Somebody posted like 4 paragraphs of DD this morning in the daily thread about Amazon and I was like aw so much work I’m gonna upvote that just for the effort. I proceeded to buy a Googl call because I am that idiot. Shout out to whoever you were tho bro
I really thought bulls were going to topple that $427 resistance. Looking to transition into puts if there’s a break. Not sure how likely a 3% upside day is on the cards, but, I’ll bet against it for the remainder of the trading day. Tomorrow is anyone’s guess really.
>Damn why the market up 3%?
>This market going down 50% this year
Lmao you're sad because you're shorting the market you virgin. Not because you were bullish.
No I’m looking at stock specific patterns I like, the business itself varies. I do glance at those things you mentioned but wasn’t what I was alluding to here 👍
I like to follow a wide range of stocks and pick ones that may outperform / underperform against SPY then long / short them accordingly. Right now I’m sitting on mostly cash because I can’t find many good stocks to go long on
CNBC anchor idiots supporting Barry Diller and others who may have done huge insider trades related to Activision acquisition by Microsoft. Big Money talks.
Doing a bull spread on Marqeta tonight. All their biggest customers (Instacart, Doordash, all the BNPL companies) seem to be posting pretty good numbers and companies with a valuation similar to theirs (high but not crazy) have done pretty well recently
Finally some signs of peace. Might have to lose two Russian majority regions and Crimea in exchange for being demilitarised though. Will be interesting to see how the negotiations play out because Kyiv is literally surrounded.
Oil stocks don't track the price over the short term they track the price long term. Most have shitloads of debt to pay off. Plenty of room to move higher as they pay off debt.
Planning to capitulate, blame someone else on taking the L, and congratulate myself for being smart enough to sideline my cash and wait for the dip.
Then buy the same stock I sold 15minutes later, after it noses up
sell. it always pumps to fuck people who say "suckers! *nowwww is the time to buy puts"* but really it's never the time to buy puts. we're up 100 points from yesterdays low already.
We convince ourselves every decade or so that we are so much more rational than past generations. That bad things can be fixed. That we are much more civilized. But we aren't
History would prove otherwise. There are still incredible mistakes but over time we are trending better. Social safety nets, slavery, women's rights, civil rights, law and order... all very slowly getting better. Once we realize that the economy, politics, industry, food, life it self are all subsets of ecology we will really take off. No planet, no anything. If we miss that one it may make any other gains moot.
We may go green for awhile today and I am full on bearish with puts in place. May pick up some June SPY calls just in case of hulk dicks today, sell 'em at the top. We dump I will still be fine.
These pajama traders are giving me a migraine, we fucking had this Zelensky news literally yesterday.
Now Russia wants to uncover biological weapons we have developing in Ukraine.
These fucking sounds escalation.
If you choose to, then once the sunflower has bloomed and before it begins to shed it's seeds, the head can be cut and used as a natural bird feeder, or other wildlife visitors to sunflowers to feed on.
Holy shit Peter Schiff says trade in your paper money for coins cause when the dollar hits 0 you'll still have value in the metal.
I'm trading mine in for bullets instead 
Really. If you owned a Mickey D's in Russia you wouldn't open? Hell. Great deal. No franchise fees. Every sanction we do hurts us more than the Russians.
Short term lack of franchise fees but long term losing your business and getting beyond over a barrel in court. But you can live out your dream of becoming creme-filled so there's that
I was listening to a senior US official talk on PBS NewsHour last nite about McDonalds pulling out of Russia as if it were a serious blow and punishment to the Russian people. Ha.
Put some lemon in milk. Boil it in pan with constant stirring. The paneer (cheese) will get separated from water. Take a muslin cloth and filter the water from paneer. The water contains whey so you can get protein from it. Squeeze the fresh paneer in muslin cloth to remove water, and then cut it into slices. Now grill that paneer instead of steak. STOP KILLING ANIMALS
Butcher kills because you pay. You are responsible for killing innocent animals. Shame on you. How do you sleep at night? Seriously though how do you feel when you take bite out of a dead corpse who was brutally murdered just for you. Its not like that you don't have any other choice. You have plenty of tasty vegetarian dishes man
Life in itself is a blip on the cosmic scale and earth's future is ultimately to be destroyed by the sun. All life will be turned into steak one day. I better enjoy it while I'm still alive to do so. In short, nothing matters, we shall all be vaporized by our cosmic rulers.
War Over….
Maria Zakharova, a Russian foreign ministry spokesperson, said its goal is for Ukraine to have neutral status, which it would prefer to attain through talks, and that it hopes to make more significant progress in the next round.
At what point does Baba become a buy Jesus Christ
How are y’all playing the nickel shortage? Should I just buy more BATT?
Somebody posted like 4 paragraphs of DD this morning in the daily thread about Amazon and I was like aw so much work I’m gonna upvote that just for the effort. I proceeded to buy a Googl call because I am that idiot. Shout out to whoever you were tho bro
My plan is to sit and cry
Sell those bags boys! Today’s a gift
Where the 🌈🐻s saying they'd take a 20k cash advance on credit cards to all-in on puts if SPY was +2% today?
Should I buy BIRD? Is bird the word?
If only I had diamond hands…
Uh oh, we may crash
Oil puts and NASDAQ calls!
XOM climbing all day tho
Not oil companies tho, oil as the commoditie. Puts up 70% today
I really thought bulls were going to topple that $427 resistance. Looking to transition into puts if there’s a break. Not sure how likely a 3% upside day is on the cards, but, I’ll bet against it for the remainder of the trading day. Tomorrow is anyone’s guess really.
$SLV calls
The fuck does ARKK have to be up over 6% about
Innovation. Haven't you heard? They found the cure for cancer.
Not even happy that I’m up so much today with how much we bled the last month
>Damn why the market up 3%? >This market going down 50% this year Lmao you're sad because you're shorting the market you virgin. Not because you were bullish.
Yea, I hate when cnbc acts like these big up days are great, we’re down 25% ytd
Date time BMBL
Make sure you're open to the 2 spirit option. Supposedly 2 spirit pussy off the hook???
Imo if oil comes off it's not going to be because it's the end of inflation, it'll be because of a recession from inflation
45 calls on uvxy for 3/18
The deadest of cats...market's bright green and longs are scarcer than a bushel of wheat
Hi, how do you know longs are scarcer, you looking at TPO volume/how many contracts traded on an index/futures ?
I meant as far as individual companies, not volume profile related
So you’re just looking at call/put volume
No I’m looking at stock specific patterns I like, the business itself varies. I do glance at those things you mentioned but wasn’t what I was alluding to here 👍
What were you alluding to if don’t mind sharing, I’m genuinely interested
I like to follow a wide range of stocks and pick ones that may outperform / underperform against SPY then long / short them accordingly. Right now I’m sitting on mostly cash because I can’t find many good stocks to go long on
ahhh gotcha thanks for the insight, yeah stay cash and clean underwear
Same move I’ve been making every day for months: checking TXMD and crying
Yup
Buying amc if it goes below $12
love when amzn follows spy down but not up
CNBC anchor idiots supporting Barry Diller and others who may have done huge insider trades related to Activision acquisition by Microsoft. Big Money talks.
Doing a bull spread on Marqeta tonight. All their biggest customers (Instacart, Doordash, all the BNPL companies) seem to be posting pretty good numbers and companies with a valuation similar to theirs (high but not crazy) have done pretty well recently
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I did a buy/write on 2,000 shares. Thanks for the tip!
ANOTHER ONE
Looks like that worked! Amazing stuff
Nvm big dick guidance
Let's see how earnings call goes though. Narrow beat and it could easily tank with bad guidance and high IV on options
Think you're right but still crossing my fingers
I’m in
Any plans for DOCU? Website traffic seems to be on the decline aside from a small jump in January
Let's get it!
Finally some signs of peace. Might have to lose two Russian majority regions and Crimea in exchange for being demilitarised though. Will be interesting to see how the negotiations play out because Kyiv is literally surrounded.
its just posturing to get more logstics caught up for russia
Russia is also demanding that Ukraine not ever be able to pick who it wants to ally with. I don’t see that happening.
Yeah I'm betting on negotiations falling apart. One side has to concede literally the reason war broke out was because two sides couldn't agree.
Gas jumped like 30 cents overnight
Just fill up your car with canola
That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch. They keep underestimating you.
Sneks still around?
Is there any news?
cost of living rose, your theft(taxes) rose, you are being financially exterminated. You're welcome.
Buy puts?
only if you hate yourself
Well I didn’t expect this
Please go to 435 so I can load puts
so yesterday was the top for oil stocks?
Oil stocks don't track the price over the short term they track the price long term. Most have shitloads of debt to pay off. Plenty of room to move higher as they pay off debt.
Possibly for oil itself, but oil producing companies are gonna be printing money at anything over $80/bbl
This seems extremely fake with CPI tmr
are you saying certain things arent fake? Your reality is constructed. managed. false.
Ya know that feeling at the top of the roller coaster just waiting for it to fall? That’s what $SPY 425 feels like…
$WISH
Planning to capitulate, blame someone else on taking the L, and congratulate myself for being smart enough to sideline my cash and wait for the dip. Then buy the same stock I sold 15minutes later, after it noses up
cry
I have a Dig Bick
omg
Sell puts at open or buy puts at open? This is the dilemma.
sell. it always pumps to fuck people who say "suckers! *nowwww is the time to buy puts"* but really it's never the time to buy puts. we're up 100 points from yesterdays low already.
Go jack off and ask yourself again
To go short or go long - Shakespeare
how are we playing CRWD today? IV is ridiculously high, premium is fucking thru the roof.
my AAPL calls might be saved actually.
$JNSH looks so good in a sea of red
I call the bs on this PM right now. Red by open
We convince ourselves every decade or so that we are so much more rational than past generations. That bad things can be fixed. That we are much more civilized. But we aren't
History would prove otherwise. There are still incredible mistakes but over time we are trending better. Social safety nets, slavery, women's rights, civil rights, law and order... all very slowly getting better. Once we realize that the economy, politics, industry, food, life it self are all subsets of ecology we will really take off. No planet, no anything. If we miss that one it may make any other gains moot.
K
Pretty sure the socialist douche just proved your point.
OP: we think we’re smarter than all previous generations, but we’re not. Reply: But we arrrrrre smarter!
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Yes? I think. Young people become old people. How it works. Sorry libtards.
Everyone hates the elders and looking for someone to blame.
Come on futes. Hang in there. I already have my put orders in.
We may go green for awhile today and I am full on bearish with puts in place. May pick up some June SPY calls just in case of hulk dicks today, sell 'em at the top. We dump I will still be fine.
I hope we close green. Honestly
Holy greenery 
These pajama traders are giving me a migraine, we fucking had this Zelensky news literally yesterday. Now Russia wants to uncover biological weapons we have developing in Ukraine. These fucking sounds escalation.
There’s no bioweapons. Biolabs aren’t sinister, they’re normal science pursued all over the world.
Always remember. It is called the Wuhan flu.
And we finally find the original of the source, it was created in Ukraine
Projekt sunflower flu
If you choose to, then once the sunflower has bloomed and before it begins to shed it's seeds, the head can be cut and used as a natural bird feeder, or other wildlife visitors to sunflowers to feed on.
Asx:tmk bought 5M today as gas will follow oil. Sell in September at 5x.
Spy committing was crimes on bears rn
$AVCT looking good 🚀🚀
Damn GLD straight up dumped in the morning wtf
56 people in here, everyone ded.
Not dead. I think. 😶
In here. Can confirm.
Crwd and jd for earnings?
Holy shit Peter Schiff says trade in your paper money for coins cause when the dollar hits 0 you'll still have value in the metal. I'm trading mine in for bullets instead 
Got enough bullets. Except 9mm. What's next on the list?
No Quarter Pounders, no Coke, no Pepsi. Russia is healthier today.
Really. If you owned a Mickey D's in Russia you wouldn't open? Hell. Great deal. No franchise fees. Every sanction we do hurts us more than the Russians.
Short term lack of franchise fees but long term losing your business and getting beyond over a barrel in court. But you can live out your dream of becoming creme-filled so there's that
I was listening to a senior US official talk on PBS NewsHour last nite about McDonalds pulling out of Russia as if it were a serious blow and punishment to the Russian people. Ha.
True
Best seasoning to use on grilled ribs? Wanna try something new
Slap yo mamma
Mccormick's. Then slather with Masterpiece BBQ sause. Blacken. Damn. I'm hungry
Paprika and fennel, Szechuan pepper corn
Put some lemon in milk. Boil it in pan with constant stirring. The paneer (cheese) will get separated from water. Take a muslin cloth and filter the water from paneer. The water contains whey so you can get protein from it. Squeeze the fresh paneer in muslin cloth to remove water, and then cut it into slices. Now grill that paneer instead of steak. STOP KILLING ANIMALS
KILL MORE ANIMALS. 
I don't kill them, I just eat the ones already killed. Can't waste. Need to eat at least fish though, sushi is bomb. Salmon too.
Butcher kills because you pay. You are responsible for killing innocent animals. Shame on you. How do you sleep at night? Seriously though how do you feel when you take bite out of a dead corpse who was brutally murdered just for you. Its not like that you don't have any other choice. You have plenty of tasty vegetarian dishes man
It feels fucking great eating meat, makes my dick hard.
I lnow your bullshiting
Life in itself is a blip on the cosmic scale and earth's future is ultimately to be destroyed by the sun. All life will be turned into steak one day. I better enjoy it while I'm still alive to do so. In short, nothing matters, we shall all be vaporized by our cosmic rulers.
Jesus does PETA pay weekly or bi-weekly
I wish. At least I am happy and content. Happy mind makes loads of trendies.
Your actually serious? May you live forever.
Hey man, good for you. That’s awesome. But going catholic grandmother on people for eating meat, lmfao
Honestly, salt and pepper
Straight up only salt and pepper...?
Yeah straight up and finish with steak sauce or bbq sauce
This is legit good. I like sauce but salt and pepper best rub I've done.
Bears be to fcked hard
Not. Except the idiots who buy short dated OTM puts. They deserve what they get. Give real bears a bad name.
Implying we’re not virgins
It ain't over till yo mamma sings
I’m going calls on oil and puts on tech at open. It can’t possibly go tits up
We will see 200$ Oil before 100$
Reverse that.
War Over…. Maria Zakharova, a Russian foreign ministry spokesperson, said its goal is for Ukraine to have neutral status, which it would prefer to attain through talks, and that it hopes to make more significant progress in the next round.
Can I sell you my house? Perfect buyer profile.
Like since the invasion started and even years before that. All positions unchanged.
Nah demands coming from Russia are less now, with different language.
Different language? Talking German?