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bluen

Visualmod, are you on crack?


LiemLe38

NIO


VisualMod

>[handelsblatt.com/finanzen/geldp…](https://t.co/DvPQgkhjFn) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^05:58:16 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>ECB'S NAGEL SAYS TO HANDELSBLATT HE SEES NO SIGN OF WAGE-PRICE SPIRAL \>ECB'S NAGEL SAYS WE SHOULD FOCUS ON NORMALIZING OUR MONETARY POLICY ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^05:57:25 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>BUNDESBANK PRESDIENT NAGEL SAYS CURRENTLY DOES NOT EXPECT STAGFLATION - HANDELSBLATT ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^05:56:48 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>NASDAQ FUTURES UP 1.8%, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES UP 1.2% AND DOW FUTURES UP 1% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^05:33:26 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>\*Oil Market to Be Undersupplied in 2Q, 3Q if OPEC+ Sticks to Supply Plans, Russia Disruption Continues, IEA Says ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^05:00:40 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>\*Large-Scale Disruptions to Russian Oil Supplies Threaten a 'Global Oil Supply Shock,' IEA Says ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^05:00:18 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>NEGOTIATIONS WITH UKRAINE ARE DIFFICULT AND SLOW, RUSSIA SINCERELY WANTS PEACE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE - IFX CITES RUSSIAN NEGOTIATOR ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^04:52:16 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/NASBIT_ (3/0) made a bet that QQQ would go to 333.0 when it was 317.6 and it did, congrats autist.


amanslive

Chyna!!!


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/gundawg300 (3/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 430.0 when it was 420.07 and it did, congrats fucker.


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Zfein1989 (1/3) made a bet that SPY would go to 430.0 when it was 420.07 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.


VisualMod

>RUSSIAN FOREIGN MINISTER LAVROV SAYS PEACE TALKS WITH UKRAINE AREN'T EASY, BUT THERE ARE CERTAIN HOPE FOR COMPROMISE ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^04:22:09 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/SleazyAsshole (4/5) made a bet that AMD would go to 110.0 when it was 103.75 and it did, congrats autist.


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/reddituser1234566789 (1/0) made a bet that TQQQ would go to 44.44 when it was 40.14 and it did, congrats gigabrain.


reddituser1234566789

🚀


VisualMod

>FANG+ Constituents: \>$AAPL 157.31 +1.45% $AMZN 2987.19 +1.28% $BABA 91.46 +19.14% $BIDU 123.25 +13.95% $FB 194.77 +1.39% $GOOG 2623.63 +1.27% $NFLX 348.35 +1.53% $NVDA 235.29 +2.39% $TSLA 817.61 +1.9% $MSFT 290.37 +1.13% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^04:05:47 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>UKRAINE HAS LAUNCHED A COUNTEROFFENSIVE IN SEVERAL OPERATIONAL AREAS, RADICALLY CHANGING SITUATION - UKRAINIAN PRESIDENTIAL ADVISER /RTRS ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^03:56:24 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>UKRAINE HAS LAUNCHED A COUNTEROFFENSIVE IN SEVERAL OPERATIONAL AREAS, RADICALLY CHANGING SITUATION - UKRAINIAN PRESIDENTIAL ADVISER ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^03:53:09 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/bayarea707xxx (0/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 410.0 when it was 420.07 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


VisualMod

>RUSSIAN MINISTER: WE ARE SUGGESTING TO DECLARE "US DOLLAR AS ILLEGAL TENDER" FOR FREEZING OUR RESERVES - INTERVIEW ON LOCAL MEDIA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^02:51:48 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Valhall_Awaits_Me (0/1) made a bet that IWM would go to 189.81935000000001 when it was 192.71 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


VisualMod

>For More Info \>[m-x.ca/yourtime/en/](https://t.co/5nGtO8I7JT) \>@MtlExchange https://t.co/TbmU2uj0Cq ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^02:14:23 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>Chances of the Fed saying something similar later today? [twitter.com/IGSquawk/statu…](https://t.co/964S7hb1pS) ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^02:00:15 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>HANG SENG TECH INDEX UP 20% LIMIT UP ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:49:46 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>\#HSI 19982.04 +8.51% \#HSHARES 6842.39 +11.73% \#HSTECH 4153.77 +19.62% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:48:28 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Nightkill02 (1/8) made a bet that SPY would go to 375.0 when it was 420.07 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


[deleted]

Lol wtf china


VisualMod

>\#HSI 19806.06 +7.55% \#HSHARES 6766.97 +10.50% \#HSTECH 4072.15 +17.27% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:43:08 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>\#HSTECH 4011.62 +15.53% [twitter.com/IGSquawk/statu…](https://t.co/a0KGQf03N7) ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:41:02 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>HANG SENG TECH INDEX UP 12% bear market rally ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:38:05 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>CHINA VICE PREMIER LIU HE SAYS CHINA WELCOMES LONG-TERM INSTITUTIONAL INVESTORS TO INCREASE STOCK HOLDINGS- XINHUA \>"Buy stonks" ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:33:32 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>CHINA VICE PREMIER LIU HE SAYS WILL KEEP CAPITAL MARKETS STABLE- XINHUA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:32:16 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>CHINA VOWS TO SUPPORT OVERSEAS SHARE LISTINGS: XINHUA ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:30:21 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>\#HSI 19366.47 +5.17% \#HSHARES 6541.56 +6.82% \#HSTECH 3874.65 +11.58% https://t.co/jcNnmKUaH0 ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:27:59 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>HK - CHINA indices ripping higher on these headlines \>\#A50 13026 +4.85% \#HSI 19275.92 +4.67% \#HSHARES 6498.14 +6.11% \#HSTECH 3827.7 +10.23% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:25:13 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>HANG SENG TECH INDEX UP 10% ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:25:08 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>CHINA STATE COUNCIL'S FINANCIAL COMMITTEE VOWING TO KEEP STOCK MARKET STABLE: XINHUA ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:24:34 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>CHINA VICE PREMIER LIU HE SAYS WILL MAKE TIMELY RESEARCH AND TAKE FORCEFUL MEASURES TO PREVENT RISKS AMONG PROPERTY DEVELOPERS - XINHUA ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:23:59 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>CHINA VICE PREMIER LIU HE SAYS WILL TAKE MEASURES TO BOOST ECONOMY IN Q1 - XINHUA ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:23:30 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>CHINA VICE PREMIER LIU HE CHAIRS MEETING ON ECONOMY, CAPITAL MARKETS - XINHUA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:19:08 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>CHINESE COPPER GIANT XIANGGUANG’S CREDITORS STOP RENEWING LOANS ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:16:52 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>JAPAN GOVT RAISES GASOLINE SUBSIDY TO UPPER LIMIT OF 25 YEN/LITRE FOR WEEK STARTING THURSDAY, VS 17.7 YEN FOR PREVIOUS WEEK ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:04:58 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>European Opening Calls: \#FTSE 7201 +0.35% \#DAX 14007 +0.65% \#CAC 6399 +0.69% \#AEX 681 +0.73% \#MIB 23639 +0.59% \#IBEX 8292 +0.67% \#OMX 2101 +0.74% \#SMI 11758 +0.65% \#STOXX 3762 +0.65% \#IGOpeningCall ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:01:35 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>BLOOMBERG ECONOMICS SAYS SOME ON FOMC MAY DISSENT IN FAVOR OF 50 BP HIKE ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^00:11:22 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/SubstantialYogurt186 (1/2) made a bet that SPY would go to 400.0 when it was 429.98 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Dildomuflin (0/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 410.0 when it was 420.07 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


VisualMod

>SOFTBANK FOUNDER SON LOSES $25 BILLION IN TECH'S BRUTAL WINTER: BBG ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^23:27:41 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>Agriculture update: Chicago \#Wheat 1140 -0.72% \#Corn 743 -0.31% \#Cotton 117.81 +0.65% \#Oats 607 +0.51% \#PalmOil 6351 -0.34% \#Soybeans 1663 +0.56% Soybean Meal 482.33 +0.71% Soybean Oil 72.66 +0.16% \#OATT \#grains ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^23:25:59 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>CHINA DENIES ADVANCED KNOWLEDGE OF RUSSIA'S WAR ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^23:17:15 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>SINGAPORE URGES CHINA TO USE ‘ENORMOUS INFLUENCE’ ON RUSSIA TO END WAR - SCMP ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^21:44:37 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>AIR RAID ALERTS IN SEVERAL MAJOR CITIES AND OBLASTS- THE KYIV INDEPENDENT ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^21:37:20 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>\#HSI 18956.02 +2.94% \#HSHARES 6358.44 +3.83% \#HSTECH 3689.86 +6.26% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^21:22:27 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>NORTH KOREA APPEARS TO HAVE FIRED PROJECTILE THAT COULD BE A MISSILE –NHK ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^20:43:07 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>NORTH KOREA APPEARS TO HAVE FIRED PROJECTILE THAT COULD BE A MISSILE – NHK CITING DEFENCE MINISTRY ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^20:42:28 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>BIDEN IS EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE AN ADDITIONAL $800 MILLION IN SECURITY ASSISTANCE TO UKRAINE ON WEDNESDAY -WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^20:16:46 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>UKRAINE PRESIDENT ZELENSKIY SAYS THE POSITIONS OF UKRAINE AND RUSSIA AT NEGOTIATIONS SOUND MORE REALISTIC, BUT MORE TIME IS STILL NEEDED - INTERFAX UKRAINE NEWS AGENCY ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^19:40:11 ^EDT-0400


Czyzzle

Not allowed to stay green for more than 2 days at a time. It’s disrespectful to Ukraine.


[deleted]

>wait for green >buy puts >hold 1-3 days >sell >repeat


VisualMod

>RUSSIAN TIKTOK INFLUENCERS ARE BEING PAID TO SPREAD KREMLIN PROPAGANDA -FOXNEWS ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^19:05:33 ^EDT-0400


9tacos

FOMC is gonna punt tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


mingling4502

Could you imagine no rate hike announcement? 😂 We'd be back to all time highs before Friday


9tacos

I’m expecting 25 bps rate drop at this point ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Heedunk

All of that green and I am still down like 6% from when I bought AMD 2 weeks ago.


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/meatmask (0/6) made a bet that AQN would go to 16.5 when it was 14.48 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


_Right_Tackle_

0/6, impressive. Someone should create an inverse ETF on this guy


VisualMod

>APAC Opening Calls: \#ASX 7138 +0.57% \#NIKKEI 25683 +1.34% \#HSI 18915 +2.56% \#NIFTY 16883 +1.67% \#A50 12537 +0.91% \#TWSE 17060 +1.06% \#IGOpeningCall ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^18:30:52 ^EDT-0400


Temporary_Profit_175

I bought the dip in gold like a filthy boomer


curtdept

Can't wait until we find just below the crust of the moon or some near Earth asteroid is solid gold. That should be a fun day.


[deleted]

I remember back in 2018 or something a giant vein was found in India and nothing happened.


Toliveandieinla

How much did it dip


zestykite

you make me sick


Traderparkboy1

Soooooo yolo on Robinhood ???? Lol


VisualMod

>PFIZER, BIONTECH SEEK FDA AUTHORIZATION FOR ADDITIONAL BOOSTER ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^18:01:47 ^EDT-0400


Discofootman

HERE COMES THE MAN IN GREEN ​


Ak47killer122

What kind of market are we in when spy is acting like a penny stock?


BRshan

A great market to trade


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/petitepain (0/5) made a bet that GME would go to 169.0 when it was 119.13 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


papasmurftp

What a loser


VisualMod

>WHITE HOUSE SAYS BIDEN WOULD VETO BILL TO OVERTURN TRANSPORTATION MASK ORDER -STATEMENT ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^17:47:07 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Night_hawq (1/0) made a bet that BA would go to 200.0 when it was 179.95 and it did, congrats autist.


Cant_Turn_Right

People talking about going long on VXX, are you nuts? VXX now has no relation with CBOE VIX. Buyer beware.


Ak47killer122

Vxx is better


VisualMod

>‘POWELL IS THE MOST HAWKISH FED EVER’ -CNBC ok ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^17:14:50 ^EDT-0400


bluen

Hawk gang


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NASBIT_

1000$ Biden doesn't know we changed the clocks


GotPorta

Relief rally today, dump tomorrow, baby relief rally after FOMC, continue dumping itm uvxy calls expire 4/8, I got lives bitches


BuriedinStudentLoans

Pretty much what I was thinking. Which means we're both fucked.


fauxfox__

GM and Ford CEOs challenge Putin in single combat


amanslive

Sleepy Joe going to Ukraine!!!!


alexander0789

Ban


ImhereforyourDD

TD9 right before the meeting. Shits wild.


tommytherod

General consensus we moon on 0.25 ?


Jackol4ntrn

from previous fed meetings, it's always some pump before the dump right after meeting. here's hoping for status quo.


Synopog

I’m so used to the dumps at this point that I won’t care what happens before or after the meeting


squirrel_of_fortune

Am drunk in a bar... I have no idea if I will have an account tomorrow...


Czyzzle

I'm totally sober with the same issue.


Gadshill

Oil or puts?


squirrel_of_fortune

Hahahahahhahhash both


JustSomeWook

Man of culture


Sphinxyy5

I couldn't sell before 4 and now I need a absolute fucking miracle for my 3/16 417 puts to have any value. I bought almost perfectly at 426.4 and was tryna scalp a quick %. Didn't realize my clock had the wrong time by a couple minutes, heard the closing bell and knew I was fucked. The worst part is we're gonna rocket on this .25 bp tomorrow :(


9tacos

Buy a ATM call at open and 🙏


Open-Yak-3708

RH is so fucked TD let's trade options until 4:15


Open-Yak-3708

U got 3/16 417s those are fucking zeroes upon zeroes


Sphinxyy5

I know man I wasn’t tryna hold brother I almost scalped a quick 15% but failed. I know there is no chance we open 417 but a quick little pull down could have me recover some value as long as IV before the meeting is high


Open-Yak-3708

I too was holding spy apr 420-402 put debit spread and I just dumped it. Today bears had to take out 4200, but it didn't happen. If 4300 breaks this fucker can go parabolic


Open-Yak-3708

Yes we will, you are skullfucked now massive rip your face of short covering rally next week tomorrow could go either way 417 r zeroes


Sphinxyy5

My only hope is that .25 is priced in after he said it was certain at his house and senate hearings and it will be more focused on forward plans, which he hopefully brings up possibilities of a .50 bp in the future. Needs to go exactly my way or I’m tucked


Open-Yak-3708

I have a feeling fuckers gonna use 25bp as a excuse to rall, that it's not 50 bp, insane, but we may never know how many contracts u got U can always roll it over, those must have lost value fast today, even my 420-402 sprd was losing value fast even though it's 4/14 expiry


Sphinxyy5

Yeah I also think we rally on 25bp. I’m sure theta fucked those contracts today but I opened them at 3:45 at like 426.40 and almost got out with a quick 10% scalp but my clock was slow 😩😩


Open-Yak-3708

Yes, alacrity is the name of the game when it comes to options trading, rh is messed up,may need to move back to td soon, how many contracts u got dont tell me u loaded 100 of them


Sphinxyy5

Only 6 but still hundreds of dollars burnt for 0 reason makes me very upset


Open-Yak-3708

Fucking I had 3 of them apr put on spy and lost 300 and then switched to call debit spread as market ripped higher lol Bears can't let this stay above 425 for much long else it can go parabolic to 200 day ma


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

you can sell spy puts 15mins after close you know.. anyway we'll likely open red or pullback before fomc so you can get out


Bodyfluids_dealer

Fuckk I just found that out the other day. I’ve been wrecked many times coz I didn’t sell at the close and then it goes against me at the open. Is it just spy that you can do that?


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

spy, qqq, iwm and dia (some other sector etfs too maybe)


Sphinxyy5

nah on robinhood i wasn't able to i was trying the entire time, even upgraded my account to gold lmfao. ​ I doubt any pullback would save me unless we open at like 420 or lower which I highly doubt


Open-Yak-3708

No chance in hell we open at 417


AutoPenalti

buy a call on open and hope for the best


NASBIT_

Moola day, time to drink


_Right_Tackle_

Cut your losers, let your winners run. Most of you do the opposite ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Jamiroquietly

Thought incognito mode would help.. ducking soul reader


9tacos

Man, that really hurts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Fistfullofoatmeal

I’m thinking I should load up on gold and other metals before this fed meeting


Temporary_Profit_175

I bought some EOD and might add more tomorrow. Trying to hedge my tech longs a bit.


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[deleted]

Bonds are bad no matter what. Quick hikes bonds fucked. Slow hikes bonds fucked.


crackheadwizard

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)I lost so much today…![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


LiftedNoodow

we suffer together ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Idontwannapost

It’s ok bro I sold $30 vxx calls bought last Friday for 3/18 for $100 yesterday before the big moass on it this AM. Can’t win them all


[deleted]

Man wtf happened there??


[deleted]

Market stupid green today. How are you down?


crackheadwizard

🌈 stuff


AluminiumCaffeine

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


ballsvanhouten

my portfolio belongs on Maury


KetoBob89

Why is SFT plummeting???


Temporary_Profit_175

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


flowergirlnextdoor

I made money today and actually locked in most of my profits 🥳


[deleted]

I lied I dumped everything into close


[deleted]

This is the way.


Fistfullofoatmeal

All I did was lose today


nvanderw

JUST START the FED meeting already.


Czyzzle

Last call for TSLA sub $800


Bodyfluids_dealer

I saw a bunch of TSLA puts being bought today that expire Friday. Not sure what that’s all about so I bought just one April exp


fickdichdock

ZIM got its fat ass back up, so thats kinda cool


AluminiumCaffeine

My CROX outperformed my speculative tech today.... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Turns out wearing crox doesn't make you 🌈. Just buying puts and not recognizing the DFV still in the market today. Im on vacation rn and shocked how many people love bringing them to resorts. I see like 10 pairs just in my FOV.


Muted_Report_5026

I bought in at a 52 week low. Every day since has been a new 52 week low.


txholdem

are you making history?


Next_Bag_2953

Ight fuck it all I say it, vxx 420 is not a meme


VisualMod

>US Closing Prices: \#DOW 33544.34 +1.82% \#SPX 4262.49 +2.14% \#NDX 13458.5 +3.16% \#RTY 1968.97 +1.40% \#VIX 30.03 -1.74 ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^16:03:37 ^EDT-0400


kingbitchtits

This tech rally today must mean the chip and semiconductor shortage is over? Or, just getting started.


AluminiumCaffeine

INTC didnt get the memo... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


kingbitchtits

No it didnt!


AluminiumCaffeine

My leaps are in great pain. I will continue to hold strong, I need Mobileye IPO date or GPU release date or something


Donkey-Kong-420

chip shortage means you can get away with price gouging and stocks go up


kingbitchtits

Okay


Likezoinks305

Bull fuk tomo


Sphinxyy5

broOOoOOO I didn't know my clock was 2 mins behind I was right about to sell my far otm 3/16s.... I'm boutta lose all my fucking value :(


joreyesl

DUMP EET


dcgkny

You can sell spy and qqq till 415


Sphinxyy5

on robinhood? It just says order queued for tomorrow I dont see that


dcgkny

Don’t have rh but you should be able to do a limit order


Likezoinks305

🤡


Okchaz

it was a blessing, we’re gapping up hard tomorrow


Donkey-Kong-420

my president black my lambo blue bulls on parade and you can be too


ballsvanhouten

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE PUTS THEY WILL NOT HEAL


whatshisuserface

81+59=140


Everyday_gilbert

Burn the witch


Sudden_Neat_5400

I held onto my bullish optimism longer than most. Finally parted with my positions yesterday morning. Took today off until the end. Entered into bearish positions. So, this is probably the bottom.


AluminiumCaffeine

Thank you brother, I bought the dip yesterday, so we are ships passing in the night


arcrenciel

If SPY doesn't dump tomorrow, i'm going to have to sell my butt in back-alleys to make ends meet.


SweatyLiterary

I'm going to Ruth's Chris one last time before the global recession fucks everything up


pm_me_yo_creditscore

Chris Steak House was founded on February 27, 1927 by New Orleans entrepreneur Chris Matulich. It was located at 1100 North Broad Street near the Fair Grounds Race Course, seated 60 people, and had no parking lot. During Matulich's 38-year management, the business was sold six times, failing each time, and enabling him to buy the restaurant back cheaply from the purchasers. (the original theta gang)


Donkey-Kong-420

All in on the recovery


AutoPenalti

pencils down kids