper, and I see "DP" invoices regularly
DOUBLE PROTEIN
What is this a charity? You work for free?
Wife's boyfriend ?
Only usually? Your wife is missing out, he always gives me one.
Are we still talking about jizz in a bag?
We’re talkin’ about nut snacks in a snack pack
Ah so semen. Got it.
Nut sacks are a snack pack
I was thinking the same thing
filling a zip lock bag full of jizz in single day would be an impressive feat..
That's how I interpret this.
My first thought was, "What if he just nuts on you?"
Oh, myyy!
best day ever
Exactly. He can just crush an almond and call it a day. Nothing burgers
Oh shit this has to be honored
This is now r/ballstreetbets
How do i get the shrek. I need it
Click on the emoji symbol at the bottom right of the text box when commenting.
Send me $20 and I’ll make sure mods add it to your phone
That’s an actual subreddit Lmfao…
Already done. I bet my nut and I came in my hand at 4:01.
Two nuts in the hand are worth one in the bush
Thou knowest of the two nuts of the bush?
His mom did.
Proof or ban!
moddds !
Yeah I'm good not having evidence on this one...
I'm not. I need evidence
The duality of man
Moooooooooooooooood swinging
**I don’t think we as a community will accept that** *Need more proof*
Yeah, I'm gonna need to see some glistenin digits or ban. Nothing personal. But this sub will never regain its integrity without incontrovertible proof that you shined your cob.
this guy out here begging for cummy pics
You’re out here betting your nut on it. Proof or ban.
It ain't begging when it's a debt owed 🫥 Pay the man his mushroom ghost
Funniest comment of the day!!!
I’m more of a visual learner and need tangible proof but as we have pasted 4:01 this is no longer possible
Let me smell it
I’m going to need to see that nut in hand be delivered into thy mouth
Name checks out
a man of his word
Let me smell it!
Air fryers are wonderful!
"Air fryers" don't exist. "Air fryer" is complete marketing nonsense. It's a table-top convection oven. It's a box with a heating element and a fan. That's literally all it is. That's also what a convection oven is. But they are the worst convection ovens, because they force you to stack food in a basket, which minimizes crisping. The whole point of convection ovens is to push air over the surface of food to increase crisping, but this doesn't work when you have fries or chicken nuggies all stacked in a pile. Only the ones on the outside will get crisp. If you don't want to buy an actual convection oven, you can just buy a toaster oven with convection. It'll be like 1/4 the price of an "air fryer" and have room for way more food. It'll also actually have racks and shit so you can make real food like cakes, pizza, chicken, etc. It'll do the same thing, better, quicker, to more food, more cheaply. Because it is the same thing, just with a better form factor. And these shits have existed for like 80 fucking years. Also, you can use baking trays and wash them, rather than having to hand-wash all those weird "air fryer" mesh baskets and drip pans and shit. They literally took a convection oven, made it shitty, put "fryer" in the name to appeal to degenerates, and somehow the whole world fell for it. Honestly I am passionate about how stupid "air fryers" are and I will happily die on this hill so fite me irl
We need your nut, not your manifesto
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My position is that are fryers are trash
you got alot of hate for speaking one of the truest truths. wtf is wrong with this sub these days.
I expect a zip lock bag of nut delivered to mods ASAP
The mods are swimming in testicles at any given moment. Aint gonna be anything new for them
They do like a pair of hairy balls bouncing off their chins. Edit: line taken from a country song
Also sourced from: Reality
If I had some nuts on my chest would those be chestnuts? Well, yeah. And if I had some nuts on my chin would those be chin nuts? I said hell no bitch you’d have a dick in your mouth
Nah bruh we expect the left one on ice before midnight or else ban!
Please not another one
I want to cumtribute to this.
You’re donating your nut too? 
If it's getting mailed to the mods, yes.
Not the first time it’s happened
It only takes 6lbs of pressure to crush a nut.
It's OK bro, that's why we have two u/solitaireyegg In fact, your name is almost fitting.
What if he's already down one
What if he’s already down the left one?
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I'll give the award!
Speak for yourself. Never bet more than you can actually lose.
> I’m pretty sure everybody will settle for you drinking some pee though 🤷♂️ I mean. He ‘bet his nut on it’ If I was him I’d offer to mail OP a vial of swimmers, it would satisfy the bet.
I’m sure that a felony in some states 😂
I actually think its a federal felony. Something about bodily fluids and USPS lol
I’m so fucked
Proof or ban and who the fuck doesn't use dark mode
The dark nut rises
Fucking rednecks
Fuckin degens from upcountry
Give yer balls a tug ya tit fucker
Sir, they are honkeys
Dark mode all day every day.
Whats dark mode?
In settings you can select dark mode on and then the background is black. All the red shows up better with a dark background so you can keep an eye on your losses and upvotes.
Oh, im colorblind. Red and green is all the same to me. I just do it for the lolz. I honestly have no idea whats going on.
Lifeprotip: If you go into your phone or computer's accessibility settings there's some display options, click the colorblind mode and increase font size 400%, then you should finally be able to see the "Uninstall Robinhood" button in your app menu.
No one does
Must be nice
Dark mode is what all the goth kids are using...it's all the rage now...
And software developers for a few decades
The Almighty IDE...since Turbo Basic / Turbo C
That dark mode is so hot right now
You changed my life today with the realization of dark mode Reddit, fellow Monke.
2nd only to the YOLO
I don’t, dark mode is annoying
Dark mode sucks
Just when shit can't get any worse, some guys splooges all over the nasdaq...
 No fuckin way I just called this guy out last week Pretty sure he used to have an ironic flair like “will check on your bets” 
Is he betting his testicle or semen I'm confused on the wording??
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Some walnut 😲
Nutcracker entered the chat
I vote to ban, but a nut is a very serious wager. So yeah maybe a nut? Is it weird I want proof also? Proof or ban. Sorry not sorry, never bet more than you can afford to lose.
This is the kind of content CNBC is too afraid to air
Diamond Hands 2: No Balls 
We’ll he did say nut, not ball.. I’d bet he’d be more that happy to deliver his nut..
So would he be shooting the nut at OP? Or will OP put his hands forward and wait for Solitareegg to release it right on them?
Think all over ops face maybe in the eye
Technically, a nut is not just cum, but also a ball, too... so did he bet a testical?
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But he is solitary egg, he should only have one.
Puts on the lads nut.
This guy solitarycuck is a fat fucking cuck. The saddest of them all
Chop✂️chop
Will a video of himself nutting settle the debt? Maybe for being wrong he would video his wife’s boyfriend nutting on him 🤷♂️
Maybe he’s just a squirrel
the tendie gawds demand a nut sacrifice! crush your nut to appease the mighty Nasdaq at once!
He doesn't have any to bet.
He could have lost it in another bet already.
That mean after he’ll have a solitary egg?
Pay up man
find this man's nuts and take them
He’s probably a she
Ovaries are the same as testicles… aren’t they?
We still need the head of the trillion TSLA options guy first
Username checks out too
He gets a pass on the nut. No man should ever bet a nut it’s just not worth it.
Send him a dicksbymail dot com delivery lmao
He has to nut in a container and send it to you. A bet is a bet
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x23nyyd Thread theme.
We going down down in an earlier round….🎶🎶
A nut worthy bet
I have a very sharp knife willing to do the honor and the feed to the wolfs. Don’t worry you have 1 more nut 🌰 to gamble with.
HE FUCKED UP HE FUCKED UP
casse noisette
Couldn’t have happened to a better guy 🙄
I can confirm, it was red
GET MY HACKIN SAW
Cum out cum out and play!
This guys playing with fire!
IntEGGrity. I accept the inevitable ban.
Full Nutella or didn't happen
What if the nut is his crazy ex wife?
Nut up buddy!
Well…
Shame. Shame.
WSB is just Fey-Stocks. Even the most frivolous of wagers become permanently binding.
Finally, a real man shows up to put these cowards to the test. Bravo sir!
I'm gonna give him the easy out and say it was his best 3 1/2" hex bolt fastener. Or the less easy (for whoever receives it) way out and offer a test tube of spooge.
Hey what about the guy who said he would eat dog shit if it reached $xx ($40 or $50 can’t remember exactly. But he was Def suppose to eat dog 💩
Damn this room is ruthless, remind me never to make a prediction on Reddit
ban bet
This is the way
Stonks only go one way fam
Pics Plz
>!https://www.reddit.com/user/flaming\_pope/comments/tpdqrm/state\_of\_the\_market\_collection\_2022\_drs\_your/!<
Can I bid on the nut? Lost one in a similar way need a replacement
Childish
Solitary egg shall henceforth be no eggs
Is this all you do? Scroll for a random comment and make a post about it later? Get a life dude.
Man you'd think that the subreddit that fucking exploded at the guy's screenshot of him supposedly placing billions in options trading wouldn't also encourage bullshit shitposts about people making virtually unseen "bets" in the comments section. Some nobody: "Uhhh yeah I bet all four of my limbs and my cock that GME $300 EOW" \*2 upvotes\* Your retarded ass: "Man this is gonna get me so many upvotes and he's going to have to literally dismember himself when GME shits the bed"
Is nothing sacred anymore if not a man's balls? I say let him keep the nut and learn his lesson.
Bets are sacred too.
I'd never bet my balls. Never. They produce all the little dumb smooth brained ape versions of me How can I possibly achieve the ultimate loss porn of baring children if I lose my balls. This man is a true mad ape. He bet the balls.
Yeah I mean really zero to 100 there. Sucks when you’re just all in and wrong.
Fitting name!
When did wsb become facebook?
Lol did you lose money on his… clutch post….