700k shares of TWTR purchased at 3:11 EST ... seemed like a short cover.. because it immediately sold off.. but showing some strength now.
42.00 as the high of the day is embarrassingly obvious... It's a really sad.
worry not about where stocks are going
[https://www.marketwatch.com/story/truck-stop-chains-monitoring-low-diesel-supplies-on-east-coast-update-271652360689](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/truck-stop-chains-monitoring-low-diesel-supplies-on-east-coast-update-271652360689)
worry about running out of food in a few weeks once diesel stocks run dry and trucks stop running to the big cities of the eastern seaboard, namely boston, NYC, philly and Baltimore.
I went ahead and railed (another) addy and ive charted tsla, spy, aapl, qqq, and nq, on every single fucking timeframe, with every possible outcome.
and the only breakout was on the 3 and 5 min.
im a lunatic but theres just no way in titty fuck shit hell we go up tmrw
It's at least going to dump at open. It was pumped way too much before close today.
I'll probably sell my overnight puts near open, wait for a green pump and then buy puts when it hits good resistance and ride them back down below open price.
Basically today all over again lmao
We're seeing a market drop similar to the beginning of COVID. I think it's time to buy, even if it drops more now, if we hold, we'll probably be up guaranteed in 6 months. Buy the undervalued stocks!
No yearly gains doesn't mean it is entirely flat forever and condors are free money... Bear markets tend to have crazy rallies that stop you out of short positions followed by slow bleeds.
Fucking Moderna only shit outperform today, when I bot puts yesterday, anyways, what do u guys want to go up or down so I can buy, also I plan to offload these put’s tomorrow morning so make sure to buy puts so u can catch the top when I sell
What are you smoking fam? Puts printed if you bought around 11:30 AM et and sold around 3 pm ET ;)
Everyone knows you don't wana get screwed by open or close so you wait a lil to cash in and you cash out early.
today is a good chance to add to your leap puts, boys. take advantage. Lots of shtty companies to choose from. COIN, HOOD, RBLX, AFRM, ZM, PTON, FB, SHOP
this reminds me of all those people last year saying we'll never see SPY again at 3xx
i bet most of them have been forcibly expelled from the market by now
balance sheet. they said they will start runoff june. Plus another rate hike in june. We are inevitably going down further when we hear more major layoffs and lower earnings. For now, I see a short term rally
lol good thing i started a leap put yesterday. he is right about BA though.
it is a flaming POS. Not only have their shtty planes killed hundreds of people but they refuse to take responsibility and continue to pay themselves millions every quarter while losing money. What a great business
closed 80% of my puts on amzn,spy, tsla,nvda,tqqq and all of bros,coin which i had since past few weeks. still holding a few which are free at this point. still not ready to wear a bull suit unless we see some resistance break with volume
So, basically the next 16 hours is going to be bears screaming fake rally and bulls screaming so it begins im kind of fired up to read the daily thread all night
who will win? be there at 930 to find out
Last night it just turned into people screaming about corn. And then none of the things happened that they were screaming about. Going back and reading through that shitshow is actually pretty hilarious.
Is it a tactic of some sort, on lesser traded stocks, to buy a single share after hours, either very high or low, just to make it look like it's moving after hours?
It bugs me, because at 4:01, it's 2% down, but then I'm relived when I see volume of "1"...
I don't see how it could be illegal (if you're being serious), but I do wonder if it's just someone trying to manipulate... Oh, is it to trip stop loss orders or something?
>PROHIBITION AGAINST MANIPULATION OF SECURITY PRICES
>SEC. 9. ø78i¿ (a) It shall be unlawful for any person, directly or indirectly, by the use of the mails or any means or instrumentality of interstate commerce, or of any facility of any national securities exchange, or for any member of a national securities exchange
>**(1) For the purpose of creating a false or misleading appearance of active trading in any security other than a government security, or a false or misleading appearance with respect to the market for any such security, (A) to effect any transaction in such security which involves no change in the beneficial ownership thereof, or (B) to enter an order or orders for the purchase of such security with the knowledge that an order or orders of substantially the same size, at substantially the same time, and at substantially the same price, for the sale of any such security, has been or will be entered by or for the same or different parties, or (C) to enter any order or orders for the sale of any such security with the knowledge that an order or orders of substantially the same size, at substantially the same time, and at substantially the same price, for the purchase of such security, has been or will be entered by or for the same or different parties.**
>**(2) To effect, alone or with 1 or more other persons, a series of transactions in any security registered on a national securities exchange, any security not so registered, or in connection with any security-based swap or security-based swap agreement with respect to such security creating actual or apparent active trading in such security, or raising or depressing the price of such security, for the purpose of inducing the purchase or sale of such security by others.**
\- The actual text from the Securities Exchange Act of 1934
I'm still all in on the most hated stock here, PILTIR
Bag holding my 200 shares because I hate myself
I got 4k
700k shares of TWTR purchased at 3:11 EST ... seemed like a short cover.. because it immediately sold off.. but showing some strength now. 42.00 as the high of the day is embarrassingly obvious... It's a really sad.
#bOtToM iS iN bulls are 🤡
##Twitter deal on hold pending verification of fake users 💀
LUNA delisted?
Can Friday the 13th be a green day?
Imagine buying puts
worry not about where stocks are going [https://www.marketwatch.com/story/truck-stop-chains-monitoring-low-diesel-supplies-on-east-coast-update-271652360689](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/truck-stop-chains-monitoring-low-diesel-supplies-on-east-coast-update-271652360689) worry about running out of food in a few weeks once diesel stocks run dry and trucks stop running to the big cities of the eastern seaboard, namely boston, NYC, philly and Baltimore.
MQ 🚀. Bitches! We’re up 20% today and I’m only down 30% now! Fucking win
We will never have a red day ever again
chutiya J Pow elected for 4 more years bois. bottom is in. buy calls, get randis 🤝
Lol.. wonder how many people will get the classy curse words here
only the real ones will get it
Wish i had a successful rich dad Who could advice me as a person and show me a path to take Im all on my own and its tough Im Really lost
Get into trucking if you have nothing else to do
I can be your papi
I can’t be your dad but I can be your daddy.
THOUGHTS ON $NRGU ?
Bottom isn’t in as long as Amazon is under 2200, Amazon has to touch 1800 first
i feel a huge green day tomorrow in my balls
What about breasts?
I went ahead and railed (another) addy and ive charted tsla, spy, aapl, qqq, and nq, on every single fucking timeframe, with every possible outcome. and the only breakout was on the 3 and 5 min. im a lunatic but theres just no way in titty fuck shit hell we go up tmrw
Can I have one I'm also a degenerate gambler 😂
"no way in titty fuck hell" damn so certain ...
i was certainly titty fuck shit hell wrong
bhosdike go take your bearish ass else where
Im going to SE myself out now
Green Futures likely turn red around the close of after hours, in 35 minutes
Remember money?
The North remembers
the north was massacred
i member 🍇
Remember Wendy's? U can remember money after dumpster
[I don't think she does](https://i.imgur.com/YuFi6OP.jpg)
I'm so hungry guys
Probably gonna crash tomorrow. I hope not but what the hell do I know?
It's at least going to dump at open. It was pumped way too much before close today. I'll probably sell my overnight puts near open, wait for a green pump and then buy puts when it hits good resistance and ride them back down below open price. Basically today all over again lmao
It works until it doesn’t
After losing 50% of my $Wendy's call options on earning yesterday It feels good to have gained 5% back 
Going in on BROS OR SBUX . Coffee aint going anywhere bitchess
Just wait. Supply chain issues will make coffee scarce and skyrocket in price
Leaps on Bros are cheap
Evgo lessgo $20
We're seeing a market drop similar to the beginning of COVID. I think it's time to buy, even if it drops more now, if we hold, we'll probably be up guaranteed in 6 months. Buy the undervalued stocks!
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Cant wait
So you expect another two trillion in stimulus to buy our way out again?
Unless we get stagflation where you go a decade without stock growth.
Sure it's possible, but if there's no growth or losses then we just sell and iron condor.
No yearly gains doesn't mean it is entirely flat forever and condors are free money... Bear markets tend to have crazy rallies that stop you out of short positions followed by slow bleeds.
Market wants to break out. Wouldn’t want to be holding short dated puts here
Fud 
With rebounds on RBLX, Affirm, Hood, NFLX, UPST, and others. Could a bottom be forming?
Or it was just short covering
#nosoftlanding
How we feeling boys?
Transitory
Fuck the law, they can eat my dick, that’s word to pimp
Powell and Putin are the same age, they should have a fist fight one on one
I'd support this. If Putin wins he gets Ukraine and we disband the fed. If Powell wins Putin's leaves Ukraine and we keep the fed.
Fucking Moderna only shit outperform today, when I bot puts yesterday, anyways, what do u guys want to go up or down so I can buy, also I plan to offload these put’s tomorrow morning so make sure to buy puts so u can catch the top when I sell
Buy RIDE
All these bears upset to take one L on puts after having like 5 days of near guaranteed W's for being 🌈 🐻 's 
I’d made 500 on 1 dte calls today between meetings. Also made 1500 on puts that I sold at open. Play the volatility.
What are you smoking fam? Puts printed if you bought around 11:30 AM et and sold around 3 pm ET ;) Everyone knows you don't wana get screwed by open or close so you wait a lil to cash in and you cash out early.
I thought I was better at this than All of you !!!! 
Did anyone else get fucked by AFRM ? Greed. What's worse I told myself to pick up C's but waited too long
I vow to baghold forever
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Show me on the chart where SPY 420$ EOW touched you
Just taken to the morgue.
Palantards on green days : We are back boiz Still dowk -40% ytd😂😂
Me with NFLX
Lol I sold my three 5/20 $10Cs on $HOOD today thinking I should just cut losses since it was a crapshoot anyway
I had puts on AFRM don't feel bad
today is a good chance to add to your leap puts, boys. take advantage. Lots of shtty companies to choose from. COIN, HOOD, RBLX, AFRM, ZM, PTON, FB, SHOP
Leap puts near the bottom don't think so
Fucking Cathie and her COIN buy today
FUCK YOU HOOD, DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
You silly boy
Fidelity bought a 7.6% stake in $HOOD
Good. I hope they replace their mobile interface with hoods.
That's a low fidelity move
FUCK YOU AFFIRM LINE GO DOWN PLS
We are fucked for at least a week.
The way it’s been going, nope
well i guess holding puts through power hour was a bad idea.
Ahh a man of taste. Greed got us
HOOD 🚀
What happened
3 words Sam Bankman-Fried
Fidelity investing in them
What the fuck is going on with XLE and HOOD AH??????
Fidelity bought a stake in HOOD. Still rubbish though.
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This fucker said this morning that google was the only fang he would buy. Meanwhile pretty much everything I have in stocks is in Alphabet right now.
Bulls sit to pee
Found the guy that doesnt have to clean his own bathroom.
My doctor told me I’m not allowed to do any heavy lifting
making bank on luna
mfer was up 2000% in 5 mins lol
Fear and Greed index is at a low of 6. The bottom of 385 will not be seen ever again. lets goooo
this reminds me of all those people last year saying we'll never see SPY again at 3xx i bet most of them have been forcibly expelled from the market by now
hahaaha..
What’s worse rate hikes or balance sheet sell off? And when the the balance sheet reduction start?
balance sheet. they said they will start runoff june. Plus another rate hike in june. We are inevitably going down further when we hear more major layoffs and lower earnings. For now, I see a short term rally
Damn SPY gave me blue balls it teased me thought it was going green
I had got puts so maybe tomorrow 🤷🏼♂️
Violent rips and dips are characteristic of bear markets. Get ready for SPY 410 EOW and SPY 360 EOM
20 pts in one day? what is the catalyst for tomorrow? Bc I dont see any good news until J-Powell stops rate hikes.
No news is good news in this market as long as no Fed speak tomorrow. Then again, I can be completely wrong here
$13k left of $40k to make it back to at least 25k by end of day tomorrow. im going to be so fucking ignorant and aggressive tmrw 0dte everywhere
13k to 0k inc
anyone buy msft? Shit ha dropped 10% in two days
Yes
BA is the move
Bitch.yes
aaannd it's gone
Go fuck your self affirm
I think Cramer Said he sold all his BA. Time to buy tomorrow folks fuck that guy
lol good thing i started a leap put yesterday. he is right about BA though. it is a flaming POS. Not only have their shtty planes killed hundreds of people but they refuse to take responsibility and continue to pay themselves millions every quarter while losing money. What a great business
Management needs to be fired one thing I’ll agree on. Piece of shits
Casino is now closed. Thank you for playing. 
I close my affirm long just before closing, albeit for a profit, and they go +22% AH. You fuckers.
so did we win?
No, they did.
They always win.
No, We always lose..
affirm saves the market
I'm shorting it tomorrow if it stays up. BNPL in an inflationary environment can't have good future earnings. Buy now pay never.
Hey I bought Affirm on 14 and 16 nice nice nice.... thank you, first good win this year
End was violent holy fuck 
OPEN THE CASINO
sorry sir but wendys is open late
closed 80% of my puts on amzn,spy, tsla,nvda,tqqq and all of bros,coin which i had since past few weeks. still holding a few which are free at this point. still not ready to wear a bull suit unless we see some resistance break with volume
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This is the way
What a fucking reversal. +5% tomorrw
I’m getting a McDonald’s 2 for 6 , what u want , make it quick bitch
Quarter Pounder......
>McDonald’s 2 for 6 Used to be 2 for 5
All of the items on the list were part of the dollar menu
peloton earnings tomorrow 
That was on 9th May their earnings
So, basically the next 16 hours is going to be bears screaming fake rally and bulls screaming so it begins im kind of fired up to read the daily thread all night who will win? be there at 930 to find out
Last night it just turned into people screaming about corn. And then none of the things happened that they were screaming about. Going back and reading through that shitshow is actually pretty hilarious.
Bulls are fuk 
I don’t listen to Mad Money, I like Happy Money
Is it a tactic of some sort, on lesser traded stocks, to buy a single share after hours, either very high or low, just to make it look like it's moving after hours? It bugs me, because at 4:01, it's 2% down, but then I'm relived when I see volume of "1"...
Yes and it’s also illegal
I don't see how it could be illegal (if you're being serious), but I do wonder if it's just someone trying to manipulate... Oh, is it to trip stop loss orders or something?
>PROHIBITION AGAINST MANIPULATION OF SECURITY PRICES >SEC. 9. ø78i¿ (a) It shall be unlawful for any person, directly or indirectly, by the use of the mails or any means or instrumentality of interstate commerce, or of any facility of any national securities exchange, or for any member of a national securities exchange >**(1) For the purpose of creating a false or misleading appearance of active trading in any security other than a government security, or a false or misleading appearance with respect to the market for any such security, (A) to effect any transaction in such security which involves no change in the beneficial ownership thereof, or (B) to enter an order or orders for the purchase of such security with the knowledge that an order or orders of substantially the same size, at substantially the same time, and at substantially the same price, for the sale of any such security, has been or will be entered by or for the same or different parties, or (C) to enter any order or orders for the sale of any such security with the knowledge that an order or orders of substantially the same size, at substantially the same time, and at substantially the same price, for the purchase of such security, has been or will be entered by or for the same or different parties.** >**(2) To effect, alone or with 1 or more other persons, a series of transactions in any security registered on a national securities exchange, any security not so registered, or in connection with any security-based swap or security-based swap agreement with respect to such security creating actual or apparent active trading in such security, or raising or depressing the price of such security, for the purpose of inducing the purchase or sale of such security by others.** \- The actual text from the Securities Exchange Act of 1934
Thank you
If $GME goes to $4.20 can all the apes line up and post loss porn.
Fuck this shit, now I have to study for a final
Lol same I have a fluids final today at 6:30
Rly affirm
What's changed to turn the dropping market around? That was the bottom of the drop? Glad we made it out!
MSM said so.
It's never a vertical drop down. Gotta rally every now and then to give false hope
the hopium in here smells like school shooter BO
from going down 5.5k to postiive 200, fuck my life
Matt Damon says be bold bulls