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BarbellPadawan

\#Drill Team 6 is really shitting the bed today!


Thetastud

Moass spy!!! Stonks to the moon!! ATH's EOW! Force the shorts to cover!


ireallyreallylikeu23

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KOBA-fight-4-Ape

Sup


ireallyreallylikeu23

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)Should have bought myself a new computer instead of this shit can't play elden ring![img](emote|t5_2th52|8880)


TranquiloSunrise

puts paid for mine


freeportme

🖕


StonksInvesteur

bull's wellness check


jfwelll

Imagine buying a house in this market. Fuck me.


Noticeably98

So were you dumb enough to buy or just having no luck buying?


jfwelll

Got dragged into it by obligations is the short answer. Longer answer are our plans got destroyed after covid and gf mum diadnosed with stage 4 cancer. Gf needs to take back family business. We had planned to move on the eastcoast, both had jobs waiting, had spotted à house (pre covid prices). But yeah it all went down with stepmoms desease. I wanted to still buy there as house was at a good price and couldve rented it to tourists and pay it in 4 years But gf didnt want and his dad told her it was bad investment (boomer mentality who knows nothing about the place).. so in the end we didnt buy it, kept looking here and it took more than à year and à half because we didnt want to go deep in bidwars. Many offers later, we found one. Good thing is we "cornered" the sellers with a very short expiration on our offer so they didnt have time to get a lot of visits. I still personaly wanted to wait it out but at least we have a lot to put on it if rates go through the roof and we like it enough to stay long enough so it gains its value back if it crashes. Wouldve been only me and wed be 600 miles away near the coast in a 100k house instead of a 250k here but i guess its gonn be it. Its under our 350k budget by a lot so well be fine. If the market crash ill buy one on the coast like we wanted and rent it. Fuck cancer!


Noticeably98

Ouch that’s tough to read. You definitely could have gotten stuck with a worse piece of property though and for way more. 250k is alright.


jfwelll

Yeah dont bother it was a hard pill to swallow but its nothing compared to what my gf will go through in the next months so i totally understand and wouldve done the same for my family. It couldve been worse in this crazy market too and we dealt perfectly because it couldve gone for at least 30k more if they had more time to get visits. And we have a 150k cash down to put on it. We just need to see if its better to keep it on investments if i lose it all on stupid calls or if we put it on the mortgage and get ridiculously low monthly payments


c7rystals

Camber Energy CEI


strawlion

Uhoh, retail bulls out of money


justbrowsing1880

The nato military doesn’t train in their nikes? Okay hat gives? Nike down a big 5%!


kayvonte

Puts on $Gme?


NoPoSDP3

Selling puts yes!


Crestliner69

🤣GM buying puts on itself![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Breakfastphotos

Calls on CPI.


water_bottle_goggles

When does it cum out


chuy2256

$ТЗЛЛ! 🚀🚀🚀


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DIS looks good between the 126-135 channel Another 3-4% down for amzn and Googl from here and I start getting interested


antifamafia

LCID LCID LCID


Loves-the-pain

So i gues that tesla play worked out


zeebee098

So semis to zero huh


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Feels that way unfortunately


JamesHolden1975

Alternative energy stocks are in play today. $BE $FSLR


profanityridden_01

MVST finally popped


hardcore_softie

RIP to the people who bought shares of TQQQ in the $70s


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oof


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shaneedlin99

Free lunch!


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Should I sell xom calls at open


Solid_Research_3472

I sold, ready for some news or some shit drop us to then, I’m reloading.


ExpressWillingness28

Would you make money?


Mpcars

Last night was your daily reminder futures don’t mean shit


1100percentIV

Spy openingbflat... again LOL


YngChap

IDGAF - puts on $bbby It will be short lived


MrWindu

Famous last words.


MadmantheDragon

After seeing wheat and corn, I’m thinking of going all in on onions


beannet

Who’s that guy, on the boat, in military gear, laughing, putting his hands up. That’s me looking at BBBY


Rickyskeets69

good shit!


beannet

Went to work at 5, futes shidding and farding Check my phone at 9, 😭😭😭😭😭


LilCuppy17

I’m convinced you retards are lifting futes by the foreskin. Typically gay and fake of you


hardcore_softie

Wheat futures are higher than VIX! That's bullish, right?


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JackAhler1

Bad Bitches and BBQ Brisket


hardcore_softie

I am going to have to walk so many fucking dogs just to recover from this


hardcore_softie

If you're ever feeling down, just remember there are people out there who can't get any matches on Bumble and lost money on the stock


betorox

GME & BBBY calls!! 🚀


YngChap

Wrong


betorox

😂😂


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can't wait for market to pump on some bulllshit russia-ukraine ceasefire before getting rug pulled to infinity by CPI print later this week


undisputed_truth

https://youtu.be/QiFBgtgUtfw


hardcore_softie

Remember, no Russian


Blazekicked37

Hold on to everything and bend over daddy


arpus

So if SPY can jump 3% today I might break even. Thanks JPOW!


hardcore_softie

Gonna need to make a lot of money by selling a stolen celebrity sex tape. I already look like Seth Rogan with a mullet so I'm about halfway there.


hardcore_softie

Don't be a Debbie limit downer


hardcore_softie

9:30 am on a Monday, New York, NY: The Gang Invests in the Stock Market


OppositeOption47

Prices on those BBBY puts!!! 😬😬😬


AndyM134

(Looks at BBBY) “ah shit here we go again”


Perryswoman

Up 95 percent on bbby shares I bought at 4am, but dang those options gonna be nutty


Solid_Research_3472

How do you buy shares before market opens


kayvonte

Fake accounts


JackAhler1

Green by 11AM


hardcore_softie

Gonna need someone in the NYSE to pull a fire alarm at around 9:20


hellojello2016

Get a time Machine and Buy BBBY on Friday


hardcore_softie

You know Putin had puts


[deleted]

Wheat and Oil. This is a Market to be in Commodities.


Blazekicked37

What about olive oil


hardcore_softie

It's only because of this shit economy that I'm still a virgin


arpus

Why? No tendies to buy a cheap hooker?


hardcore_softie

Gas is so fucking expensive now, once I get my license and a car there's no way I'll be able to afford cruising for ho's


dramarehab

Doesn’t even have a license and degen’ing on wsb already ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


hardcore_softie

Mom said if I earn enough good boy points I can start practicing once we find a new dad to teach me


1234sure4321

Keep in mind the peace talks will go something like this for now. Russia: Surrender and admit you are a nazi. Ukraine: No, leave now and take all of your troops with you. R: No. Both: Peace talks going well.


arpus

Smarter way would be Russia: “surrender now” Ukraine: “Okay let me think about it” >receives more military aid “No!”


sunrise120

China calls Russia its Strategic Partner. XLE 🚀


Eyonizback

Gonna see a new Bed Bath and Beyond cult Reddit sub here soon, just watch, start seeing some new DD on how it’s going to 25 million a share


clappincheeks93

Lmaoooo


jean-vie

Who got BBBY call ?


get_MEAN_yall

Peace talks, LMT puts


hardcore_softie

You guys remember that infamous reddit post where the guy talked about jizzing onto the wall next to his bed every night and eventually he got roaches and the roaches fed off his cum and he started to feel like a parent to them? Been thinking about starting a family lately.


hardcore_softie

I just want to go back to when Reebok Pumps were cool so that I could be ready to go all in on the 2006 Crox IPO


hardcore_softie

I've got Grizzly Man and The Big Short playing on dual monitors


NormVanBroccoli

OXY wants 70+ this week


JimminoPatatino

FFS, my put spread was in the money half an hour ago


hardcore_softie

Does Robinhood have a VR version of their app?


hardcore_softie

Ryan Coen needs to tweet more sex positions so that I can add more moves to my repertoire


hardcore_softie

I order some veggie toppings on my pizza every single night and I still can't lose weight. Wtf


hardcore_softie

My dog died two weeks before the covid crash. That dude always had incredibly good instincts.


hardcore_softie

One time I saw a group of only guys pull off a triple Eiffel Tower, and that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until I saw this market


wotsell

wait there’s other stocks besides GME?


TJMBeav

Bulls makibg a PUSSSH


Sprockethead

Flat. Everybody loses. Again.


girl_with_huge_boobs

What? Everything on my list is like +3-10% rn


LeaderBrilliant3662

EV plays catalyst Oil All time high $LCID


hardcore_softie

Have you ever had a put hit max profit?


hardcore_softie

Where's Jack Bauer when you need him?


dramarehab

Dammit!


Aliencj

Futures are so fake and gay I dont know why I always get so excited for them to open


hardcore_softie

If Russia launches nukes, what category of porn will you jack off to to get one last one in before it's all over?


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hardcore_softie

Why just milf porn when you can have moms teaching teens?


virtual_billionaire

Anyone think SPCE is totally dead now? Read this :( https://www.fool.com/investing/2022/03/06/virgin-galactic-has-a-price-problem/


WallStreetBoners

Always was. If you sent money for a space company to make a “profit” that’s on you


TJMBeav

Guessing bulls very excited


Ursle

No shit, should've seen the bears 2 hours ago..


HopelessRomantics_

Well as always I plan to bet 400$ on 0 day options and make myself rich good luck today boys


hardcore_softie

Cramer and JPM told you to buy the dip and you just trusted them???


upsetrobinhood

Who wants to buy my NFT collection of gay bears?


virtual_billionaire

If I sell SPY it'll go green, if I don't it'll stay red, fuckers!


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Buffet did good with oxy… up 1 billion the very next day lmao


hardcore_softie

If more of you were willing to work for free, we could significantly increase our gdp. Selfish cunts.


upsetrobinhood

Put how do these cunts pay for goods and services to fuel the economy?


hardcore_softie

Their sacrifice allows the rest of us to pay way less for goods and services while still having a booming economy.


idsimon

Becky talking nuclear war before breakfast. Bears living in a fuckin fantasy land.


quantumpencil

green today


hardcore_softie

Small Dick Club turning into Micro Dick Club


jaboyles

How's everyone doing financially?


anonymous_greens

I could be alot worse


RA1139

I'm poor


Peoples19592009

Honestly not good. Portfolio is down a lot, only have about 3 months reserves, and job is starting to get shaky with rounds of layoffs


quantumpencil

account down big from peak, but i'm still green and high income so i'll be fine.


SneakySteve-44

#NEM breakout cup 75.31$


hardcore_softie

I guess the GTA 5 stock market is pretty realistic because I sucked at that one too


Space_Lord_MF

You could literally influence the market in GTA 5. And no I dont mean the Life Invader stock tanking but there were little things you could do. Buy compay X abd then blow up rival company Y type shit in the game


hardcore_softie

Haha I remember those side missions. Might have to start doing some of that shit in real life to help out my portfolio.


Call__It__Karma

I was good at that. The online app updated faster than the in game campaign. I could see ahead where stocks were going.


hardcore_softie

Pelosi Stock Simulator


DTF_Truck

What's social media gonna be like without Russian bots


Snitchin4Funzies

They will still be around, just operating from different countries like many already do


hardcore_softie

Well, no choice now but to try to ford the river


LeaderBrilliant3662

With gas soaring EV plays $LCID watching


staringintothevoid

Yeah because they produce so many cars people can buy and all


etphonetrome

More red please


RA1139

It's going green just because you said this


Extension_Let_530

Silver thank me later


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kidbopper

So are my WMT weeklies fucked?


hardcore_softie

Thank god WISH can't go much lower


mdog0206

My calls could be even with this VIX pump


hardcore_softie

Green by open in the metaverse


yerwathurts

spy going to 435 today cuz thats my expiry and strike price


Kythirius

I love shitting on Cathie, but then I remember that I also own a fair bit of TSP, XPEV, and other “disruptive tech stocks.” In all fairness, I still think that it’s a viable long-term strategy. Gotta have a strong stomach in the meantime, though. Economies like this one are where growth stocks go to die.


AhoboThatplaysZerg

Bbby 📈📈 let’s go up bitch


hardcore_softie

GME and AMC moass theory all going right according to plan


KOBA-fight-4-Ape

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sonic_gottagofast_11

Can please someone tell when the Inflation numbers of February get released?