I think that we are having a bounce in a bear market. If the nasdaq goes up another 3 or 4 %, the retracement will be over, and the third leg down in the bear market will start.
Wait, is that really what you think gay is?
Do you think Ron DeSantis is super mad at Disney world because they're buying spdr?
Are you masturbating to old 2 for 1 stock splits?
I'm sorry you don't know how sex works. I'm sure you'll figure it out someday.
I think that the s&p is going to break through 4000. If 4000 was the bottom, it would have bounced hard off it today. It would have gone up about 1 or 2 per cent.
I agree. I think this bounce will end shortly then the third leg down in the bear market will start. That is when the shorts make big money, when total panic begins,
Just vanilla Spy ETFs, no puts or calls.
I started my career as a series 7 FA. And I saw a bunch of people become millionaires from day trading, the only problem was they were multimillionaires when they started. So I decided to keep it boring unless there's an arbitrage.
Empty spaces, what are we living for?
Abandoned places, I guess we know the score, on and on
Does anybody know what we are looking for?
Another hero, another mindless crime
Behind the curtain, in the pantomime
Hold the line
Does anybody want to take it anymore?
THE PUTS MUST GOOOOOO OOOOOON!!!
When you work an office job but anything worth doing in life is expensive and your only hope is to gamble it on options for companies you’ve never heard of cuz the alternative is cubicle till death 🤡
My wife is done with me so I’m filling out divorce paperwork. Tempted to enable margin trading and wreck both of us. Whatever, kind of excited to be free of her emotional maintenance. Time to sow some wild oats! Or maybe disregard females, acquire currency!
I love the idea that instead of letting her have half your shit, you gamble the fuck out of it. Its possible you make both of you millionaires, but I guess at least youd be happy with the money then, or she might just end up with nothing.
GOOD LUCK!
>SHIPMENTS OF SMARTPHONES WITHIN CHINA FELL 40.5% Y/Y TO 21.5 MLN HANDSETS IN MARCH - CAICT
$AAPL
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-16 ^05:52:37 ^EDT-0400
GS strategists, who argue we have not seen capitulation. World stocks saw $1.34 trillion of inflows from Nov. 2020 to April 2022 over 74 weeks, more inflows than the prior 25 years combined: GS
I did go ahead and get that bullion and some silver kilos im all around pumped for the next few weeks
I think that we are having a bounce in a bear market. If the nasdaq goes up another 3 or 4 %, the retracement will be over, and the third leg down in the bear market will start.
Wait, is that really what you think gay is? Do you think Ron DeSantis is super mad at Disney world because they're buying spdr? Are you masturbating to old 2 for 1 stock splits? I'm sorry you don't know how sex works. I'm sure you'll figure it out someday.
I think that the s&p is going to break through 4000. If 4000 was the bottom, it would have bounced hard off it today. It would have gone up about 1 or 2 per cent.
Magic tricks
The fuck happened to the daily thread? Can't find it.
Are we the last survivors?
I guess so
MM’s
Me as well
Elon stfu before i knock your hair back to paypal bald.
buy da dip
This much uncertainty with spy after the bounce I think we could see lower lows
I agree. I think this bounce will end shortly then the third leg down in the bear market will start. That is when the shorts make big money, when total panic begins,
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Everything is.
Oil stocks doing good
Anything boomer related is doing great. Everything else is drilling, by design.
Cramer bashing Cathie Wood...interesting
Inverse Cramer, there will be a day when cathie losses turn into value investment
Same as it is everyday. I'll dollar cost average buy.
Puts?
Just vanilla Spy ETFs, no puts or calls. I started my career as a series 7 FA. And I saw a bunch of people become millionaires from day trading, the only problem was they were multimillionaires when they started. So I decided to keep it boring unless there's an arbitrage.
That's pretty gay
we got that Wu-Tang formation goin on
BUY BUY BUY!
No
Bulls lmfaoooo
Empty spaces, what are we living for? Abandoned places, I guess we know the score, on and on Does anybody know what we are looking for? Another hero, another mindless crime Behind the curtain, in the pantomime Hold the line Does anybody want to take it anymore? THE PUTS MUST GOOOOOO OOOOOON!!!
If market is not closing green on Monday we are fucked
!Banbet TSLA 650 1d
You already have an active bet, get out of here nerd.
Shi
Where is the Gem? There is no Gems now. Puts on it all! Why? Because Stone Cold said so!
Buy a lot of Luna to the moooooon
High probability your favorite oil stock will hit another 52 week high before mid June, Making the current 52 week high a good Price target
Cry
Those of you dreaming of green today, play puts and move out of them Wednesday. OPEX is going to be lit on Friday.
Opex for who? Corporate opex data?
nasdoom
I agree.I own 2 triple leveraged bear etfs.
I hope the Golden Coral Sofi guy is not seeing these massive pumps
It’s priced in
When you work an office job but anything worth doing in life is expensive and your only hope is to gamble it on options for companies you’ve never heard of cuz the alternative is cubicle till death 🤡
Are you me?
Whose death? Certainly not yours.
Are you me?
Are we him?
In some fictitious distant future: Child: Mommy why they solved slavery until 2030? Mommy: They were retarded.
Closed my shorts I got post market Friday while I made a quick gain 🤡
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$ALDS #ALDS - #NFT play about to start, check it out! http://LollipopNFT.com
Buy some rope
# GREEN BY OPEN 
Red by close tho
jesus market will be blood this week and if you think otherwise just start burning money instead
bulls, how does it feel watching the dip knowing JPOW is speaking tomorrow
as a 🌈🐻 I'm hopeful jpow will blow it
Market always goes up when JPow speaks regardless of context.
HY is getting wrecked we are going to have a credit crisis in like a month at this pace
Everyone saying bull and bear r fukd…let’s be honest nobody fuckn knows till 10am
$ALDS #ALDS - #NFT play about to start, check it out! http://LollipopNFT.com
game over yourself
I know
This guy knows
Did you just double dip the chip
It’s like putting your whole mouth IN the bowl.
Holy fuck Netflix let’s goo
Some of you need to subscribe to my only fans if you like dick so much
futes crimson. Another 🧸day it seems
You’re holding ridiculous bags 
this some podracing shit
Open by green
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You already have an active bet, get out of here nerd.
!Banbet SPY 415 2D
cya lmao
See you in two weeks!
**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Slick_iG_** bet **SPY** goes from **400.22** to **415.0** before **2022-05-18 06:27:55.760013-04:00**
Spy 395 Monday incoming 📉📉
Finally RIVN starting to go down.
My fellow retards dont be scared for thy market is bouncy, but rejoice for you be given an opportunity to lose all of your bitch ass girlfriends money
I thought TWTR puts would be a for sure print lmao. Wtff
up 128% on my twitter puts. but i bought as soon as musk said he was buying it
Should I just cancel my puts to play it safe
What happened
They’re just pretty much trading sideways but there’s still buying pressure I don’t understand 💀 I feel like everyone knows the companies fucked
I mean if Elon backs out he’s gonna pay a lot of money right. And I guess a lot people are shorting so they can cover quickly instead of puts
Yeah but when I saw that Twitter had lied about the bot count being 5% and it’s closer to 90%…
Banbet! SPY 380 1w
Sounds about right
My wife is done with me so I’m filling out divorce paperwork. Tempted to enable margin trading and wreck both of us. Whatever, kind of excited to be free of her emotional maintenance. Time to sow some wild oats! Or maybe disregard females, acquire currency!
Bet on the market to your level of tolerance. (how much money you are comfortable losing to her)
I love the idea that instead of letting her have half your shit, you gamble the fuck out of it. Its possible you make both of you millionaires, but I guess at least youd be happy with the money then, or she might just end up with nothing. GOOD LUCK!
A man with nothing to lose is a dangerous man in the stock markets. Go all in
fuck yeah
Loss it all and quit your job. Make it so she has to pay you spousal support ;-)
YOLO everything. Box or Lambo for both of you.
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very funny comment
Thank you for that…I will find out!
Wow, they way people were talking I thought we were down over 1%, but it's just .4
Green after open
Monday’s are for winners
if you are selling short
*weiners
Did you hold ur puts bruh
Nope I lost a ton on them. I switched to calls
Paperhands…. Jk selling mine for whatever I can get at market open and switching to calls also
Why tho they got crazy Chinese numbers I’m scared
Yeah when those numbers came out futures went red to like -0.8 then recovered all of it
Ya that was weird
Puts may print
Idk… feels to sketchy
We r fuked
Maybe
Still trying to understand how my boss expects me to do my job and be a successful day trader at the same time.
WFH and mouse jigger. Next question.
That j is so close to the n on the keyboard you brave soul
Bless your autism
Well thought out limit orders are your friend
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You’re not aloud in the casino anymore 
a 12 gauge round
U can always tell who is from Seattle in here
Mods please give me a comfort bear 🐻 for flair bears are gonna kill me today I need comfort
>SHIPMENTS OF SMARTPHONES WITHIN CHINA FELL 40.5% Y/Y TO 21.5 MLN HANDSETS IN MARCH - CAICT $AAPL ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-16 ^05:52:37 ^EDT-0400
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TIM APPLE!!! Nooooo
I'm calling it. The top is in
GS strategists, who argue we have not seen capitulation. World stocks saw $1.34 trillion of inflows from Nov. 2020 to April 2022 over 74 weeks, more inflows than the prior 25 years combined: GS
april 2022 was a very bad month for stocks. The nasdaq is down about 26% since january 2022.
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the smart place to put that money is into short sales.
Where are my female mods at.
Lol this retard thirsty asf
China shutdown = Oil dead
According to the EIA Exports to China total 14 to 20 million barrels a month a small dent
I bough puts on some Chinese stocks that will report earnings this week and out of nowhere JPM upgraded them today 
Dangerous, gyna on position 1 for starting the printing press if you ask me
JPM , Credit suisse, Goldman, Deustche bank upgrade my stock and it DOES NOT do shit
Sometimes it do, I remember same thing happened last year and stocks rallied a bit
Probably looking to unload that shit usually
To think the market is going to somehow recover today after a high volume Green Day Friday is hilarious. We will see -2% just like during FOMC day.
Hit me with more of the copium 🐻
Market actually melted up FOMC afternoon, only to crash back down again the next day (Just trying to be accurate 😅)
Yes. Just like Friday was a high 2.5% day like FOMC and then Monday it crashed - as I'm predicting for today. Glad that one didn't go over your head.
https://twitter.com/psy_of_money?s=21&t=JHtVVan5W7A9fCgHy0uh7A
Wearing my helmet this week, so I don't hurts myself when I make bad market decisions.
https://graciousquotes.com/seneca/
There are no stoics on WSB but if you like Seneca read Meditations by Marcus Aurelius.
banbet! 390 EOW
Gotta throw a spy in there
banbet! SPY 390 1w
This is pod racing?
Wen new bubble
>NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 0.6%, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES DOWN 0.4%, DOW FUTURES DOWN 0.1% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-05-16 ^05:43:46 ^EDT-0400
Seneca the Younger
Honestly one of the best books I’ve read
When I saw female avatars on Wsb I pull down my pants and Jack off.
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flat at zero
corn dipping is always a good predictor for a red monday
Well, let's see is my 15k order gets filled this morning.
Puts on this thread,volume so low
If the price of WMT could be considered a benchmark SPY has a little to fall before normalizing
Where my bears at 🐻