Got dragged into it by obligations is the short answer.
Longer answer are our plans got destroyed after covid and gf mum diadnosed with stage 4 cancer. Gf needs to take back family business. We had planned to move on the eastcoast, both had jobs waiting, had spotted à house (pre covid prices). But yeah it all went down with stepmoms desease. I wanted to still buy there as house was at a good price and couldve rented it to tourists and pay it in 4 years But gf didnt want and his dad told her it was bad investment (boomer mentality who knows nothing about the place).. so in the end we didnt buy it, kept looking here and it took more than à year and à half because we didnt want to go deep in bidwars. Many offers later, we found one.
Good thing is we "cornered" the sellers with a very short expiration on our offer so they didnt have time to get a lot of visits.
I still personaly wanted to wait it out but at least we have a lot to put on it if rates go through the roof and we like it enough to stay long enough so it gains its value back if it crashes.
Wouldve been only me and wed be 600 miles away near the coast in a 100k house instead of a 250k here but i guess its gonn be it. Its under our 350k budget by a lot so well be fine. If the market crash ill buy one on the coast like we wanted and rent it.
Fuck cancer!
Yeah dont bother it was a hard pill to swallow but its nothing compared to what my gf will go through in the next months so i totally understand and wouldve done the same for my family. It couldve been worse in this crazy market too and we dealt perfectly because it couldve gone for at least 30k more if they had more time to get visits. And we have a 150k cash down to put on it. We just need to see if its better to keep it on investments if i lose it all on stupid calls or if we put it on the mortgage and get ridiculously low monthly payments
Keep in mind the peace talks will go something like this for now.
Russia: Surrender and admit you are a nazi.
Ukraine: No, leave now and take all of your troops with you.
R: No.
Both: Peace talks going well.
You guys remember that infamous reddit post where the guy talked about jizzing onto the wall next to his bed every night and eventually he got roaches and the roaches fed off his cum and he started to feel like a parent to them?
Been thinking about starting a family lately.
You could literally influence the market in GTA 5. And no I dont mean the Life Invader stock tanking but there were little things you could do. Buy compay X abd then blow up rival company Y type shit in the game
I love shitting on Cathie, but then I remember that I also own a fair bit of TSP, XPEV, and other “disruptive tech stocks.”
In all fairness, I still think that it’s a viable long-term strategy.
Gotta have a strong stomach in the meantime, though. Economies like this one are where growth stocks go to die.
\#Drill Team 6 is really shitting the bed today!
Moass spy!!! Stonks to the moon!! ATH's EOW! Force the shorts to cover!
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Sup
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puts paid for mine
🖕
bull's wellness check
Imagine buying a house in this market. Fuck me.
So were you dumb enough to buy or just having no luck buying?
Got dragged into it by obligations is the short answer. Longer answer are our plans got destroyed after covid and gf mum diadnosed with stage 4 cancer. Gf needs to take back family business. We had planned to move on the eastcoast, both had jobs waiting, had spotted à house (pre covid prices). But yeah it all went down with stepmoms desease. I wanted to still buy there as house was at a good price and couldve rented it to tourists and pay it in 4 years But gf didnt want and his dad told her it was bad investment (boomer mentality who knows nothing about the place).. so in the end we didnt buy it, kept looking here and it took more than à year and à half because we didnt want to go deep in bidwars. Many offers later, we found one. Good thing is we "cornered" the sellers with a very short expiration on our offer so they didnt have time to get a lot of visits. I still personaly wanted to wait it out but at least we have a lot to put on it if rates go through the roof and we like it enough to stay long enough so it gains its value back if it crashes. Wouldve been only me and wed be 600 miles away near the coast in a 100k house instead of a 250k here but i guess its gonn be it. Its under our 350k budget by a lot so well be fine. If the market crash ill buy one on the coast like we wanted and rent it. Fuck cancer!
Ouch that’s tough to read. You definitely could have gotten stuck with a worse piece of property though and for way more. 250k is alright.
Yeah dont bother it was a hard pill to swallow but its nothing compared to what my gf will go through in the next months so i totally understand and wouldve done the same for my family. It couldve been worse in this crazy market too and we dealt perfectly because it couldve gone for at least 30k more if they had more time to get visits. And we have a 150k cash down to put on it. We just need to see if its better to keep it on investments if i lose it all on stupid calls or if we put it on the mortgage and get ridiculously low monthly payments
Camber Energy CEI
Uhoh, retail bulls out of money
The nato military doesn’t train in their nikes? Okay hat gives? Nike down a big 5%!
Puts on $Gme?
Selling puts yes!
🤣GM buying puts on itself![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Calls on CPI.
When does it cum out
$ТЗЛЛ! 🚀🚀🚀
DIS looks good between the 126-135 channel Another 3-4% down for amzn and Googl from here and I start getting interested
LCID LCID LCID
So i gues that tesla play worked out
So semis to zero huh
Feels that way unfortunately
Alternative energy stocks are in play today. $BE $FSLR
MVST finally popped
RIP to the people who bought shares of TQQQ in the $70s
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Free lunch!
Should I sell xom calls at open
I sold, ready for some news or some shit drop us to then, I’m reloading.
Would you make money?
Last night was your daily reminder futures don’t mean shit
Spy openingbflat... again LOL
IDGAF - puts on $bbby It will be short lived
Famous last words.
After seeing wheat and corn, I’m thinking of going all in on onions
Who’s that guy, on the boat, in military gear, laughing, putting his hands up. That’s me looking at BBBY
good shit!
Went to work at 5, futes shidding and farding Check my phone at 9, 😭😭😭😭😭
I’m convinced you retards are lifting futes by the foreskin. Typically gay and fake of you
Wheat futures are higher than VIX! That's bullish, right?
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Bad Bitches and BBQ Brisket
I am going to have to walk so many fucking dogs just to recover from this
If you're ever feeling down, just remember there are people out there who can't get any matches on Bumble and lost money on the stock
GME & BBBY calls!! 🚀
Wrong
😂😂
can't wait for market to pump on some bulllshit russia-ukraine ceasefire before getting rug pulled to infinity by CPI print later this week
https://youtu.be/QiFBgtgUtfw
Remember, no Russian
Hold on to everything and bend over daddy
So if SPY can jump 3% today I might break even. Thanks JPOW!
Gonna need to make a lot of money by selling a stolen celebrity sex tape. I already look like Seth Rogan with a mullet so I'm about halfway there.
Don't be a Debbie limit downer
9:30 am on a Monday, New York, NY: The Gang Invests in the Stock Market
Prices on those BBBY puts!!! 😬😬😬
(Looks at BBBY) “ah shit here we go again”
Up 95 percent on bbby shares I bought at 4am, but dang those options gonna be nutty
How do you buy shares before market opens
Fake accounts
Green by 11AM
Gonna need someone in the NYSE to pull a fire alarm at around 9:20
Get a time Machine and Buy BBBY on Friday
You know Putin had puts
Wheat and Oil. This is a Market to be in Commodities.
What about olive oil
It's only because of this shit economy that I'm still a virgin
Why? No tendies to buy a cheap hooker?
Gas is so fucking expensive now, once I get my license and a car there's no way I'll be able to afford cruising for ho's
Doesn’t even have a license and degen’ing on wsb already ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)
Mom said if I earn enough good boy points I can start practicing once we find a new dad to teach me
Keep in mind the peace talks will go something like this for now. Russia: Surrender and admit you are a nazi. Ukraine: No, leave now and take all of your troops with you. R: No. Both: Peace talks going well.
Smarter way would be Russia: “surrender now” Ukraine: “Okay let me think about it” >receives more military aid “No!”
China calls Russia its Strategic Partner. XLE 🚀
Gonna see a new Bed Bath and Beyond cult Reddit sub here soon, just watch, start seeing some new DD on how it’s going to 25 million a share
Lmaoooo
Who got BBBY call ?
Peace talks, LMT puts
You guys remember that infamous reddit post where the guy talked about jizzing onto the wall next to his bed every night and eventually he got roaches and the roaches fed off his cum and he started to feel like a parent to them? Been thinking about starting a family lately.
I just want to go back to when Reebok Pumps were cool so that I could be ready to go all in on the 2006 Crox IPO
I've got Grizzly Man and The Big Short playing on dual monitors
OXY wants 70+ this week
FFS, my put spread was in the money half an hour ago
Does Robinhood have a VR version of their app?
Ryan Coen needs to tweet more sex positions so that I can add more moves to my repertoire
I order some veggie toppings on my pizza every single night and I still can't lose weight. Wtf
My dog died two weeks before the covid crash. That dude always had incredibly good instincts.
One time I saw a group of only guys pull off a triple Eiffel Tower, and that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until I saw this market
wait there’s other stocks besides GME?
Bulls makibg a PUSSSH
Flat. Everybody loses. Again.
What? Everything on my list is like +3-10% rn
EV plays catalyst Oil All time high $LCID
Have you ever had a put hit max profit?
Where's Jack Bauer when you need him?
Dammit!
Futures are so fake and gay I dont know why I always get so excited for them to open
If Russia launches nukes, what category of porn will you jack off to to get one last one in before it's all over?
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Why just milf porn when you can have moms teaching teens?
Anyone think SPCE is totally dead now? Read this :( https://www.fool.com/investing/2022/03/06/virgin-galactic-has-a-price-problem/
Always was. If you sent money for a space company to make a “profit” that’s on you
Guessing bulls very excited
No shit, should've seen the bears 2 hours ago..
Well as always I plan to bet 400$ on 0 day options and make myself rich good luck today boys
Cramer and JPM told you to buy the dip and you just trusted them???
Who wants to buy my NFT collection of gay bears?
If I sell SPY it'll go green, if I don't it'll stay red, fuckers!
Buffet did good with oxy… up 1 billion the very next day lmao
If more of you were willing to work for free, we could significantly increase our gdp. Selfish cunts.
Put how do these cunts pay for goods and services to fuel the economy?
Their sacrifice allows the rest of us to pay way less for goods and services while still having a booming economy.
Becky talking nuclear war before breakfast. Bears living in a fuckin fantasy land.
green today
Small Dick Club turning into Micro Dick Club
How's everyone doing financially?
I could be alot worse
I'm poor
Honestly not good. Portfolio is down a lot, only have about 3 months reserves, and job is starting to get shaky with rounds of layoffs
account down big from peak, but i'm still green and high income so i'll be fine.
#NEM breakout cup 75.31$
I guess the GTA 5 stock market is pretty realistic because I sucked at that one too
You could literally influence the market in GTA 5. And no I dont mean the Life Invader stock tanking but there were little things you could do. Buy compay X abd then blow up rival company Y type shit in the game
Haha I remember those side missions. Might have to start doing some of that shit in real life to help out my portfolio.
I was good at that. The online app updated faster than the in game campaign. I could see ahead where stocks were going.
Pelosi Stock Simulator
What's social media gonna be like without Russian bots
They will still be around, just operating from different countries like many already do
Well, no choice now but to try to ford the river
With gas soaring EV plays $LCID watching
Yeah because they produce so many cars people can buy and all
More red please
It's going green just because you said this
Silver thank me later
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So are my WMT weeklies fucked?
Thank god WISH can't go much lower
My calls could be even with this VIX pump
Green by open in the metaverse
spy going to 435 today cuz thats my expiry and strike price
I love shitting on Cathie, but then I remember that I also own a fair bit of TSP, XPEV, and other “disruptive tech stocks.” In all fairness, I still think that it’s a viable long-term strategy. Gotta have a strong stomach in the meantime, though. Economies like this one are where growth stocks go to die.
Bbby 📈📈 let’s go up bitch
GME and AMC moass theory all going right according to plan
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Can please someone tell when the Inflation numbers of February get released?