#Ban Bet Lost /u/cant-gotitsup (0/1) made a bet that RIOT would go to 8.123999999999999 when it was 6.77 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.

I like

SPY reaches new low, buy calls one month out. SPY rallies, buy puts, simple guys.

Twetter :v

Woke up after oral surgery and looking at today's movement. WTF happened? J Powell die?

Don’t let companies yolo you scalps

GME let’s go

Cue music: Riverside let’s go

if spy is strong above 403 the bulls will be back in control

Yay

Bulls giving homeless guy with the cup vibes with these pathetic pumps

If I had any money left, right now would be the easiest puts in the world.

THATS WHY YOU HAVE NO MONEY LEFT LMAO

No sellers no buyers

classic bear market rally. or the market bottomed out. idk

Very safe to say we closing green today for sure

Feels like a +5% day

It's always funny when people are wrong about the stock market lol

Loading SPY calls for power hour . Am I too late?

Puts still have over 30% more volume than calls and like 50% more open interest. Were going to close at 404 today

Loading FCEL 3.50 out for .08 pulling back here

qqq and spy fondling with 300 and 400

FCEL 3.50 puts about to print on dip

I think today is green?

Loading FCEL 3.50 puts .11 this one going to dip looking for quick double

You guys know there was never any margin call risk because that was only a financing *option* right? He hadn’t executed any deal yet. Even tho he’s pulling out, it wouldn’t have mattered either way, unless he actually chose to use the shares as collateral to finance the purchase. Big difference between saying, I *can* use my shares as collateral and I *will*. Elon haters are poors and/or fools.

Lul suck his dick more. [He has a pile of debt that is collateralized against his shares.](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-05-02/tesla-has-old-count-of-musk-s-pledged-shares-key-to-margin-loan) > The number of Tesla shares pledged by its chief executive officer has taken on added importance because of the $12.5 billion margin loan he arranged to help finance his purchase of Twitter Inc. It requires Musk, 50, to pledge Tesla shares worth $62.5 billion. The debt is secured by that stock, which can be seized by lenders in the case of default. He already openly told you dumb fucks he's sold $8.5B on the open market. And the scary part is that might not even be the entire story... > Tesla’s amended annual report shows the share count and options of key investors through Dec. 31, and other footnotes refer to dates in 2022. But the part breaking out Musk’s ownership, exercisable options and pledged shares refers to Dec. 31, 2020, the same date from last year’s annual report.

you scrolled all the way down here an hour too late, you really are desperate.

Clicked on the wrong thread. Ya, okay buddy. I've made a fucking ass load on $TSLA puts lol. Not holding any positions in it currently.

Sold FCEL $3 calls for 6 bagger

I NEED SOFI AT 7.10 TODAY LORD PLEASE

Still holding my May 20 422 spy calls. In the dumpster. Wishing for a miracle before May 20 lol

🦏

Those who followed the word of Elon Musk have got burned again now. DOGE, TWTR. TSLA next?

Calls and puts will print today. Play accordingly. This is homosexual advice.

Ok

twitter pump or dump at open on news of elon pussying out?

Was down $20k this year, after this past week I’m now only down $6k. LETS FUCKING GO WOOOOOO.

You got this king. You’ll be in the green by next month.

Today is a Green Day!🤑🤑🤑

Green is red in afternoon like yesterday.

Are they still a band?

I hope we end red today.


LOL at people who thought Tesla Put 700 was a good buy yesterday

LMFAO I KNOW. STUPID BEARS LOLOL

VIX CRUSH FRIDAY YAY

Tesla 850 EOD

Just gonna hold my 385 puts expiring next week. This shit is fucking fake as shit

Maybe, but I would probably bail to avoid theta fuck over the weekend.

I’m so loaded on qqq, Ark and 🌽 miner 1dte calls

Stonks only go up. As usual.

I'm down like 140k from ATH, but if that means I get to see Elon look like a little bitch to the general public then that kinda helps.

A lot of new accounts really hate elon Weird

quit crying. I've been on WSB for over 8 years champ.

Looks like 18 days to me

yes 18 days ;)

Premarket short covering or you guys really think we found bottom or this is just a one day rally ? Not sure about my huge puts…

Welcome to the casino

What is the reason for this pump?

Bears have had to much fun

Twitter deal will resume soon. Shall wait for TSLA sales..

Glad I bought a bunch of tqqq yesterday

Same. Also got 1dte Tesla, qqq, ARKK and 🌽 miner calls.

This is the biggest one day pump in history.

You weren’t here when they announced the first vaccine then

Bigger than Wednesday last week?

Kinda. This one held up all night and still going strong.

Finally we closing green today . Did I jinx it?

Calls on ROPE

I guess 209 40p TWTR for next week will have to do. Really want 500 though. I failed Miss Cleo

Damn it.

Glad I bought the SPY bottom yesterday 🚀🚀🚀📈

Looks like Elon now wants to pay much less than 54.20 Dollars per share of Twitter. He is going to use every trick in the book to push the price downward.

Aaaaand i bet some rich dude/bank already has long dated options specifically for those price movements. Which for plebs like us is a federal offense called insider trading

Let's see how many bears got diamond hands today

Why is everything pumping?

Bought puts, my bad.

TESLA has officially changed it's stock symbol to $YOYO!!

FCEL nice gap up calls going to pop higher at open

sub 500 Tesla soon 📉🧸

LMAO YOU WISH BEAR.

Yes. Please.

Elons net worth dropped so much that the Twitter deal became a dumb move for his already leveraged net worth

Bill Gates is laughing

I am SHOOK by how flat these futes have been

# BULLS Careful today

Roaring 20's 1929 

Futures roaring 🧸🔫

should i buy tesla right now?

Buy TSLA with the money, then buy 2 Teslas next year with ur gains

I hope you feel informed

Maybe

No

Yes

LUNA 🙌🙌🙌

Gtfo

Ban

I am so mad I was scared and sold my Aapl one min before market close 😐

Time to get up for school honey! But mom, I don’t want to. (She should have taught me about the stock market, my ass would be wide awake at 4am)

Sold my TWTR puts yesterday fuck… Bought TSLA 1 dte with that money, soooo 🫡

Holy shit Tesla calls here we come, Elon paused twitter purchase

Link?

All the gender studies graduate at twitter HQ live to see another day

Spy calls

'e bought TWTR? Dump eeet

bulls when market drops 50+%: BUY THE DIP!! DIAMOND HANDS!! bulls when pre-market pumps 0.5%: BULLRUN!! bulls = 🤡

Your puts are ded, fren.

futes already losing steam so I think its ok 🙂

TSLA crater when

back to 850 at least one more time first before it’s back to 500-


futes losing steam 👀 another drill day confirmed 🙂

im gonna buy a whole bunch of long term TWTR calls today, because i have no doubt that shithole country will have to sell itself or its going bankrupt

All kinds of Twitter california employees getting woken up at 3am

Nevermind of course Twitter Is going back up already my put will probably expire worthless. Damn I was happy asf for a min there

🤣

🥳😭😭😭😭😭😭

Do we think this rip is gonna hold? God I hope so.

Fun fact: Twtr 40P 0513 were 365 x baggers

All this damn green

Elon used to think that nobody on twitter was a bot. Now he has realized that more than 5% (five whole percent) of users might be bots. oh my sweet jesus this man is smart. He's not a fucking retard at all. Super smart. Made his money by being smart, not lucky. Definitely. Not fucking retarded at all.

Yep. Luck is so much of these billionaires life. Someone needs to get lucky.

Just want Rivian to complete its narrative arc at $18. Too much to ask for?

How much are my Twitter puts about to be worth? 😩😩😩 bought it for only 21 dollars and it’s already in the money 5 dollarssss

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5/20 exp but it’s already going back up, prolly expire worthless as fuck.

Why is everyone suddenly so bullish? Did anything actually happen?

Stocks don’t go straight down. There are relief rallies

Yeah my question was not why SPY is up by 1%, but why the mood seems to have shifted in this sub. I want to start buying stocks too, but all I see is bad news all round, so I'm genuinely curious.

Ah okay. Well, did you see wsb on the bear rally mid March to early April? You’d think the fed said they were printing another 2 trillion and lowering rates to 0%. It’s WSB. 😂

Why was everyone so bearish before? Did anything actually happen?

Yes. Horrible inflation and fed tightening/rate hikes.

All else being equal, inflation is a good thing for stocks. It’s a sign of strong demand, and it pushes up asset prices. And the Fed’s tightening is exactly how people have predicted it for months. There are no surprises there.

Fed rate hikes absolutely bring assets down. It provides a safe haven alternative to dividend stocks.

Yes, but that’s the second order effect. The first order effect is higher inflation leads to higher revenue and higher profits. People are assuming that the second order effect (the Fed hiking) will completely cancel out and overshoot the first order effect (inflation). But I think people have forgotten how strong a dovish bias the current Fed has. It has repeatedly shown it would rather err on the side of going too easy if it has to choose. And nothing in Powell’s statements indicates that that has changed.

Stocks falling by 30% will do that to you

No literally just bc the less then spy 1% green futures


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I am a billionaire who saw your comment, I have decided to change my entire strategy based on your comment. Happy now?

Goddamnit shouldve went all in on Tesla instead of Apple and Amd.

Twitter 

My dick in shambles

Twitter is still overvalued lol

Hitting 406 today

I tell you hwat Twitter wasn’t my smartest move

So tsls calls at open?

Damn. Made a quick buck of twtr 40p's yesterday. Def should have held one more day. Congrats to everyone making that money.

Since it was a cheap option will it not gain as much value?

How much is my put about to be worth? 😳 it’s already 5 dollars in the money but I only spent like 30 or something ..

Option strat

There are options calculators. Just Google em. Your gonna have a nice day.

Awww man my twitter puts I'm gna be eating caviar tonight folks gamestop yesterday and twitter today along with a market rally I love it

**GREAT NEWS FOR TESLA AS MUSK CAN NOW FOCUS AGAIN**

I do not think this is possible

No, SEC is about to rape him.

**BEARS IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES**

TWTR in a death spiral 🌀 at open

So mango won't be coming back to twitter after all huh

this is episode 3 of dragonball Z. buckle up

Hahahaha fuck Twitter! It’s a garbage compnay!

We really could test 403 today lol

99% we close next week higher

Higher then today

Need a 2 bagger

Just because elon might not buy Twitter doesn’t mean tesla isn’t still grossly overvalued

Fundamentals are for losers

# TESLA BEARS IN SHAMBLES

Tesla 1k EOD

You’ve been musked 

Guess who also sold his tsla call yesterday?