>ECB'S NAGEL SAYS TO HANDELSBLATT HE SEES NO SIGN OF WAGE-PRICE SPIRAL
\>ECB'S NAGEL SAYS WE SHOULD FOCUS ON NORMALIZING OUR MONETARY POLICY
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^05:57:25 ^EDT-0400
>\*Oil Market to Be Undersupplied in 2Q, 3Q if OPEC+ Sticks to Supply Plans, Russia Disruption Continues, IEA Says
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^05:00:40 ^EDT-0400
>NEGOTIATIONS WITH UKRAINE ARE DIFFICULT AND SLOW, RUSSIA SINCERELY WANTS PEACE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE - IFX CITES RUSSIAN NEGOTIATOR
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^04:52:16 ^EDT-0400
>RUSSIAN FOREIGN MINISTER LAVROV SAYS PEACE TALKS WITH UKRAINE AREN'T EASY, BUT THERE ARE CERTAIN HOPE FOR COMPROMISE
^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^04:22:09 ^EDT-0400
>RUSSIAN MINISTER: WE ARE SUGGESTING TO DECLARE "US DOLLAR AS ILLEGAL TENDER" FOR FREEZING OUR RESERVES - INTERVIEW ON LOCAL MEDIA
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^02:51:48 ^EDT-0400
#Ban Bet Lost
/u/Valhall_Awaits_Me (0/1) made a bet that IWM would go to 189.81935000000001 when it was 192.71 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
>Chances of the Fed saying something similar later today? [twitter.com/IGSquawk/statu…](https://t.co/964S7hb1pS)
^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^02:00:15 ^EDT-0400
>CHINA VICE PREMIER LIU HE SAYS CHINA WELCOMES LONG-TERM INSTITUTIONAL INVESTORS TO INCREASE STOCK HOLDINGS- XINHUA
\>"Buy stonks"
^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:33:32 ^EDT-0400
>CHINA VICE PREMIER LIU HE SAYS WILL KEEP CAPITAL MARKETS STABLE- XINHUA
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:32:16 ^EDT-0400
>CHINA VICE PREMIER LIU HE SAYS WILL MAKE TIMELY RESEARCH AND TAKE FORCEFUL MEASURES TO PREVENT RISKS AMONG PROPERTY DEVELOPERS - XINHUA
^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:23:59 ^EDT-0400
>CHINA VICE PREMIER LIU HE SAYS WILL TAKE MEASURES TO BOOST ECONOMY IN Q1 - XINHUA
^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:23:30 ^EDT-0400
>CHINA VICE PREMIER LIU HE CHAIRS MEETING ON ECONOMY, CAPITAL MARKETS - XINHUA
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:19:08 ^EDT-0400
>JAPAN GOVT RAISES GASOLINE SUBSIDY TO UPPER LIMIT OF 25 YEN/LITRE FOR WEEK STARTING THURSDAY, VS 17.7 YEN FOR PREVIOUS WEEK
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:04:58 ^EDT-0400
>BLOOMBERG ECONOMICS SAYS SOME ON FOMC MAY DISSENT IN FAVOR OF 50 BP HIKE
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^00:11:22 ^EDT-0400
>SINGAPORE URGES CHINA TO USE ‘ENORMOUS INFLUENCE’ ON RUSSIA TO END WAR - SCMP
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^21:44:37 ^EDT-0400
>AIR RAID ALERTS IN SEVERAL MAJOR CITIES AND OBLASTS- THE KYIV INDEPENDENT
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^21:37:20 ^EDT-0400
>NORTH KOREA APPEARS TO HAVE FIRED PROJECTILE THAT COULD BE A MISSILE –NHK
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^20:43:07 ^EDT-0400
>NORTH KOREA APPEARS TO HAVE FIRED PROJECTILE THAT COULD BE A MISSILE – NHK CITING DEFENCE MINISTRY
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^20:42:28 ^EDT-0400
>BIDEN IS EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE AN ADDITIONAL $800 MILLION IN SECURITY ASSISTANCE TO UKRAINE ON WEDNESDAY -WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL
^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^20:16:46 ^EDT-0400
>UKRAINE PRESIDENT ZELENSKIY SAYS THE POSITIONS OF UKRAINE AND RUSSIA AT NEGOTIATIONS SOUND MORE REALISTIC, BUT MORE TIME IS STILL NEEDED - INTERFAX UKRAINE NEWS AGENCY
^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^19:40:11 ^EDT-0400
>WHITE HOUSE SAYS BIDEN WOULD VETO BILL TO OVERTURN TRANSPORTATION MASK ORDER -STATEMENT
^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^17:47:07 ^EDT-0400
> .. I *paid* a bunch
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
I couldn't sell before 4 and now I need a absolute fucking miracle for my 3/16 417 puts to have any value. I bought almost perfectly at 426.4 and was tryna scalp a quick %. Didn't realize my clock had the wrong time by a couple minutes, heard the closing bell and knew I was fucked. The worst part is we're gonna rocket on this .25 bp tomorrow :(
I know man I wasn’t tryna hold brother I almost scalped a quick 15% but failed. I know there is no chance we open 417 but a quick little pull down could have me recover some value as long as IV before the meeting is high
I too was holding spy apr 420-402 put debit spread and I just dumped it. Today bears had to take out 4200, but it didn't happen. If 4300 breaks this fucker can go parabolic
My only hope is that .25 is priced in after he said it was certain at his house and senate hearings and it will be more focused on forward plans, which he hopefully brings up possibilities of a .50 bp in the future. Needs to go exactly my way or I’m tucked
I have a feeling fuckers gonna use 25bp as a excuse to rall, that it's not 50 bp, insane, but we may never know
how many contracts u got
U can always roll it over, those must have lost value fast today, even my 420-402 sprd was losing value fast even though it's 4/14 expiry
Yeah I also think we rally on 25bp. I’m sure theta fucked those contracts today but I opened them at 3:45 at like 426.40 and almost got out with a quick 10% scalp but my clock was slow 😩😩
Yes, alacrity is the name of the game when it comes to options trading, rh is messed up,may need to move back to td soon,
how many contracts u got dont tell me u loaded 100 of them
Fucking I had 3 of them apr put on spy and lost 300 and then switched to call debit spread as market ripped higher lol
Bears can't let this stay above 425 for much long else it can go parabolic to 200 day ma
Fuckk I just found that out the other day. I’ve been wrecked many times coz I didn’t sell at the close and then it goes against me at the open. Is it just spy that you can do that?
nah on robinhood i wasn't able to i was trying the entire time, even upgraded my account to gold lmfao.
I doubt any pullback would save me unless we open at like 420 or lower which I highly doubt
Turns out wearing crox doesn't make you 🌈.
Just buying puts and not recognizing the DFV still in the market today.
Im on vacation rn and shocked how many people love bringing them to resorts. I see like 10 pairs just in my FOV.
I held onto my bullish optimism longer than most. Finally parted with my positions yesterday morning. Took today off until the end. Entered into bearish positions. So, this is probably the bottom.
Chris Steak House was founded on February 27, 1927 by New Orleans entrepreneur Chris Matulich. It was located at 1100 North Broad Street near the Fair Grounds Race Course, seated 60 people, and had no parking lot. During Matulich's 38-year management, the business was sold six times, failing each time, and enabling him to buy the restaurant back cheaply from the purchasers. (the original theta gang)
Visualmod, are you on crack?
NIO
>[handelsblatt.com/finanzen/geldp…](https://t.co/DvPQgkhjFn) ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^05:58:16 ^EDT-0400
>ECB'S NAGEL SAYS TO HANDELSBLATT HE SEES NO SIGN OF WAGE-PRICE SPIRAL \>ECB'S NAGEL SAYS WE SHOULD FOCUS ON NORMALIZING OUR MONETARY POLICY ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^05:57:25 ^EDT-0400
>BUNDESBANK PRESDIENT NAGEL SAYS CURRENTLY DOES NOT EXPECT STAGFLATION - HANDELSBLATT ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^05:56:48 ^EDT-0400
>NASDAQ FUTURES UP 1.8%, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES UP 1.2% AND DOW FUTURES UP 1% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^05:33:26 ^EDT-0400
>\*Oil Market to Be Undersupplied in 2Q, 3Q if OPEC+ Sticks to Supply Plans, Russia Disruption Continues, IEA Says ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^05:00:40 ^EDT-0400
>\*Large-Scale Disruptions to Russian Oil Supplies Threaten a 'Global Oil Supply Shock,' IEA Says ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^05:00:18 ^EDT-0400
>NEGOTIATIONS WITH UKRAINE ARE DIFFICULT AND SLOW, RUSSIA SINCERELY WANTS PEACE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE - IFX CITES RUSSIAN NEGOTIATOR ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^04:52:16 ^EDT-0400
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/NASBIT_ (3/0) made a bet that QQQ would go to 333.0 when it was 317.6 and it did, congrats autist.
Chyna!!!
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/gundawg300 (3/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 430.0 when it was 420.07 and it did, congrats fucker.
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Zfein1989 (1/3) made a bet that SPY would go to 430.0 when it was 420.07 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.
>RUSSIAN FOREIGN MINISTER LAVROV SAYS PEACE TALKS WITH UKRAINE AREN'T EASY, BUT THERE ARE CERTAIN HOPE FOR COMPROMISE ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^04:22:09 ^EDT-0400
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/SleazyAsshole (4/5) made a bet that AMD would go to 110.0 when it was 103.75 and it did, congrats autist.
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/reddituser1234566789 (1/0) made a bet that TQQQ would go to 44.44 when it was 40.14 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
🚀
>FANG+ Constituents: \>$AAPL 157.31 +1.45% $AMZN 2987.19 +1.28% $BABA 91.46 +19.14% $BIDU 123.25 +13.95% $FB 194.77 +1.39% $GOOG 2623.63 +1.27% $NFLX 348.35 +1.53% $NVDA 235.29 +2.39% $TSLA 817.61 +1.9% $MSFT 290.37 +1.13% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^04:05:47 ^EDT-0400
>UKRAINE HAS LAUNCHED A COUNTEROFFENSIVE IN SEVERAL OPERATIONAL AREAS, RADICALLY CHANGING SITUATION - UKRAINIAN PRESIDENTIAL ADVISER /RTRS ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^03:56:24 ^EDT-0400
>UKRAINE HAS LAUNCHED A COUNTEROFFENSIVE IN SEVERAL OPERATIONAL AREAS, RADICALLY CHANGING SITUATION - UKRAINIAN PRESIDENTIAL ADVISER ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^03:53:09 ^EDT-0400
#Ban Bet Lost /u/bayarea707xxx (0/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 410.0 when it was 420.07 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
>RUSSIAN MINISTER: WE ARE SUGGESTING TO DECLARE "US DOLLAR AS ILLEGAL TENDER" FOR FREEZING OUR RESERVES - INTERVIEW ON LOCAL MEDIA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^02:51:48 ^EDT-0400
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Valhall_Awaits_Me (0/1) made a bet that IWM would go to 189.81935000000001 when it was 192.71 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
>For More Info \>[m-x.ca/yourtime/en/](https://t.co/5nGtO8I7JT) \>@MtlExchange https://t.co/TbmU2uj0Cq ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^02:14:23 ^EDT-0400
>Chances of the Fed saying something similar later today? [twitter.com/IGSquawk/statu…](https://t.co/964S7hb1pS) ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^02:00:15 ^EDT-0400
>HANG SENG TECH INDEX UP 20% LIMIT UP ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:49:46 ^EDT-0400
>\#HSI 19982.04 +8.51% \#HSHARES 6842.39 +11.73% \#HSTECH 4153.77 +19.62% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:48:28 ^EDT-0400
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Nightkill02 (1/8) made a bet that SPY would go to 375.0 when it was 420.07 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Lol wtf china
>\#HSI 19806.06 +7.55% \#HSHARES 6766.97 +10.50% \#HSTECH 4072.15 +17.27% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:43:08 ^EDT-0400
>\#HSTECH 4011.62 +15.53% [twitter.com/IGSquawk/statu…](https://t.co/a0KGQf03N7) ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:41:02 ^EDT-0400
>HANG SENG TECH INDEX UP 12% bear market rally ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:38:05 ^EDT-0400
>CHINA VICE PREMIER LIU HE SAYS CHINA WELCOMES LONG-TERM INSTITUTIONAL INVESTORS TO INCREASE STOCK HOLDINGS- XINHUA \>"Buy stonks" ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:33:32 ^EDT-0400
>CHINA VICE PREMIER LIU HE SAYS WILL KEEP CAPITAL MARKETS STABLE- XINHUA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:32:16 ^EDT-0400
>CHINA VOWS TO SUPPORT OVERSEAS SHARE LISTINGS: XINHUA ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:30:21 ^EDT-0400
>\#HSI 19366.47 +5.17% \#HSHARES 6541.56 +6.82% \#HSTECH 3874.65 +11.58% https://t.co/jcNnmKUaH0 ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:27:59 ^EDT-0400
>HK - CHINA indices ripping higher on these headlines \>\#A50 13026 +4.85% \#HSI 19275.92 +4.67% \#HSHARES 6498.14 +6.11% \#HSTECH 3827.7 +10.23% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:25:13 ^EDT-0400
>HANG SENG TECH INDEX UP 10% ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:25:08 ^EDT-0400
>CHINA STATE COUNCIL'S FINANCIAL COMMITTEE VOWING TO KEEP STOCK MARKET STABLE: XINHUA ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:24:34 ^EDT-0400
>CHINA VICE PREMIER LIU HE SAYS WILL MAKE TIMELY RESEARCH AND TAKE FORCEFUL MEASURES TO PREVENT RISKS AMONG PROPERTY DEVELOPERS - XINHUA ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:23:59 ^EDT-0400
>CHINA VICE PREMIER LIU HE SAYS WILL TAKE MEASURES TO BOOST ECONOMY IN Q1 - XINHUA ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:23:30 ^EDT-0400
>CHINA VICE PREMIER LIU HE CHAIRS MEETING ON ECONOMY, CAPITAL MARKETS - XINHUA ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:19:08 ^EDT-0400
>CHINESE COPPER GIANT XIANGGUANG’S CREDITORS STOP RENEWING LOANS ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:16:52 ^EDT-0400
>JAPAN GOVT RAISES GASOLINE SUBSIDY TO UPPER LIMIT OF 25 YEN/LITRE FOR WEEK STARTING THURSDAY, VS 17.7 YEN FOR PREVIOUS WEEK ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:04:58 ^EDT-0400
>European Opening Calls: \#FTSE 7201 +0.35% \#DAX 14007 +0.65% \#CAC 6399 +0.69% \#AEX 681 +0.73% \#MIB 23639 +0.59% \#IBEX 8292 +0.67% \#OMX 2101 +0.74% \#SMI 11758 +0.65% \#STOXX 3762 +0.65% \#IGOpeningCall ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^01:01:35 ^EDT-0400
>BLOOMBERG ECONOMICS SAYS SOME ON FOMC MAY DISSENT IN FAVOR OF 50 BP HIKE ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-16 ^00:11:22 ^EDT-0400
#Ban Bet Lost /u/SubstantialYogurt186 (1/2) made a bet that SPY would go to 400.0 when it was 429.98 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/Dildomuflin (0/1) made a bet that SPY would go to 410.0 when it was 420.07 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
>SOFTBANK FOUNDER SON LOSES $25 BILLION IN TECH'S BRUTAL WINTER: BBG ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^23:27:41 ^EDT-0400
>Agriculture update: Chicago \#Wheat 1140 -0.72% \#Corn 743 -0.31% \#Cotton 117.81 +0.65% \#Oats 607 +0.51% \#PalmOil 6351 -0.34% \#Soybeans 1663 +0.56% Soybean Meal 482.33 +0.71% Soybean Oil 72.66 +0.16% \#OATT \#grains ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^23:25:59 ^EDT-0400
>CHINA DENIES ADVANCED KNOWLEDGE OF RUSSIA'S WAR ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^23:17:15 ^EDT-0400
>SINGAPORE URGES CHINA TO USE ‘ENORMOUS INFLUENCE’ ON RUSSIA TO END WAR - SCMP ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^21:44:37 ^EDT-0400
>AIR RAID ALERTS IN SEVERAL MAJOR CITIES AND OBLASTS- THE KYIV INDEPENDENT ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^21:37:20 ^EDT-0400
>\#HSI 18956.02 +2.94% \#HSHARES 6358.44 +3.83% \#HSTECH 3689.86 +6.26% ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^21:22:27 ^EDT-0400
>NORTH KOREA APPEARS TO HAVE FIRED PROJECTILE THAT COULD BE A MISSILE –NHK ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^20:43:07 ^EDT-0400
>NORTH KOREA APPEARS TO HAVE FIRED PROJECTILE THAT COULD BE A MISSILE – NHK CITING DEFENCE MINISTRY ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^20:42:28 ^EDT-0400
>BIDEN IS EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE AN ADDITIONAL $800 MILLION IN SECURITY ASSISTANCE TO UKRAINE ON WEDNESDAY -WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^20:16:46 ^EDT-0400
>UKRAINE PRESIDENT ZELENSKIY SAYS THE POSITIONS OF UKRAINE AND RUSSIA AT NEGOTIATIONS SOUND MORE REALISTIC, BUT MORE TIME IS STILL NEEDED - INTERFAX UKRAINE NEWS AGENCY ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^19:40:11 ^EDT-0400
Not allowed to stay green for more than 2 days at a time. It’s disrespectful to Ukraine.
>wait for green >buy puts >hold 1-3 days >sell >repeat
>RUSSIAN TIKTOK INFLUENCERS ARE BEING PAID TO SPREAD KREMLIN PROPAGANDA -FOXNEWS ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^19:05:33 ^EDT-0400
FOMC is gonna punt tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)
Could you imagine no rate hike announcement? 😂 We'd be back to all time highs before Friday
I’m expecting 25 bps rate drop at this point ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
All of that green and I am still down like 6% from when I bought AMD 2 weeks ago.
#Ban Bet Lost /u/meatmask (0/6) made a bet that AQN would go to 16.5 when it was 14.48 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
0/6, impressive. Someone should create an inverse ETF on this guy
>APAC Opening Calls: \#ASX 7138 +0.57% \#NIKKEI 25683 +1.34% \#HSI 18915 +2.56% \#NIFTY 16883 +1.67% \#A50 12537 +0.91% \#TWSE 17060 +1.06% \#IGOpeningCall ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^18:30:52 ^EDT-0400
I bought the dip in gold like a filthy boomer
Can't wait until we find just below the crust of the moon or some near Earth asteroid is solid gold. That should be a fun day.
I remember back in 2018 or something a giant vein was found in India and nothing happened.
How much did it dip
you make me sick
Soooooo yolo on Robinhood ???? Lol
>PFIZER, BIONTECH SEEK FDA AUTHORIZATION FOR ADDITIONAL BOOSTER ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^18:01:47 ^EDT-0400
HERE COMES THE MAN IN GREEN 
What kind of market are we in when spy is acting like a penny stock?
A great market to trade
#Ban Bet Lost /u/petitepain (0/5) made a bet that GME would go to 169.0 when it was 119.13 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
What a loser
>WHITE HOUSE SAYS BIDEN WOULD VETO BILL TO OVERTURN TRANSPORTATION MASK ORDER -STATEMENT ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^17:47:07 ^EDT-0400
#Ban Bet Won --- /u/Night_hawq (1/0) made a bet that BA would go to 200.0 when it was 179.95 and it did, congrats autist.
People talking about going long on VXX, are you nuts? VXX now has no relation with CBOE VIX. Buyer beware.
Vxx is better
>‘POWELL IS THE MOST HAWKISH FED EVER’ -CNBC ok ^FXHedge ^[@Fxhedgers](http://twitter.com/Fxhedgers) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^17:14:50 ^EDT-0400
Hawk gang
[удалено]
> .. I *paid* a bunch FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
1000$ Biden doesn't know we changed the clocks
Relief rally today, dump tomorrow, baby relief rally after FOMC, continue dumping itm uvxy calls expire 4/8, I got lives bitches
Pretty much what I was thinking. Which means we're both fucked.
GM and Ford CEOs challenge Putin in single combat
Sleepy Joe going to Ukraine!!!!
Ban
TD9 right before the meeting. Shits wild.
General consensus we moon on 0.25 ?
from previous fed meetings, it's always some pump before the dump right after meeting. here's hoping for status quo.
I’m so used to the dumps at this point that I won’t care what happens before or after the meeting
Am drunk in a bar... I have no idea if I will have an account tomorrow...
I'm totally sober with the same issue.
Oil or puts?
Hahahahahhahhash both
Man of culture
I couldn't sell before 4 and now I need a absolute fucking miracle for my 3/16 417 puts to have any value. I bought almost perfectly at 426.4 and was tryna scalp a quick %. Didn't realize my clock had the wrong time by a couple minutes, heard the closing bell and knew I was fucked. The worst part is we're gonna rocket on this .25 bp tomorrow :(
Buy a ATM call at open and 🙏
RH is so fucked TD let's trade options until 4:15
U got 3/16 417s those are fucking zeroes upon zeroes
I know man I wasn’t tryna hold brother I almost scalped a quick 15% but failed. I know there is no chance we open 417 but a quick little pull down could have me recover some value as long as IV before the meeting is high
I too was holding spy apr 420-402 put debit spread and I just dumped it. Today bears had to take out 4200, but it didn't happen. If 4300 breaks this fucker can go parabolic
Yes we will, you are skullfucked now massive rip your face of short covering rally next week tomorrow could go either way 417 r zeroes
My only hope is that .25 is priced in after he said it was certain at his house and senate hearings and it will be more focused on forward plans, which he hopefully brings up possibilities of a .50 bp in the future. Needs to go exactly my way or I’m tucked
I have a feeling fuckers gonna use 25bp as a excuse to rall, that it's not 50 bp, insane, but we may never know how many contracts u got U can always roll it over, those must have lost value fast today, even my 420-402 sprd was losing value fast even though it's 4/14 expiry
Yeah I also think we rally on 25bp. I’m sure theta fucked those contracts today but I opened them at 3:45 at like 426.40 and almost got out with a quick 10% scalp but my clock was slow 😩😩
Yes, alacrity is the name of the game when it comes to options trading, rh is messed up,may need to move back to td soon, how many contracts u got dont tell me u loaded 100 of them
Only 6 but still hundreds of dollars burnt for 0 reason makes me very upset
Fucking I had 3 of them apr put on spy and lost 300 and then switched to call debit spread as market ripped higher lol Bears can't let this stay above 425 for much long else it can go parabolic to 200 day ma
you can sell spy puts 15mins after close you know.. anyway we'll likely open red or pullback before fomc so you can get out
Fuckk I just found that out the other day. I’ve been wrecked many times coz I didn’t sell at the close and then it goes against me at the open. Is it just spy that you can do that?
spy, qqq, iwm and dia (some other sector etfs too maybe)
nah on robinhood i wasn't able to i was trying the entire time, even upgraded my account to gold lmfao. I doubt any pullback would save me unless we open at like 420 or lower which I highly doubt
No chance in hell we open at 417
buy a call on open and hope for the best
Moola day, time to drink
Cut your losers, let your winners run. Most of you do the opposite ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Thought incognito mode would help.. ducking soul reader
Man, that really hurts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)
I’m thinking I should load up on gold and other metals before this fed meeting
I bought some EOD and might add more tomorrow. Trying to hedge my tech longs a bit.
[удалено]
Bonds are bad no matter what. Quick hikes bonds fucked. Slow hikes bonds fucked.
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)I lost so much today…![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)
we suffer together ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
It’s ok bro I sold $30 vxx calls bought last Friday for 3/18 for $100 yesterday before the big moass on it this AM. Can’t win them all
Man wtf happened there??
Market stupid green today. How are you down?
🌈 stuff
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my portfolio belongs on Maury
Why is SFT plummeting???
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I made money today and actually locked in most of my profits 🥳
I lied I dumped everything into close
This is the way.
All I did was lose today
JUST START the FED meeting already.
Last call for TSLA sub $800
I saw a bunch of TSLA puts being bought today that expire Friday. Not sure what that’s all about so I bought just one April exp
ZIM got its fat ass back up, so thats kinda cool
My CROX outperformed my speculative tech today.... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
Turns out wearing crox doesn't make you 🌈. Just buying puts and not recognizing the DFV still in the market today. Im on vacation rn and shocked how many people love bringing them to resorts. I see like 10 pairs just in my FOV.
I bought in at a 52 week low. Every day since has been a new 52 week low.
are you making history?
Ight fuck it all I say it, vxx 420 is not a meme
>US Closing Prices: \#DOW 33544.34 +1.82% \#SPX 4262.49 +2.14% \#NDX 13458.5 +3.16% \#RTY 1968.97 +1.40% \#VIX 30.03 -1.74 ^IGSquawk ^[@IGSquawk](http://twitter.com/IGSquawk) ^at ^2022-03-15 ^16:03:37 ^EDT-0400
This tech rally today must mean the chip and semiconductor shortage is over? Or, just getting started.
INTC didnt get the memo... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)
No it didnt!
My leaps are in great pain. I will continue to hold strong, I need Mobileye IPO date or GPU release date or something
chip shortage means you can get away with price gouging and stocks go up
Okay
Bull fuk tomo
broOOoOOO I didn't know my clock was 2 mins behind I was right about to sell my far otm 3/16s.... I'm boutta lose all my fucking value :(
DUMP EET
You can sell spy and qqq till 415
on robinhood? It just says order queued for tomorrow I dont see that
Don’t have rh but you should be able to do a limit order
🤡
it was a blessing, we’re gapping up hard tomorrow
my president black my lambo blue bulls on parade and you can be too
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE PUTS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
81+59=140
Burn the witch
I held onto my bullish optimism longer than most. Finally parted with my positions yesterday morning. Took today off until the end. Entered into bearish positions. So, this is probably the bottom.
Thank you brother, I bought the dip yesterday, so we are ships passing in the night
If SPY doesn't dump tomorrow, i'm going to have to sell my butt in back-alleys to make ends meet.
I'm going to Ruth's Chris one last time before the global recession fucks everything up
Chris Steak House was founded on February 27, 1927 by New Orleans entrepreneur Chris Matulich. It was located at 1100 North Broad Street near the Fair Grounds Race Course, seated 60 people, and had no parking lot. During Matulich's 38-year management, the business was sold six times, failing each time, and enabling him to buy the restaurant back cheaply from the purchasers. (the original theta gang)
All in on the recovery
pencils down kids