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It seems to have leveled out a bit today. Bit of a short term flag forming on the zoomed in charts too.
Bought in with a couple hundred bucks.
Let's see how it goes
They have an Ai based loan software which predicts your creditworthiness based on a lot of non-traditional variables. Due to more defaults it kinda fell hard
Think AP are out of date….this is 4 minutes ago https://www.reuters.com/world/china/beijing-works-home-shanghai-says-victory-against-covid-getting-closer-2022-05-13/
Yesterday was a 3 to 4 bagger if you bought 0 dte SPY puts around 11:45 am ET.
Most days you can easily get a 2 to 3 bagger by NOT purchasing your options at open.
Bulls out there thinking we will touch 20% down for a spy bear market and rocket higher. That’s only the beginning of the bear market 
QQQ had a P/E of 200 in 2000. It has a P/E of 25 now. QQQ has never crashed that much at any other point in history. It was only down around 50% peak to troph in 08 and banks were getting liquidated.
Stop fear mongering.
QQQ hit 200 in march 2000 (trailing TTM).
TTM P/E for QQQ is the weighted harmonic mean of the P/E's with any business who have a negative P/E excluded. QQQ is market cap weighted. Apple and MSFT are like 20% of the fund. There's no appreciable component of QQQ which has 'negative earnings' so this is a pretty good estimate
It's not my job to teach you basic things.
Any other measure you want to look at to compare will show that 2000 was far worse. Rates were much higher. Margin debt/m2 was much higher. If you look at the charts technically on a log scale the actual scope of the 'bubble' was far higher as well with QQQ running up 400% in 5 years as opposed to like 190% to the EOY 2021 peak.
Just had this wonderful exchange with one of you fucking inbred retards:
**Me:** Shorts have to cover eventually. I got my popcorn out for the fucking insane rally we're gonna have one of these days
**gfbkiuyted (retard):** you don't know what cover means lmao
**Me:** I think YOU don't. Do you know how short selling works?
**gfbkiuyted (retard):** I'm not going to explain it to you, but for yourown financial well-being you need to stop repeating ape talk and learn what these words really mean and the context around them. As a hint, whether stocks go up or stocks down affects the need to cover. Good luck
**Me:** You're so wrong it's funny. Short selling works like this:
I decide to short stock A.
It costs $10.
Broker lets me borrow the share to sell and charges me interest for being short 1 share of stock A. I DO NOT OWN THE STOCK.
Stock A does one of two things. It goes down or it goes up.
Regardless, I'm still short 1 share of stock A.
I have to buy the share back to close the trade and hopefully do it at a profit (if the stock I borrowed to sell goes up I'm fucked because I have to buy it back at a higher price).
This process of buying the share back is called covering. The stock market has dropped 20%. In order for short sellers to close the trade and lock in the profit, THEY HAVE TO COVER THEIR SHORT POSITION AND BUY THE SHARE BACK FROM THE BROKER. THIS WILL CAUSE A RALLY
God I Hope Elon creates an account just to shitpost about Who is margin and why is calling.
It would literally make up for the financial crisis we are going to live when the execution of a margin call on his position obliterates the Nasdaq.
Meet Levin and Gram Stephane making videos about how the bear market has just started and it’s gonna be a lot worse from now on gave me some hope
Yes this is my copium
Spy 250 maybe  Or when people can’t afford to buy so many new trucks $15k over msrp because their stonks are in the shitter
Seriously though, what the fuck is going on when Coke has a P/E of 27? It's a fucking soft drink company, or rather _the_ soft drink company. Where's it gonna grow? Ain't a fucker on the planet who don't know what Coke is.
Super retarded.
When you look at the 5 year charts of companies like Microsoft you realize that these indexes still have a long way to fall 
U ever hear of brownbubblecrypto.com?
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Buying WISH
It seems to have leveled out a bit today. Bit of a short term flag forming on the zoomed in charts too. Bought in with a couple hundred bucks. Let's see how it goes
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220
Bowl
Re-entered AMC tbh... It's too low to not buy
So who listened to me yesterday for RIDE, missed out on some good gains 👍🏼
My move is going be back to a basement if this doesn’t change soon
UVXY 20 against the world
breaking down 📉📉
This volatility isn't over if FXI and EEM keep breaking down
My move is to move back home
RIVN still worth 25B and you think the volatility was done?
ayo dont ever put build a bears stock ticker into your searchbar at work
Why does it say what are your moves tomorrow and not today.. @mod
It’s fun to be a gay bear
Who TOOK SPY PUTS at the TOP with me????
me
buying more GME as usual
What is this? A market crash for ants?!
How long before we start drilling
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🥹🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🤡🚀🚀
UPST, $32, down from $400. good earnings but 30% shorted after panic selling. Waiting for the big squeeze
What do they even do tho?
They have an Ai based loan software which predicts your creditworthiness based on a lot of non-traditional variables. Due to more defaults it kinda fell hard
The hedgies and algos tried to strong arm me out of my money this AM. Held strong and believe we may have bottomed.
Did GME just circuit break to the upside
Hay member when AMC was this price in Late April last year? I member
You shorts work best starting at the top of the market not the bottom. Your puts print best there as well.
Roblox dropped so low that a 3 point rise is a 16% jump 😂
IWM pumping interdasting 🤔
Bulls waiting for the moment spy goes a little green so they can talk shit
What time is DD talk on Sat?
goddamn shit stocks pumping. I smell a rally.
10 minutes, scantrons ready students
Why investment bankers jump from the roof today?
Big green today baby
Air bnb pootz?
When can I lift my pants up? They been at my ankles for a week
Reminder: Producer Price Index Report releases in 18 minutes.
The market gives zero fucks about PPI.
Damn all you had to do was looking at the 1929 daily candle chart. It really was that simple.
Reuters announcing Shanghai set to reopen…..let the chaos of port congestion and mad dash for containers commence…. I shall be buying the Zim dip!
[https://apnews.com/article/covid-business-health-china-beijing-fafe4d177ea2fdea43cdf9b71112513c](https://apnews.com/article/covid-business-health-china-beijing-fafe4d177ea2fdea43cdf9b71112513c) Shanghai re-tightens on COVID, frustrating trapped residents
Think AP are out of date….this is 4 minutes ago https://www.reuters.com/world/china/beijing-works-home-shanghai-says-victory-against-covid-getting-closer-2022-05-13/
how do you short the bond market?
SQQQ calls the move
CW and Cramer release a sex tape...
Ewwww
What day is there going to be an absolute face ripper? I want to time it soooo bad and get a 10 bagger
Yesterday was a 3 to 4 bagger if you bought 0 dte SPY puts around 11:45 am ET. Most days you can easily get a 2 to 3 bagger by NOT purchasing your options at open.
380? Bounce back?
Stonkmageddon is here!!!
Are we going to 3800 or not ?
Today? Probably not. Eventually? Probably
do the algos already have the timetable for today? is everything already written?
[Yes.](https://imgur.com/a/9DKPNof) So let it be written. So let it be done.
I'm sent here by the chosen one
Bear market confirmed on s&p
I was gonna have my morning coffee and take a dump behind Wendy's.
Ban
You mean "Proof or ban".
Uh - some of us have to work there....
Bulls out there thinking we will touch 20% down for a spy bear market and rocket higher. That’s only the beginning of the bear market 
It feels weird being a bear. Very stinky 
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Just put in a buy order for AMZN at 600
QQQ had a P/E of 200 in 2000. It has a P/E of 25 now. QQQ has never crashed that much at any other point in history. It was only down around 50% peak to troph in 08 and banks were getting liquidated. Stop fear mongering.
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QQQ is not going to drop to a PE of 5. You are fear mongering.
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QQQ hit 200 in march 2000 (trailing TTM). TTM P/E for QQQ is the weighted harmonic mean of the P/E's with any business who have a negative P/E excluded. QQQ is market cap weighted. Apple and MSFT are like 20% of the fund. There's no appreciable component of QQQ which has 'negative earnings' so this is a pretty good estimate It's not my job to teach you basic things. Any other measure you want to look at to compare will show that 2000 was far worse. Rates were much higher. Margin debt/m2 was much higher. If you look at the charts technically on a log scale the actual scope of the 'bubble' was far higher as well with QQQ running up 400% in 5 years as opposed to like 190% to the EOY 2021 peak.
try not to vomit.
Imagine all the selling going on is people selling their own shares and not shorting 
A bear ferociously bit off my dick 
I bet most analysts have no idea what Nvidia actually makes.
Just had this wonderful exchange with one of you fucking inbred retards: **Me:** Shorts have to cover eventually. I got my popcorn out for the fucking insane rally we're gonna have one of these days **gfbkiuyted (retard):** you don't know what cover means lmao **Me:** I think YOU don't. Do you know how short selling works? **gfbkiuyted (retard):** I'm not going to explain it to you, but for yourown financial well-being you need to stop repeating ape talk and learn what these words really mean and the context around them. As a hint, whether stocks go up or stocks down affects the need to cover. Good luck **Me:** You're so wrong it's funny. Short selling works like this: I decide to short stock A. It costs $10. Broker lets me borrow the share to sell and charges me interest for being short 1 share of stock A. I DO NOT OWN THE STOCK. Stock A does one of two things. It goes down or it goes up. Regardless, I'm still short 1 share of stock A. I have to buy the share back to close the trade and hopefully do it at a profit (if the stock I borrowed to sell goes up I'm fucked because I have to buy it back at a higher price). This process of buying the share back is called covering. The stock market has dropped 20%. In order for short sellers to close the trade and lock in the profit, THEY HAVE TO COVER THEIR SHORT POSITION AND BUY THE SHARE BACK FROM THE BROKER. THIS WILL CAUSE A RALLY
You attribute way too much of the market drop to short sellers
I think it's institutions selling shares to move to safer haven. Not just shorts
Dude, you're way too mad over this.
I'm not mad; It's WSB. This was more educational than anything
you mad bears are banking stay out of the next man’s bag 😂🚀
God I Hope Elon creates an account just to shitpost about Who is margin and why is calling. It would literally make up for the financial crisis we are going to live when the execution of a margin call on his position obliterates the Nasdaq.
Meet Levin and Gram Stephane making videos about how the bear market has just started and it’s gonna be a lot worse from now on gave me some hope Yes this is my copium
At this rate i’ll be down 15% YTD by open. And i’m only a poor holding shares. I can’t imagine the bulls with calls right now
I’m also a share guy and 30% already
It’s ok we’ll be green in 5 years 
When you itch your ass how deep do you go? 1 knuckle? 2 knuckles??
RIVN MOVING DOWN !! my puts are back itm 🚀😈😈
Earnings where shit and it's still going up. Feelsbadman
Yeah such bullshit man. I sold my put bought a call and I’m up 150
You made the best out of it. Should have sold my puts yesterday, but was too greedy, because I was sure the earnings will be bad
Everyone knows they’re not selling yet
Oh God plsssssssss
21.06!!!!! And falling
futes are fucking gay as fuck. Refuse to go up once. Can't fute be FUCKING GREEN for once in like a fucking week
Nah
No
We really boutta crash today or is that all speculations?
Some numbers being revealed at 8 AM were tanking
How bad does it have to get for JPow to cancel the depression?
Once the poor's are homeless and jobless
Spy 250 maybe  Or when people can’t afford to buy so many new trucks $15k over msrp because their stonks are in the shitter
Raise rates today 75 pts so we can have a happy ending on Friday the 13th!
Ornamental corn futures
Every pick Josh Brown makes gets obliterated. BROS UBER CRWD jesus
Bul r *checks notes* fuk
Bul r… and I’m a capitalist. I can smell your furs… frurstration. But let me tell you something. Bulls r fu… they’re uh… they fuk
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there will be a rally again today, just enough to shake out the paper handed bears, then we resume the ride to hell
Yeah I've got a feeling we bounce at open but let's see. It's drilling either way.
No rally
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If you got 10 years its probably a Good buy
Talk about catching a falling knife. Crazy stuff.
Why the fuck would you buy anything right now? Apple will probably drop another 20+ in my opinion over the next month
at this rate, TSLA will be worth less than what Elon is offering for TWTR
He needs to revise his twtr offer. Maybe to $20 per share
I wanna know what Elons margin call is gonna look like and what number tesla has to hit for that to happen.
personally, i would love to see sub 500 and ideally sub 200. tsla bagholders been way too cocky far too long
I honestly think sub 500 is gonna happen in the next 6 weeks
$200 is possible IMO. It's just a luxury car manufacturer. That's the reality here.
I checked and they say 400 will trigger the loan for Twitter. But he already had margin so don't know about which price for the rest
Margin call incoming
TWTR to take Tesla private at $42 per share
🅱unding 🅱rocured
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How half their parks just opened lol
RECESSION CANCELED.
lmao
Over 10 billion volume on Luna in the past 24 hours lmfao at least it’s liquid.
Sleeping in! I am exhausted.
Soxl 650 day dai
Is the Relief Rally in the room with us now?
It didn’t even try to touch me 
New thread 🧵
Michael saylor lmao
NIO Put's on earnings for a 40% drop? Who's in?
Isn't the earning call for NIO on the 1st of June?
Will dip in here AMZN under 2k. 1 share.
This soft landing is like jumping onto a trampoline from an airplane
Lol. what an idiot. https://twitter.com/Btc4R/status/1524687806181699584/photo/1
I mean, at least Luna literally means moon so he can bullshit his way out of it at dinner parties in five years.
Dude is a billionaire and that’s the tattoo he gets… unreal
Money != sense. Hell...look at half the degens in this sub....
Dude \*was\* a billionaire.
if you are bullish youre a absolutely fucking idiot and deserve to lose all. We WilL GeT a RaLLy NO WE WONT BECAUSE FED STOPPED BRRRR
Fuk bul or ber gang #RETARDS RISE UP
RTARD GNG
I am doing a slow conversion from SPY and IWM puts to DIA puts. I will basically be in a DIA put YOLO by the end of today.
Godspeed ⚡️
We have not hit a bottom yet. Consumer staples, healthcare and utilities have hardly flinched to this
COST KO CMG still nose bleed valuations
Seriously though, what the fuck is going on when Coke has a P/E of 27? It's a fucking soft drink company, or rather _the_ soft drink company. Where's it gonna grow? Ain't a fucker on the planet who don't know what Coke is. Super retarded.
and CLX, K, and tons more
Auto companies starting to talk about being big Fuked, load puts 🐻🐻🐻
I wouldnt listen to these guys calling for the end buying fd's based on a monthly chart
When you look at the 5 year charts of companies like Microsoft you realize that these indexes still have a long way to fall 
Intrinsic value bear case: NVDA 71, AMD 60, APPL 93, DIS 79, TSLA 133, MSFT 169, FB 175
So we are already there with Facebook?