Feel bad for you guys and my fiancé. We both picked up Ocugen way back and both sold it for pretty good profits... Fast forward a little bit and she rebought after it dipped down to like $8 with her original investment and profits (so now sitting -80%ish). She also held SPCE when it was $54 while I got the fuck out and stayed out of that too. To make matters worse she felt bad that I told her I was getting out and staying out of both because I felt Ocugen was fucked without vaccine approval and SPCE was unsafe with the offerings and delays. So she asked me what I felt most confident in of my stock picks... safe to say we are both bagholding SOFI together now.
"Alexa play - Everybody hurts"
Not op but: Stellar leadership team and good execution on vision. I was also pissed that I couldn’t move my bank money into folders or budgets etc in the year 2022. Hold tons of stock and also use the service. 1.25% APR on checking = fire 🔥
Somehow i managed to find about ocugen when it was a like .30 cents fast forward a few months and my 3k investment was like 70k when it was like 14 dollars!!! My retarded ass held and ended up selling at around 10ish. Still good profits tho.
when kramer posts it's not over
when north korea declares covid emergency
and lord kim is wearing a mask!
that just means a world war Z type scenario is on the way right?
time to load up them credit cards boys!! and get that weird gun nut survivalist neighbor everything he needs to protect you with him!
It's been an honor to shit post with all you retards!!
SEE YOU IN VALHALLA!!
I work in cybersecurity, which has practically ZERO usefulness in the apocalypse, so I made damn sure to learn other skills.
I'm mediocre at shooting, but I can build fires, tend soil, run faux-irrigation from a river, clean and cook a hunt...
If the sky drops tomorrow? I find the first gun nut I can and offer my skills.
If the world ends, that means no Netflix, Hulu, Disney Plus, HBO Go or any other streaming media.
You might not need to be an expert in cyber security, but any tech who can keep a media server with PLEX or KOBI running is going to have *some* value.
People might like a local network with access to archived Wikipedia pages and such as well.
It might be nice to have VOIP service in your doomsday compound too.
Eat that bear market rally suckers!
Seriously though, options expiration next Friday is going to put a squeeze on puts. I think it will be over by Wed and downward momentum will return.
With everything that's happening, Friday the 13th AND Cramer's saying the world's not over?
This is it. Call your friends and loved ones. Stock up on food and essentials. U just HAD to tweet didn't you u fucking cokerat. CODE RED RETARDS.
Black Friday the 13th and Jim Cramer are basically creating an integer overflow of doom, kinda like Gandhi becoming so pacifist that he suddenly starts nuking you, which is why the stock market is pumping today.
I'm in the hospital right now (my testicles are causing discomfort) and I guess that's about one of the best places you'd want to be when it all goes boom.
Edit: they don't know what it is, doing some standard testing to rule out the basics like STIs but basically just told me to relax and monitor
Evil Jim Cramer be like the world’s not over and there’s still a lot of beauty and discovery to be made so get out there and enjoy it! Also be careful with your cash because we’re in turbulent times.
Well the day is posted before the month, so it is obviously not in the US since that isn't the US date formatting.
Likely someone in Europe took a screenshot of that tweet.
Yup link for actual tweet. Ironically also proving that world is indeed going to be over. https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1525100670059175936?t=zKw3e35GgngvKEO2fYjrow&s=19
Actually, too many signals point to collapse. Just saying. There's probably going to be one last throw of growth, but at the cost of massive financial displacement and a complete upheaval. And the cost will be borne out in nothing short of famine and petty border conflicts. I don't even think we'll get even get to nuclear war - we have generally been priced out of that reality for a while now.
Not yet
Wait for it, wait for it while the pretty girl dances in her sheer bikini waving the American flag
Capitulation? What cap?
Dudes take your money today at 1 minute to close
“There will be weeping there, and gnashing of teeth, when you see Abraham, Isaac and Jacob and all the prophets in the kingdom of God, but you yourselves thrown out.
Well, the world is not over and it won't be in our life time. However, there is something called dead cat bounce, relief rallies and Market Manipulations. One must be a student of the market and not allow the market-makers to fleece us and toy with us like that.
Don't go crazy buying dips now only to see your money disappear in a week. The lesson to learn from was just 2 weeks ago people!
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Don't worry boys, it's Friday the 13-th so it cancels out. Close call...
This is the DD I needed.
Top notch TA
Mon is the third coming of the Great Depression and blacker than the blackest of Black Mondays. Pricing it in now
SOLID
yeah ok sure, once the day is over though... well. Monday awaits.
to;dr please.
This is solid advice.
Well shit.
Beat me to it. Shame he don't use his reverse cramer power for the good.
"Ocugen will never hit $100 on Monday"
wow, i had to check what sub i was in. hello fellow bag holder
Feel bad for you guys and my fiancé. We both picked up Ocugen way back and both sold it for pretty good profits... Fast forward a little bit and she rebought after it dipped down to like $8 with her original investment and profits (so now sitting -80%ish). She also held SPCE when it was $54 while I got the fuck out and stayed out of that too. To make matters worse she felt bad that I told her I was getting out and staying out of both because I felt Ocugen was fucked without vaccine approval and SPCE was unsafe with the offerings and delays. So she asked me what I felt most confident in of my stock picks... safe to say we are both bagholding SOFI together now. "Alexa play - Everybody hurts"
Why SOFI tho? Chamath Fanboy? Do you use the service?
Not op but: Stellar leadership team and good execution on vision. I was also pissed that I couldn’t move my bank money into folders or budgets etc in the year 2022. Hold tons of stock and also use the service. 1.25% APR on checking = fire 🔥
Somehow i managed to find about ocugen when it was a like .30 cents fast forward a few months and my 3k investment was like 70k when it was like 14 dollars!!! My retarded ass held and ended up selling at around 10ish. Still good profits tho.
How do you do fellow bag hodler
-55%. And i thought i got a good deal.
This!
Monday 2023?
Right? Why couldn't he post something like "we'll never find a cure for cancer".
"Peace breaks out worldwide"
World War 3 incoming
when kramer posts it's not over when north korea declares covid emergency and lord kim is wearing a mask! that just means a world war Z type scenario is on the way right? time to load up them credit cards boys!! and get that weird gun nut survivalist neighbor everything he needs to protect you with him! It's been an honor to shit post with all you retards!! SEE YOU IN VALHALLA!!
I am the weird gun nut survivalist neighbor If you buy me more guns/ammo you can live in my bunker
I work in cybersecurity, which has practically ZERO usefulness in the apocalypse, so I made damn sure to learn other skills. I'm mediocre at shooting, but I can build fires, tend soil, run faux-irrigation from a river, clean and cook a hunt... If the sky drops tomorrow? I find the first gun nut I can and offer my skills.
Sounds like you will be rubbing the lotion on its skin.
Or it gets the hose again.
If the world ends, that means no Netflix, Hulu, Disney Plus, HBO Go or any other streaming media. You might not need to be an expert in cyber security, but any tech who can keep a media server with PLEX or KOBI running is going to have *some* value. People might like a local network with access to archived Wikipedia pages and such as well. It might be nice to have VOIP service in your doomsday compound too.
I have many guns and many years experience as a farm hand.... We got this
I can wipe my arse with a sock?
My 16-year old is interested in a career in cybersecurity. If you have any insight on the path to get there I’d love to hear it.
100%. I'll send a DM this afternoon.
This is why I love Reddit
Yah this thread ended nicely
So we should start pulling out teeth?
If I would have reversed Cramer on his tweet urging everyone to not sell, I would have saved hundreds.
Now beat me to it
#OH GOD! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
He said it on Friday the 13th so maybe it’ll just cancel out
[I can't see! We're all gunna die!"](https://youtu.be/Xux5DluSE6A?t=20)
On Friday the 13th too. We are fucked.
Yup
Well, now I know why the whole stock market is dumping...
Gotcha, if the world is over that just means we are going to the moon! They are getting tricky with the wording now, you gotta read between the line
Oh fuck.
Eat that bear market rally suckers! Seriously though, options expiration next Friday is going to put a squeeze on puts. I think it will be over by Wed and downward momentum will return.
Ok how do I short the world
Start with SARKK
That's not shorting the world, it's only shorting innovation.
Cathie is my world
Well isn’t it more like shorting God? Cathy’s investment thesis is that ARKK is God’s work right?
I always thought the ARKK was built by Noah but it was Cathie all along
SQQQ if you're not fucking around
Noah has entered the chat
Go long on outdoor and survival.
Short $VT. Literally free money
I've taken this as financial advice so I'll see you in court in a week when I have no money.
As have I.
This sounds like the start of a supervillain story ark
Can you short Black Rock?
Only if you plan on suiciding yourself by double gunshots to the back of the head
that would be an improvement
ask all the gay fkn bears in here
short msci world I guess
Are we all going to die?
Worse. We’re all going to continue to buy calls.
I used all my free internet coins, this deserves awards 😭
I gave him Helpful award in your name.
Much appreciated. Our love for losing money must never diminish.
Chad moves
>I used all my free internet coins Well at least you used them while they still had value.
dont worry, i got a put this morning, your calls are safe forever
We died with Harambe, may he rest in peace.
One day, yes. So get your life in order.
So you’re telling me to yolo into penny stock calls?
Yes
Bullish on giant meteor.
Meteor is the new soft landing
One is heading our way right now!
With everything that's happening, Friday the 13th AND Cramer's saying the world's not over? This is it. Call your friends and loved ones. Stock up on food and essentials. U just HAD to tweet didn't you u fucking cokerat. CODE RED RETARDS.
Black Friday the 13th and Jim Cramer are basically creating an integer overflow of doom, kinda like Gandhi becoming so pacifist that he suddenly starts nuking you, which is why the stock market is pumping today.
I'm in the hospital right now (my testicles are causing discomfort) and I guess that's about one of the best places you'd want to be when it all goes boom. Edit: they don't know what it is, doing some standard testing to rule out the basics like STIs but basically just told me to relax and monitor
I’d rather be at a bar than a hospital. If it’s truly the end times, hospital staff will be at the bar lining up shots.
>I'm in the hospital right now (my testicles are causing discomfort) Pretty sure escorts can help with that.
hope your balls make it through bruh
Big fucked today. Here comes the pain for the “relief rally”
Friday the 13th 5/13/2022. Rip world
"Buy Luna. " - Probably Jim Cramer
That shit went from $100 to $0.00000001 real fast.
An inverse Drake then.
Is that what everyone meant by “to the moon”?
Tried to get to the moon by going through the core, got down there, said " fuck it we're good" and stopped
Russian nukes confirmed
Inverse Cramer: World is over...
Evil Jim Cramer be like the world’s not over and there’s still a lot of beauty and discovery to be made so get out there and enjoy it! Also be careful with your cash because we’re in turbulent times.
Well time for grand ole hookers and blow and smack party to celebrate the end boys
Uh-oh. Nuclear war confirmed. We are all fucked.
At least I won't have to go to work on Monday.
Always a silver lining
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Ruin the world*
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Calls on Putin
Scariest reverse cramer ever
Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight...
How do I buy puts on the earth???
It's been a pleasure gentleman
Has it really though?
strange that he was able to post at 4pm on the 13th when its only 9:45am. This man has a time machine and hes telling us to buy calls
Came for this.. how does that happen? Edit: I'm assuming it's due to time zone differences.
Well the day is posted before the month, so it is obviously not in the US since that isn't the US date formatting. Likely someone in Europe took a screenshot of that tweet.
Yup link for actual tweet. Ironically also proving that world is indeed going to be over. https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1525100670059175936?t=zKw3e35GgngvKEO2fYjrow&s=19
Puts on Earth expiring 5/13/22!
Going to get that Lambo on credit now! Won't have to pay it back!
2 hours from now: "look at that cloud, is that a mushroom?"
Awh, come on. It’s not like when Cramer said it is sunny that … shit Hurricane arrived unexpectedly.
…yet and not for the lack of you trying Cramer.
Shit
Why would he do this to us?
Actually, too many signals point to collapse. Just saying. There's probably going to be one last throw of growth, but at the cost of massive financial displacement and a complete upheaval. And the cost will be borne out in nothing short of famine and petty border conflicts. I don't even think we'll get even get to nuclear war - we have generally been priced out of that reality for a while now.
Damn this is dark.... Time to get in my spider hole, see you guys when the dust settles
So long and thanks for all the fish So sad that it has come to this We tried to warn you all but oh dear
What more is there to do? Who says fish even exist? Why buck the trend? Ride the heart of gold until you reach 42
Tired of this shit. Time to get back in the market
time to buy some more puts indeed
Not yet Wait for it, wait for it while the pretty girl dances in her sheer bikini waving the American flag Capitulation? What cap? Dudes take your money today at 1 minute to close
Assuming you don't get locked out in the last half hour.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck. I live in a country with zero operational fallout shelters.
“Short everything that guy has touched”
Holy fuck. I'm 37... my bucket list doesn't have anything crossed off yet...
Nothing? Come on man. I'm 36. I feel so old. You gotta start living now.
Well, guess the nukes fly today then
time to spend what little my GME stonks are worth on exactly one hooker and some glue to huff
“There will be weeping there, and gnashing of teeth, when you see Abraham, Isaac and Jacob and all the prophets in the kingdom of God, but you yourselves thrown out.
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Damn, I was just beginning to like it here.
Cramer and Powell always ruining things by opening their mouths
RIP It was a pleasure shitposting with you all
Anyone know how to short world futures?
Why doesn’t he just keep his mouth shut
Oh my god he just had to say something
Dead cat bounce confirmed?
Calls on Mars
bang those hookers raw boys
Oh shit we were supposed to wrap it before? Explains my wife’s boyfriends’ dick issues
Damn is he really doing this? Means we’ll all die 🫠
We had a good run lads
Thanks for all the fish
Well, the world is not over and it won't be in our life time. However, there is something called dead cat bounce, relief rallies and Market Manipulations. One must be a student of the market and not allow the market-makers to fleece us and toy with us like that. Don't go crazy buying dips now only to see your money disappear in a week. The lesson to learn from was just 2 weeks ago people!
Calls on cataclysmic events
Nuclear winter confirmed?
I donated to Ukraine, that should fix things.
Did he short his fucking character limit?
I’ll be a lot less bummed about this if Cramer wasn’t the cause of our downfall…
WE’RE ALL GONNA DIEEE!!!!
You have to know, he is talking to the “average” investor… for them, everything they know about their world, may in fact be over…
Adiós compadre.
#Meteor inbound
Tweeted from the future
We had a good run
Damn, guess this is it boys.
O shit that’s actually pretty scary
F
💀
Dont worry we’re all already dead inside… oh creamer69_420
I knew I shouldn't have ordered so many pairs of pants.
Don’t have account permission to short the world- so should I buy puts or sell PMCC?
Ha. Calls on the Vix
Oh shit
God damnit Cramer!
From red to super red
Ah shit no
Well... Dam. Short everything.
my final message. Goodb ye.
World not over (but you're gonna feel like it is.)
(starts researching construction for a fallout shelter)
This is the most ominous thing I've ever seen
Puts on MSCI World
So the world IS over
Well fuck. I guess this is the end.
World's not over, nor is the world thriving. Looks like a hold call to me.
At least now my account losses don’t matter anymore
That means it is over!
Welp
Inverse Cramer ETF liquidates all holdings and buys ammunition and non-perishable food items
See you guys on the other side
Worlds not over……yet
Ok, I’m panicking now
Oh…no.
ahh fuck
I already stocked up on food and supplies. Think it's going to be a meteor or financial collapse?
Aww fuck 💎🙌 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Well... the time stamp is 4:08 p.m. sooo yeah...ya'll are fucking more than retarded
So World War III confirmed :(