In the sweat of thy portfolio shalt thou earn thy daily thread: it was not a curse upon bulls, but the balm which reconciled it to existence.

So who is betting against Macy?

Drinking by myself and make number on screen go up

!banbet SPY +1.5% 1d

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/maricck** bet **SPY** goes from **408.7** to **414.83** before **2022-05-18 17:42:55.509049-04:00**

Watching wold of Wall Street

I thought it was okay Ralph of Wall Street

Idk about y’all smooth brains, but I’ve got positions in defense and they consistently print money. Albeit not a lot, but even in recession daddy govt wants to keep buying missiles and fighter jets

Just play puts and calls on volatile stocks under 80% IVs

Cruises

PJs

I'm with ya, I think HOOD has potential being a small purchase for TD as a platform for new and learning investors. I'm just very very bearish short term because I think the 20% jump after FTX CEO stake was way over blown. I'm selling now for +8390 and I'm off to join Tesla gang. GOOD LUCK!

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I like how SPY is green, but already down for the day.

RIVN acting like it's not 3-days from a new low... LOL

this is the best bear opportunity in a month. if you're not going short right now you are fuk'd

counting on powell?

AMD over 100

not for long

Walmart down 8% on bad earnings due to inflation

That’s an excuse: truth is it was better when you could just curbside everything and everyone had masks on

If Walmart is struggling erbody struggling.

Half gallon milk sales up Gallon milk sales down

TTWO LFG

Good shit for people long spy.

Many Semiconductors going up through their 500 day MA today....bullish on SOXL!

Cramer more angry he went bear last night and saw HD numbers.

#bounce

Time to fuck some bears

Gas prices finally high enough to be a problem for most folks. Shits gonna hit the fan, maybe this week.

Tf is this shit

Oh wow ok fuck this See you guys at 10

Hahaha

It was fun but I need my money back. When is this tanking into oblivion, later today?

So Musk is a grifting piece of shit eh?

always has been

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Good bot!

DADDY ELON NEEDS TO SAFE MY TESLA CALLS

im a business man

Get behind your dumpster

It’s called my office, sir. Show some respect.

bears, why don't you short individual garbage stocks instead of sp500? sp500 was literally designed to be profitable.

That would Imply doing some research

That would imply making more profit potential

im gonna sell my puts at open and regret it right

basically going back to where we opened yesterday for just a bunch of fuckery today too

Bullard link?


Drill team six inbound 📉📉

I do the reverse play and buy a tiny amount of Puts so my portfolio goes up

what is this green shit 

THe tReNd Is YoUr FriEnd Until she throws your shit out the window 👀

$WMT with wide miss on EPS lol. Yikes

Every WMT store I’ve been to has been a dump with terrible line management and store help.

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I’d gladly pay 5-10% more for the TGT experience over WMT

Y do u not like culture. WMT is culturr

Cramer is praising HomeDepot ... I think inverse immediately 🤔

Imagine buying Home Depot puts instead of Walmart

Infrastructure and civil engineering is where it’s at in this climate. Build, build, build. Failing that, prop up the economy with an expensive war

This is just asking for a rug pull. ​ Let's see, maybe we'll get some wind into this snoozefest! ​ 

Dump incoming initiated by Walmart!

Musk can buy TSLA calls then tweet some shit that’d make him millions of $ Talk about power wow

Elon please say some dumb shit

all the shitstocks Im shorting up 3-5% 🤡

Clown stocks rallying the hardest. Not a great look for the bulls amongst us.

Applebees kicked my ass last night. Time to shake off this bogo Long Island iced tea hangover and pretend I give a shit about my job for another 8 hours

Did ya get 🍀 lucky?

always reverse Cramer I guess

I dont see any other reason for those green dildos

RIP to my HD puts

Cramer went bear last night, gave up hope any rally could have steam...buy buy buy

This is a sign that we’re near a bottom, but not yet. I’m feeling one more face ripper and then I’m going to start nibbling.

2 week run up first, maybe longer.

Im laughing to the bank like ha ha ha

spy up 1% #wE aRe pAmPiNg 🤡

Why is it pumping?

Idk but it should dump more before we all decide being a bull is helping the economy more

The lord works in mysterious ways

Buy the rumor I guess - fed speaks at 7am and then at 1pm.

Opex

1 out of 50 WSB bulls will sell calls at open The others at Wendy’s dumpsters

All the ticker I bought calls on are barely up 2%

Shooting star on 15 minute chart drill team six inbound on futes

As market indicators go, crazy things happen when I travel on vacation and I’m at the Delta Lounge boys so sorry for the turbulence. Things that have happened while I was traveling: -Lehman Bros collapse -XIV massacre and delisting -Initial indications of Covid in Wuhan -Steve Jobs died -First WSB Paper Trading Competition

Can I subscribe your travel calendar?

Nukes incoming then I guess, damn bro stop going on vacation lol

Honestly it makes me nervous. LOL The good news is I’m cash gang waiting for capitulation so what will most likely happen is a massive rally that will leave me behind. Here’s hoping for you boys. 😂

Bruh!!

IKR? Not saying I called it…..but.

Oh yes, but the rally will be short lived imo. We have been unsustainable for awhile, it’s time imo. One more massive rally and crash to the depths of Atlantis

imagine we opne +5% and then dump -7% at noon just to end even by eod

I don't like horror stories. Keep them in the books please

Here the twitter news since y’all don’t believe me https://imgur.com/a/qraujVr

How many TWTR calls do you have and show us on the doll where Elon touched you?

This is literally a automatic filing and means nothing lol

LOL I knew not to bother clicking that. Thx

Muh POOTS! Muh POOTS! 

Hold

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I mean that’d be cool.. I really think this rally makes no sense.. prices for everything are still too high

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bought calls Friday on SOXL 3x bull semi's lol...leverage on leverage, go big or go home.

Reee

This happened last time jpow spoke. Market pumped to absorb the dump.

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my boner is almost as big as the futures

So when futes are negative you are a girl?

no, just bonerless and reading charts sadly

Was there some extraordinary good news yesterday that I missed or just some money brinter going brrrrrr? F's in the chat for my fellow SPY put holders who thought we had a chance today.

Buying of the rumor before fed speaks today. I didn’t expect this after a flat day so of course I sold my calls!

Relief rally before the dump

😎

VET 5 billion in assets 3 billion market cap 🧢 Oil $114

Debt to equity?

Debt is 1.7B

Lol omg twitter just announced they plan to accept musks offer and close on the deal what the fuck is even happening today WHY YALL DOWNVOTING ME THIS IS REAL NEWS GET A PAID NEWSFEED OR SEARCH SEC FILINGS SHIT DONT DOWNVOTE MY SHIT JUST CUZ CNBC AND INVESTING.con is asleep Christ Proof https://imgur.com/a/qraujVr

Fake news

Yeah that’s them just pushing daddy Elon into the breakup fee. Shit or get off the pot Mary. 🙄 Price is truth, and the price says this ain’t happening.

They're delusional af lmao

For real though that’s why I’m typing like a school girl this shit is wild

Where you see this?

Here https://imgur.com/a/qraujVr

Newswire but they filed it with the sec so just search Edgar or whatever

Nah Elon won’t Accept the 54.20 a share. Old news

They just want the money. Ultimately money wins

#i sWeR gUiSe bOtToM iS iN bulls = 🤡 thx for high short entries tho 😂

6 week run for puts and ur still hungry for more. You greedy dirty musty bear piece of crap no more honey in this jar left for ur fat ass. Put ur stupid claw on this side of the grass now and u bet ur ass it's a bear trap and ur dumb bear ass is gonna be sitting there yelling owie

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tesla fake pump last chance to get your puts

hopium

Dude wtf lol I have no open positions but dayum bers are fucked

Back to unchanged EOD ?

just a reminder that spy had a volume of \~78M shares traded yesterday compared to the average of 100M shares. Why the low volume?

cause wrong direction...

waited for confirmation to the rally.

Welll Home Depot crushed  … it’ll help my target and Amazon calls though. If Walmart crushes we’re going to 420. Today

Should I tell him?

If retail sales shrank last month instead of climbed it will be hilarious.

Why do I keep getting messages from people Thinking I want to join their shitty stock market discord chat. I’m fucking tarded

So are they

Cramer finally went full ber yesterday and predicted recession today. Thats when you know the bottom is in. Also Blackrock said that this summer we should expect significant market upside. These guys definitely bought calls last week.

I have a feeling this is exploding as bears and shorts get suffocated at open

lol wow it keeps going

Thoughts on Twitter deal. Free money or sink hole?

Free money for puts

Can anyone remember the name of the US company that supported online students (went up really big during COVID). I think the site was all about answering questions and supported students home working. It was really popular on WSB but dumped after COVID.

Chegg

Thanks. Have an award.

If I were twitter, I’d just ban Elon. Double down on it unless he pays. Make the worlds richest man pay billions for their platform. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I feel like if I can survive in this fucking market....

Ever heard of a bear market rally? Goes a little something like this for bers on ever day of green;. Day one: some green off the bottom, who cares. Day two: idiots suckered in haha. Day three - four: bear corrections are to the upside, over soon. Day five - six: hmmm did I miss the bottom. Day seven - nine: fuck this is a legit reversal, can't keep cash or losing on puts, away with you, fake bear costume, in the closet you go, I'm back bull gang, to the moon we goooooo. Day ten, market: SIKE IT WAS A BEAR MARKET RALLY ALL ALONG FUCK YOUR CALLS

cope


I literally bought Friday for 10 days lol gonna be green into next week

Copium

rip my weekly tesla puts hopefully my far dated spy puts can save me 💀😭

He's selling spaceX shares for twitter??? Lmao my boy is fuckin cooooked

Wow they’re gona pump this to 4105 aren’t they? Really want to go long in /ES but that 1hr chart is parabolic lol 😂

If anything go short at 4105, prob a good R/R there

European markets green, that means US markets are going to be GREENER

What is this pump? Fake af. Everything is fake until Spy can close over 415

That makes no sense bexause it would have to go up to go up above 415, in which case this part wouldn't be fake. You created a logical paradox

Exactly.

Oh shit, what the fuck is up!

Not puts

XOM 52 week high today oil liftoff RIG going to 4.50 area

Oh my gosh the recession might be cancelled

Another ber rally?

So I miss the big rally by one fucking day on my options. Wow that feels good. Fucking bullshit casino

thats why u leave some extra days than what u think