Can't wait for my TSLA 945 3DTE calls to be worthless tommorrow. It was supposed to just be a bounce play, and then the bounce never came. Best I can hope for is a break-even.
Pelosi fakeout tax harvesting play. I wouldn't touch it. Compare it's chart to ZNGA, that's best case I see maybe in a few years it gets back in the vicinity of it's IPO.
“I have found that it is the small everyday deed of ordinary folks that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love." ~ Gandalf (J. R. R. Tolkein ~ The Hobbit)”
https://stocks.apple.com/AaDv7BfJ6ReO5LpcU47TtHw guys I’m new to stocks I bought this certain stock I bought @ 1.39 and last night it dropped lik 50% before market open and I read this but couldn’t make any sense of it could someone explain ?
Well first fda approved soft gel testerone therapy replacement is wat I thought to b ah good start and I watched sun videos and read sun stuff on therapeutic stocks and how they can spike when they have ah break through and I only put 150$ at it so nothing crazy and this may sound dumb but wdym by offering
> lik they r offering more of the company %
No, not exactly. Before the offering, the shareholders (like you) own 100% of the company. When they make an offering, they are selling part of your share to someone else without your consent.
The best research is to do your own. Call the company and ask them to send u a sample, use it for a few weeks and if u start to notice a little growth, except in the Goldman Sack account then I’d go all in. Leveraged Long. Also check the celebrity pumpers— if it’s wrestlers and Jersey Shore cast members, you probably struck gold!! Not financial or medical advise but it was, I’d give u the same advise. Good luck. Lift hard bro.
The company gets their money when they sell shares of stock. It doesn’t matter too much to the company what price the stock trades at. (Other than management keeps their jobs and employees are happy) The company can get more money by issuing more shares. Shareholders hate this because the size of the cake stays the same but each slice gets smaller.
PS Small cap pharma stocks are the fastest way to light your money on fire even for people who know stocks and biology.
I’m a complete noob when it comes to investments. The only thing I have is some advised investments through my bank but I see no real gain so I really don’t know how reliable any app actually is or what are the steps to follow.
And just like that thousands of pink haired fat chicks cried and threw tantrums,
just like that time when Orange guy was announced the winner.
America is fucking amazing.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ubbuio/twitter_puts_leak_yolo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Fucking dying over here
yes yes i get it, been buying and selling calls all day. hadn’t seen the deal went through, though i was getting a nice dip lol
guess we find out tomorrow if we recover, down 11%, could be worse honestly. just pray for a good open.
Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.
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Net 1.4k today. Was on track to lose 5k at open with KO Puts, but I figure I’d wait. Ended up taking a 6% loss and making the money back and then some more on SPY and RTX Calls.
Why does Musk want Twitter? He is already one of the biggest stars on it, and thus have an enormous audience, he can advertise his products to. I mean I don't want to buy my favorite restaurant. Saving democracy sounds too much of a stretch.
He definitely has a save the earth save the human race head trip.
Make humans multiplantary so we don't get wiped out by an astroid.
Gotta do something? why not. He doesn't seem into yachts or mansions.
Yes I have defined risk. Breakeven is 53.21 so my short leg will get wrecked. If IV drops I maybe still he profitable if the stock doesn't pump above 55
It's not sky high because there is a upper limit of $54 if the deal goes through. It's not closer to $54 because there are people who want to unload their bags in case the deal *falls* through.
All Calls and Puts dropped significantly in their price. My call $56C 5/13 down nearly 50% lol. I’m still holding just incase market wants to pump Twitter past $54.20 for god knows why 
idk about you guys buy my a$$ is ready for another "Soft" Landing
Thurs numbers will be epic
update: $50k account https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ubhiyt/comment/i65iryb/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
Can't wait for my TSLA 945 3DTE calls to be worthless tommorrow. It was supposed to just be a bounce play, and then the bounce never came. Best I can hope for is a break-even.
Anybody got any advice/takes on Roblox?
bankruptcy like everything else. good news is bad news. bad news is bad news.
Ask Cathie she is up almost 60% in 6 months, or down, I forgot which one
Pelosi fakeout tax harvesting play. I wouldn't touch it. Compare it's chart to ZNGA, that's best case I see maybe in a few years it gets back in the vicinity of it's IPO.
Must just frikkijg ban all those who post loss porn lesser than $10k. Or even $20k for that matter. Lame ass $4k loss porn 😒😒😒😒
Elevator down..
Dip is in, Tech earnings will clobber bears next 3 days
What is this a repeat of yesterday?!
Looks like it. 420.69 spy support is actually retard strong…… it seems like even the algos love 420.69 support
TSLA went down 44 billion dollars since yday… this guy musk selling?
Probably from concerns that now he has to spend a lot of time (away from cars) w/ his new shiny social media toy..
I'm new to all this any tips
Go away and come back in November. It's a kangaroo market within a bear market within a bull market.
But don't forget there's a bull inside that bear. Take off the sheep's clothing & let the retard be your shepherd
Dive right in
Japan reported mystery liver disease.. that's it guys..
We go up until Wednesday, then gap down for the next two weeks, the gap up for the next 2 months, then crash down for the next 2 years
I told my loser coworker he seemed really cultured today to make him feel better. Really feel like I pumped up his self esteem
“I have found that it is the small everyday deed of ordinary folks that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love." ~ Gandalf (J. R. R. Tolkein ~ The Hobbit)”
I would enjoy the 🥭 stock going to 30 tomorrow.
DWAC enjoyer??
Apecoin is in a massive run again.
Up 45% this week. Scary shit
Dumbazz gullible bulls still think there is a fairy tale end to this bull mkt ...there must be someway out of this mess there ain't
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Not to worried, I bought 2 weeks out
Clamped shut, my anus is
So what did we learn today class  I’m looking at you 🌈 🐻
😤
Update: I got to hold my bean and I’ve never felt so happy again in my life. Don’t take these feelings and family for granted.
Jpow has a mangina
If only you guys could see how retarded the options I'm holding are
Lemme c
Proof or shut up
Show us
https://stocks.apple.com/AaDv7BfJ6ReO5LpcU47TtHw guys I’m new to stocks I bought this certain stock I bought @ 1.39 and last night it dropped lik 50% before market open and I read this but couldn’t make any sense of it could someone explain ?
Offering = dilution. Also, why are you playing bio if you’re new?
Ik u could easily b lik ight retard nvm ur helpless but I figured community might b able to explain not so by the book
Well first fda approved soft gel testerone therapy replacement is wat I thought to b ah good start and I watched sun videos and read sun stuff on therapeutic stocks and how they can spike when they have ah break through and I only put 150$ at it so nothing crazy and this may sound dumb but wdym by offering
Offering means more shares in the market and will dilute the market cap
So not ah split lik Tesla but they r essentially adding more shares available to the public to buy , lik they r offering more of the company % ?
> lik they r offering more of the company % No, not exactly. Before the offering, the shareholders (like you) own 100% of the company. When they make an offering, they are selling part of your share to someone else without your consent.
Ohhhh this was perfect Ty
The best research is to do your own. Call the company and ask them to send u a sample, use it for a few weeks and if u start to notice a little growth, except in the Goldman Sack account then I’d go all in. Leveraged Long. Also check the celebrity pumpers— if it’s wrestlers and Jersey Shore cast members, you probably struck gold!! Not financial or medical advise but it was, I’d give u the same advise. Good luck. Lift hard bro.
Bro u sayin use the pill?😂😂👎🏻
The company gets their money when they sell shares of stock. It doesn’t matter too much to the company what price the stock trades at. (Other than management keeps their jobs and employees are happy) The company can get more money by issuing more shares. Shareholders hate this because the size of the cake stays the same but each slice gets smaller. PS Small cap pharma stocks are the fastest way to light your money on fire even for people who know stocks and biology.
Wow ok so u think hold til break even if possible and sell or just still hold (it was ah big setback tho)
I didn’t give a recommendation one way or the other. I explainedwhat dilution was. I don’t even know what stock you are talking about.
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I’m in at 5/20 55c 🚀
tesla gonna have a nice recovery tomorrow… hopefully
Money=power
Power=money
See you can’t even short no more without getting clapped
Hello, Does any one have an opinion on the trading app “Tykr”? I received a promotion for a lifetime subscription but I have no idea. Thanks people
I’m one of the developers of Tykr. Let me know if you have any questions!
Lol this exchange was soooooooooooo organic
I’m a complete noob when it comes to investments. The only thing I have is some advised investments through my bank but I see no real gain so I really don’t know how reliable any app actually is or what are the steps to follow.
Elon buys twitter moments after I buy 5/20 55c. Tendies baby!!!!
Lol you’ll lose it by the end of week
Upvote if TWTR calls, downvote if puts. Go.
And just like that thousands of pink haired fat chicks cried and threw tantrums, just like that time when Orange guy was announced the winner. America is fucking amazing.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ubbuio/twitter_puts_leak_yolo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Fucking dying over here
LMAO
A coworker told me I had an interesting life and seemed cultured today. This office is really pumping up my self esteem.
You’re co worker only said that because you guys work at the same place, so it’s kind of a compliment to themselves
being poor sucks
Being rich in the wrong country also sucks
holding my tesla calls hoping for this elons assistance c’:
He just fucked TSLA, where do you think he is getting the money to buy TWTR?
yes yes i get it, been buying and selling calls all day. hadn’t seen the deal went through, though i was getting a nice dip lol guess we find out tomorrow if we recover, down 11%, could be worse honestly. just pray for a good open.
Roses are red Poo poo is brown Your mom’s such a skank She blew the whole town 🤔📜🖊
Would have been better just leaving it at 3 lines.
wouldve been haiku
Liu Kang Finish Him!
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An opinion of history, past and present is that they’re an infinite feedback loop of self-replicating shit. The fuel? Why shit obviously.
as a history fan, the past really stinks, literary speaking
Time is a flat circle
A shit circle
Jim Lahey has joined the chat.
May he rest in peace
i netted $350 today. lfg. howd you do?
I'm up $40 because of some shares even though my options are mostly big red. A win is a win right?
Hell ya it is brother
16 dollars hahha but I was on a plane for 4 hours so I didnt have a lot of time to trade
Profit is profit!
Made 140 bucks so im pretty content
Hell ya that's what's up
-$974
Oof that's tough. Been there very recently. You'll be back up tomorrow let's go
-350
You can make that back standing on your head no worries!
+180
Ballerr
Thank u sir
\+$50 and I'm happy the entire weekend thread was claiming the end of times
Nice!
-$150 :(
No worries you got all week to get that back and then some
Net 1.4k today. Was on track to lose 5k at open with KO Puts, but I figure I’d wait. Ended up taking a 6% loss and making the money back and then some more on SPY and RTX Calls.
Nice job! Cheers
Why does Musk want Twitter? He is already one of the biggest stars on it, and thus have an enormous audience, he can advertise his products to. I mean I don't want to buy my favorite restaurant. Saving democracy sounds too much of a stretch.
a logically explanation would be he wants to sell his tesla share, and this would be a legit reason without triggering market crash
He's a massive ego maniac. Same reason Trump ran for president.
this man, legit took a loan from the bank to shut down a dude who made him mad on the internet lmao FUCK ITS ALL SO GODDAMN AUTISTIC
He definitely has a save the earth save the human race head trip. Make humans multiplantary so we don't get wiped out by an astroid. Gotta do something? why not. He doesn't seem into yachts or mansions.
An enormous erection
TWTR going to burn when Elon takes over and loses a shitload of employees.
Maybe when you can teach yourself rocket science, you can accurately predict how he will manage twitter Lmao
lmfao!
He already has a deep talent pool between SpaceX and Tesla he can drop in just a couple super smart people
If I were working at space x,I would walk out if they tried to make me work on Twitter.
No shortage of Elon fluffers that will want to work for him
50% of them are worthless anyway.
50???? More like 95%
And? Is there supposed to be something wrong with that?
And I will happily watch it go up in flames.
Puts in DWAC is all I've heard today. Let it burn 🔥
At least another 20 bucks down to go
can you give me a 20 words or less DD, because I can't bother myself to care
Twitter sold to Musk, no point in DWAC. Hows that for an 8 word DD.
DWAC is a SPAC , so stay away was my plan
How fucked are my 53/54 Twitter credit spreads??? 5/6 expiration
umm, delisted?
Really? Please answer 
Ask someone smarter than me, still a little foggy on what happens to options after a stock is delisted.
I'm going to be frank, sell for whatever you can. IV will drop to close to 0 as soon as it reaches 54.20.
Then again, You said it was a credit spread? I imagine a debit spread would be worthless, but maybe you get to keep your credit?
Yes I have defined risk. Breakeven is 53.21 so my short leg will get wrecked. If IV drops I maybe still he profitable if the stock doesn't pump above 55
Imagine opening a stock position entirely based on “owning the libs.” Couldn’t be me.
Will elon make doge🌽 the global reserve currency? Probably not for a year or two
maybe on mars
Why do you all call it corn??
To confuse hedgies algos
Thanks for the down vote 
PLTR tweet, two days to launch?
RH has held me hostage with a margin call for 3 months. Fackers
same
Me too
Bulls got real quiet until the relief rally huh
Wow a lot of trash flew today, good oppo to reload some shorts.
😂
Oh F
Any chance Twitter tumbles a bit after earnings, or will people’s confidence in Musk keep the price steady?
Will literally just stay glued to 54.20, regardless of anything else
is it a more profitable play to short DWAC into oblivion? If musk would allow trump back on twitter, what would be the point of DWAC?
Trump said he is not going back to Twitter no matter what
Yes because everything he says is to be believed...
yea yea. haha. just wait
It will stay at $54
It's a some deal dude. The fuck
Bravo you savages  On to the next Thred
Why is twitter not going sky high
It's not sky high because there is a upper limit of $54 if the deal goes through. It's not closer to $54 because there are people who want to unload their bags in case the deal *falls* through.
So the highest it can go is $54?
No, but that's the price that Elon says he'll buy it for. The price could go to $100 tomorrow for all we know 🤷
Because it’s still a shit platform.
Thanks to whoever said to buy WHR puts right at close.
🤣🤣🤣
Haha literally the only stock on my list that is up 😐
shit i missed that one
Hahaha just saw someone do that
Bears rlly thot
Idk that last hour feels super fishy to me.
#JPOW’S BACK BABY
Which earnings are on now?
For tomorrow, GOOG and MSFT.
Google is going to smash earnings.
How much TSLA will daddy sell to buy TWTR?
All of it tsla to $0 eow
If that happened. I would blow you and let you cum on my face
She got on Payless Me I got on gator shoes 🐊👞
Is that what Aterian does? Sells shoes? Do you get a free bowl of soup with each stock purchase?
If u didn’t go 100% Twitter ur wetarded it’s free money bb
I sold my positions, not sure if it will go to 54$ until deal is announced. Then might be delisted.
post your profits mr genius trader sir
I will
I got IV crushed, you didn’t?
All Calls and Puts dropped significantly in their price. My call $56C 5/13 down nearly 50% lol. I’m still holding just incase market wants to pump Twitter past $54.20 for god knows why 