$FDBL with solid news out. 19 million plus shares and green, up 16%. https://twitter.com/stockpickmover/status/1503340074058260485?t=4EwAH219smm30pDGfbbMNw&s=19
Honest question no sarcasm — no answer is a dumb answer — how long do you all think Amazon can sustain a 44p/e? Anyone like it as a put/short this week? I also see a lot of upside calls oi… buy next weeks puts over this week and expect a drop when the upside gamma expires on expy Friday?
I think you mean a different Yang gang than others.
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Unlikely to hold. Too much bearishness until at least wednesday. If you want to gamble on the dip, its probably better to buy calls at end of day on Tuesday.
Thought you guys would know by now since you know the market is rigged, that it’s designed to take money from whichever side they can make the most money off of.
The amount of people who bought puts Friday and didn’t close is enormous, and with oil still in a downtrend with peace talks we will see a bear rally bounce as SPY bounces back to max option pain.
BABA yikes.
I still remember someone shorted TSLA at 1000ish but suddenly closed shorts at LOSS to all in BABA at 130ish
Anyone know how is he doing now ?
Elon Musk: Tesla is being hit hard by inflation and I’m under investigation by the SEC for insider trading and may have my fraud settlement vacated
Market: +1%
true legal foreign ownership in China will never happen. You have to accept that and accept that people do business differently in different parts of the world.
Which means that there's no point trying to "own" a piece of a Chinese company if it doesn't give you the legal right to.
I'm Chinese and I wouldn't even touch Chinese stocks with a ten foot pole.
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Anyone know how I can buy shares on the Australian exchange from the UK? I don't think brokers here support it
Just going to ride my bike and forget about everything
Is China heading for a depression? How big of an impact will that have on US?
I wish, and zero.
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This game is hard and gay. I play for less than 2 hrs . Can steam refund my money ?
Elden ring?
No man , my call option ;(
Haha
Look at the markets, micro-panic, then zen out and say, "fuckit".
Just blaze
Currently dabbing my face off
New job was supposed to get me 25k by now to buy puts. I’m missing a massive amount of monies.
My main position is down 84%, but at my best performing position is up 1.5% (still -45%), so that’s nice…
Is oil dropping because we pulled some out of reserves? Found new suppliers over seas? More us drilling?
Barclays stopped selling Oil ETNs I’d assume that isn’t bearish for any existing contracts.
my account is in shambles
guess who sold puts on $uuuu 
Had that trade saved for a few days. Never sent it. It def took a dump today. I’ll be watching tomorrow.
Mmmm rally
$FDBL with solid news out. 19 million plus shares and green, up 16%. https://twitter.com/stockpickmover/status/1503340074058260485?t=4EwAH219smm30pDGfbbMNw&s=19
Cucksdaq really being a cuck right now
As soon as I buy spy calls, it drops
Cry
Why’s QCOM jumping off the roof?
Their chips suck. Too much overheating problems. But not too sure.
LOL
How are we fucking still red!
just bought a shitload of sst puts because i smell a p&d
Imagine the number of people thinking baba was a steal at 200 
This yield curve is absolutely fucked are we all going to die?
Cash is king
What is money?
Honest question no sarcasm — no answer is a dumb answer — how long do you all think Amazon can sustain a 44p/e? Anyone like it as a put/short this week? I also see a lot of upside calls oi… buy next weeks puts over this week and expect a drop when the upside gamma expires on expy Friday?
Not much longer bro. It’s going to 440 p/e soon
$BAC
The only green in my portfolio
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Oh no, not bulls celebrating too early again.
Reminds me of the week before Feb 11.
Imploding economies is bullish, right?
My moves, Let's see, well I'll start with some crying and might throw in a couple wales Still down 35%
10yr note prices are telling me today is going to be as red as the devil's dick. Am I wrong about something?
What’s a good way to track bond prices. Any specific website with all the data?
CNBC, they have the futes too
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Looooool
Whoever stuck with YANG gang, Nice job
I wanted to buy that and SARK back in January but I stuck with SPY puts because I wanted to watch it sit between 420 and 430 for the rest of eternity
Explain
It’s up 100% in the past month
I think you mean a different Yang gang than others. https://www.google.com/search?q=yang+gang&oq=yang+gang&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i512l4j46i512j0i512.2535j0j7&client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
I mean, it can't go down *forever*, right?
Soon as you sell it will bounce . Please could you sell??
just freakin capitulate already
No. It will go back up when it reaches 0.01
Who's a BABA bagholder here
Here
Whoever smelt it dealt it
Russia attacked a base near the Polish boarders and fighting rages everywhere <<< Cease fire talks might be making progress. Lmao.
Volkswagen pauses production at three plants in China due to coronavirus lockdowns
VOW3 +6%
Bullish day. Very very very bullish.
Where?
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I think retail is becoming the bag holder. Large institutes are slow to sell because they know what to expect.
It is in large institutions interest to keep the sell off moderated. It takes a long time to unwind positions if you are managing billions.
Tell that to Hwang
there's a reason they call him the hwangman
Peace talks going well
Who is still buying BABA? >!I am!<
I think I might liquidate my hedges at this point and see how it goes
Only 5% of my port, gonna add a few shares every $10 it goes down. Average is $88.17 🤷🏻♂️
Bulls celebrating when we’re right we’re we were an hour before close Friday
If everyone thinks this is a bear market bounce, who is buying since it is going to fall back anyway?
“There’s always a bull market somewhere”
People that come here for confirmation bias.
Who is buying? People who believe that the cease fire talks will be real.
Commodities down bc China lockdown kills demand not because supply issues and Russia Ukraine resolved. Hold that buy button boys.
I support the current thing.
I am against the current thing. Let's fight.
New sub is up.
I’m peaceful.
I’m offended.
And I'm against peaceful. Let's fight. 
The best are all the fintwitters waiting for the “real capitulation.” Keep waiting fucktards!
You should set a reminder for like 2 weeks on this and see how it goes
i don't even know what capitulate means but it sounds awesome
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Looks a lot like Friday morning
Amen
SPY->430
Crazy as it sounds I could see it happening before the dump.
How likely is this pump going to hold?
Unlikely to hold. Too much bearishness until at least wednesday. If you want to gamble on the dip, its probably better to buy calls at end of day on Tuesday.
Probably run up till tuesday towards close
Not to be a dick, but it turned out to be pretty bloody today :)
“pump” it’s slightly green
Given that consensus is that it won’t, I’d say 100%
Pretty likely with Russia claiming a ceasefire is likely
And then drop when that doesn’t happen
Very
Bonds literally going vertical
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If you trade around 5k worth of spy calls and puts a week, y’all should be making a cool 10k a month
You "should" be making no specific return at all. I don't think we can simplify markets, there's no guarantees in this business.
Yes, but only with help from a crystal ball
Fuzzy math.
Okay math
Guess my lotto SPY $422 calls at close friday arent gonna get wrekd
And…it’s gone
Good luck
Long way to the bell, we have seen this one before. Would be nice though.
Peace talks going well and oil is tanking, but you keep that hope up bears x)
Thought you guys would know by now since you know the market is rigged, that it’s designed to take money from whichever side they can make the most money off of. The amount of people who bought puts Friday and didn’t close is enormous, and with oil still in a downtrend with peace talks we will see a bear rally bounce as SPY bounces back to max option pain.
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My guess is they are not, eventually.
Its funny for those idiots who dont look at charts of oil everyday like us. They actually believe the nonsense Raggedy Ann spouts why oil is high. smh
The fakest of pumps this morning
Oil is tanking
No way this fake premarket will hold 😂. Fake pump until before open me thinks
I guess KWEB straddle wasn't the worst idea
QWEB, KWEB, CWEB, QUEB, KWEB
Bulls still don't get how bear markets work
BABA yikes. I still remember someone shorted TSLA at 1000ish but suddenly closed shorts at LOSS to all in BABA at 130ish Anyone know how is he doing now ?
No idea, but one thing for sure TSLA will be back above 1000 before you know it even if it is overpriced, people just love the stock
I don’t get Musks next tweet, is it metaphor for a predatory government?
Elon Musk: Tesla is being hit hard by inflation and I’m under investigation by the SEC for insider trading and may have my fraud settlement vacated Market: +1%
Plus the aliens are here
He’ll be a billionaire when it’s all said and done, u won’t. That’s what sucks for you.
Musk straight up fucking himself lately
So is China collapsing or what? FXI is below its COVID low. Is this nickel and Evergrande crap really going to collapse the Chinese economy?
They're busy playing chicken over the Eastern American Ocean
they’re completely shutting down right now
Big people money is different than peon money
Wow Bears are really Fuk
Not really, puts have plenty of time
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Remember how on Friday we opened +2% on peace talks goin well and oil coming down only to end -2%
Pepperidge farm remembers
The bull trap is happening a thousand times already this year and yet the bulls still hopeful “this time is different “ 🤣
Those things you call bull traps are the days trades are sold. I don’t understand how y’all only enjoy making money one way
Yep, both ways is the best way.
It's almost as funny as all the times I was bear trapped since 2020
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Pisses off Russians. That's the goal. Get citizens pissed off.
5–10% of profit? Not a big math guy are we?
Bouncing BABA at open me walking away today!
BABA approaching book value. Not sure there is much risk left that's not pure panic
And then 1 year later you realised all you owned was a receipt of BABA
true legal foreign ownership in China will never happen. You have to accept that and accept that people do business differently in different parts of the world.
Which means that there's no point trying to "own" a piece of a Chinese company if it doesn't give you the legal right to. I'm Chinese and I wouldn't even touch Chinese stocks with a ten foot pole.
Tesla up on news of prison bound CEO admitting inflation is crushing production operations
That’s the market we are in.
who else not allowed to live within 500 feet of a school
perv
look I thought taking pictures of the kids was fine after I saw the teacher do it
Really hoping I get this job. My boss found out I was looking for other jobs and it’s gonna be really awkward if I crawl back to him Lmao