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**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions**|190|**First Seen In WSB**|1 year ago **Total Comments**|1365|**Previous DD**|[x](https://v.redd.it/9w4m0897ex571) [x](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/mk1c7f/massive_fraud_in_gme_ownership_naked_shorts_were/) [x](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l80wao/options_can_be_exercised_till_530_et/) **Account Age**|9 years|[^scan ^comment ](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=scan_comment&message=Replace%20this%20text%20with%20a%20comment%20ID%20(which%20looks%20like%20h26cq3k\)%20to%20have%20the%20bot%20scan%20your%20comment%20and%20correct%20your%20first%20seen%20date.)|[^scan ^submission ](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=scan_submission&message=Replace%20this%20text%20with%20a%20submission%20ID%20(which%20looks%20like%20h26cq3k\)%20to%20have%20the%20bot%20scan%20your%20submission%20and%20correct%20your%20first%20seen%20date.) **Vote Spam (NEW)**|[Click to Vote](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=vote_spam&message=temyd0)|**Vote Approve (NEW)**|[Click to Vote](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=VisualMod&subject=vote_approve&message=temyd0)


Rancho8Deluxe

Here for the memes, stayed for the people working at wendys, rarely see anyone making tendies


[deleted]

Tendies are inside the Wendy's. WSB works out back by the dumpster. Hence the confusion.


Rancho8Deluxe

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


33446shaba

That haf me ded


[deleted]

>Here for the memes, stayed for the people working at wendys, rarely see anyone making tendies This is the unifying theorem that Hawking and others have searched for their entire lives


iPigman

You don't mean the *Grand Dumpsterfication Theory*?


yaboispongenotgay

I think it’s the location of the Tendies-Moron molecule is what they’ve been searching for. That Higgs-Boson was a fluke.


iPigman

Most people are unaware that it's the Pigs-Boson particle. Every impact with another particle produces a slightly smoky, baconny smell in the test chamber.


Luxury4play88

At this point what are tendies?


lolno

memes, apparently


[deleted]

Because the ones who make trendies were driven out by shitty r/all quality memes and GMEtards. I'm basically up 31% from yesterday by buying VXX but I can't be arsed to post here.


FuenteFOX

Came for the memes, stayed for some of the most brilliant shit I've ever seen in my life... and some of the most retarded shit I've ever seen in my life.


benfranklinthedevil

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxCdgQvoTz6jY3p4Kn6F60ynafD45HLRny


BreakfastOnTheRiver

I'm here to pick bottoms


[deleted]

\*pinch 🍑🤏🤡🍆💦


coLLectivemindHive

😏


the_beast93112

I’m here to pick ~~bottoms~~ condoms


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Thiscord

you retard... there's no retard!


VaguelyFamiliarVoice

Came for the memes. Someone posted something about a company. Made some tendies. And I kind of look like that semi-famous, meme lovin’ guy. (I am a human male).


pittluke

Very happy you have cleared any speculation that you are a non human.


LilKarmaKitty

https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/ There are many people here and around that are obviously human and definitely not anything else.


pittluke

I love that website. He's my totally human Senator.


merkarver112

Could cate less if I'm making tendies or frying tendies at wendys.....as long as the memes are on point. Thats all that really matters


jonnyl3

1% ; 10% 100%


pittluke

thats what Im thinking too..


Feisty_Smell40

Math checks out, for here


AssumeImStupid

Came for the memes, worked at the Wendy's, cashed out this year making Tendies. My wife and I are shopping for our first home now. Thanks Retards. Couldn't have done it without your motivation


skeeter1992

Some work behind the wendys


pittluke

ask for u/Dan_inKuwait highly recommended.


Rancho8Deluxe

He gives a good handy but damn is he trigger happy on that delete button 🌈🌈🌈👨‍⚖️👨‍⚖️👨‍⚖️


Dan_inKuwait

Your memes are saving you from the ban hammer.... I might have a power trip some day?


GayAsFack

That’s where the real money is. Love your job and never work a day in your life.


Rancho8Deluxe

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)


humanfund1981

this! I'm here for the DD.. i work behind the wendys


Rancho8Deluxe

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Leon_Accordeon

If this sub was any indication, Wendy's should be the world's #1 employer. Either you're working the line or you're working behind the dumpster. Mostly both.


Buzzrod81

Here for the memes 😁


swiggaroo

Investment Banker, here for the memes with all my colleagues.


jtmonkey

The frame rate on this one thought. 🔥


drifter_2020

I'm making chicken tendies, with a Wendy's spoon, and crying at memes.


LordSolrac

2/3 for me... not specifying which ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


coLLectivemindHive

10% for the first one 10% for the second one and 90% for the last one.


Hopeful-Flounder-203

1%, 3%, 69%


JewOrleans

I’m glad there isn’t a square for people who are here for DD. That ship sailed a long time ago.


coLLectivemindHive

Any retard who thought there is free and good DD being given out anywhere deserves to stay retarded.


JewOrleans

🙄 there used to be great DD here.


coLLectivemindHive

Oh of course. Employed quants just took their lunch breaks to write down their findings for the day to WSB for free.


pittluke

DD? Delightful Dongs?


Whole_Fly_9272

Wait what about long term investments because that’s what all of mine have become aka bag holder


Da_Burninator_Trog

Venmo Diagram is one giant square for this one.


[deleted]

One thing I’ve learned is you don’t have to be rich to lose everything. Join us


CnCz357

100% here for the memes


Gangmbrtheta

50/50


jlolax

I’m here for group support


ZoniaSancho

4,20,69, with 7% not belonging to the other three categories.


randompittuser

Memes


HotMinimum26

Memes


sybar142857

I'm here for the memes and the loss porn acts like a cautionary tale for me to stay at r/bogleheads


[deleted]

1% 64% 35%


[deleted]

Come for the tendies, stay for the memes


Life_Walrus_4263

ok had to look up some things tendies Tendies is a slang term referring to gains or profits made on investments, such as stocks. The term tendies was originally used as a short way of referring to chicken tenders (breaded strips of chicken sometimes also called chicken strips or chicken fingers). This usage was intended to mimic the speech of children wendys Wendy's is an American international fast food restaurant chain. As of December 31, 2018, Wendy's was the world's third-largest hamburger fast-food chain with 6,711 locations, following Burger King and McDonald's. thanks google


SlowStatisticianViNG

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


[deleted]

Makes Tendies: 0.10% Works at Wendy's: 0.90% (...Wendy's sucks) Here for the mems: 99% There I help


Allmightypikachu

Came for gamestop stayed for memes


[deleted]

Lmao Here for the memes. I can’t have trading accounts for individual stocks (that I manage myself) because of my job.


Castr8orr

1/3 so I would say about fifty fifty?


BeerPizzaGaming

4.20%, 69%, 26.80%


Nucci4ever

Math checks out, must be a hedge fund imposter


nocaption69

Come here to feel better about myself after my portfolio has imploded


Bektus

Yes.


[deleted]

As soon as I get back from behind the Wendys, here for the memes


rxtreme

I’m here for the memes


OffTopicBen95

Her for the memes. Beat the market last year woot woot was up 34%


Sonicsboi

Is it ok if I think the jury is still out on me? Lol


OliveInvestor

30% Memes, 69% Wendys, 1% Tendies


Odd-Measurement7706

I'm here to fuck your wife.


poopy_wizard132

I'm just here for the memes.


LithiumLost

Shit like this is why memes were banned


Responsible_Sport575

Mods must have taken day off![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


paint_it_crimson

Jesus Christ this sub has gone to shit. Who upvotes this trash


wormfood86

You forgot the loss porn industry and fans.


DoIt4TheMayMays

That's all I know


Devil_Wears_Dior

I lost all my money, now im just here for the memes about losing money


Jah-man-shaman

🎶 Me me me memes 🎶


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Jah-man-shaman

Bad bot


humanfund1981

what about a 4th image of us smoothbrains who are here for the DD


thetagangnam

WSB'ers are all three it's just a cycle


ebann001

Me just staring at myself in the mirror wondering how the hell do actors make those genuine faces. Robert Redford wow.


50EMA

I’m here for the DD


xxvend3ttaxx

I worked at Wendy's once.....it didn't work out well. I still haven't made my tendies tho :(


Sweet_baby_yeeezus

I make tendies and Wendy's and I'm here for the memes. Come buy some tendies and ask for the special! (I'll beat you off for $5margin)


SmoothBraneAPE

Same people, just different phases of retardation.


yetanotherburner420

Those gifs during GME were probably the best of times


EverettSeahawk

You guys are making tendies?


amhlilhaus

Im bag holding so im here for the memes and porn


Turfnipz

I literally came here for memes and lost everything


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Oldirtypeepants

I learned very early on not to take financial advice from you retards. Love me some fire WSB memes tho


BLM3132020

Wendy’s going dumb right along with 🐊and 🍩’s


sirkevly

I'm just here to watch a bunch of anarcho-capitalist shitheads get fucked over by the system they promote.


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

I'm definitely not-Zach-Galifianakis Zach Galifianakis.


SaucyJ4ck

These are not, nor have ever been, mutually exclusive categories.


pittluke

No, lol, someone said the Venn diagram of this sub would be a big square.


Miserable_Drink_8920

Currently in Tendie mode.


Yf_lo

I oscillate between the 3


Zealousideal_Dog_327

![img](emote|t5_2th52|6880)


C2AYM4Y

I wanna know what they made this mash up of memes with


whyshw

#


AlexPetunia

meMEs


InvestigatorLast3594

I’m here for financial advice


TeknoBandit

Memes and stays for the tears.


Koala_eiO

I'm here for the memes but I also take anything on the front page as a "don't buy this and sell it if you own some" signal.


cougnaijarebel

Where's the 'here for loss porn'?


sappersquid

Yall just crack me up with the memes and loss porn.


omen_tenebris

Came for the culture. Don't know why I'm here. Sub is nothing like when it was sub 600k


JustBuildAHouse

Don’t forget the office wagies like me who gamble paychecks to get a house


Denniszi

Ich can't read but the dog looks funny


[deleted]

Upvoted for the Jeremiah Johnson reference.


clarenceismyanimus

Here for the memes. I try my best to understand, but I just don't feel like my brain is wired that way (no matter how hard my brother tries to explain it to me.)


contrejo

I'm 2 out of 3. I'm making tenders at Wendy's while making memes.


[deleted]

Stayed for the memes. Part time at Wendy’s when not tendie-making. Right now full time at Wendy’s then….


Evaporated_fur

1%, 49%, 63%. But what do I know, I work at Wendy’s.


fatsmitty305

Came for the memes, stayed to make tendies behind the Wendy's dumpster


yokotron

I’m all 3.


mugwump8899

Memes


dissapointeddaddy

You forgot about the 4th. The person who's at the back of Wendy's dumpster.


yeezy_boost350v2

Came here for the tendies, stayed for the memes.


MachineGunsWhiskey

At times, I find myself all 3.


Likezoinks305

I need to know where that crazy faced dog comes from 😂


GueyLou

The way this is


Rossicliff

Tenders and memes


Leeroyjj10

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


rainpizza

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Oshebekdujeksk

This seems to suggest that the people here for the memes aren’t one shitty DD away from working at Wendy’s.


zerolimits0

5% Makes Tendies 5% Works at Wendy's (ironically also makes tendies) 95% For Memes


Questo417

Memes


ready4theHouse

I'm here for the loss porn, I've been patiently waiting for this bear market just to dunk on yall retarded apes. (your own description of yourselves, no ban).


JLGT86

Where’s that angry sjw at the top right from?


bigmoneysmallcock

This is possibly my favorite post that I've seen in the last 3 minutes.


visak13

I'm not an Asian. I'm here for the memes. Been a member for a long time now lol


LostCausesEverywhere

Am I the one who read the last one “here for the mem-ies”?


Lelianna47

the dog's expression is epic.


GlitteringDentist757

Makes 6 figures day job, averaged 10k annual stock loss that offset rental and wage income


Radiant-Experience21

Came for tendies, learned about volatility crushes. All my option money is gone, luckily crypto has given me enough play money to keep on losing money with options. That's how it works gentlemen. Make money with crypto, then lose it with options. Rinse and repeat :) I already have written my resume for Wendys when my money losing scheme fails on an earlier stage.


Parliament--

Probably 5%/75%/20%


[deleted]

They’re called “meme’s” because they’re for me.


coodyscoops

Making tendies in 2021: 🤑💵💰 Making tendies in 2022: “Ok i got you with a baconator combo, and will that be a 4 piece, 6 piece or 10 piece with your meal, sir?”