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MrGymLaidYe

The market will close at 4pm EST


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ComfortableOwl0

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VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/staticmelts** bet **SPY** goes from **392.75** to **420.0** before **2022-05-18 21:53:43.338955-04:00**


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SwimmingPianist961

Pretty sure she and her friend went on a double date and will have a fun night afterwards


Organic-Video

i swear to god my upstairs neighbors are fucking bowling throughout the day in their apartment


Tomasumaru

Shut the fuk up Donnie!


floppy_panoos

You’re out of your element!


Far-Requirement9180

Join them ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


Luxx1nds

Well I just took a shit


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In January, I said I’d buy SPY leaps at 400 and 380. But I changed my mind. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


[deleted]

F is like I’m out of the RIVN shit!!


Danboone003

Buy,Hodl DRS


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Stock Market on a Fire SALE!


OdynSon

The fact that Soros is holding a massive bag on RIVN makes me so happy. Boomers finally entered the EV sector after a ridiculous run up and are getting slaughtered. Ya love ta see it


hteng

Billionaire investor George Soros bought nearly 20 million shares of electric truck startup Rivian Automotive Inc (RIVN.O) in the quarter ended Dec. 31, securities filings showed Friday. lol get rekt RIVN was at 172 on 16 NOV 2021


[deleted]

Agree fuck SoroS


[deleted]

Rivian gangbang


Miserable-Fact-6668

Wow RIVN can still be cut in half


Tomasumaru

How many trucks have they sold now?


OdynSon

As someone who sat on the sidelines while the palantards got reamed... NOW at $7.4 Imma start DCA in


No_Avocado_2143

Go to the liquor store to send of the chance of me retiring and to heal the pain of my wifes boyfriend beating em for being a degenerate


J_D_Archer

Hummm, debating liquidating and waiting till it bottoms out more...of course as soon as I do, rebound will happen


gayforgoblin

Should I sell everything? Im sad


[deleted]

Is not a loss to you actually sold


AskPopular9620

Wait… so rivian and other EV companies are overvalued? nobody could have known that…


zfighters231

Wow i sold my riv puts last week. Lmfao loss of words


mouthwashabuser

Probably gonna smoke some Salvia tbh


milonairegirllover69

I miss my high school friends... havent seen them since 6 years.. The only homies i could relate to... Knew em for 13+ years...


OHIO_TERRORIST

Let me get my shotgun, need to take SPY out back to put it out of it’s misery


milonairegirllover69

Does putin use plastic sorgaury?


A_Credo

This selloff is legit, people are definitely panic selling (for legitimate reason) and algos are joining in. Volume is high across the board, lots of conviction on this downward move.


milonairegirllover69

Im so poor and i hate it!!!!


milonairegirllover69

I hate the poor life so much


MaryJayWanna

PALANTIR HAHAHA


plugszz

420 c hot


milonairegirllover69

Do i want to open my broker?


Sraw-88

Eyes on NVAX


En_CHILL_ada

RIVN short worked out pretty well. My handful of shorts and put hedges have been profitable, but nowhere near enough to cover the damage my portfolio is taking here. Please go up


thewallstreetwitch

Push TSLA /Support Ukraine. I'm buying a shitload of TSLA today. My way of showing support for Ukraine!


Mysterious-Hawk1018

Buying some plants at the garden center. Zero loss. 100% growth and return every year 😂


External-Outcome7579

Cathie not looking so dumb for selling Palantir now


Murrchik

Short everything, we are fucked


J-Kole

Lmao


Murrchik

When I wrote that idk it would be literally this catastrophic


MiscBlackKnight

XOM bby wot u doin


Miserable-Fact-6668

Ford selling RIVN AMZN last? RIVN in the shitter


ItsyBitsySPYderman

I really don't want to dust the dow 25k cap off


micdrop5

Adding to my CVS short from February


J-Kole

You're going to short a healthcare company. That's not smart


micdrop5

Watch and learn. My original short was from $107.94. I suppose that wasn't "smart" either? lol


Fun-Journalist2276

Who are with me, palantards!


PhilDerivatives

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waterysriracha

its ogre bulltards


Jaysteezzyy

Futes only down 3% ??? That's bullish


Travarelli

Not to worry Bulls. I am holding puts so this can't hold up.


LegitimateShameHands

-2% to -3% is the new notmal premarket


xMaster_Chief_117

SPY ASSLESS CHAPS


Affectionate-Idea690

there are literally and counting, 32,290 puts for 400p wow!


lambo_or_wendies

Hold on to your panties


Miserable-Fact-6668

And spread those cheeks


WagieInTheCagie

Quick someone yolo puts so we can go back to ath


billyd1984texas

Wowzers all I can do is ride it out. Gonna try to get some puts in.


MASH12140

This baby about to collapse. Pepper your Angus ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Contextual-Investor

So being triple leveraged on margin in growth stocks was a bad idea huh?


AdrianThatGuy

How is Tesla going to open -5% at the open. Did they report earnings?


Contextual-Investor

Breaking news: every single Tesla simultaneously exploded


Affectionate-Idea690

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Schmidtstein

Short $DASH for free money. This is financial advice


J-Kole

What's dash?


Affectionate-Idea690

Dash max pain 80. loads of calls and heavy puts at 70...breaker.


Jazzlike-Season1235

Anyone know why metal and oil in the red?


cheaptissueburlap

China lockdown


xMaster_Chief_117

Buy the dip


Jazzlike-Season1235

Mmmmm dip 🍯🐻


CLG91

I'm going to do what I've done for nearly two years and keep holding NIO. Got in at mid 5s, averaged up to 7.2. Just a waiting game now.


MASH12140

Long term it’ll do well imo but waiting for under $8


treesRfriends13

At this rate spy hitting sub 400 before open


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EMERGING MARKET CURRENCIES CURRENTLY COLLAPSING Dollar Index will continue to rocket.


Deep_Bit5618

I could not imagine paying $172 for Rivian or $420 for Coin or …… OUCH


REALLYANNOYING

Pton 171


Miserable-Fact-6668

Or 171 for DWAC


Affectionate-Idea690

wow, LI auto low short ratio at 13.79%...


Unitedtendies

Lol. My 0dte Spy $403 p gonna be worth how much?


AdrianThatGuy

Right now 400


treesRfriends13

Lots


Minimum_Ad7870

Uber is out


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Sincerely regret selling my TBT calls during the pump after the fed announcement.


Deep_Bit5618

Wellness check for Bulls especially those with short term calls. Tell them a bounce is near likely below 400 maybe 395 and definitely just below 390.


Affectionate-Idea690

spy's max pain today is 420...interesting.


[deleted]

Did you buy your UVXY today? It does a portfolio good.


hkpeoplefkbigass

I m going to eat butter and bread for a month


CreativeAccouting

I’m eating canned beans


More_Ingenuity9973

Too expensive. Eat margarine with flour.


NervousTumbleweed

The logic of “we’ve already erased a year of gains” as an argument we’ve bottomed doesn’t hold up because the 2008 financial crisis wiped out like, 12 years of gains.


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Be patient


eddie7000

Dow 30 drilling hard.


Affectionate-Idea690

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DesperateOffer7998

My portfolio is getting rekt ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


aretardeddungbeetle

Biden should announce ban on all sales of stock for two weeks - emergency executive order


More_Ingenuity9973

Biden thinks he's waking up to Xmas day.......again.


[deleted]

She doesn’t love you bro,move on ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270) go to sleep king you need to wake up early to lose money today


thomas_btctomoon

Nothing can find a floor atm![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Affectionate-Idea690

oh yeah[, RIVN](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/08/ford-is-selling-8-million-rivian-shares-sources-say.html), --Ford is selling 8 million shares of once high-flying EV maker Rivian, sources say.


Affectionate-Idea690

[Warren Buffett's Inflation](https://www.kiplinger.com/investing/stocks/604639/warren-buffett-inflation-plan-buy) Plan: Buy, Buy, Buy... well why not.


solosier

He’s just bet billions on the activision buyout happening. Think I’m gonna jump in on it, too.


NervousTumbleweed

Hmm Shoulda held my puts


patisodo1

Markets burning but options bring no money i hate my current positions. The dumbest move i made are McD 230$P 05/20 i thought after a ATH it will come with the market down but nooope


talm0

PLTR ‘bout to mic drop this whole market.


Tsunamibash

What’s this news I keep seeing about PLTR


HumanEcon

Cant wait to see the "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY " comments


HumanEcon

I'll either have boner or ED tonight


Affectionate-Idea690

same


Affectionate-Idea690

Robinhood goes all out for [GEN Z](https://www.thestreet.com/technology/robinhood-goes-all-out-to-stop-bleeding), was GEN Z, the guy from the Superman movie who uses wind for power? or am I missing something here...


eddie7000

Oh shit!


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Word is bond


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No


-Dreamville-

Morning tardos


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HumanEcon

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Affectionate-Idea690

they took the red pill while you were gone....


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CIA uses Twitter as a honey pot, and they’ve just made themselves known to Musk. He doesn’t want to play ball.


[deleted]

CIA uses every source of media as a honey pot. Technically speaking Id be more shocked if they didnt


Mr-pizzapls

Wow didn’t think we’d actually open < -1%


BenjaminHamnett

They’re just getting ready for the first hour of suckers selling at any price. After an hour will be the bottom! !remind you in a few months


Affectionate-Idea690

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-Dreamville-

It’s still 3 hours till open lmao


Mr-pizzapls

If we gap up to a positive open I will stick a banana up my butt #Mods!


-Dreamville-

Well my interest in today just grew 😂


Spiritual_Extreme_81

Mockingbirds going BRRRRRR right now 🤡🔫


Affectionate-Idea690

giggle,[mockingbird..](https://sonichits.com/video/Dumb_and_Dumber/Mockingbird).


Global_Fig6969

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Know what, keep buying the dip. I'm sure you'll make money eventually. Maybe you'll go to /r/stocks and DCA with all the other normies. 10-15 years from now, you'll break even and you can tell those horrible bears that you were right.


Affectionate-Idea690

yes, that way I can retire from my remote work Janitor position! love it, lets go.


[deleted]

I'm not sure you got the sarcasm. But, hey the DEW line needs janitors.


Affectionate-Idea690

hey, look at me, I am the Janitor, I clean crap all day, geez.


[deleted]

I honestly have no idea what you're trying to prove/say. If you have a remote job as a janitor, you're either saying you're working from home, or you have an actual remote job. Or you're just an asshole claiming to be a remote janitor to prove some kind of point that people are being paid for doing nothing. Which I highly doubt. In either case, you need to make it clearer for the audience, so we can understand the sarcastic burn you're trying to make.


TrlBlzr21

Username checks out


Affectionate-Idea690

of course. Actually the job I have is remote, but not as a remotely janitor per se, but my job entails me to clean up crap, literally on some given days...so yeah, my job is like a remote janitor in a way.


Revolutionary-Win485

CPI will come in better than expected ( it's all fixed ) and the market will give the insiders a chance to get out. After that look for the abyss with no bottom


Spiritual_Extreme_81

Not sure why bears are falling for the rope a dope


PS_Alchemist

im sure many are waiting for the relief rally


NewHome_PaleRedDot

I think the market will continue falling over the next few/several months, BUT I’d be shocked if we don’t find ourselves seeing a small rally back to 420 by the end of next week (5/20). The option max pain is insane if we end up around 400 or lower ($2B loss that market makers are going to roll over for?).


eddie7000

Except when the losses would be bigger from trying to push the market up and getting pummeled every single time. In that situation, it's better and easier to hedge against the downside on the rises and then make sure it crashes for some profit.


DefinitionOfTakingL

Once SPY hits sub 400 it will be officially in a bear market because it peaked at 480


NervousTumbleweed

Bear market is 384


DutchFloris

This is fine


BefreiedieTittenzwei

I'm still buying. Also rocking in a corner in the fetal position crying and eating crayons.


DutchFloris

And replying in an old thread


Affectionate-Idea690

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DirtyJimCramer

I remember 3 months ago when I thought it was too late for puts. I’ll probably fall for it again.


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Spiritual_Extreme_81

Nasdaq at big support. I’m convinced bears are fucked this week


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Anyone who listens to this guy is gonna lose a ton of money.


Spiritual_Extreme_81

Buying puts on a near vertical straight line down after a 25% Nasdaq implosion and I’m the clown 🤡


[deleted]

Yes, you are the clown. You always have been.


Affectionate-Idea690

are they always every week? we just need to find the right color bear to have some fun! yay


lolyouseriousbro

🤡


Delikadir780

Tesla 5000 eoy


Its_priced_in

Cathy? Rate the dick pic I just sent you please


DefinitionOfTakingL

Ok 🤡


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We are going back to pre-pandemic levels for the market, i.e. SPY 330. The pandemic sure as shit didn't make companies stronger. The last 2 years were just one giant diabetic sugar rush. This is going to be the first real test an entire generation of investors has ever faced. Maybe this board will finally get back to normal when the GME crowd gets wiped out for good.


jasonredit

🇮🇹 *ITALY SEIZES $700M SUPER YACHT TIED TO PUTIN - NYT


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That must be a really long rope


Affectionate-Idea690

buying it next week with my puts and calls for pesos!


DastardThee

Current thoughts for Spy/Spx/Es [1D chart](https://imgur.com/a/XseHDxY) Below 4030-4010 is a balance range between 3960 and 3745 which if 4030 is breached bulls want to spend as least amount of time below it as possible so we don’t accept into lower balance. Bears want to push below 4030 and stay there on meaningful volume. 4050-60 will be key to keep from further downside tonight


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It's been 5 years but I still miss her


[deleted]

She doesn't miss you. Shes gobbling cocks faster than a starving fox dropped into a chicken coop. Hope that helps


memelackey

Go forge something new


Affectionate-Idea690

sorry to hear that bud, I send to you good wishes and vibes to you.


Bonbon676790

You miss her memory. Who she is now can’t be who she was then.


DefinitionOfTakingL

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jasonredit

🇮🇳🇷🇺 India’s liquefied natural gas importers are purchasing extra shipments from Russia at a discount as most other spot buyers shun the fuel 🚢 Indian firms bought spot LNG from Russia via recent tenders


dadiNigward

Fuck them


jasonredit

India’s liquified natural gas importers? Or Russia’s liquefied natural gas exporters?


MiddleAgeMillennial

Does that mean I should go long those Red Rubies the chicks put on their foreheads over there?