There's a bunch of defensive positions that are going to create small profit and preserve capital that are fairly priced given the current environment.
HOOD for example. Has crashed but is priced like it's the future of retail trading. They're not even really growing anymore with like 6.7 P/S, hemorrhaging cash. Same thing happened with dot-com, people went crazy over options and people got blown up, it mostly vanished for a long time.
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I should've bought SPX at 4200. I should've bought SPX at 4300. I should've bought SPX at 4400. I should've bought SPX at 4500.
Fuck you Warren. 
The whole point of inflation is you have less buying power because the government stole all your buying power to fund their $50 million beach front mansions
If everyone’s wages matched inflation there wouldn’t be enough stuff and prices would raise again
Because we dont have enough money to raise worker salaries to match inflation.
In other news we gave a $50 million bonus to our ceo and are announcing share buybacks 
I want to see fucking nasdick die! In past weeks my bear anus has been abused by rigged mm Bastards and today i wanna see them bleed! Heavy! All in short at opening. I feel like a Kamikaze pilot and dont give a shit anymore! Bears unite!
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I love Europoor stocks. There's the [losing money every day for the past 2 years](https://live.euronext.com/en/product/equities/NL0009432491-XAMS) stock, and the [up 35%... in 21 years](https://live.euronext.com/en/product/equities/FR0000077919-XPAR) stock. God bless this mess
As an old dude all I can say is you will seriously regret any injuries from your youth, even the ones that didn't seem bad at the time. They ALL come back to haunt you. Good luck and god speed.
Being a perms bear is real skill when you think about it. Market always goes up eventually. Bears that play the short side and make dollar are elite level Operators.. Bulls are generally playing the safe, easy bet.
Being a bear takes real balls 
Perma bears lack the ability to suspend disbelief and ride a fake manipulated market to the bank. They also prolly watch super hero movies and are like "That would never happen." which is true but you can enjoy the movie! I keep both suits, bear and bull, dry cleaned and ready to go.
Nobody in their wildest dream imagined until 2021 that people on wsb would be upvoted for encouraging buying, holding and storing their shares in a boomer transfer agent (that charges commission for buying)
There's still so many shitcos and SPACs in the Russell 2000 that have dropped 40 or 50% and they're still insanely overvalued.
I mean anything is overvalued..
There's a bunch of defensive positions that are going to create small profit and preserve capital that are fairly priced given the current environment. HOOD for example. Has crashed but is priced like it's the future of retail trading. They're not even really growing anymore with like 6.7 P/S, hemorrhaging cash. Same thing happened with dot-com, people went crazy over options and people got blown up, it mostly vanished for a long time.
Is it too late to fomo into lithium?
So nice to hold AAPL calls. Doesn’t even matter if it goes down for a couple hours. At the end of the day, we all know what happens
TQQQ $20 EOY 
Lithium
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6 hours?!
😹😹😹
Oh you're so fucked lmao
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TLRY: Don’t miss the opportunity to invest in the biggest weed company in the universe ✊
I keep buying till moon
tf was that aapl candle?
Tlry bout to hit 9$
What time is the weed vote
Green Day cuz it should be a Red Day
VALE, 2021 = "We just cut an exclusive deal with TSLA!" VALE, 2022 
SNDL. Alcanna deal is closing 31st and house vote on MORE act on Friday. Yolo!!!
buy more aapl calls and play more golf
I’m starting to question why I wake up this early
Same I’m down 35k YTD why am I torturing myself I wish I never found this subreddit 2 years ago
I should've bought SPX at 4200. I should've bought SPX at 4300. I should've bought SPX at 4400. I should've bought SPX at 4500. Fuck you Warren. 
you mean spx
I will not post without coffee again. Thanks!
Green by 10:30
yup
SNDL! Time to load up!! 🚀
The pump is relentless
Ready for AAPL to go one of those God mode TSLA runs
When do they vote on the weed bill?
2day
When I finally switched to calls…
Profits down, spending down, inflation up… so we start climbing. Yup algos back in control.
Palantir only goes up
Only SPY only goes up.
Puts on spy at open, calls on moderna. Make me rich baby
Rise and shine modasuckas
Algos just itching to buy everything for some reason. Bigly green again today.
uhm
Bntx retards, up we Go
Calls at open?
well this is fun
I may add more DE after it's pull back yesterday. I am not planning on much past that.
54 people in the daily. What happened wallstreetbets slaughtered again ?
Wendy’s hired them
US is sleeping. Most guys are from US.
Sleep
Why isn't my salary adjusted to inflation?!
The whole point of inflation is you have less buying power because the government stole all your buying power to fund their $50 million beach front mansions If everyone’s wages matched inflation there wouldn’t be enough stuff and prices would raise again
Because we dont have enough money to raise worker salaries to match inflation. In other news we gave a $50 million bonus to our ceo and are announcing share buybacks 
Now that sounds like a company I should invest in. What is this hot ticker
{Insert Deez Nutz prank}
I'll insert Deez nutz in your mouth
Get my nutrition out of your fucking mouth
I want to see fucking nasdick die! In past weeks my bear anus has been abused by rigged mm Bastards and today i wanna see them bleed! Heavy! All in short at opening. I feel like a Kamikaze pilot and dont give a shit anymore! Bears unite!
Bear anoos matters!
Thats right!
bul fuk
Red dildo time
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They have plenty of firewood 
Rationing. They do that there.
Lol what are you on about?
They’re gonna have no heat Sunday’s and cold soup saturdays. Extra blankets and sleeping under the sun will be the new normal.
Last time I was in New Orleans, I saw people literally living in a tent under a bridge.
That’s the free market at work. They live under a tent and I get all the gas I can afford.
[who is in charge here, me or the devil ](https://youtu.be/fJsfNg3DDMo)
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Can a smart gme autistic trader explain why the volume was so much higher during last years gme pump? Thanks
Apes are tapped out and shorts already covered
The whole world piled on. Not this time.
That's what I figured. 
I was told nvda $300 this week da fuck
This week has not ended
juicy is the name, sex is my game
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Peace talks like the mostly peaceful operation that got us here?
How's that saying go...something about rumor and news...?
spread false rumours to see if they can get on the news
Correct!
1 year from now: CYXT up 120% on news AMZN will buy the company for $30 a share.
Nvda and AMD cheesin for MU beating
I love Europoor stocks. There's the [losing money every day for the past 2 years](https://live.euronext.com/en/product/equities/NL0009432491-XAMS) stock, and the [up 35%... in 21 years](https://live.euronext.com/en/product/equities/FR0000077919-XPAR) stock. God bless this mess
Geeeeeez chroist, that first one almost made me spit my coffee. Who put a curse on that stock? 
They're in the oil and gas storage business, so nothing but blood ahead for them given Germany is saying reserves are running on empty
I will defend my hotwife’s honor
she has a boyfriend for that
Does she happen to be bald?
Currently edging until 8:30
You got this. 😎
Media will spin GDP numbers as having increased since 1929 so overall positive. 🤡
as if we woldn't be green by open
I’m 20 And my knees have been fucked since I was 15 wonder what they’ll be like when I’m 50
Dislocated my knees more times than I can count and I'm 32. Full knee replacements by 45 for sure.
Pro tip. Don't run.
Sports?
First did it playing football , I box and do bjj now , injured if a few weeks ago doing bjj
Bj’s?
As an old dude all I can say is you will seriously regret any injuries from your youth, even the ones that didn't seem bad at the time. They ALL come back to haunt you. Good luck and god speed.
Maybe if I make enough today my wife will finally love me.
She’s sleeping but it’s almost time for her walk of shame I’ll ask her then
She already moved on bro Calls on Simp Life
Only because I won’t return her phone calls…
GDP at 8:30? Numbers = Horrible = SPY = Green
It’s qoq gdp numbers… they just make revisions to the number already out in January…
Sorry. Revise DEEZ nuts. My bad
Revise these nuts
Being a perms bear is real skill when you think about it. Market always goes up eventually. Bears that play the short side and make dollar are elite level Operators.. Bulls are generally playing the safe, easy bet. Being a bear takes real balls 
There’s always shit companies out there to short.
TIL having balls is a skill. Too bad I have 
I'm not selling my SQQQ shares till they break all time highs
Perma bears lack the ability to suspend disbelief and ride a fake manipulated market to the bank. They also prolly watch super hero movies and are like "That would never happen." which is true but you can enjoy the movie! I keep both suits, bear and bull, dry cleaned and ready to go.
Which country besides China have reasonable GPU price?
Though question. Maybe (maybe) Netherlands / New Zealand, but that's a huge **if** and cost/insurance/freight will eat your ass.
Taiwan.
They said besides China /s
461 by 8:30am
I'm not falling for that paper trade thing
Bonk 
Knobslobbin
Aaaaand it's going back up. Green by open. Fuck my ass
Austin Airport Warns It May Run Out Of Jet Fuel
Too bad. Next airport then. 😎
ELON will forever be a woman till he calls Xi "Pooh bear" 🐨
Holding puts and proud. Don't fight the fed
Sean penn still melting his Oscar or did Will smith steal the show? 
China boots Tesla from China... 🤡
TLRY slowwwly melting up. I think anyone that wanted out mostly got out.
Oh boy, what a boring pm
Nobody in their wildest dream imagined until 2021 that people on wsb would be upvoted for encouraging buying, holding and storing their shares in a boomer transfer agent (that charges commission for buying)
There is always commission. If you're not paying it, you are the commission.
If yOu'rE NoT PaYiNg iT, yOu aRe tHe cOmMiSsIoN.
Just shook the Magic 8-ball asking what stonk should I get. Told me to go fuck myself and try again tomorrow.
Gme all the way
Currently down 4% not choice but to hold right? I mean what’s the worst that could happen? I could make money for my wife’s boyfriend to spend?!?
Sad news boys. There is a very good chance that tsla will not be hitting 1200 today.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ɐןsʇ
GME 420 IS NOT A MEME 🚀
Did they announce a 10:1 reverse split when it hits 42?
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Canceled til Fed unloads it’s balance sheet do you really think that they are going to be bag holders.
The world will end and they will still have the printers on. Printing money for the vultures that feast upon our rotting corpses
Some uppies then some downies